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Ok, you can do this. | |
It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. | |
Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. | |
Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice. | |
All right. Well, there you go. Stop it, stop it, stop it. | |
Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out! | |
Really? My God, he’s really cute. | |
Go for it. | |
Phoebe, I’m engaged! | |
I’m just saying, get his number just in case. | |
But no: Chandler is in an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill. | |
Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged. | |
Well you should be embarrassed. | |
I did, but that was really fun. | |
Hey. | |
Chandler. I sensed it was you. | |
What?! | |
Unagi. I’m always aware. | |
Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel? | |
What’s up? | |
I can’t figure out what to make Monica. | |
Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes. | |
I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade? | |
Y’know what? | |
She’d-she’d love this. | |
Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8. | |
I made it in the sixth grade. | |
Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon. | |
Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon. | |
But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. | |
Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her. | |
Why not? | |
Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom. | |
Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up! | |
He might still show up. | |
Oh, what are you, stupid? It’s been three hours. | |
Is that all? | |
I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don’t you tell about your lovely wedding? | |
Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. | |
Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony. | |
Uh, tiny! | |
We’re not even sure why we’re having it. | |
It’s actually going to be just family. | |
Oh…wait…you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing | |
Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me. | |
Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements. | |
Oh great! What, you brought Joey? | |
Well, I brought the next best thing. | |
Whoa! Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. | |
Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! | |
Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! | |
You're so sweet! | |
Ohh, you're so sweet! | |
Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me. | |
Huh. | |
Well? Aren't you gonna do something? | |
Uhh…. | |
You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna? | |
Nah. | |
How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—, a rapist or a killer or something! | |
Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?! | |
Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! And you, are you a rapist?! | |
No! | |
Do you like car games? | |
Yeah, y’know the license plate game? | |
I | |
Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play! | |
No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! | |
Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? | |
I can’t figure this out! | |
It’s so hard! | |
Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah! | |
Paper cut! | |
Now, have you told anyone else? | |
No, I don’t want to tell anybody else because I don’t want Monica to find out. | |
You told me. | |
Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures. | |
Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet. | |
Me too. | |
Hey. | |
Hey. | |
Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse? | |
Oh all right. | |
Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go. | |
Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place. | |
How rude. | |
Oh, I’m sorry. You wanna bite? | |
The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring! | |
What? | |
The ring is gone! | |
Ugh. | |
Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!! | |
You lost the ring! | |
You’re the worst best man ever! | |
Dude, this isn’t funny! | |
What am I gonna do?! | |
I go to bed last night, everything’s cool! | |
I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone! | |
You slept with the stripper? | |
Of course!! |