Today at lunch I decided to change it up a bit by ordering 10 extra bacon for a 6 inch turkey sub from Subway. The result was a taste bud orgasm of monstrous proportions.

I wouldn’t recommend doing this every day, as it put me to sleep directly afterward. It also gets fairly pricey.

I’d like to pitch the following idea to someone like Morgan Spurlock: Do the Subway Diet like Jared, only using this concoction. We’d basically like to see someone with a normal build turn into a complete fatass, eating nothing but Subway sandwiches.