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Tasty! I’m really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it’s-it’s nice. | |
I have a question about this scene. | |
Yes? | |
Well, I don’t understand why Adrienne’s attracted to Victor. | |
Peel the onion. First of all, he’s good looking. | |
Yeah. | |
I think my character’s gonna need a little bit more of reason than that. | |
Oh, hey, how about this one. | |
Ah, it’s says so in the script! | |
Y'know ah, I-I don’t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you’re a bitch. | |
It doesn’t say that in the script. | |
It does in mine! | |
I can’t | |
Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake. | |
Y’know who has a great video camera? | |
Greg and Jenny? | |
Do you still wanna call ‘em? I wanna call ‘em. | |
Let’s call ‘em. | |
Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs! | |
Hello? Eighth street deli? | |
Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin’ to that place. | |
Uh sorry, wrong number. | |
Here you go. | |
Hello? It’s the deli again! | |
All right! I’ll have a sandwich! | |
I don’t think this number’s right! | |
Oh come on!! | |
Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now | |
Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma? | |
Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician. | |
Sure. So how long you been... | |
Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships? | |
Since then?! | |
No, it's only been six years. | |
I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. | |
...Joe. | |
Y'ever been in love? | |
...I d'know. | |
Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes. | |
You're one to talk. | |
Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women. | |
Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma. | |
Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you. | |
Everything’s gonna be all right. Okay, Dick? | |
Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!! That’s supposed to be a duck right? ‘Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league. | |
Hey, Rach, how was work? | |
Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn’t a chair. | |
By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. | |
Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. | |
I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and... | |
Something wrong? | |
No. Nothing. | |
And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century. | |
Yeah, that's it? | |
Yeah. | |
Dude, I am sorry about what I said! | |
No, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name! | |
It’s not that bad. | |
Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name. | |
So, you’re just Bing? | |
Because we won our apartment back! | |
What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace! | |
No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four! | |
I don’t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! Ah-ha! | |
All right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again. | |
Okay. | |
Come on apartment! Come on apartment! Oh! I know queen is high! | |
Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King! | |
Yeah baby! | |
But, we pick again! We pick again! | |
Why?! | |
I don’t know! | |
Tickets please! That’s courtside baby! | |
Seriously, good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back! | |
No they didn’t! | |
You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? | |
It's gonna be worth it. | |
It's a known fact that women love babies, all right? | |
Women love guys who love babies. | |
It's that whole sensitive thing. | |
Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. | |
Maybe one of them will break away. | |
No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. | |
All right, gimme the baby. | |
No, I got him. | |
Oh, seriously you want him? | |
Hello. | |
Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me? | |
You wanna smell him? | |
Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. | |
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? | |
Well, we are great guys. | |
Bye. | |
Well, not really. | |
I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. | |
Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou. | |
Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents. | |
Yeah. What-what should I do? | |
Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. |