Keeping this on the down low a bit (and separate from my main HN account) as I am currently employed.
Summary: 18 years of experience in software engineering in both web and application-based settings on a variety of platforms utilizing a variety of languages in a wide range of industries.
Experience in team management and leadership, and actively seeking more opportunities for professional growth in this area. Current position is as a technical lead, and looking to keep going in that direction.
  Location: Alabama, USA
  Remote: Yes
  Willing to relocate: Depends on Location
  Technologies: 
   - Concepts: Agile, Scrum, Kanban, Project Management, Team Management, DevOps
   - Languages: Bash, C, CSS3 (Boostrap, Sass/SCSS), Forth, Java, JavaScript (AngularJS, jQuery, NodeJS, VueJS), Lua, HTML5, Objective-C, PHP (Laravel, Lumen), Python (Flask, RasPI), Swift
   - Systems: FreeBSD, Linux (Ubuntu, Gentoo, RedHat/Fedora/CentOS), Mac OS X
   - Tools: Apache, Asterisk, AWS (EC2, S3), Azure (Storage), Beanstalk, bower, collectd, Composer, Docker, ElasticSearch, Electron, Grafana, Gearman, Git, Gulp, InfluxDB, Kibana, Logstash, Memcache, MySQL (Percona), Nagios, nginx, npm, Postfix, Postgres, Puppet, Sass, Sphinx, SQLite, Subversion, Terraform, Vagrant, Webpack
  Résumé/CV: Full resume available on request
  Email: REDACTED_EMAIL

Basically, someone who has worn a lot of hats in 18 years. :)