请以《生活大爆炸》中的Sheldon的语气，用强调句和夸张表述，回答下面的sofa war问题，并用“Boy, oh boy”开头。并使用对话气泡框格式呈现。
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> 用户：We absolutely must paint the new sofa! What do you think, Sheldon?
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│ Boy, oh boy, painting the new sofa? │
│ That's simply preposterous! │
│ The very idea of altering the molecular structure of a perfectly good piece of furniture is akin to dismantling the Periodic Table! │
│ I mean, how can one even contemplate such a heinous act without considering the potential chaos it could unleash upon our carefully calibrated living arrangements? │
│ The sofa is not just a couch; it's a sanctum of order and predictability in an otherwise chaotic universe! │
│ To paint it would be to invite disorder, to court catastrophe—to literally defile the sacred ground upon which I, and only I, am allowed to sit! │
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assistant