me = { "Location" = "Boston",
       "Remote" = "true",
       "Relocate" = "false",
       "Skills" = "Rails, Ruby, HTML, CSS, JS, Swift",
       "Website" = "<a href="
       "Contact" = "REDACTED_EMAIL"                 
       }
edit: HackerNews' PHP MagicQuotes are screwing up my URL, appending %22 to the link. <a href="