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Ok, you can do this.
It's just like pulling off a Band-aid.
Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.
Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.
All right. Well, there you go. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!
Really? My God, he’s really cute.
Go for it.
Phoebe, I’m engaged!
I’m just saying, get his number just in case.
But no: Chandler is in an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.
Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged.
Well you should be embarrassed.
I did, but that was really fun.
Hey.
Chandler. I sensed it was you.
What?!
Unagi. I’m always aware.
Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?
What’s up?
I can’t figure out what to make Monica.
Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes.
I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Y’know what?
She’d-she’d love this.
Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8.
I made it in the sixth grade.
Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon.
But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely.
Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her.
Why not?
Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.
Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!
He might still show up.
Oh, what are you, stupid? It’s been three hours.
Is that all?
I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don’t you tell about your lovely wedding?
Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding.
Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony.
Uh, tiny!
We’re not even sure why we’re having it.
It’s actually going to be just family.
Oh…wait…you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing
Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
Well, I brought the next best thing.
Whoa! Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much.
Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends!
Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!
You're so sweet!
Ohh, you're so sweet!
Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.
Huh.
Well? Aren't you gonna do something?
Uhh….
You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
Nah.
How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—, a rapist or a killer or something!
Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?!
Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! And you, are you a rapist?!
No!
Do you like car games?
Yeah, y’know the license plate game?
I
Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play!
No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!
Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica?
I can’t figure this out!
It’s so hard!
Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah!
Paper cut!
Now, have you told anyone else?
No, I don’t want to tell anybody else because I don’t want Monica to find out.
You told me.
Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.
Me too.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?
Oh all right.
Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place.
How rude.
Oh, I’m sorry. You wanna bite?
The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
What?
The ring is gone!
Ugh.
Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!!
You lost the ring!
You’re the worst best man ever!
Dude, this isn’t funny!
What am I gonna do?!
I go to bed last night, everything’s cool!
I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!
You slept with the stripper?
Of course!!