PHJin/emobot-shard-2 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What difference does that make?!
Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
Joey, do you have a minute?
Dude, what am I gonna
Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.
Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have
What-what is it, what is it?
Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!
I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone
I'm not listening to you!
Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!
Hey, come on now!
All right, what are we havin’?
Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.
I’ll take those to go. For the kids.
Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said.
But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.
Understood. So, what’d you say back then?
Well, I said that I
Ha!
So you like the drums!
That's, that's great!
Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation.
All right, okay, well, apparently not!
So, yay!
Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. Ready? One, two, three, four...
Tequila!!
That's fun.
Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?
Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.
That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed.
All right that’s it, school is in session!
My God! Is this a gym card?
Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.
So why don’t you quit?
You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I
Who is Maria?
Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.
You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
No!
So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
Oh no, you’ll have to come.
Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that.
Exactly! Because it's in the past!
Anybody gonna eat that?
Pheebs!
Hey!
Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Yeah!
Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!
I know. They were mine.
Oh. No! No wait, that’s weird!
No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
That’s weird!
I’m wearing his briefs right now.
That’s…kinda hot.
I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that.
And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.
Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys.
I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear!
I don’t think you could ever do that.
Hey! I
Okay, whatever.
Lusts of the flesh.
What?
I don’t know. A cowboy theme?
Hey uh, is it okay to come in?
Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!
Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya.
Hey!
Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?
It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don’t worry. It’ll happen.
Yowza
Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Dear Lord.
I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?
Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…
Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?
She looks scared.
Doesn’t she look scared?
Y’know, I don’t really know her.
Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?
Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the "a-gogo."
Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.

What difference does that make?!

Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

Joey, do you have a minute?

Dude, what am I gonna

Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.

Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have

What-what is it, what is it?

Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.

Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!

Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!

I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!

What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?

And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!

I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone

I'm not listening to you!

Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!

Hey, come on now!

All right, what are we havin’?

Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.

I’ll take those to go. For the kids.

Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?

It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said.

But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.

Understood. So, what’d you say back then?

Well, I said that I

Ha!

So you like the drums!

That's, that's great!

Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation.

All right, okay, well, apparently not!

So, yay!

Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. Ready? One, two, three, four...

Tequila!!

That's fun.

Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed.

All right that’s it, school is in session!

My God! Is this a gym card?

Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.

So why don’t you quit?

You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I

Who is Maria?

Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.

You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?

No!

So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?

Oh no, you’ll have to come.

Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that.

Exactly! Because it's in the past!

Anybody gonna eat that?

Pheebs!

Hey!

Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?

Yeah!

Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!

I know. They were mine.

Oh. No! No wait, that’s weird!

No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.

That’s weird!

I’m wearing his briefs right now.

That’s…kinda hot.

I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.

Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that.

And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.

Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!

There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.

Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys.

I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear!

I don’t think you could ever do that.

Hey! I

Okay, whatever.

Lusts of the flesh.

What?

I don’t know. A cowboy theme?

Hey uh, is it okay to come in?

Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!

Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya.

Hey!

Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?

Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?

It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don’t worry. It’ll happen.

Yowza

Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.

Dear Lord.

I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?

Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…

Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?

She looks scared.

Doesn’t she look scared?

Y’know, I don’t really know her.

Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?

Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the "a-gogo."

Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.