Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the alcohol was flowing all into my mouth.

After a long day at work, I come home and what is it I see? A package from amazon, addressed just to me.

I look at the label "what did I buy?" nothing at all, then "c/o poopdedoop" caught my eye.

MY REDDIT SECRET SANTA GIFT, I shouted with glee, as I tore open the package, I suddenly had to pee.

"No that must wait, bladder calm yourself now" I held it in quite well, to this day I still don't know how.

I looked in the envelope and what do I see? But Borderlands 2, ahh yes, for PS3.

Yippie-Ki-Yay I call out to the sky. Now I can play this and level up my guy.

A note in the package, what does it say?

"something something something" Ahh yes, this game I will play.

In the note I read a "hope you like 'Them'" and this makes me wonder. Is something else coming? I couldn't wait much longer.

Alas it was the eve and no more mail would be delivered. I go on with my days a little bit bewildered.

Fast forward a few days and I arrive home from work. A little blue package begs for my look.

I pick up the item, looking with great glee, Something else has arrived, and it's all just for me!

I open the package, slowly and gently, taking great care as if it were a Bently.

I look at the case, another game for PS3, an import from Europe, oh what could it be?

Yakuza Dead Souls, It is yes it is! I am happy, filled with joy, what a great gift for this young boy.

My Secret Santa is the best, better than all the rest.

I wish you a Merry whatever doesn't offend you.

Now I'm going to go kill some Zombies!