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And an assistant.
Sophie, get in here!
Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Oh my!
They're male nurses.
Not in my head.
Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Umm. Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
What?
What are you talking about?!
You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.
I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me.
Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Umm, why don't you give
What?
Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?
Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some
Yep! There's always room for
Joey, how do you make
Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, Grandma's chicken salad
Hello, this is Monica...
Yeah???
Oh...
Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.
Thank you.
Okay. Let’s bring it in.
Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.
Here you go.
That almost hit me in the face.
Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.
Hey!
Hey!
Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Oh boy, me too!
Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Yeah?
Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!
That’s me! Come on!
Okay. But wait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have lunch.
Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.
Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Hi! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too.
So, are you ready to go?
Yeah.
Chandler!
I’ll be right with you.
Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple.
Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.
You can take it off.
Just slice that baby right off!
Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing?
Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.
Well that's not a third nipple.
No?
First of all, it's on your ass.
Well then, what is it?!
Wait a minute, hold it. Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
I'm with Hamilton!
He's good with rear things, bring him in too.
Umm, this is great wine.
It’s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y’know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.
Really?
Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.
I studied for a year in Barcelona.
Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking
I love hiking!
Oh that’s great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo
So? Congratulations you two, I didn’t even know you got married.
Oh we-we didn’t.
No-no. We
What?!
Um uh…We’re-we’re just having this baby together but uh, uh that’s all.
Why?!!
Uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? But we’re very excited about this.
Oh. Well then shut me up.
Just tell me how.
Uh-oh, I feel another one coming.
Let it go, Ross.
Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
Do you all promise?
Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
Hey, Pheebs.
Dear Ms. Buffay.
Thank you for calling attention to our error.
We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.
We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- -
Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the
Honey, both yours.
Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!
Yeah? The work problem?
Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
What problem did you tell him you had?
Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay.
Okay, I’ve got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?
No thanks, Mom!
Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha!

And an assistant.

Sophie, get in here!

Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

Oh my!

They're male nurses.

Not in my head.

Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?

Umm. Umm. Umm. I don't think so.

What?

What are you talking about?!

You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.

I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me.

Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.

Umm, why don't you give

What?

Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?

Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some

Yep! There's always room for

Joey, how do you make

Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, Grandma's chicken salad

Hello, this is Monica...

Yeah???

Oh...

Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.

Thank you.

Okay. Let’s bring it in.

Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.

Here you go.

That almost hit me in the face.

Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.

Hey!

Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.

Oh boy, me too!

Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours

Yeah?

Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!

The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!

That’s me! Come on!

Okay. But wait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have lunch.

Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.

Shrill?! The wedding is back on!

I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.

Hi! Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you too.

So, are you ready to go?

Yeah.

Chandler!

I’ll be right with you.

Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple.

Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

You can take it off.

Just slice that baby right off!

Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing?

Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.

Well that's not a third nipple.

No?

First of all, it's on your ass.

Well then, what is it?!

Wait a minute, hold it. Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

I'm with Hamilton!

He's good with rear things, bring him in too.

Umm, this is great wine.

It’s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y’know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.

Really?

Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.

I studied for a year in Barcelona.

Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking

I love hiking!

Oh that’s great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo

So? Congratulations you two, I didn’t even know you got married.

Oh we-we didn’t.

No-no. We

What?!

Um uh…We’re-we’re just having this baby together but uh, uh that’s all.

Why?!!

Uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? But we’re very excited about this.

Oh. Well then shut me up.

Just tell me how.

Uh-oh, I feel another one coming.

Let it go, Ross.

Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.

Do you all promise?

Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!

Hey, Pheebs.

Dear Ms. Buffay.

Thank you for calling attention to our error.

We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- -

Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the

Honey, both yours.

Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!

Yeah? The work problem?

Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.

What problem did you tell him you had?

Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay.

Okay, I’ve got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?

No thanks, Mom!

Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha!