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Yeah, all of us! All day!

That sucks!

That's not a trip!

I just came from the park!

What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park?

"Well, it's right by my house, all right!"

Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.

Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey!

Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!

I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.

That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.

Makes me wanna puke!

Is she in there?

Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her.

Oh it’s all right.

I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing.

It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different.

This is hard.

Yeah I know.

On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with.

Just wait.

Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger.

You have no idea.

Thanks sweetie.

You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?

Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.

Hey, I thought I cheered you up.

Oh you did, there are twenty in here.

Right. Good night.

Good night.

Hi

Hi! Hey mom.

This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?

Jack?

Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?

That’s a good question, dad. That’s a good question

Congratulations you two!

Thank you…we’re so excited

And also, congratulations on your wedding.

Wha—What?

Look at this clown!

Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.

Get out of the way jackass!

Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?

That

What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there.

Hey!

Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!

Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!

Ow!

Really?! Well, it’s just like everyone else’s apartment. It’s got rooms, walls, and ceilings.

Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Ah well, this is the living room.

All right. This is the kitchen.

The bedroom. Well it’s pretty much your typical... bedroom.

We’re still on this side of the door.

Ha-ha

Yeah, but I didn’t get to see it.

Oh shoot! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.

So um, who was she?

Oh, that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.

Did you like her? And I’m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.

Well, you seem fine.

Well, I don’t think this, y'know.

No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird.

Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it.

Oh, this will be so much fun!

Hey!

Are you excited?

Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?

Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.

All I have is, is oregano and a

Um, that's ok! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

Can we just start throwing things in?

Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.

Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.

Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

Hey he's wearing a sweater.

No.

Eww!

And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.

Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...

Mona? Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?

I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.

Oh, it’s okay.

No, it’s still wet.

Let me get it out before it sets.

Ooh, I have something you can wear.

Here.

Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt.

No-no that’s a man’s shirt.

It’s awfully pink.

Oh, it's perfect!

How about you?

It's a kitchen slash bathroom.

All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.

We are bad people.