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He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
Let’s get the show on it!
Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close.
Closer than here?
Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let’s skedaddle.
Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee.
Okay, your highness.
Um, Rachel I’m really sorry. That’s okay, do you wanna get back together? Yeah, okay. Did anyone else hear that?!
So how did you know I was even here?
Your mom called me. So is this her?
No, this is a loaner.
I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game?
Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
Yeah, they're not so bad.
I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m
I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour.
It’s Lafite. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
All right here he comes. I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna tell him, I’m gonna be strong.
I just called a friend of mine.
Yeah?
I think I may be able to book
Really?!
What is it sweetie?
There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
I’m sorry daddy.
I don’t believe this!!
Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.
Stay calm?!!
How do you expect me to stay calm?!
This is unacceptable Rachel!
And I wanna know why?!!
Is it because that punk Ross won’t marry you?!
That’s it!
Is that it?
Yes. Yes, he says I’m damaged goods.
So, you’re like a zillionaire?
And you’re our age. You’re our age.
Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
What like Pete Dakota?
Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.
Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.
That’s not a state Joe.
Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?
I got to go, so ah, I’ll see you guys later.
Okay.
You’re our age!
So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Absolutely!
Now get out of here you!!
Okay, I’m running out of places I can touch him!
Look, is there something wrong with me?
I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there’s no future?
Either they’re too old, or they’re too young, and then there’s Pete who’s-who’s crazy about me, and who’s absolutely perfect for me, and there’s like zip going on!
I mean, seriously, does it sound like something’s wrong with me?
No.
Okay, I’m gonna go get Frank.
So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, “Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember?
And then, and then, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
You know what else I’m not gonna miss?
"I’m Monica.
I wash the toilet 17 times a day.
Even if people are on it!"
"Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"
"I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Hey! I call her!
"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
"Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend!
So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.
Item J437-A, color: winterberry.
Hi umm, listen come here, come in.
I’m so-so sorry about yesterday.
I-I’m really sorry.
It’s just that I
Listen Ross, you don’t have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
You do?
Yeah, you still have feelings for me.
And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you.
And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can’t.
It’s too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just… It just wasn’t meant to be.
Oh God you’re right.
Ross, we…we have to be strong. Okay, I-I’m gonna go. Can I? To remember you?
No.
I’m telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.
Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I don’t want to make it savory.
Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Gimme this.
Hi! Okay, don’t be mad at me, but I couldn’t resist.
Brides magazines?
Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin.
Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. Like for clubbing.
It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes.
I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t.
Right?
I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Oh my God.
I know. I need more pie.