To begin, I know that my resume is quite different from many others in this thread, so if my qualifications aren't appropriate, I'll take this down. I figured I would post here anyway because in the past I have had some truly wonderful and supportive people reach out to me from HN, so it's worth a shot.
Location: Rural Washington in the Columbia River Gorge area
Remote: Yes
Willing to relocate: Unable
Technologies: Email, Excel, Slack/GroupMe/Kik (messengers in general), (S)FTP/SCP, basic troubleshooting for Windows/Mac
Résumé/CV:
1 year of office management doing invoicing, customer service, payroll, etc. for a door and window installation contractor that worked with one of the largest home improvement retailers.
1 week customer service for a law firm (The business shuttered exactly one week after I was hired)
1 year doing customer service/payment processing at call centers that handled things like customer satisfaction for multiple home alarm companies, processing payments for 3 of the big 4 cellular companies,  and taking orders for the majority of the largest broadband providers.
1 year of (inbound) sales for home foreclosure listings and police auto auction listings.
(Off and on) About ten years tutoring/editing/providing feedback on essays, one Masters' thesis, website copy, a (yet unpublished) book about patients' relationships with practicioners and how it impacts health outcomes, etc. Pretty much anything you can think of when it comes to written English, I've probably helped somebody improve an example of it.
(Also off and on) About 15 years of helping elderly/non-technically inclined people do basic things like troubleshoot their computers or set up simple websites for themselves.
Most recently: Did all of the copy for a southern California food delivery business, which worked quite well. I am also finishing up the copy for a more premium offering for the same business under another banner.
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I am aware that my resume isn't quite spectacular because for a number of reasons, I have had many significant challenges establishing a clear career path in a corporate environment. For this reason, I am happy to accept minimum wage or thereabouts, as I suppose everyone needs to start from the bottom sometime.
Ideally, with my excellent communication skills, I am seeking work in a customer service, clerical work, copywriting role, or something in that area.
Anyway, thanks for reading!