PHJin/emobot-shard-0 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You are!
You are!
You are!
You are!
You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.
Uh, it was very nice meeting you.
Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.
Hi Mom, it's Jill.
She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was
Are you seeing anybody right now?
Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out.
I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!
Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Uh-huh.
That sounds great!
Hey!
Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can’t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
There’s gravy?
If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time.
That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now.
What are you doing?
I think I left a donut up here.
So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I’m happy.
Great job team!
Tomorrow at 8:30.
Phil!
Nice job.
Stevens!
Way to go!
Joel-burg, you maniac!
I love ya!
Bing!
Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.
Of course, you did.
Forgot something else too ya bastard!
Well, what about you?
You’re not feeling left out or anything are ya?
No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.
Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?
Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!
Now get on out of here, you!
Hey Bob.
Hey! How’s my pal Toby doing today?
If I see him, I’ll ask.
Toby!
Yeah!
Oh then you know each other.
We’re on a semi-first name basis.
What do you think of adding him to our team?
Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes.
Really? They love him down on six.
But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.
Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding!
A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman’s tux!
What?
That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.
You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!
So?
So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.
Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say "I do," he’s thinking, "Yeah, I’d do her too!"
Well then we still have a problem.
Yeah!
With what?
Well, we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know, can’t stop staring at the ladies.
Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Phoebe, we’re getting
No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
I call it!!
What?! No! It was my idea!
Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.
Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
See, I see.... big passion in your future.
Really?
I do.
Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]
That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why.
Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
What?!?!
Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
You can spill. In the sink.
Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening.
I love you, too.
Aww, good. What?
What? I’m just said.
No you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is.
Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Uh-huh.
I would love to live with you Ross.. that’s-that’s great! Thank you!
Well, I’m-I’m just glad I could, y’know, help you out.
Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me!
I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless.
You just saved me!

You are!

You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.

Uh, it was very nice meeting you.

Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.

Hi Mom, it's Jill.

She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.

Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.

Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was

Are you seeing anybody right now?

Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out.

I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!

Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?

Uh-huh.

That sounds great!

Hey!

Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can’t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.

There’s gravy?

If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time.

That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now.

What are you doing?

I think I left a donut up here.

So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I’m happy.

Great job team!

Tomorrow at 8:30.

Phil!

Nice job.

Stevens!

Way to go!

Joel-burg, you maniac!

I love ya!

Bing!

Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

Of course, you did.

Forgot something else too ya bastard!

Well, what about you?

You’re not feeling left out or anything are ya?

No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.

Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?

Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!

Now get on out of here, you!

Hey Bob.

Hey! How’s my pal Toby doing today?

If I see him, I’ll ask.

Toby!

Yeah!

Oh then you know each other.

We’re on a semi-first name basis.

What do you think of adding him to our team?

Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes.

Really? They love him down on six.

But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.

Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding!

A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?

No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman’s tux!

What?

That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!

So?

So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.

Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say "I do," he’s thinking, "Yeah, I’d do her too!"

Well then we still have a problem.

Yeah!

With what?

Well, we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know, can’t stop staring at the ladies.

Oo! You should have one of us do it!

Phoebe, we’re getting

No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!

I call it!!

What?! No! It was my idea!

Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!

We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!

See, I see.... big passion in your future.

Really?

I do.

Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]

That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why.

Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.

Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.

What?!?!

Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.

You can spill. In the sink.

Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening.

I love you, too.

Aww, good. What?

What? I’m just said.

No you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is.

Oh my God! Are you serious?!

Uh-huh.

I would love to live with you Ross.. that’s-that’s great! Thank you!

Well, I’m-I’m just glad I could, y’know, help you out.

Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me!

I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless.

You just saved me!