Location: Cleveland, OH (Am in process of relocating from Toledo-area)
Remote: More than willing.
Willing to relocate: Not at the moment, sorry.
Technologies: PHP, MySQL, HTML, JavaScript, CSS.  Front &amp; Backend stuff, git, svn, Java, Android.  Tiny bit of Node.JS.
Resume: <a href="http://goo.gl/LsA1Mh" > (Unedited - For specific companies I would prune this information for the most relevant stuff)
Email: REDACTED_EMAIL
I consider myself "full stack" but I am technically missing the bit where you use Redis or something between the web and the sql.  I'm around a mid-level developer, I believe, and I prefer working in PHP with experience in Yii 1, Zend 1, Yii 2, and Zend 2.  However, I'm a very quick learner.  At my current job I commit myself to code reviews (via Stash pull-request) and Agile Methodologies (Internal variant of SCRUM).
I'm very passionate about proper database structures, realtime technologies, and excellent Android design.
Shoot me an email mentioning Hacker News and I'll make sure to respond to it.  Thanks for your time :)