mylesmharrison/cornell-movie-dialog · Datasets at Hugging Face

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JOEY It's more
KAT Perm?
BIANCA Patrick -- is that- a.
KAT It's just you.
BIANCA Is that woman a complete fruit-loop or is it just me?
BIANCA No! I just wanted
KAT What? To completely damage me? To send me to therapy forever? What?
BIANCA I just wanted --
KAT You set me up.
BIANCA Let go!
KAT So did you
BIANCA You looked beautiful last night, you know.
BIANCA I guess I'll never know, will I?
KAT Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to.
BIANCA God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself
KAT I guess I thought I was protecting you.
BIANCA I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.
KAT That's not
BIANCA No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.
KAT I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.
BIANCA Why didn't you tell me?
KAT After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --
BIANCA But
KAT Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.
BIANCA You did what?
KAT He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.
BIANCA As in...
KAT Now I do. Back then, was a different story.
BIANCA But you hate Joey
KAT He was, like, a total babe
BIANCA Why?
KAT In 9th. For a month
BIANCA What?
KAT Joey never told you we went out, did he?
BIANCA I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.
KAT I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .
BIANCA Like you care.
KAT Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.
KAT You're welcome.
BIANCA I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here.
BIANCA I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.
KAT Bianca, I need to talk to you -- I need to tell you --
KAT Can we go now?
BIANCA You are so completely unbalanced.
BIANCA Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.
KAT It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?
BIANCA Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.
KAT At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.
BIANCA Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?
BIANCA Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.
KAT What's normal?
BIANCA You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.
BIANCA I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.
KAT What do you think?
BIANCA Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?
KAT It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.
BIANCA Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?
BIANCA Can you at least start wearing a bra?
KAT I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.
BIANCA Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.
KAT Where've you been?
BIANCA I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.
WALTER I'm missing something.
BIANCA Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!
WALTER You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story.
BIANCA He's not a "hot rod". Whatever that is.
WALTER It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?
BIANCA No, but
WALTER The prom? Kat has a date?
BIANCA Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night --
WALTER Because she'll scare them away.
BIANCA Why?
WALTER Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.
WALTER Just for a minute
BIANCA Daddy, no!
WALTER Wear the belly before you go.
BIANCA It's just a party. Daddy.
WALTER Oh, God. It's starting.
WALTER If Kat's not going, you're not going.
BIANCA Daddy, people expect me to be there!
BIANCA It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going --
WALTER Otherwise known as an orgy?
BIANCA If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.
WALTER And where're you going?
BIANCA Daddy, I --
WALTER Exactly my point
BIANCA But she doesn't want to date.
BIANCA But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!
WALTER Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night.
BIANCA What if she never starts dating?
WALTER No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.
BIANCA Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...
BRUCE Just sent 'em through.
PATRICK Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?
BRUCE Never
PATRICK Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?
BRUCE Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?
PATRICK Always a pleasure, Brucie.
MICHAEL Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.
CAMERON You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.

JOEY It's more

KAT Perm?

BIANCA Patrick -- is that- a.

KAT It's just you.

BIANCA Is that woman a complete fruit-loop or is it just me?

BIANCA No! I just wanted

KAT What? To completely damage me? To send me to therapy forever? What?

BIANCA I just wanted --

KAT You set me up.

BIANCA Let go!

KAT So did you

BIANCA You looked beautiful last night, you know.

BIANCA I guess I'll never know, will I?

KAT Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to.

BIANCA God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself

KAT I guess I thought I was protecting you.

BIANCA I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.

KAT That's not

BIANCA No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.

KAT I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.

BIANCA Why didn't you tell me?

KAT After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --

BIANCA But

KAT Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.

BIANCA You did what?

KAT He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.

BIANCA As in...

KAT Now I do. Back then, was a different story.

BIANCA But you hate Joey

KAT He was, like, a total babe

BIANCA Why?

KAT In 9th. For a month

BIANCA What?

KAT Joey never told you we went out, did he?

BIANCA I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.

KAT I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .

BIANCA Like you care.

KAT Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.

KAT You're welcome.

BIANCA I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here.

BIANCA I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.

KAT Bianca, I need to talk to you -- I need to tell you --

KAT Can we go now?

BIANCA You are so completely unbalanced.

BIANCA Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.

KAT It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?

BIANCA Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.

KAT At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.

BIANCA Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?

BIANCA Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.

KAT What's normal?

BIANCA You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.

BIANCA I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.

KAT What do you think?

BIANCA Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?

KAT It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.

BIANCA Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?

BIANCA Can you at least start wearing a bra?

KAT I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.

BIANCA Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.

KAT Where've you been?

BIANCA I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.

WALTER I'm missing something.

BIANCA Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!

WALTER You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story.

BIANCA He's not a "hot rod". Whatever that is.

WALTER It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?

BIANCA No, but

WALTER The prom? Kat has a date?

BIANCA Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night --

WALTER Because she'll scare them away.

BIANCA Why?

WALTER Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.

WALTER Just for a minute

BIANCA Daddy, no!

WALTER Wear the belly before you go.

BIANCA It's just a party. Daddy.

WALTER Oh, God. It's starting.

WALTER If Kat's not going, you're not going.

BIANCA Daddy, people expect me to be there!

BIANCA It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going --

WALTER Otherwise known as an orgy?

BIANCA If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.

WALTER And where're you going?

BIANCA Daddy, I --

WALTER Exactly my point

BIANCA But she doesn't want to date.

BIANCA But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!

WALTER Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night.

BIANCA What if she never starts dating?

WALTER No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.

BIANCA Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...

BRUCE Just sent 'em through.

PATRICK Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?

BRUCE Never

PATRICK Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?

BRUCE Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?

PATRICK Always a pleasure, Brucie.

MICHAEL Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.

CAMERON You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.