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Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh yeah, I’d love that.
Oh, great! Me too.
I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.
And why do you care so much?
Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
You had fantasies about Emily?
No! Y’know,
Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Do you love her?
We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?
You love her!
What-what is love really?
Ohhh, I
I am a good kisser.
Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… I’ve been watching too much porn.
So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.
Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I
Why don’t we do a trial run.
Oh okay. Umm, all right. Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
I’m the supply manager.
Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.
Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to
Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"
Hey!
Okay.
Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.
Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it.
Bloomingdale’s
Oh my God, are you out of a job?
No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a
Okay!
Come on, no peeking!
Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very good.
Okayyyyy, open up!
What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this
Yeah, it’s for our catering business!
I think I know that girl.
All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though.
No?
No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Oh!
And also, we don’t know what to do with this.
Oh yeah, I definitely know her.
You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?
Yeah, because I was
You still love me?
Noo.
You still love me.
Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Noo!
Maybe!
I, I don’t know.
Ross, I still can’t forgive you for what you did, I can’t, I just, but sometimes when I’m with you I just, I feel so...
What?!
I just, I feel, I-I just...
What?
I feel...
Noo!! I don’t care! I’m not, I’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
But I made cards!!
Well! Good night. I’m going upstairs.
Good night.
Wanna play strip poker for practice?
What are you doing?
The key’s stuck in the lock.
I can fix it. Hold on. Look out. Look out.
It still doesn’t work.
Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married.
I know, they’re gonna be
Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Not
No! I’m so happy for them!
Me too! So happy for them!
Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!
I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.
Totally. I’m like 90/10.
Yeah me too.
Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
Wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
Well, I’m gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.
Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people.
How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Oh no-no-no, it’s only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a
Yay!!
Oh, in that case——Yay! That was me hopping on board.
Oh.
Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Hello.
Hey, it’s me.
I know you can’t stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I’d try and apologize over the phone.
Hello.