You: need someone with Ruby on Rails or Erlang skills.  I also actually enjoy working in C, but it's seldom easy to justify doing so.  I've been doing the web thing for nearly 15 years, so I understand it fairly well, and have worked with a bunch of other languages like Tcl, Python, PHP, Perl, Java, Javascript and so on.
Me: US citizen currently in Italy, relocating to Boulder or Ft. Collins, Colorado at some point over the next year.
My wife, just in case anyone has any contacts/connections/knowledge: Phd in biochemistry and interested in getting a foot in the door doing proteomics/protein purification/mass spectometry in industry.  There are a bundle of Rails jobs in Colorado, so I'm not too worried about my own prospects, but if I helped her find something, I would be extremely happy.
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