"Professor wants a Summer Gig"
    Location: on the beach in CA or FL
    Remote: yes
    Willing to relocate: no 
    Technologies: javascript, php, database, SPSS. Know some: R, ReactJS, python, machine learning (did Andrew Ng's MOOC), bitcoin (did the Princeton MOOC)
    Résumé/CV: see below
    Email: REDACTED_EMAIL

I'm a computer professor in the business school of a university in the Rocky Mountain area.
I get summers off. I want to visit FL or CA for 3 months during summer 2017 to learn surfing (I'm a young-at-heart, very physically active male 44 year old, never married, no kids).
During that stay, I'd like to work for a start-up or some such. Don't need pay, but sweat equity and a place to crash would be yuuuuuge.
My ideal schedule will be to surf 4 hours a day, and spend 8 hours a day working at the start-up.
I consider myself well-versed in human communication, cognitive biases, UI/UX design, pricing, coaching.
I'm well read. My regular reads (and YouTube and Twitter addictions) include:
    - Hacker News
    - Nassim Taleb
    - Daniel Kahneman
    - Marc Andreessen
    - Paul Graham (Y Combinator)
    - Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert)
    - Derek Sivers

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I'm huge into hacking "learning." I've studied Spanish (Pimsleur Level IV and Michel Thomas Foundation) and French (Pimsleur Level I and Michel Thomas Foundation), and am fluent in English and Hindi. I have a PhD, and hope to do a J.D. one day. Good cook, regular meditator. Originally from India, I have my green card, and expect to have citizenship by summer.