Location: Corvallis, OR
Remote: Yes
Willing to relocate: Yes, but not from West Coast
Technologies: C#, .NET, Java (Android), C/POSIX, F#, Clojure, T-SQL
Github: <a href="https://github.com/cartermp" >
LinkedIn: <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/pub/phillip-carter/35/4a1/471" >
Email: REDACTED_EMAIL
I am a student and developer-mentor looking for a full-time position starting June/July of 2015.  I have significant experience with large (500,000+ LOC) projects primarily in .NET, I have a published Android application, a vested interest in functional programming, and a strong desire to understand what a system is actually doing under the tower of abstraction it is likely sitting on.
I am looking for a challenging workplace that does its best not to operate under misconceptions and actively seeks to understand the technologies used, does not expect devs to pull more than a 40 hour work week, does not evangelize any particular technology or methodology, respects and seeks out diversity in the workplace, and pays well.  A 12/12 Joel Test is much more important to me than ping-pong tables and beer on tap.