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Tasty! I’m really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it’s-it’s nice.
I have a question about this scene.
Yes?
Well, I don’t understand why Adrienne’s attracted to Victor.
Peel the onion. First of all, he’s good looking.
Yeah.
I think my character’s gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
Oh, hey, how about this one.
Ah, it’s says so in the script!
Y'know ah, I-I don’t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you’re a bitch.
It doesn’t say that in the script.
It does in mine!
I can’t
Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
Y’know who has a great video camera?
Greg and Jenny?
Do you still wanna call ‘em? I wanna call ‘em.
Let’s call ‘em.
Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
Hello? Eighth street deli?
Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin’ to that place.
Uh sorry, wrong number.
Here you go.
Hello? It’s the deli again!
All right! I’ll have a sandwich!
I don’t think this number’s right!
Oh come on!!
Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma?
Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
Sure. So how long you been...
Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?
Since then?!
No, it's only been six years.
I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.
...Joe.
Y'ever been in love?
...I d'know.
Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
You're one to talk.
Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.
Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.
Everything’s gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?
Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!! That’s supposed to be a duck right? ‘Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
Hey, Rach, how was work?
Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn’t a chair.
By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.
Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming.
I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and...
Something wrong?
No. Nothing.
And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Yeah, that's it?
Yeah.
Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
No, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name!
It’s not that bad.
Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.
So, you’re just Bing?
Because we won our apartment back!
What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!
No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!
I don’t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! Ah-ha!
All right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again.
Okay.
Come on apartment! Come on apartment! Oh! I know queen is high!
Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King!
Yeah baby!
But, we pick again! We pick again!
Why?!
I don’t know!
Tickets please! That’s courtside baby!
Seriously, good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!
No they didn’t!
You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?
It's gonna be worth it.
It's a known fact that women love babies, all right?
Women love guys who love babies.
It's that whole sensitive thing.
Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there.
Maybe one of them will break away.
No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left.
All right, gimme the baby.
No, I got him.
Oh, seriously you want him?
Hello.
Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?
You wanna smell him?
Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
Well, we are great guys.
Bye.
Well, not really.
I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon.
Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents.
Yeah. What-what should I do?
Well Ross, it seems pretty clear.