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Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night? | |
Oh yeah, I’d love that. | |
Oh, great! Me too. | |
I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. | |
And why do you care so much? | |
Because! You could get to live out my fantasy! | |
You had fantasies about Emily? | |
No! Y’know, | |
Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid? | |
Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything! | |
Do you love her? | |
We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know? | |
You love her! | |
What-what is love really? | |
Ohhh, I | |
I am a good kisser. | |
Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… I’ve been watching too much porn. | |
So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can. | |
Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I | |
Why don’t we do a trial run. | |
Oh okay. Umm, all right. Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? | |
I’m the supply manager. | |
Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs. | |
Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to | |
Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here? | |
Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!" | |
Hey! | |
Okay. | |
Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school? | |
Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? | |
Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive. | |
Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it. | |
Bloomingdale’s | |
Oh my God, are you out of a job? | |
No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a | |
Okay! | |
Come on, no peeking! | |
Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very good. | |
Okayyyyy, open up! | |
What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this | |
Yeah, it’s for our catering business! | |
I think I know that girl. | |
All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though. | |
No? | |
No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette. | |
Oh! | |
And also, we don’t know what to do with this. | |
Oh yeah, I definitely know her. | |
You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend! | |
All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else? | |
Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember? | |
Yeah, because I was | |
You still love me? | |
Noo. | |
You still love me. | |
Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me! | |
Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together? | |
Noo! | |
Maybe! | |
I, I don’t know. | |
Ross, I still can’t forgive you for what you did, I can’t, I just, but sometimes when I’m with you I just, I feel so... | |
What?! | |
I just, I feel, I-I just... | |
What? | |
I feel... | |
Noo!! I don’t care! I’m not, I’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice! | |
But I made cards!! | |
Well! Good night. I’m going upstairs. | |
Good night. | |
Wanna play strip poker for practice? | |
What are you doing? | |
The key’s stuck in the lock. | |
I can fix it. Hold on. Look out. Look out. | |
It still doesn’t work. | |
Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married. | |
I know, they’re gonna be | |
Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen? | |
Not | |
No! I’m so happy for them! | |
Me too! So happy for them! | |
Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous! | |
I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing. | |
Totally. I’m like 90/10. | |
Yeah me too. | |
Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler? | |
Wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille. | |
Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything? | |
Oh sure, Cilantro Larry. | |
Well, I’m gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter. | |
Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people. | |
How could you say yes, what about our catering business? | |
Oh no-no-no, it’s only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a | |
Yay!! | |
Oh, in that case——Yay! That was me hopping on board. | |
Oh. | |
Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party? | |
Hello. | |
Hey, it’s me. | |
I know you can’t stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I’d try and apologize over the phone. | |
Hello. |