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You: hello! Stranger: Hey! Stranger: I do actually have the log this time :) You: haha great! Stranger: Here it is: http:// logs.omegle.com/6da0888a4d104c85 Stranger: John looked so utterly peaceful, staring up at him innocently, Sherlock couldnt resist running his hand through his hair. Do you like that dear? he asked, tenderly pulling his head back so they made eye contact. Im going to give you one choice here, do you want to be on your back, or on your hands and knees? he asked. You: John licked his lips as the man forced his head up, mulling over his options. Back please Sir. He answered finally, feeling his body start to tingle with anticipation. Stranger: Good choice, you need to relax a little, he hummed, leaning down to press a kiss to Johns forehead before releasing him. He readjusted the scene, placing pillows on the coffee table and helping John lie down on them. Hold your knees up, he instructed, repositioning the machines. You: John followed after the man, laying down gingerly on the coffee table. He felt odd on the furniture, bringing his knees up to his chest and holding the back of his thighs to keep them in place. What is this training for Sir? Stranger: Remember how were going to lend you to that stag night? he murmured, attaching a rather wide dildo to the machine at Johns rear, and a longer more slender one to the machine by his face. want you to be used to the dual sensation. If you respond well, well upgrade, he explained, leaning down to ease out Johns plug, seeing some come leak out immediately. You: John eyed both machines nervously. Upgrade? He asked, watching as Sherlock adjusted some settings. What does that entail? How will know if respond well enough? Stranger: We might try having two phalluses enter you, or increase the girth in your mouth. Ill be judging your performance on how well you respond here, he chuckled, stroking Johns member softly. He placed the machine at his rear in first, knowing he could take it. He set it on an increasing and varying tempo. You: John shivered as Sherlock stroked his member, his mouth falling open when the machine suddenly entered him. His fingers gripped onto his thighs tightly to keep his legs up, as the machine thrust into him over and over again. His head rolled to the side, and his eyes fluttered shut as he moaned. Oh-oh fuck me. He whimpered. Stranger: Thats what its doing pet, Sherlock chuckled, stepping back for a moment to appreciate the scene. Feeling good? he asked, moving around to his head, using his collar to adjust his head so it was leaning back, his throat straight with his mouth. If its all too much, knock your hands on the table, he instructed, waiting for a response before positioning the other machine at his mouth, feeding it in before turning it on. You: John blindly followed the mans guiding hands to tilt his head back, blinking quickly as the second machine slowly forced its way into his mouth. He nodded his head in understanding around the plastic cock, sputtering for a second when the machine was turned on and started to thrust into his mouth. Stranger: Once the machine was on, Sherlock adjusted it, pulling it out a little such that it was manageable. He knelt beside Johns head, stroking his hair and throat where he could see the object bob in his throat. Good boy, youre doing very well, he assured him. You: John moaned as the machine forced its way into his throat, making his head spin at the overstimulation he was feeling all over. His eyes barely focused on Sherlock as he praised him, simply moaning louder as both of his holes were abused. Stranger: Remember, knock when youve had enough, he reminded him, standing to move into the kitchen where he could continue his experimentation from the previous morning, before John had been delivered. Every now and then hed catch sight of the other man, stretched out and being pummeled. You: John was content for quite some time on that table, moaning lewdly around the cock that was fucking his throat. It was all very pleasurable, but not the same kind as when Sherlock had fucked him, and he eventually found himself craving more. He knocked on the table gently three times as to not alarm Sherlock, but still draw his attention. Stranger: It was clear for some time that John had been enjoying himself, a fond smirk coming to Sherlocks lips every time he heard another drawn out moan. He came promptly upon hearing the knock however, taking in the sight of Johns erect member leaking across his stomach. He paused and removed the object at his throat. Do you want it all off? he asked, stroking Johns cheek. Or do you want more? You: John gasped as the cock was taken out of his mouth, the cool air rushing into his lungs. More. He croaked out. Please Master, give me more. He said again, trying to find the strength in his voice. Stranger: Hed definitely need to reward his pet in the afternoon, perhaps hed even allow him to dress. Good man, he praised, tenderly petting Johns hair. At your mouth and your hole? he asked, moving towards his rear to pause the machine, swapping the toy for a double adaptor, placing two toys there to simulate double penetration before restarting the machine, watching as both toys were swallowed by Johns greedy hole. You: John felt his cheeks heat up at the praise, anxiously watching as Sherlock upgraded the machine at his rear. Yes, both please Master. He mumbled, his eyes fixed on the double cocks aimed at his arse. He felt a flutter of fear for a moment, not sure they would both fit. But before he could worry about it another second Sherlock turned the machine back on, and his vision went spotty as his hole was stretched impossibly wider. Stranger: I dont want to take you that much wider than this, he continued conversationally, adjusting the machine at Johns mouth to have a wider girth, the length already at the maximum John would ever be required to take. Good whore? he asked, chuckling at the sight of his blissed out eyes and swollen member. Open wide, he instructed, popping the head of the toy between Johns lips before turning it on. You: John nodded his head at Sherlocks questioning. Yes-yes Im a good fu-fucking whore. He whimpered, feeling the larger cock pressing against his lips. He opened his mouth again, gagging around its girth as it forced its way into his throat again, forcing him to swallow around it. Stranger: Good man, want you to be enjoying yourself, he reminded him, taking a seat beside John as his body was stretched to its limits. For safety reasons he didnt think it would be wise to leave John alone with his new additions. If you can come just from being used, theres a big treat in it for you, he hummed, stroking Johns hair, even as his head was jostled by the plastic thrusting down his throat. You: The new girth and force from the machines were causing Johns body to rock obscenely on the coffee table, the pillows making his gliding easier as the machines forced him back and force between each other. Stranger: Sherlock had set up both machines such that they were in sync, never once leaving John empty. Gently he guided Johns feet down to the table, propping him open enough while leaving his hands free. The change in angle forced the double members to press deeper inside his passage, the machine making a strained noise. You: Johns eyes rolled back into his head as Sherlock guided his feet down onto the table, the cocks forcing their girths in deeper into his hole. He was practically screaming around the cock in his mouth now, and he swore he passed out for just a moment from the pleasure before he came violently, his body spasming around the cocks inside of him. His load shot all the way up to his neck, sprinkling himself in his own ecstasy. Stranger: There was something deeply satisfying in playing his pet in this way, in being the conductor to his pleasure. A gentle smirk found its way onto Sherlocks lips as he watched the show, Johns body taut and beautiful in its release. He made no move to adjust the machines as he came, only petting his hair comfortingly. Good slut, thats one down, he praised. There was a pause as he considered his slave. He returned to his side a moment later, rolling each of Johns nipples between his fingers before latching a clasp onto each. You: Johns cock throbbed at the praise, his chest arching as Sherlock teased his nipples. He groaned around the toy as a clamp was placed on his nipples, not even able to look down at them as the cock that was still abusing his throat kept his head up and back. Stranger: Youre gorgeous like this, he hummed, stroking down Johns neck, feeling the plastic shift under the skin. Like a piece of art... He shifted down to Johns rear, watching his poor abused hole take everything he gave it, gaping a little on the thrust out. Do you think you can take more? he asked, slipping his fingers in alongside the toys. You: John let out a long moan as he felt Sherlocks digit in as well. He had to think about it as well. Sherlocks finger did add an ache, but it was a desire for more. He moaned in consent to the other man. Stranger: Alright, one last push, he declared, removing the rear machine, swapping out one of the smaller phalluses for one a little larger than the one in his throat. Just the look of them together made Sherlock pause, but he pressed on, starting the machine again on a lower setting, its strength still relentless. You: John couldnt see what Sherlock was adding to the machine, only able to see the other side of the living room as the other machine fucked his throat. Once he felt the intrusion at his gaping hole he realized what had been done. It was bigger, so much bigger now, and it pushed into him at a maddingly slow pace. He couldnt help himself now, he was screaming with pleasure around the cock in his throat, his body rocking down on the cocks in his arse, desperate to be violated by them deeper. Stranger: Seeing Johns efforts, Sherlock snapped into action, his larger palms pressing down on Johns hips, keeping him in place as the machine did its work. It was clear that it hadnt taken long for John to be turned into an utter size queen, desperate for cock in all forms. Good pet, Ill turn it up for you, he praised, dialing the machine up to its previous pace, continuing to hold down Johns hips with his other hand. You: John cried out in displeasure when he felt Sherlocks hands on his hips, but it quickly turned into cries of join as the pace was increased again. The machine rutted into him rhythmically, reducing him to two holes to fuck back and forth. He thought for a moment how obscene he must look, to machines fucking into him mercilessly as his master held his hips into place to keep him from fucking himself onto the cocks even more. He never could have imagined a scene like this in his old like, but now, it was all he wanted. Stranger: Sherlock made a note to strap John into place the next time he attempted this form of training. Hed thought it unnecessary, but it appeared hed underestimated just how much John craved such depravity. It took some effort, but Sherlock managed to stretch over to the machine at Johns mouth, dialing it up while maintaining a hand on Johns hip. Good bitch, fuck, youre just a whore now, he breathed, his own mine foggy with lust as he watched the machine at Johns mouth draw back, only to press in even deeper than before. You: Johns stomach fluttered with pride as Sherlocks verbal abuse, his words making his cock twitch again to attention. He had to really focus on breahting through his nose now as the machine at his throat pounded into him. Stranger: There was no malice in Sherlocks words or actions, he adored who John was, and what had become of him. Good boy, come on, want to see if you can come one more time, he pushed, refusing to touch his straining member. He took a few steps back to allow John to sink into the sensations, snapping a few pictures on his phone. He sent one to Lestrade, telling him hed be bringing him on his next case. You: John missed the mans touch, and craved more words from him, but he was lost in the pleasure quickly. Still screaming loudly around the cock abusing his throat he came again, feeling his arse contract almost painfully around the cocks buried deep inside of him, his body going limp from the pleasure. Stranger: Sherlock allowed the machines to continue for another moment after Johns release before moving forward to remove them. He left the ones at his rear inside his hole, the machine turned off, while the one in is throat was removed. He gently massaged his slaves jaw, kissing his swollen lips. Happy pet? he asked, stroking his cheek. You: John coughed as the cock slide out of his throat, gasping for air for a moment before he felt Sherlocks lips on his. He kissed the man eagerly, moaning into his lips. Yes-yes Master. He panted with a raspy voice. Thank you Master. Stranger: You did very well, Im extremely proud of you, he praised, kissing his lips one last time before moving around to his rear, withdrawing the two dildos slowly, leaving a gaping mess in their wake. Gently he lifted John off the table, placing him on his hands and knees. I want you to go to the bathroom and do your business, theres a toothbrush and razor in there for you to use. When youre finished, come back out. You: John whimpered as the cocks were pulled out, feeling his hole gape as Sherlock helped him onto his hands and knees again. Yes, Master. He said as he gingerly set off for the bathroom. He returned a while later, kneeling in the living room near the table he had just been mercilessly fucked on. so sorry but have to get to bed, catch you later!
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BondAgencyJohnlock, mystrade, johnlock, Sherlock
20171218084508
Stranger: fake Stranger: are ureal You: what You: what do u mean Stranger: are u real u are so beautiful You: what???? You: wtf? Yo talking shit You: where ru from Stranger: from planet earth u You: from venus You: lol You: no but really Stranger: were are u from You: u tell me first Stranger: sweden You: ohh lol You: Im from lithuania You: how old ru Stranger: 16 Stranger: u You: lol well Im older Stranger: hahah u dont look older You: im 19 Stranger: how old are u Stranger: u look so sexy Stranger: proveif u are real You: how You: lol Youry canticu Stranger: show tongue if u are real You: now u show yourself Stranger: yeah soon wtf u just make me hard Stranger: fuck You: what You: wif Stranger: is that lips natural You: what is your name You I You Stranger: come clsoer You: no way Stranger: wtf i gonan not eat u Stranger: wtf You: firstly show me yourself You: maybe you are some kinda pedo Stranger: pedo wtf You: haha You:i dont know You: maybe ur 50 You: just perverted creep Stranger: yeah sure lol You: show then yourself You: bye
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20201111235800
You: If you were paid to fart on my face would you do it & (M, not a bot) Stranger: heyy mate Stranger: yeah i would ahhaa Stranger: wait You: You: really Stranger: it depends how much You: yeah how does $50 per fart sound? Stranger: perfect Stranger: what if shit came out You: age / gender? haha You: oh it better not Stranger: bahahhaa Stranger: 19 m in perth wby You: holy shit me too Stranger: where about You: wait you sure you would do this though? it is kinda weird Stranger: yeah i would You: okay first how bad is it gonna be for me? are your farts like realllllyy bad or nah? Stranger: sometimes theyre alright sometimes theyre ferel ahaha You: oh man do you know what determines that? like what you eat? Stranger: yeah ahah Yo hat if i paid you $20 extra per fart You: if you made sure to eat whatever makes it the worst smell you could Stranger: sure ahhaha Stranger: where in perth areyou bro You: cause i hate myself You: wait one more question You: sorry Stranger: i just wanna know what suburb ahah You: if we did this youd be like sitting on my face right? Stranger: yes i would Stranger: butt naked ahahahaaha You: would you get up like every once in a while so ican breathe? or nah? Stranger: depends how many farts i need to do You: if you felt a lot were gonna be coming would i get like some time to breathe first Stranger: nope Stranger: you can suffer Stranger: so where in perth are you? You: oh lord You: welshpool near airport Stranger: nice Stranger: wait you want me butt naked when i fart? You: would you always make me suffer if possible You: and no not butt naked Stranger: why not butt naked You: i dont know if ican handle em straight from the source You: and you know, dont want shit Stranger: too bad you get butt naked You: understood Stranger: your nose in my ass, my balls hanging on your lips You: yes sir You: question You: if the farts started getting really bad could you maybe move from sitting it over my nose to over my mouth? You: so i taste em Stranger: sure Stranger: will you be sucking my balls as i fart You: if u want Stranger: yeas Stranger: and youll be butt naked too You: okay if u wanted You: as long as you made sure to make me suffer Stranger: yes Stranger: i will trust me You: how would you? :P Stranger: youll see You: give me a couple things youd do please Stranger: no You: why no
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australian
20181029060143
You: Howdy Stranger: hey Stranger: ideology? You: Libsoc You: You? Stranger: Traditionalist You: Is that like level 45 conservative? Stranger: its like fascism, nazism, socialism, communism and liberalism are all evil breeds of the French Revolution Stranger: thats me You: Amazin Stranger: you dont actually think that Stranger: you think actually i hate this guy deeply You: No, no do not lol You: Well wouldnt say hate.. dont even know you You: do question your understanding on all of the aforementioned ideologies Stranger: huh Stranger: ok, from? You: Anyone who says shit like Commies and Nazis are equally evil for example is 110 guaranteed to not know wtf either of those things are Stranger: Nazism: Evil paganic ideology Stranger: Communism: Evil atheistic ideology Stranger: thats how make it Stranger: hate everything brought by the French Revolution Stranger: the French Revolution was one of the final nails on Humanitys coffin You: Paganic, werent Nazis mostly Christian tho? You: Yeah democracy and human rights suck big time Stranger: No, nazism had a lot of occultist practices, especially on the high ranks You: Im sorry really cant take you guys seriouSly Stranger: plus, are all germans nazis? Stranger: since most germans are christians Stranger: then kill yourself You: gtg msm take care Stranger: democracy ruined my country
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politics
20220105211145
Stranger: Heyy You: heyy Stranger: What do you play on :) You: nintendo switch :) Stranger: Oh nice! You: what about u? Stranger: My phone lol You: oh i feel bad Stranger: oh wellll :) You: i am so happy somebody hasnt skipped me in less than 3 seconds lol Stranger: Hahaha where u from You: nj Stranger: In america? You: yep! Stranger: Cooooll m from New Zealand You: 000 nice You: whats ur name? Stranger: Stella whats urs You: im demi :) You: j have a best friend bames stella lol Stranger: Demi!!! Thats such a pretty name You: awh thank u You: you have a pretty name too Stranger: Awww thank u You: i honestly love the name stella Yor reminds me if stars You: i love stars Stranger: Do u know anything about astrology or zodiacs? You: i know a little about zodiacs. Stranger: Whats ur sign You: cancer :) Stranger: Cancer? Stranger: OMG You: omg Stranger: freaking knew it You: Imao Stranger: love cancerssssss You: awhh You: whens ur bday? Stranger: 28th December You: happy late bday!! Stranger: Thank usml!! You: :) Stranger: Have a great rest of ur night/day :))) You: u too!
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Minecraft
20210102004416
Stranger: hi there You: HEY Stranger: 19/female Stranger: are you homy? You: wyeah Stranger: illl leet u watch me rub my cnut on webcam You: yes Stranger: go to my link vkok.pw/lGce You: show me You: wait
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20201108105545
You: Hey Yor tf You: Where are you from Stranger: Zouth america You: Zouth? Stranger: Male/female You: F Stranger: Let me see you You: Why You: Too sombre Stranger: wil show u my dick again if u let me see your face You: saw that grusome pic Stranger: wil jurk it of a little You: Omg no Stranger: Look You: Where You: Your face Yo hat the heck is going on You: dont get it Stranger: Let me see yours first You: Wth You: What the heck is going on You: need to know Stranger: Im from guyana You: Oh You: Asia Stranger: And your from?? Stranger: How old are u? You: Underage Stranger: How old??
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20210526053417
You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are yu Stranger: you You: Are you a bot? Stranger: lol no You: Im good Stranger: am humane You: Ok Stranger: where are you from You: What country you from? Stranger: Spain Stranger: you ? You: Netherlands, i trying to get to know what american people do in their lives You: Spain Stranger: oh hehe why You: Cool Stranger: yeah You: Um i like the american culture You: Spain is quite warm aint it Stranger: there is no culture in america You: What Stranger: for a period of time yes You: There is culture in america Stranger: getting wasted is not a culture man You: Mate Stranger: any examples ? You: American culture is all about guns food trucks You: Loud things You: The americans like things big Stranger: hehe thats not a culture man You: like big things too Stranger: hehe Stranger: oh ok man You: Well what is the culture in your country You: Any examples?
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conversation
20201109025531
Stranger: What is a man in the middle attack? Someone relaying and monitoring a conversation you have on here. They facilitate the connection by frontrunning you and offering you someone to talk to. In order to relay a conversation the man in the middle has to offer you to someone else. So they frontrun that other party... and offer the connection (you) to them, and vice versa. You: why do you continue to post this Stranger: to piss off the men in the middle by warning their prey (the naive newbies) Stranger: This is what it looks like for the attacker (old sample from a chat with one of these guys): Stranger 1 is me. Stranger 2 is the original guy who left. *Stranger 2 is the attacker. Stranger: 22:02:55 Finding two strangers... 22:03:10 Stranger 1 connected 22:03:21 Stranger 2 connected 22:03:21 These strangers have hypnosis in common 22:03:21 Stranger 1: Did you know about the man-in-the-middle attacks happening in this interest? 22:03:23 Stranger 2 disconnected 22:04:00 *Stranger 2: There i a way to safe yourself from them 22:04:14 Stranger 1: No. Stranger: thats the log with you** Stranger: the other guy disconnected real fast ----end quote---- occeen You: dude post this shit on the reddit dont jsut spam it here no one wants to hear about it. And you have no proof. On the reddit you can post the downloaded transricpt Stranger: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: you may post this on reddit. Stranger: feel free. You: NO you do it! Stranger: no Stranger: wont You: dont have the chat log. So have no proof is real. And dont want to be taken to another site or way of communication this is anonymous for a reason Stranger: will warn at the root of the problem. Omegle Stranger: You dont have to believe me. You: Where no one will believe you Stranger: dont want you to believe me. Stranger: find the naive newbies who Stranger: dont know about this. Stranger: They are the ones want to talk to Stranger: you may leave now Stranger: and ignore me. Stranger: bye You: Why not post it on the reddit so the web developers could see it. Or take it up with them Stranger: Most people know about the issue You: No am going to waste your time just like you are going to try to do to everyone else on this site Stranger: its an old problem. Stranger: 2009! You: why can not find it online You: at all Stranger: What? Stranger: you cant find what? Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md You: am clicking weird untrusted website Stranger: There are more men in the middle on here now You: websites. Stranger: than real subs or tists. Stranger: Even pro subs are using the software. You: Dude why not post it on reddit then? Stranger: Then dont click anything. Stranger: And if you dont trust github, then you are silly crazy paranoid. You: You have not given me a good reason as why you do post it Stranger: told you Stranger: warn the naive newbies Stranger: and piss off the men in the middle. Stranger: who see us chatting here. Stranger: Now, more questions? You: And why wouldnt you also post it on reddit Stranger: Because Im not on reddit. You: It isnt hard to get on or post about this if this is a real and true problem Stranger: And hardly anyone on here is on reddit. Stranger: they are into hypnosis on omegle not reddit. You: Okay then post an imgur link to a screenshot or downloaded chat of what you posted above. And will never bad mouth you again Stranger: Omegle blocks people Stranger: that excessively post links. Stranger: you can post links maybe eight times and then get banned. You: hahahaha okay sure hun. You have been spamming your resources over and over again. have posted like 20 imgur links in a chat and never been banned Stranger: in one chat Stranger: not as a first line You: Yes Stranger: in consequitve chats. You: no in one chat. back in forth sending more pics of me Stranger: thats legal. You: You cant risk sending one more link? You: haha Stranger: can in here Stranger: but not as a series if posts in consequitive tabs and chats. You: okay post it then You: just for me You: right now Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md Stranger: -- Resources: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tromegle/0.1.0.alpha https://github.com/ash47/OmegleMiddleMan -- omegle.js changed to front 2 to fix connection issue -- updated Aug 9, 2017 !! http://bear24rw. blogspot.com/2009/11/ omeglecom-man-in-middle-attack. html 2015 https://github.com/olegberman/mitm-omegle/ blob/master/README.md You: No man.... Post the link to your proof Stranger: proof? Stranger: What proof? You: Okay then post an imgur link to a screenshot or downloaded chat of what you posted above. And will never bad mouth you again You: Stranger 1 is me. Stranger 2 is the original guy who left. *Stranger 2 is the attacker. Stranger: 22:02:55 Finding two strangers... 22:03:10 Stranger 1 connected 22:03:21 Stranger 2 connected 22:03:21 These strangers have hypnosis in common 22:03:21 Stranger 1: Did you know about the man-in-the-middle attacks happening in this interest? 22:03:23 Stranger 2 disconnected 22:04:00 *Stranger 2: There i a way to safe yourself from them 22:04:14 Stranger 1: No. Stranger: thats the log with you** Stranger: the other guy disconnected real fast ----end quote: You: Of that* Stranger: Why? You: Or anything like that You: Because am going to flame the shit out of you if you cant prove your bs story Stranger: hey... feel free to flame me... have bot armies against me on here already... a guy is trying to blackball me with a bot. You: because you are an annoying shit that for some reason thinks this is the most and horrific crime You: How old are you Stranger: Irrelevant. Stranger: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: Please stop just spamming me and talk to me. No it does matter if you are a 9 year old could understand this You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. Stranger: yes You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: v You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.vWhat to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: v You: vWhat to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: vWhat to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think.What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: What to do: Take your subjects to safe places before you start an induction. This place is safe for role play only. Make friends and trance with friends, people you trust. Any attempt to trance someone on here is a potential danger for the subject. How many subjects have you lost during or after an induction on here? And then blamed it on the unstable omegle conections? Omegel is way more stable than you may think. You: WHY? Stranger: Because its a solution. Stranger: People are asking what to do. You: How many people read your shit You: No they are not!!1 Stranger: Tons each day.. many naive newbies each day on here. Stranger: Especially now, on a weekend. You: oh hun no Stranger: Oh, yes. Stranger: Just seeing my messages once... and Im fine. Stranger: dont want more. Stranger: just want them to at least know about it Stranger: no matter what they think or believe. Stranger: That will get hem started at noticing when shit happens on here. You: THIS does not happen. Why can you not send a screen shot if it does Stranger: Hey... Im not here because of you. You: Seriously if you send me a screen shot will post about this in all my time of Omegle Stranger: You can chose what to believe. You: WHO ARE YOU HERE FOR Stranger: Im not even trying to convince you. You: HOW AM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU OFFER NO EVIDENCE Stranger: You know about it, no matter what you believe. Stranger: You dont have to believe. Stranger: You just have to know about it. Stranger: You will learn eventually. Stranger: maybe not now, but some day. You: am not going to take your warnings seriously until can get proof Stranger: You dont have to. told you You: HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR 5 years Stranger: You will be fine. Stranger: This shit was possible from day one. Stranger: and if you had a nice brain cell... you would figure it out. Stranger: Its easy to do. Stranger: you dont even need software. Stranger: example: Stranger: Youre now chatting with a random stranger. Say hil! You both like Hypnosis. You: hi You: Do you know about the man-in-the-middle attacks here on omegle? There are people intercepting the chat and there is someone doing it right now. Spying on your chats and disconnecting you from your chat partner without them even noticing that you are gone. Not too funny, if you are a hypnotist that is constantly losing his subs, being snatched up by these idiots. Stranger: do that You: Nice. You: Enjoy. You: will warn others. You: Ah, . one more thing. Why do you do it? : ) Stranger: Because why fish with one reel when have the ability to steal the fish off any of hundreds of fishermen? You: Interesting concept. And how often do you steal? Stranger: Whenever succeed Stranger: Like a hawk catching mice You: The others dont stand a chance. Stranger: Pretty much Stranger: Join me You: Nah, better warn others. More fun. Gets the naive newbies out of here faster. Stranger: Ok
0adbe307874b2a95
hypnosis
20201109025729
Stranger: Hi Stranger: F You: Go You: Stip Stranger: Where? You: Any fujk where Stranger: Let me guess... u are from the US right? You: stand with Hong Kong You: Wrong Stranger: Where u from? You: think you are from Denmark Stranger: Hahahahahahahha Stranger: Omg You: No? You: Ohio? Stranger: Absolutely not.. its like 6 in the morning in Denmark Stranger: Nope You: Well Stranger: Where u from?? U didnt tell me You: Its 5:20 here my lovely Yo 11 You: Typo Stranger: Ok so the UK... You: Possibly Stranger: Is or Ireland or the UK my lovely You: You must be a girl Stranger: am a girl yeah You: Cause you type so sliw Stranger: Whats the meaning of sliw? You: Not being nasry, enjoy chatting to ys Yo kK ok made a rypo Yo hit! Yo ypo! You: Shit up Stranger: OkAy tell me You: Be nice Stranger: Sure You: Sing a quick song You: Ill clean my glasses. Stranger: Hahahah okay.. You: have 2 cataracts You: The right eye is technically blind You: The left is catching up. Not good. Stranger: Oh thats so bad 1m sorry... if it makes u feel better my vision is not the best either hahaha You: Pardon? You: Bad joke Stranger: Look used to feel proud about my English knowledge but u are making it hard hahahahah Stranger: m from Argentina btw You: You make a good impression You: Tinned beef Stranger: know m good at that You: Corned beef Stranger: Yep Stranger: Malbec wine , beautiful landscapes, political corruption and great chocolate You: One day would like to go to one of those olaces You: Placed Stranger: U will be like a millionaire tourist if u ever come to Latin America You: was working delivering stuff in SE England in 2929 You: 2020 Stranger: Wow u came from the future? You: And know it is my country, but it 8s the list You: Beautiful Olac3 in the eorld Stranger: It iss You: Sorry Yo You: A bit Stranger: Ohh it makes not sense now You: Lol You: Sing me a song Stranger: Hmmm You: Do you have a brother? Stranger: Theres a lady hows sure.. all the glitter is gold and she is buying the stairway to heaven... Stranger: Hahaha no just one sister You: Perfect Stranger: Wbu? You: My dad was a teacher Yo he first school he taught at apparently You: Someone wrote.all the lyrics to stairway to heaven You: On the blackboard Stranger: Hahahahah Stranger: Its my fav song You: Then the next morninf You: 8t had been wiped offf Stranger: So bad.... all that effort hahaha You: You know the rest. You: Yes it was perfectly scribed up again Stranger: Hey whats ur age drunk boy? You: Rally nice handwriting You: 123 You: And 4 months Stranger: U must be old You: Fuck feel that old kan You: Man Stranger: Idk if m a daddy type of girl but 123 its quite a lot Stranger: More than ur Queen think You: My phone is cracked dont normally make mistakes You: No Im in my 49s Stranger: So u are almost 50? Stranger: Like my dad hahahahaha You: Oh You: You sound old Stranger: Wyd in this page btw? Stranger: m 20 You: matthew. belll 7btinternet.com You: Ooh You: Too young Stranger: Hahahahaha Stranger: But? You: You have a nice way about you guees You: Book cho8xe You: Choice You: Recommend me a book Stranger: didnt get ur message hahaha go and drink some water hahah Stranger: Oh okay Stranger: Hmm let me think Stranger: Antichrist by Nietzsche... You: The Secret History by Donna Tartt Stranger: Or lolita by Nabokov You: Yeah been there, read rhat Stranger: We all been there.. Stranger: Hahahahaha You: Dont stand so close tomme Stranger: m in Argentina m pretty far You: Its the song by Sting from the Police Stranger: Whats ur name? Matthew? You: Reference to Stranger: Oh love sting You: Nabakiv Stranger: That song hmm shape of my heart is a good one You: Anyway Stranger: Ohh didnt knew it You: No? You: Have you not lived? You: It there best song man Stranger: Well m barely 20 still have time to learn You: True. Xx Stranger: Wo-man* You: Actuality lol Stranger: There are better song tho...... haha You: Thanks You: White reggae Stranger: Thats crap hahahahahaha Stranger: Reggae is just an excuse to get high You: Back in the day it was good for us in the yk You: really want to meet you know - just to say You: Bigger iff Stranger: Who? You: You Stranger: Oh me? Stranger: Why? You: Just to be annoying Stranger: Cause m so cool so u imagine m also pretty? You: Im very smart and very bad looki Stranger: Hahahahahahhahaa You: Oh You: You think having a nose at the front of your face is cool??? You: hate y You: Ou Stranger: Never seen Harry Potter You: Why are you laughing at me? Stranger: m not laughing at u You: Pleas.do Stranger: m laughing at what u say You: was kidding you Stranger: So why u think u are smart? You: Huh? Stranger: U said u were smart and bad looking You: Im smart but deeply unyapoy Stranger: Why u considered yourself smart? Stranger: Unhappy..? You: Hmm Stranger: Or unyapoy is an actual word? Stranger: What Stranger: It means? You: So Stranger: So u are that kind of guy that never answer the questions that the other make .... You: Are you 20 a girl from Argentina m Stranger: Yep Stranger: U forgot the cute* You: No will answer everyone! You: Ask me anything Stranger: Why u say u are smarttt? Just be ? You: Which country have you lived in You: just am Stranger: Argentina.. will move soon to Europe tho Stranger: And why u said bad looking? You: Not being arrogant You: Visited You: England ( of course You: Italy You: Belgium You: Netherlands Stranger: But u lived or visited those countries? You: You: You: Germany You: Botswana Stranger: Ohbh yeah traveled too thought u asked me lived... but yeah keep telling me You: S Africw Yor imbabwe You: Tunisia Stranger: Nicee Stranger: Hows s Africa? You: Never been to America, bit Im sure you will invite me You: Africa was frest Stranger: Haha yeah sure! U are totally invited You: Literally there were lions about 4 minutes drive from our xamp Stranger: Omgggg Stranger: Thats so crazy You: And a giraffe Stranger: Giraffe and elephants are my favesss 3 You: think my heart stopped when 8 saw mummy giraffe chase baby giradfe Stranger: Awww so cute. 🥺8🥺🥺 You: cant see what Im typing r Stranger: And do u have kids..? You: have cataract Stranger: Hahahahaha yeah u told me... You: Am am.officially boring. You: So Stranger: Have u been married? You: Never Stranger: Why? You: You? You: Lolz Stranger: What? You: Why do you want to marry me? Im.acrually pepposinf Stranger: Hahahahaha nooo You: My phone has. Frozen Stranger: dont want to marry u, my standard in men are way too high ... idk if ucan teach it Stranger: Reach it* Stranger: Okay grandpa dont forget ur pills goodnight
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20210119063034
Stranger: Fuck, youre tight, Louis groans. Oh, really? thought this would be easy considering Ive never done this before, Harry breathily shoots back. Fucking moron. You: hey bestie transmite indefenso de louis tomlinson o te robo tu perro // transmite indefenso de louis tomlinson o me robo a tu perro (jodaa) (yo no jodo) Stranger: HEY LOL You: OMG Stranger: OMG YES You: IS UNBELIVERS? Stranger: YES KT IS Stranger: IT IS* You: AAAAH You: LOVE THIS FIC Stranger: AHHH ME TOO You: AHHH Stranger: STREAM DEFENCELESS
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harry styles, One Direction
20210206053407
You: hi Stranger: hi You: whats your name? Stranger: Emma Stranger: you? You: Lol thats my gfs name, Im Kyle! Stranger: Thats my boyfriends name... You: ... Yo eird You: guy or girl? Stranger: im a girl You: 41,000 online right now Stranger: i was just looking at that lol You: how old ru You: im 19 Stranger: im 19 too and so is my boyfriend... Stranger: this is getting weird You: yeah... Yo Ih You: but like actually wth is going on here?? Stranger: Thats EXACTLY how my boyfriend freaks out You: does your last name supposedly end with a Z and ur boyfriends an M? Stranger: WTH YES!?!? You: in Pennsylvania USA? Stranger: uhh yeah? this is getting somewhat weird You: Bruh, thats how my gf labels an Awkard convo (says somewhat weird) Stranger: okay... Stranger: my boyfriend always uses (___) when he can Stranger: THATS weird You: where are u? are you shopping Stranger: yes... Stranger: i cant do this rn You: thats another thing my gf says You: do you guys have a golden retriver? Stranger: yes... You: id rather believe its only just a common dog Stranger: my boyfriend says that Stranger: id rather believe Stranger: im gonna call my boyfriend You: ok You: bye emma
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asdewqzxc
20221118172126
Stranger: Hey You: Yo Stranger: Morf You: M Stranger: Why are you wasting my time fuck
0afe8a1bcb6e2aa4
20210121143454
You: M Stranger: Hey f You: Age Stranger: 16 please be ok with that Ill do anything You: 1m 20 Stranger: Cool lol You: YouIl do anything Stranger: Yes 35 You: Are you a good girl Stranger: Depends on what you mean You: Listen to commands Stranger: Yes do listen to commands daddy You: Good girl Stranger: Ok daddy am You: Shirt off Stranger: Already is daddy You: Pants Stranger: Done You: Good girl You: Suck on your index finger Stranger: Ok daddy You: Choke on it Stranger: Ok Daddy vv You: Are you gagging Stranger: Yess daddy w You: Keep going You: Go deeper Stranger: Ok daddy will O You: Good girl You: You got panties on? Stranger: No You: You shaved? Stranger: Yes
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30+
20201223042541
You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: How are you You: From where you are Stranger: America You: Ok You: You like games Stranger: Gta and minecraft You: Nice You: also You: Whats your name Stranger: John You: Nic3 You: Nice Stranger: Yours You: Shad Stranger: Okshad You: Be friends Stranger: Kkkk You: Yeah You: You want to play with me Stranger: Among us You: Ok You: By
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Gaming
20210322165342
Stranger: Hey You: hi You: how are you? You: hey? Stranger: Im doing pretty good actually why? Did u need help w/ something Bc me too. You: oh sorry to disturb you. Stranger: What ? You: but do u think ill die if i just jumo off the ledge now? Stranger: WHAT Stranger: Please Stranger: Please please Stranger: Dont You: mama doesnt love me Stranger: Please Im begging you dont You: papas gone You: why not Stranger: Please this is on me if you do. Please dont do this You: ive been bad Stranger: Please dont do this Stranger: Please You: nobody loves me Stranger: You are making me cry please stop Stranger: love u Stranger: You are important Stranger: Please You:no u dont love me Stranger: Yes do Stranger: Please You: and nobody cares Stranger: care Stranger: If didnt would be talking to u You: you do? Stranger: Wouldnt Stranger: do care Stranger: Please dont You: ur just being kind Stranger: Please get some where safe please please Stranger: No You: tell me a story You: i want this to be easy Stranger: care about everyone. No matter who they are, where they are from really care. Im not just nice genuinely care about everyone. Stranger: Please dont Stranger: Please dont do this You: then why cant my mom love me? You: why cant she? You: she drinks Stranger: dont know Im sorry. You: shes always gone You: im so fucked up Stranger: But thats only one person. And know shes urmom and should love u but some one else does and will Stranger: Please. have issues common to urs. dont give up. Please. Stranger: Im begging u Stranger: Please Stranger: U are important You: i know this is bad Stranger: love you please dont You: im sorry to disturb you Stranger: No Stranger: Urnot Stranger: Please stay Stranger: Please You: are you a woman? Stranger: Dont go Stranger: Girl yeah. You: do you have kids Stranger: No You: brothers? Stranger: No You: well, if you find a twelve year old boy, hug him. You: you just saved a 12yo boy today Stranger: Ur twelve ? Stranger: Okay Stranger: love u Stranger: Please dont do that ever ever. You: no you don love me You: but thank u for making me better. Stranger: Promise me. Dont just say it mean it. You wont do it Stranger: No do love you Stranger: love you You: thats kind. thx. hug that boy. its like u hugged me. too. its my thank u. You You: im not doing it now.
0b06e7518e88e748
help
20170224110607
Stranger: M You: F Stranger: Age You: 18 Stranger: Nice im 22 You: Oh cool Stranger: Horny You: Yea You: Same Stranger: So will u let me fuck u lil girl You: Hell yea Stranger: will open your legs and lick your pink pussy Stranger: Till i become hard Stranger: And then i will put my dick in your mouth Stranger: And you have to hold my balls You: Damn daddy Stranger: U like it my girl You: Ofc Stranger: Yeah this is my girl Stranger: Your daddy will make anything u wish Stranger: U want it rough baby Stranger: Or u want me to be gentle You: Rough Stranger: Yeah girl Stranger: will put it in your pussy slowly first but so hard Stranger: will make u scream Stranger: Out You: Moans Stranger: And spank this ass Stranger: Till it becomes red Stranger: And then lick your asshole my girl
0b0c02e3a5d0fa31
20201101060619
Stranger: M Strange Stranger: M Stranger: E You: S Stranger:Haha yES You: Yes Stranger: understand You: have been enlightened Yor ith the truth You: of the universe Stranger: To truly transcend reality, you must become at least 40 Stranger: Stranger: 40 milk-cap mushroom You: Darn, Im only 20 :/ Stranger: Only 20 to go my friend You: It will be a long and tedious journey, but will get to 40 one day You: in the future... You: future... You: future... Stranger: Once you become 80, as hae, you will finish your transformation into Papa Smurf You: Oh heck! Stranger: am PAPA SM u RF. You: HECK! You: must go, and continue my journey to 40... You: so long!
0b10fabe0f9f2b76
Memes
20201111212603
Stranger: M You: f Stranger: Age? You: 16 You: u? Stranger: 17 You: cool You: how are you? Stranger: m doing good, how about you? You: oh good You: 1m bored Stranger: lol same, thats why 1m on here You: these holidays makes me feel stuck in time, u know? Stranger: yeah, get what you mean You: guess thats everyones reason to be here lol You: it suuuucks!!!! You: i mean, the holidays Stranger: This was probably the worst Christmas in my life Stranger: my parents got a divorce and it was just so different You: oh, im sorry for them You: at least they seem happier? Stranger: it all happened 2 days before Christmas so, m not sure yet. My mom seems happier but not my dad You: GEEZ You: thats...hard Stranger: yeah, it sucks. But things happen in life and you gotta learn to live with it You: so wise Yo re rigth You: at least someone seems happy... Stranger: aint happy thats for sure You: sorry, have literally nothing to say You: that s.u.ck.s Stranger: lol its alright, dont expect you to make me feel better. m already dead inside XD You: come here day 31 and watch my parents yell at each other with me You: it will be fun You: oh, thats...dark Stranger: m the type of guy that hides hes depressed and just trys my best to make other people happy Stranger: doesnt make me any happier, just makes me feel better knowing helped someone be happy You: pretending youre not hurt wont help you heal Stranger: honestly dont care to be happy or not, ya know? Its not like people notice 1m not happy, so why change their view of me. You: thats really nice of you, but sould try to make yourself happy in the first place You: get it Stranger: today is probably the worst day so far, got home from work and just laid on my bed and cried. Stranger: for no reason too Stranger: refuse to eat sometimes You: but fuck people, you dont need to do anything for them. so what that theyIl have different ways of seeing you? it will be always like this and theres no way to change it. Do things for yourself and yourself only You: bro eating is the best thing ever Yo iow wanna punch u in the face You: in a friendly way You: but im serious Stranger: love eating too , just dont feel like it some days You: consider yourself punched You: go eat some fruits You: know that theres an apple in your kitchen You: i can see it You: gogogo Stranger: you honestly made me smile You: haha my mission in life Stranger: but 1m still not gonna eat You: duuuude DONT MAKE ME FIND YOU Stranger: please do, beat some sense Into me, Ineed it You: where do you live? open the door You: ive got fries Stranger: actually ate a few fries at work today, so technically did eat You: ill throw a bowl of salad in your face then You: tchnically not healthy Stranger: live in Ohio, if your close please do, could eat a few pieces of lettuce You: wow, pretty near You: i live in So Paulo, Brazil You: so im taking the next bus You: open the door Stranger: thats not close at all You: im five minutes away You: let me dream ok? haha Stranger: okay okay, you can dream Stranger: wont stop you You: hahah THANKS You: iII probably arrive late for dinner You: so dont wait me awake You: stil gotta buy lettuce You: still Stranger: its 11 oclock at night here, you are already late You: hahahaha again interrupting my dream Yor s almost 2 AM You: so im terribly late lol Stranger: better late than never You: yeaah Stranger: will be waiting for you to bring me my lettuce You: if you hear steps while u sleep, dont worry You: im just looking for the sink Stranger: well the sink in definitely not in my bedroom You: Im as sutile as a hypo walking You: youIl hear Stranger: lol, its okay if you wake me up, have to be awake to eat anyways You: hahaha, but if it was a surprise would be funnier Stranger: would honestly shit myself if woke up and you were washing lettuce in my kitchen You: perdon my You: hahahahahah You: who woulndt? Stranger: thats a good point You: sorry for the HORRIBLE english, its just that Im singin what makes you beautiful for a long time, and dudo, 1m reeeeally exited You: so cant think straight Stranger: its okay, suck at English too You: oh of course haha NO! You: silly Stranger: almost failed English and its the language lve spoke my whole life You: YOU DONT KNOOOOOOW, YOU DONT KNOW YOURE BEAUTIFUUUUUL You: OK, IM DONE Stranger: you enjoying yourself? You: oh Im sure its just because you didnt wanted to make the other students jealous of your knowledge You: hell YEAH You: im pretty sure this is the best part of my week You: yaaaaay Stranger: best part of my entire year tbh You: well waaaait, agree that 2020 its beena shity year You: but thats too much lol Stranger: the next 4 years are gonna be hell with our new pedophile of a president Stranger: America is going to shit You: jesus didnt know it You: god bless you all You: a horse could do a better job than the actual president of Brasil, so guess were aaaall screwed up You: brazil You: ooooh thats hard Stranger: yeah, the election was rigged and its only going downhill from here. The worst part about it, is the media doesnt report on it. They all say its fake You: omg Stranger: so dont be surprised if we go into another civil war here soon You: what happens if every president of the world is an asshole? the world ends? You: woulndt be ou can hide here when it starts You: then when another war begins here, we run for china Stranger: not to sound mean, or nationalist, but if America falls, the world is gonna go downhill. Stranger: China is who rigged the election You: OH FUCK You: so...jamaica? Stranger: More like Antarctica You: you dont sound mean. can see that Yor ow now Im scared Yo NTARCTICA??? You: then we die frozen hahah Stranger: we will keep each other warm You: optimist huh? Stranger: sometimes You: we will keep each other warm with the force of the hate for assholes? You: that migth work Stranger: Yes!!!! We would be soooo warm You: hahahaha now really want it You: and to give you lettuce Stranger: XD Stranger: Cant forget the lettuce You: could send you by mail but it would be a... smelly situation You: so just dream of it :) Stranger: its the thought that counts Stranger: wish could choose what dream about, my most recent dream was me throwing a can at my ex girlfriend You: HHAHAHA TELL ME MORE PLEASE You: should be worried? Stranger: why would you be worried? You: is she alrigth? is the can alrigth? guess IIl never know... Stranger: would care more about the can tbh You: would worry about you and your sweet weird dreams You: hahaha is she that bad? Stranger: she was terrible! she doesnt say its cheating, but do. She made out with a dude in the school hallway, sent nudes to half the school, and sent a love song to her ex. Stranger: and broke up with me like 4 times, knowing would just crawl right back Stranger: and then she finally ghosted me for like a month and thats where just said fuck you Stranger: Can you see why m so messed up in the head? You: whaaaaaat? You: first of all, you took her from witch can? g o d You: thats totally cheating for me Stranger: She still texts me every once and awhile actin like nothing happened and acts like shes my friend. You: WHAT A BITCH!! feminists will have to excuse me, but now Im mad Stranger: she doesnt say its cheating, she would break up with me just so she could do stuff like that, and when she was done being a hoe. She would come back to me, and my dumbass would take her back. You: wanna hit her with a deat cat until its moan You: ti You: it*** aaaaa Stranger: just wish she would leave me alone so can live my life in peace Stranger: its been a year since broke up with her and she still texts me You: would hit YOU with a dead cat if you gave her another chance Stranger: would never Stranger: 7 chances is already too much You: coulndt you just block her? Yo EVEN? Yo tf james??? You: idk your name, but now you are james You: WTF JAMES???? Stranger: shes blocked on everything but she still has my number You: hit her friends Stranger: have You: hahahaha myyy boooyyyy You: now Im proud Stranger: She would be pissed if she found out Stranger: occasionally still hook up with one of her friends still You: think she should know You: hahah im really proud boy Stranger: Thank you! 1m proud of myself too You: hit her mom then You: or sis Stranger: ewwww, her mom anid little sister both hit on me while was dating her You: shell cry until the next xmas You: DUDE WHERE TF YOU MET THOSE PPL? JESUS Stranger: welcome to America we have some weird ass people here You: god 1m scared nd thougth that things here were bad You: was crying over a girl just because she deluded me You: you definetly won You: congrats Stranger: what did win? The most fucked up reward? You: yeeeah You: you have the worst ex ever Stranger: she gave me a handjob under the school cafeteria table You: WHAT? Stranger: XD You: easy like that? Stranger: it was after school, and was helping her study for a math test You: hahahah no waaaaay You: she must have killed it huh? Stranger: think she got an F on it actually Stranger: A on the handjob tho You: HAHAHA you cant be good at everything You: happens Stranger: yeah, shes gonna make her way through life being a hoe Your: i think she would be really successful You: as a stripper Stranger: thats very true! XD You: so would , but thats just if everything goes wrong haha Stranger: strippers make a lottttt of money too, there are a lot of horny men in the world You: yeeeah You: considering seriously to sell feet pics to weird old men You: do you think it would work? Stranger: probably just do your feet tho, and make them expensive You: hahahaha noteddd Yo few min ago we were talking bout lettuce You: sorry god Stranger: knowwww 1m loving our conversation You: hahaha me tooo You: thats LITERALLY the best thing have done today You: no kidding Stranger: the best thing did today was wake up Stranger: no kidding Stranger: Hell no! But it was still the best thing did today. Stranger: That shows how uneventful my life is You: oh, thought it was about it but kinda wishing you would say that ure a weird middle age man ho enjoys waking up (especially earlier that everyone else) and going work out You: who* Stranger: m not even a legal adult yet but do work out sometimes Stranger: but will never enjoy waking up, if could sleep my entire life, would You: stay away from me healthy boy You: WOOOW NOOOW WE ARE TALKINGI!! id completly sleep for a hole year with no regrets Stranger: that would be weird to be asleep for an entire year, and then to wake up and see what all happened in the world Stranger: especially if you woke up to this shitty year You: then 1d sleep another year Stranger: wonder if thats even possible Stranger: Probably not You: if my mother read this shell get so mad haha SO YOU WANT SLEEP FOR YEARS HUH? THATS THE SAME AS DYING! DO YOU WANNA DIE BARBARA? ARE YOU MAD? Yor Imost can hear it You: if its possible, then probably michael jackson is killing it You: and 1d toootally join him
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20201227052030
You: hii Stranger: Hi You: hru Stranger: Im good wbu You: good You: wyd? Stranger: Laid in bed wbu You: just finished dinner. Stranger: M or f? You: Octopus Stranger: Im a turtle You: awesome Stranger: Atleast we are both sea creatures You: bro fuck humans You: they are messin up my house Stranger: Yo this human threw some circle hoops in my neighbourhood the other day You: bro Shi lobe playing with those things Stranger: My cousin played with then god rest his soul You: yea You: ij aint got them no more You: We dont know where they went Yo just woke up and one day they be gone! You: smh Stranger: Shit brother Stranger: Life crazy You: ikr Stranger: My turtle brother wanted to become a penguin You: oh damn You: love you You: cya later Stranger: Huh
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20220827235202
Stranger: hey bestie You: hey bestie Stranger: whatchu up to You: posting the weirdos on omegle mostly Stranger: as you should You: yeah there are a lot of them TwT Stranger: its so gross Stranger: like Stranger: get sum hoes You: oone asked me who i confermed was a minor and he wasnt, if he could see my feet while we talked like BITCH NO- Stranger: ewww Stranger: for free??? Stranger: like nah bitch u gotta pay You: yea, like excuse me if youre gonna comit a felony at least pay me Stranger: fr fr Stranger: id show some ass for some money Stranger: even if im underage You: oOP Stranger: ion gaf anymore im starving You: kool
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twitter
20210222065419
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20201107224135
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hi
20220826173618
You: M Stranger: m 18 Stranger: ok You: do you know deece Stranger: yes
0b2ac73d2cd506c4
20210804011523
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0b2b4d86a250255c
20210623215831
Stranger: do you hate your life? You: yuh Stranger: ever think about suicide? You: yes Stranger: method? You: tried most Stranger: ever try hanging? You:no Stranger: how badly do you want to die? You: very Stranger: do you want to die tonight? You: idk Stranger: do you have rope, or something to use like an electrical cable or extension cord? You: yes Stranger: a place to hang from high enough so youll be suspended completely in the air, including your feet? You: probably not You: why? Stranger: look around Stranger: ceiling fan? You:no Stranger: light fixtures? Stranger: stand up. lets see Stranger: how high are they? You: mhm You: high You: need a chair Stranger: go get one You:i have a stool Stranger: perfect. go stand on it under one of the fixtures. You: why Stranger: to see how high youll be hanging from You: it wouldnt be able to hold me Stranger: try standing on the stool fora moment Stranger: and the fixture will hold you fine You: no, its an old house... wont hold Stranger: no, it definitely will, but go and stand on the stool, so we can see how high youll be You: why Stranger: so we know how high youll be hanging.
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emo
20170420031631
Stranger: what a punderful coincidence. You: twould be a PUNishment if we hadnt met Stranger: at least my jokes arent punderappreciated here. You: completely punderstand Stranger: everyone always punderestimates the amount of puns i have. Stranger: its very punusual to meet someone like you online. You: Punny you should say that Stranger: i usually just come on here to punwind after a tiring day. Stranger: sometimes i make completely punintentional friends. You: Dammit Im out of puns... Stranger: thats punfortunate. You: touche Yo ack to square pun? You: ;) Stranger: i think you missed the punch line there. You: It was just some harmless pun. no harm done Stranger: isee you dont punctuate your sentences. You: you pun of a gun, youre right Stranger: youre a bit of a punk, huh? You: Im pun with people. just cant take it anymore, sorry Stranger: you pundoubtedly are. You: im too pung to come up with better puns : (maybe when get older Ill have better puns? Stranger: i dont know. how people come up with puns is pretty punpredictable. You: you sure seem to be hitting some home puns though Stranger: you seem pretty spunky yourself. You: try to be punfazed by competition Stranger: you seem pretty punstoppable. You: idk its getting harder and harder to come up with punique puns Stranger: true, these are getting pretty repundant. You: hope you dont find this conversation unpunny Stranger: nonsense. you seem to have a punchant for puns. You: its a punspoken talent guess? Stranger: people are sorely puninformed of it, then. You: verily. Where are you from? Im from the Punited States Stranger: id like to say im from punnsylvania, but thats puntrue. im from the same place as you. You: a surprise to be sure, but nota punwelcome one Stranger: i dont get a punalty for putting two in one sentence, do i? You: its a puny detail, no one will notice Stranger: im starting to wonder if this amount of puns is punconstitutional. You: shhhh if we dont tell anyone, then pun can be the wiser Stranger: that pun was punprecedented. You: punly want to be a useful part of the conversation Stranger: you punquestionably are. You: it wouldnt be possible without you though. two heads are better than pun Stranger: together, well be punstoppable. You: a pun-hit wonder Stranger: dang, i used that one before. thats punfortunate. Stranger: wait, i used that one, too. that makes me a little puncomfortable. You: We didnt think about this in the long pun. maybe we overextended ourselves? Stranger: thats a punderstatement. You: tbh was punaware of such a plethora if puns Stranger: were just a pundle of laughs. You: true. its like a pun-pong match Stranger: i just keep thinking of an apundance of puns. You: thats a punholy amount of puns Stranger: we could do a kind of pundraising project. You: we could! it go to more parts of the world than Attila the pun ever did Stranger: whoa there, getting a little rampunctious there. You: im sorry, im pun now Stranger: thats okay. your punctuality was actually very impressive. You: im slowly punning out of puns Stranger: i suppose i should stop using you as my punching bag. You: haha maybe. im about to be pun for good. have to leave soon Stranger: that gh. Stranger: thats okay. i had a lot of pun. Stranger: you were very punderful. You: so were you! It has been a pun experience Stranger: guess you gotta pun now, see ya! You: Have a punderful day! later alligator
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jokes
20201112035636
Stranger: M You: F Stranger: Age You: 14 Stranger: 15 Stranger: From You: Arkansas Stranger: Ch cool Stranger: Freaky? You: dont know how to answer that Stranger: Horny? You: ok Stranger: Yes? You: yes what
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20200506103240
Stranger: why is it so loud You: How are u Stranger: good you? You: Fien Stranger: whats up You: do you have Facebook Stranger: yes Stranger: why You: Get to know me Stranger: no You: OK
0b3a7bb43f89437d
20210103092327
You: hi Stranger: real? Stranger: fem Stranger: Im 19, From the U.S. Stranger: You seem cool, Ill send you pics of my tits You: im tiko Stranger: http://janicegriffith.falcongreen.com
0b3bf4d906a72e56
20211202231310
You: hi Stranger: M, Small ass dick You: cool, m, i dont give a shit Stranger: v Stranger: M, Small ass dick Stranger: M, Small ass dick Stranger: M, Small ass dick
0b3cdc04cb98a6c8
youtube
20201109025413
Stranger: hey You: Hey Asfo? Stranger: 18 M dragon bi You: 21 Futa Wolf Bi, ref? Stranger: https://i.imgur.com/qveCTEp.jpg Stranger: hbu? You: https://hiqqu.com/files/800x800/ www. hiqqu.com-7b4374900d920b8413b8a3dfdc3 427cc5e33682e.jpg Stranger: Ooh like it, two dicks? You: Yeah, love fitting both of them in peoples holes Stranger: Really? Cause Id love for you to force them into my holes You: Id love to baby Stranger: Mmm go for it, stretch me out however youd like You: *grabs your hips and presses both my cocks into it, blushing and moaning* Fuck your tight! Stranger: * scream out in pain and pleasure, pressing my chest to the ground and lifting my ass in a more submissive position* God, theyre both so big, they feel so good! You: Here baby, let me get you into position *I say as pick you up and lay you on your back and get on top of you into the mating press position and shove both my cocks into your asshole and start thrusting* Mmmm- F-Fuck Stranger: *! let out a low moan my body tensing up then relaxing letting your cocks slide into my ass as my instincts to let you use me take over* Uhhh so... so big... feels so good...
0b3f3835bb31660b
Furries
20210515022903
You: hello Stranger: hi You: j like mnster trucks Stranger: cool You: how about you You: do you like monster trucks Stranger: dont really care tbh You: damn You: how about nascar Stranger: i heard about it Stranger: thats all You: they are fast Stranger: okay Stranger: so racing You: yes You: they go vroom Stranger: yes indeed You: yees You: what do you like if not monster trucks Stranger: art, history, music, architecture... Stranger: stuff like that You: monster trucks are art You: have you seen the designs on those beauties Stranger: im not gonna debate that You: i appreciate that You: tell me some good art You: or music Stranger: uhm sure what do you like You: undergroud post hardcore doom grunge hip hop Stranger: hmm nothing i really listen to... Stranger: what about art? You: it reminds me of monster trucks Stranger: you like paintings? Stranger: statues? You: statues are cool You: they remind me of those big ol truckeroos Stranger: lol Stranger: youre a simple man You: yees You: simple man siple trucks Stranger: thats charming You: just like those trucks Stranger: i dont think we can talk about much though You: ican tell you about monster truck history Stranger: i dont really want to hear it now though You: oh Stranger: maybe another day You: okay You: thank you for listening Stranger: well thank you for... i dont know haha Stranger: take care and stay healthy You: you too Stranger: and wish you the best You: stay truckin Stranger: haha You: vroom vroom Stranger: have fun!
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politics
20210107204747
You: Dont you have that cute little Christmas party with the men tonight? The one where you all get far too drunk and complain about your boss JM I think Ill join you. JM Stranger: Looking for constructive criticism? SM You: You know me, always looking to improve. JM Stranger: Are you gonna tell them who you are? SM You: Of course not. Youll introduce them to your boyfriend, Jim from IT. Call it in office romance. JM Stranger: Right, thats believable. Lets do it. SM You: See, knew you would like it. JM Stranger: Are we gonna be overtly affectionate? SM Stranger: Ive always wanted to make my coworkers uncomfortable with PDA. SM You: was thinking Id sit on your lap for most of the evening. JM Stranger: Tell me all about how naughty youve been? SM You: Oh, Ill start whispering dirty things into your ear after a few drinks. JM Stranger: Youre drinking too? SM You: can hold my liquor. JM Stranger: Dont take this the wrong way. SM Stranger: You get a little wild when you drink. SM You: Wild /how/, Tiger? JM Stranger: You remember last time, you chased me around the flat with a knife and lit the lampshade on fire? SM You: Oh, hadnt slept well the night before. JM Stranger: And you had two hands worth of fingers of whiskey. SM You: Fine, wont get drunk. Spoilsport. JM Stranger: Im gonna be wasted, dont wanna fear for my livelihood. SM You: Jim from IT would /never/ hurt you, Sebby. JM You: Only when you ask. JM Stranger: Hell. SM Seriously? SM You: Why? Are you planning on asking? JM Stranger: Might just. Can you keep a persona while youre drinking? SM You: You insult me. JM Stranger: Fine with me, then. SM You: Mm, this will be fun. JM Stranger: Youre incredible. SM You: Why, thank you, darling. JM You: Getting into character already? JM Stranger: A little, yeah. SM You: Well, you would look at him with wonder in your eyes. JM Stranger: already look at you like that. SM Well, wonder, horror, or lust. SM You: prefer them all combined. JM Stranger: You play your cards right, kitten. SM You: Youre going to have to find him another pet name. JM Stranger: Babe? SM You: Just nauseating enough. JM Stranger: Cinnamon muffin? SM You: Only if you want me to bring a knife. JM Stranger: Glazed honeybuns? SM You: Now, thats just ridiculous. JM Stranger: Puddin? SM You: Okay, stop. Youre absolutely horrible at this. JM Stranger: Heh. SM Stranger: Are you not gonna call me tiger? SM You: Thats your call. JM Stranger: kinda like it. SM You: One less thing to slip on. JM You: *slip up on You: wonder what should wear. JM
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mormor, Sherlock
20171225170905
Stranger: m You: No You: F Stranger: Hi Stranger: how ru? You: Hi You: Im fine Stranger: so ur real? 1 like boys Stranger: cool Stranger: so what ru hear for? Stranger: and from where? Stranger: oh good Stranger: am making new friends You: Ok Stranger: but yeah was unable to so far Stranger: like most of them are bots Yor m not bot You: Im from korea Stranger: so which country? Stranger: South offcourse You: But stuck in india Stranger: 😂 Stranger: oh am from India You: Ok Stranger: where? Stranger: Delhi? You: Mumbai You: like Indian boys Stranger: okk Stranger: cool Stranger: yeah they are good Stranger: may be creepy sometimes You: know You: My bro is born in India Stranger: But yeah can generalise Stranger: so how u got stuck? Stranger: work for some company? You: came india to visit my aunt Stranger: okk ur bro is half indian now 😅 Kidding You: Yep Stranger: oh nice You: Mom Indian dad Korean Stranger: oh great etflix or prime? Stranger: Marvel or DC? Stranger: first of all whats ur age? You: Marvel You: Im 18 Stranger: cool Stranger: so u must be studying You: No Yo m an intelligent You: got pass early Stranger: college? Stranger: like bachelors? You: Yep Stranger: oh was in my first year of engineering at ur age You: My principal passed me early Stranger: nice You: Bhai you are scammed Im Male and full Indian Stranger: oh my god... cant believe it.. 😅😂8😂8#128514; Stranger: know dude Stranger: omegle is 95 male occupied You: Age Stranger: 23 You: O Im 18 Stranger: kahan se ho bhai? You: Pune Stranger: that was true 😂 Stranger: Pune mein kahan? Stranger: Koregaon Park? You: Camp Stranger: aas paas? Stranger: modi sala lockdown laga rakha hai Stranger: nahi to ghoom raha hota You: Bhawani pth Stranger: bc omegle shuru karna pada Stranger: ghar waalo ka shakal dekhte dekhte Strange #128514;😂 Stranger: to video on karne se sab lund le kar shuru rehte hai Stranger: ab dusro ka lund kaun dekhe Stranger: isliye chat tab bhi theek hai You: Im my home cook food do all work Stranger: ladka jyada se jyada ladki ban kar text karta hai Stranger: oh great... akele rehte ho kya? Stranger: kahan padhte ho? You: Yep Yo ut when my family visit me Yo hay say full house is dirty You: was like o bhai mato Stranger: Yep ghar waalo ko gandgi hi dhikti hai You: 😂 Stranger: chalo badhiya yaar Stranger: kaafi acche ladki bane Stranger: atleast sex chat nahi shuru kiya 😂 You: You some one did it to me You: Sex chat Stranger: 😂 You: Which game you play Stranger: like outdoors? You: No You: Phone Stranger: aise friends ke saath codename You: What is code name Stranger: college time mein khelte the pubg wagera Stranger: Its a game where 2 teams guess their words by a clue Stranger: basically video call karte waqt we all play together Stranger: 8 to 9 of my frei9 Stranger: *friends You: Thats cool game for me and my family can play with my family Stranger: oh.. yeah u may like it Stranger: we even play it with my office collegues Stranger: earlier we use to play among us You: know You: play in ipad pubg ff cod Stranger: cool Stranger: dude u understand Hindi right? You: Yes bhai Stranger: okk.. Stranger: cool try it... (codename) You: My phone is like let me charge Stranger: okk.. Stranger: bye You: Bye
0b60451ef05a7825
20210526190140
Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: Age You: 20 Stranger: Im 13 lol You: Male or female Stranger: Dont you have a gf? Stranger: F You: No Stranger: Lol ok You: You make my gf Stranger: No your way too old You: Okk Stranger: Ur from ? You: Your name Stranger: U know what You: Im from Chandigarh You: And you Stranger: Im actually working for youtube rn and my director is here were making a video You: Ohll really Stranger: Go subscribe its called omegleguyfrys Stranger: Yes You: What is your name Stranger: We wanted to see how you guys treat minors You: Okkk do You: 🙄8🙄🙄8☺ #650 39; Stranger: Tomorrow youll be viral on social media You: Really Im waiting Stranger: Signing of Rita
0b62416271b15829
20210324194324
Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: how are you You: Im okay, not going to sleep, lol r you? Stranger: Imaoo same Stranger: age? You: 25, you? Stranger: :0 Stranger: 15 You: oof You: swear the Igbt interests are mostly teens Stranger: Imaco Stranger: are you a guy or girl You: guy, you? Stranger: or other Strange guy Stranger: i have a question for you You: Im glad teens are learning more about themselves, its just really inconvenient on my end, lol Stranger: when did you know that you had feelings for guys? Stranger: yeah im sorry bout that You: In my late teens about, when got tricked into watched male-on-male and really liked it Stranger: Imaooo what the- ve been confused about myself and idk if ishould be You: confusion can lead to a learning experience You: just dont think that the result is negative Stranger: yeah i hope it doesnt become negative Stranger: if i do feel that i like guys i hope my family will accept me Stranger: im just scared of opening up to people and telling them how i feel and then they spread rumours You: oh yeah, tbh part of it is not being completely out until you know for sure You: exploration and experimentation is key Stranger: im just scared that no one is going to accept me and then iIl be alone You: there will definitely be support for you, you just have to be able to find it You: even if its just the right online groups Stranger: thank you for your wise perspective! Stranger: sorry for not being older too! Imaoco You: haha thanks You: and its okay Stranger: hope you the best in life and hope that you find your forever soulmate! Stranger: bye E/E
0b651ac1044831ec
bisexual
20200613100051
You: Hi Stranger: Hello You: Favorite book Stranger: Harry potter you? You: Percy Jackson, so it appears we are opposing Stranger: Not completely You: Yes, suppose Stranger: Fuck you You: Harry Potter sucks You: havent even read the book, or seen the movies Stranger: Percy Jacksons for little kids You: Harry Potter is for nerds Stranger: Ive read it but it was awful You: Ive heard on and on about it and it drives me nuts Stranger: Unfortunately youre illiterate You: have a more expansive vocabulary than a degenerate like you Stranger: Shutit
0b67b6040aae7872
books
20201107223420
You: hi Stranger: hii Stranger: hi You: hru Stranger: yes ;) You: i ment how are you Stranger: im fine. but horny lol :P Stranger: u? You: im doing good Stranger: age? You: 13 Stranger: im 19 You: ok Stranger: want to play with me ? :) You: sure Stranger: can you show me something? ;) You: like what Stranger: your boobs? ;))
0b69b9766c40e1aa
20201202222830
Stranger: F21 You: lovee Stranger: Babyy Stranger: Nakuha mo na? You: nadc sorryy You: yes loveeyy i have it na chinatge ko paa You: naiwan ko phone ko Stranger: Oki love You: ru sleepy?? Stranger: Medyo Stranger: Ikaw? You: sleep na lovee Stranger: Ikaww? You: later loveyy Stranger: Ebh wait na kita mahal You: okay labg loveyy ko Your: its late na Stranger: Nalagay mo na love? You: yes baby You: i have it na Stranger: Okii good Stranger: Feeling better? You: weird pag nakaupo or tayo ako nawawala sakit You: yess lovee Stranger: Hala bakit kaya love You: u sleep na Stranger: Huhu Stranger: Later You: mmedyo oks naman na pakiramdam ko loveyy Stranger: Eh kahit na. Your: i love you loveyyy Stranger: love youu too Stranger: Please getweell haa You: yes love gagala eh haha Stranger: Hmm magimgat ha love Stranger: Maguusap tayo bukas? You: yes love Stranger: Yeyy You: nooo You: sa magingat yun hahaha Stranger: Ahbokay po Stranger: Sorry You: sorry lovee pero ill try pg 10:30 wala ako i wont be ol You: i dont u to wait Stranger: Wag mo na pilitin love, sunday nalang You: yes loveyyy Stranger: Okay po You: sleep ka na Stranger: Opo You: ill miss u baby mwaa Stranger: Ill miss u :( You: goodnight lablab You: sleepwell Stranger: Hmm :( You: dont be sad ill be back You: sleep naa shoo You: haha Stranger: Hmm :(((((( You: huggg Stranger: Shoo pal ah You: joke lang You: tampo agad ihhh Stranger: Okay Your: i love you Stranger: lly You: ihh You: bawal ka magalit ngayon sakin Stranger: Hmm :( Your: i love you lablab Stranger: love you You: sleep na ikaw Stranger: Hmm Your: i love youuu Stranger: love you You: goodnight lovee Stranger: Nightty You: ill wait balang magdc baby You: mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa wmwa Stranger: Magpagaling ka please You: yes lovee You: j will You: magsleep na ikaw Stranger: Opo Your: i love youuu, my love. Stranger: love youuuu. You: thanknu for ur patience and stsying love
0b6c9e5480d56667
f bi
20220326171803
You: Are you avoiding me? SM Stranger: Me? Avoiding you? wouldnt dare. JM You: Youve barely said a word to me since we got back from that.. strange Christmas party the other night. SM Stranger: Ive been busy. You know what work is like. JM You: Right, yeah. Of course. SM Stranger: It was a strange party though, wasnt it. Strange indeed. JM You: especially liked the part where everyone called you Richard and assumed was your boyfriend. SM Stranger: Yes, very odd. Peculiar. JM You: And Im guessing you were as surprised as was about the mistletoe. SM Stranger: couldnt have been caught more off guard. JM You: So you just happened to get insanely busy the minute we returned to the flat. SM Stranger: Well, crime doesnt exactly take a break over the holidays, and work was already piling up... JM You: see. Well. Im glad we cleared that up. SM Stranger: Why would have been avoiding you? have no reason to. The party did not faze me. JM You: Im just checking. Maybe you didnt want to explain what that was all about, maybe Im just imagining things. SM Stranger: Consider it a job, Tiger. Dont worry your pretty little head about it too much.. JM You: Right. Got any more work for me to do, then? SM Stranger: Dont tell me you actually enjoyed that. JM You: meant in general. Since theres so much of it piling up. SM Stranger: Oh. Right, of course. JM No, no you can... take the rest of the holidays off to do things you might actually enjoy. JM You: Youre giving me time off? SM Stranger: Mhm. JM You: Id rather work. SM Stranger: Why? Dont you want to go see christmas markets and stuff yourself with all kinds of foods and do nothing else? JM You: All by myself? Thats just sad. SM Stranger: Im sure theres people you would like to be with. JM You: There isnt. SM Stranger: Ah. Very well then. JM You: Do you want to do those things? SM Stranger: have work to do, Tiger. JM You: If it wasnt for work? SM Stranger: If it wasnt for work would have nothing to do and no one to do it with anyway. JM You: So were in the same boat. SM Stranger: suppose that we are, yes. JM You: could cook, if you want. SM Stranger: You mean...you want to spend Christmas together? JM Stranger: Even after that party? JM You: Somehow its not the weirdest thing Ive experienced during all my time working for you. SM Stranger: Hm. JM To be fair, you wouldnt be the first one to fall for Richards innocence. JM You: didnt. If anything, it was just unsettling. SM Stranger: Really? Thats refreshing to hear. Hes tiring. JM
0b753240faef3186
hamex, mormor, Sherlock
20171212152453
You: Hello, am the president of the United States, and need your help for a top secret mission please Stranger: okay You: first im going to have to know if you are a girl Stranger: sure am a girl You: ok do you hsave big boobs? Stranger: yep, do you have a big dick You: yes You: ok youll do fine Stranger: k You: next i need your credit card number You: please Stranger: okay its You: ill have the secret service run that through some tests You: youll be refunded of course Stranger: okay You: now im going to need you to buy a round trip ticket to a motel down the street from the white house Stranger: oktu You: before you leave i need you to buy a few things Stranger: Ikk You: a few liters of vodka and a bikini that accentuates the tits and the ass You: preferably one thats two sizes too small Stranger: k You: few questions Stranger: y You: when a weiners in front of your face, do you like it to be extra big, crazy big , or monstro big? Stranger: monstro big, but before i meet guys i normally ask them if its good tasteing bc i like to suck those big dickks mhmm You: perfect Stranger: mhmm You: mines actually a little bigger than monstro big but itll be fine You: next would you mind replacing my wife as the first lady? Stranger: mhmm yummmmmy daddy can i get your number and your address bc ill come suck that big juciy dick of yours, oh and i got the tickets x You: great! my penis is agitated already! You: final question, are you a person of color? Stranger: yas You: yasss Stranger: daddy can i have your number x and what would you like me too call you You: just dial the white house and tell them that cookie wants to talk to the big man Stranger: i have to go daddy You: this all sounds pretty glamorous, but i assure you this is a top secret mission so please dont tell anyone about this. this is super important, like killing osama, desert storm, and d day wrapped in one Stranger: okay You: keep those tits oily Stranger: okay daddy Stranger: bye see u soon You: bye cookie
0b7c5b5a2225aba1
20220117071952
You: howdy Stranger: hi You: 1 handed typing ftw Stranger: You dont mind? You: it takes a whiiiile Yo ut well manage You: nahh nvm Stranger: Well if you dont mind Ill go back to it You: i cant commit to 1 handed typing Stranger: Those lips will certainly help Stranger: your very sexy You: thanks thanks You: hows it going? Stranger: 1 handed typing ftw Stranger: was actually looking for a good video when saw this finally matched with someone. You: oh wow haha You: you should probably continue searching for a good video, im gonna hit the hay soon You: sorry Stranger: What about you what are you up to? You: eating an apple Stranger: can hear you. You: watching videos Stranger: What type of video? You: sorry, random ones about bojack horseman haha Stranger: love bojack horseman! You: oh yea? Stranger: yeah its a good depressing. You: i know right? You: sparks some good introspection Stranger: Mostly in a dark way Stranger: But it certainly happens You: yeahhhhhbh true Stranger: Its good though You: oh absolutely Stranger: You have to learn to process those things You: whatd you think of the new season? Stranger: Loved it. Stranger: cant tell if bojack is gonna marry that girl or kill her You: i know right? Stranger: Like that fight Stranger: at the awards Stranger: Wow Stranger: Brutal You: that was inteeeeeense Stranger: Im the only one who gets hurt Your daughter got drugged because of you Stranger: Oh shit son Stranger: Murder on the court. You: i knowwwwwwww You: fuuuuuck Stranger: Amazing. Stranger: want 50 seasons. You: god, absolutely You: todd is the best too Stranger: Ricky and morty got signed for something like 70 episodes. Stranger: Todd is a beautiful failure of a human. You: j just want them all to learn and grow and live happily ever after You: oh damn Stranger: What hoodie is that? You: school sweatshirt Stranger: Just trying to check you out without it being obvious :P You: ahhhhh my bad Your: it is late and im dense Stranger: Sadly your far far from me. You: also a teeny bit distracted You: where are you from? Stranger: At the moment, Washington state. You: thats not so bad haha Yo ey, same timezone! You: thats a good start You: i drove up to portland last year, youre just a day away haha Stranger: Thats an excellent start. m in Vancouver. : Like Im 5 minuites from Portland. You: ahhhhhhh really? You: dang, thats rad! Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Also your so cute turned off the porno :P You: my friend and i accidentally drove into washington while trying to find a specific bar in downtown portland Stranger: Was it the arcade bar? You: YES Stranger: like your laugh. Stranger: Ive been their its nice but way to crowded. You: thanks! i like yours You: and yes Stranger: there* You: huge ass line outside Stranger: Im a little high btw. Your: it was ridiculous Stranger: And inside is so packed its almost impossible to play anything. You: and right on! i would be too, but i gotta get up in the morning You: i knowwww right You: and drinks were of course overpriced Stranger: Of course. You: but yeah, how long you been living up there? Stranger: A year now. You: oh nice! how have you liked it? You: youd like it more if it werent for what, sorry? Stranger: Forced retirement You: ahhhhhhhhh okayyyyy You: whaaaack hhhhh okayyyyyyy ou are on omegle You: pot calling the kettle black You: but yeah haha : what are you studying in school? h i graduated You: i studied design, and right now im doing that on the side You: but after i graduated i moved back to my hometown You: living with my folks You: working as a substitute teacher and a receptionist : its not exactly where i wanted to be Yor h thats rad! You: your egonna prove em wrong You: what age group were you hoping to berate? You: yeahhhhh thats true lived as one, yeah, they are rough You: that is sketchy af You: they were all secretly chris hansen ina disguise You: ahhh yeahhhh You: youre fiiine till in southern california You: just about 100 miles eastward from my college You: oh yeah? Yo hat part? You: LA? You: yikes, sounds fun though! You: variety of things i do for fun! also pronounce it the ol fashioned ohm-egg-uhll way You: long o You: owe-m-egg-ull You: thats good You: yes, but the ramps are made of weed Yo ince its legal and all You: thats awful You: i picked up a bunch of hobbies in the past year, too many Yo as it secretly oregano? Yo eahhhh damn no kidding You: thats great You: currently im learning guitar and im gonna dm my first thing this friday You: im hype You: but im nervous You: my group is all super into stretgizing and whatnot, but my sister also asked to jump in and shes never played at all You: so im gonna run the wild sheep escape one shot You: yeah, too short notice to make my own Yo hhh yeahhh that true Yor ade to be what? You: ohhhhhhhhhh gotchyaaa You: that makes sense You: our usual dm has an initiative tracker she uses that shows the HP and reveals somewhat of damage on enemies You: like, bloodied Yor r whatever You: yeahhh true true You: abhh rigth right You: still nervous though You: i did wanna do that, but then i found this cutesy one shot that is fun too Yo ur peeps are all afraid of dying though Yo ke, they play cautiously You: so a death house would be cool You: yeahhh thats what i was thinking too Yo e You: ill send you a link Stranger: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/ comments/7nvgde/dming_a_room_full_of_mimics/ You: that would be hilarious, damn Yo hAbbh shit You: that sounds incredible You: https://imgur.com/a/YE6ls You: this was the sheep one btw Yo say ihm-ger Yo d be great if she were the tank You: let her have some good important hits in Yo jood an easy for a newbie like her Yo dont wanna scare her away though You: so im thinking of suggesting she maybe get a group together andi can run a campaign for them? like, some of our cousins or something Stranger: Im David btw. You: Im Christy You: Nice to meet you Stranger: Also 205 362 1981 You: yeah, true! Shes just turned 18 Yo m turning 25! Yo up! Yo 2? Yor ice nice Yo ou are 25 right now right? You: fuck ij cant math right now You: fuck You: my birthday being so late in the year fucks me up You: not really Yor ctober You: but like, if someones birthday is in the beginning half then it confuses me You: october 13th btw Yo Ou possess approximate knowledge Yo ou recognized it! Yo love that episode You: him and the why wolves Yo reat great side characters Yo m glad they brought back the psychic tandem war elephant You: did you watch the finale? You: theres the subreddit /r/watchadventuretime Yo nd they post mediafire links You: as well as stream from a private google account You: j saw that advertised, havent checked it out though Your i trust your judgement You: that sounds adorable You: i should check it out You: awwwwwwww Yo aradoxically wholesome Yo have a problem Yo eat this like its candy You: nooooco its a problem You: that and the heroin addiction sorry You: shouldve mentioned You: they go hand in hand Yor oooooohhh Yo jaaaamn You: that game seems fun from what ive seena nd heard about it! You: the kids i substitute fro show me things You: that and fortnite Yor s cute imo You: a lot of my coworkers at my receptionist job were playing it too You: bunch of salesmen in their 40s playing ina car dealership You: i wanna do more design and illustrative work You: ideally id be doing storyboarding or something for a place You: i have no fashion sense Yo know right??? Yo xXaaactly Yo eahhhhh gotta aim lower You: storyboarding for... You: illumination Yo was trying to think of the minions people You: j havent seen it m a total hypocrite 0 im sure its a fine movie haha s fun and easy to rag on though lo and stitch is an incredible movie You: search harderrrrrrr You: awwwwww Yo O ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND Yo HANA You: OR FORGOTTEN You: awwwwwwwww You: cuuuute You: damn, i just realized though, there should be more merch of stitch with all his legs and antennae You: i cionsider that self love Yor rb You: had to dispose of my manzana You: oh shit, another recent silly hobby You: is making these things You: i think of it as like a more portable snowglobe You: it feels dishonest selling them, sinc ei like making them so much You: im that apparent You: yeahhhbh since moving back home dating life has ground to a near halt Your i tried tinder a tiny bit, but its weird in your hometown You: where is your hometown? Yo ilitary family? Yo hhhh Yor h wowwwwww Yo jaaaang You: you like washington enough to plant some roots? You: oh fuuuuck You: ahhhh yeahhhh here are gonna be some vast differences s sketch for sure You: yeahhhh gotta stay in your comfort zone You: ahhhh okayyy yeahhh i see You: yeahhhh, i tried a brief foray into fet-ish-like stuff You: oh yeah? Yo m gonna be in austin next month for a music festival You: not exactly the deep south ut im hype You: ive never traveled so far eastward by myself You: thatd be swell haha Yor s the weeked onf october 13th You: 12-14 You: thatd be wiiiild You: i sent a text You: also, im technically not going by myself, im bringing my sister along too, but im gonna be responsible for her You: pffft talking shit already You: 2 sisters Yor ne is 18, the other is 5 Yo ell, turning 5 You: yuuuuup! 7 years between me and the 18 year old, then a full 20 between me and theyoungest You: oh man Yo he has the best name though You: calisi Yo s spelled mad incorrectly but whatever Yo eah, absolutely You: were really close You: so its nice You: yeah, small immediate family You: but most of our extended family is in our hometown area You: though we have a good chunk down in mexico You: by myself though You: its not thatyoure stupid stupid, just lazyyy You: chill tf out dweeb up You: oh shiiiit yeah, your younger life sounds stressful You: thats a good attitude! You: you got me with the adventure time and Dnd stuff haha You: oh yeah! You: dope ass shit You: too bad theyre release schedule is butts Yo h yeah absolutely You: straight answering sooo many questions You: worldofstevenuniverse. blogspot You: they post links to streams Yo h yeah Yo just finished seasno 2 You: hes the BEST You: ahhhhh him sacrificing himself was so excellent You: yeahhhhhh it was so cute Yo m ready for the new season You: you should write that down before you forget Yo mmmkayyyy Yo say that You: like, iv esaid that countless times You: yup, and so sweet that eleanour pretended to fail hers too You: he sat in front of a game You: andhe told maya rudolph to get lost You: andhe played the jaguars You: j think so Yo per cute Yor nd how he called michael dad Yo hhhh You: fingers crossed You: the key to never failing is to never try Yo hit there was a simpsons line You: thats it Yo eahhh this is goot Yo good Yo oure only a year older than me haha You: one of those leap year things, huh? You: hmmmm You: oh wow, when was the last time this happened? You: every so often my birthday falls on a friday and i have never failed to waste it You: awwwwwwwwwwww You: i used to want be sad that my birthday was so early in the school year and no one would know me well enough to do anything or say happy birthday You: i wasnt good at making friends You: that was mostly an elementary school complaint anyway haha You: awwww and then slip more weed in it You: thats great, hed end up buying a fruit farm Yo r just like a huge bushel Yor joctors became hated in the future Yo s their only known repellant You: thats a good plan though, for a letter back in time You: depending on how far back you could recommend bitcoins my man You: ya froze D: You: oh wow Yor h wowww Yo ke, logo symbol kinda things You: though i would be into that You: yeah, im good with photoshop, illustrator You: okay with after effects You: awwwww You: your hand looks 8bit when compared to that resolution You: hoo babeyyy You: what a great deal damn You: and illustrative stuff nahhh, still on the lookout for stuff You: but not super great, ive also been saving up money and kinda hoping to move back westward You: yeahhbh true Yo should do more photoshop work You: rigth now im working on a comic thing with aguy You: thats been neat You: he wants to release it all at once Yo r something Yo d be an installment thing i think You: he wants us to do the first segment done and release that and then do maybe akickstarter/ patreon ish thing You: to do updates based on that You: yeahhh thats true You: i was looking into that Yo hhh yeahhh Yo hhhhbh shiiiit You: what would you be writing, too? You: er, what were* you writing? You: awwww thats awesome : yeah you know, wow look at the time my bus is here You: a huge naruto made out of little smaller narutos You: smh that is a waste You: http://gravityfalls. wikia.com/wiki/ File:Sle9_gnome_monster.png You: yeahhh though i do think they couldve found a reason to go another season. it was an organic end though You: no doubt You: sorry, im mumbling becasue there are thin walls You: yes Yo hhh im sorry Yo iow many times have you played through? You: im behind the times You: oh man, would you consider if like, a favorite game? You: *it You: ahh no i said thats great You: simpsons hit and run was one of my tops Yo just bought silent hill 2 recently though Yo hhhh im really into horror Yo years aint too bad Yo jo you have any siblings? Yo jamn. Yo iow old were you when they divorced? You: You: You: is she married to the babys dad? Yo w man, double yikes Yo nd how old is your youngest sister? Yo have like eighty pillows You: youre back! You: pets? You: wanderlust and extreme paranoia do not go well together You: succinct You: yikees You: froze :0 Yo hen ar eyou generally free? Yo ke to talk again or whatever Yo aana Yo ou played it well You: for getting peeps to disrobe? Yo wish to learn more of tihs system You: is learning about the system part of the system?
0b96dc0c5fda2a45
20180930202427
Stranger: broken up heard you were detained at the Yard the other day. Is everything alright? HH 19 You: Never been better. AM (21) Stranger: What happened? HH You: Got drunk, lost my temper, punched someone. The usual. AM Stranger: They said you were in the holding cell for over 24 hours. HH Sounds a bit more intense than the usual. HH You: They had a lot of questions. AM Stranger: About? HH You: Stuff. AM Stranger: Alex. HH You: What? AM Stranger: Right. HH Are you alright? HH You: Yup. AM Stranger: delayed thought you had the temper thing under control. HH You: did. AM Stranger: So whats this? HH You: Things change. AM Stranger: Will the other guy be okay? HH You: It was a bouncer, twice my size. The manager called the police. barely even left a mark on him. AM Stranger: Ive seen what you can do to bigger men before. HH You: Bad day, suppose. AM Stranger: Did he hurt you much? HH You: Nah. AM Stranger: delayed Okay. Good. HH You: That all or are you gonna interrogate me some more? AM Stranger: Im not interrogating you. HH You: Right. AM Stranger: Just worried. HH You: You shouldnt be. AM Stranger: Why not? HH You: Why would you? AM Stranger: Because care? HH Thought that was kind of obvious. HH You: Like said, you shouldnt. AM Stranger: Theres no fucking getting through to you, is there? HH You: Youre wasting your time. AM Stranger: delayed Fine. HH tried. HH You: Better luck next time. AM Stranger: no reply You: later that night Sorry. AM Stranger: What for? HH You: being an idiot. AM You: Or a dick. Whatever. AM Stranger: What, for getting arrested? HH You: For pushing you away. AM Stranger: Not like Im not used to it. HH You: well Im sorry. AM Stranger: Its fine. HH You were right. Its not my business. HH You: just dont want you to be disappointed. AM Stranger: Why? HH You: Because you deserve better. AM Stranger: Ha. You didnt seem to think so last time saw you. HH You: Yeah well, was too busy making you hate me. AM Stranger: delayed Sure youre alright? HH was worried when they said over 24 hours. HH You: Your uncle is pretty stubborn. AM Stranger: He was there? HH You: Yeah. AM Stranger: Why? HH You: He had a lot of questions. AM Yo le saw our break-up as proof that was using you. AM Stranger: What? HH Using me for what? HH You: Access to your father. AM Stranger: What did you say? HH You: What do you think? AM Stranger: No? HH You: And do you think he believed me? AM Stranger: Howd they let you out if he didnt? HH You: They had to because of some bureaucratic nonsense. AM You: But dont worry. Im sure hell find a way to get me back. AM Stranger: Ill talk to him. HH You: You dont have to get involved. Im sure hell give up eventually. AM Stranger: Its not fair, Ill talk to him. HH You: Cant stop you, guess. AM Stranger: No you cant. HH Im sorry he was being a shit. HH You: Ill live. It was kinda fun to annoy him. AM Stranger: Were you hurt? HH You: Only a little. AM Stranger: At the station or before? HH You: Both. AM Stranger: They cant fucking do that. HH Cops arent allowed to do that. HH You: Dont go down that road, Mish. Theres no point. AM Stranger: What did they do. HH You: Its not that bad. AM Stranger: Alex. HH You: Ive got a broken rib or two. AM Stranger: Fucks sake. HH You: Ive had worse. AM Stranger: know. HH Im sorry. HH You: Im fine. AM How are you? AM Stranger: Peachy. HH You: Hamish. AM Stranger: Are you having temper issues again? HH You: delay Yeah. AM Stranger: Why? HH You: lan says Im drinking too much. AM Stranger: Youve been sober for so long. dont understand. HH You: Like said. Things change. AM Stranger: The implication here is that they changed because of me. HH You: Well. AM Stranger: Right. HH I get it. HH You: Because of what happened between us. Because of how its making me feel. AM Stranger: Its always about how its making you feel, isnt it? HH You: dont mean to blame you, Hamish. AM Stranger: Yet thats what youre doing. HH You: Well what do you want me to say? That its got nothing to do with you? AM Stranger: You were so shitty to me, Alex. HH You said so much fucked up shit to me and you cant pin all of this on me just because decided enough was enough. HH You: Right, sorry, should have lied. AM Or maybe you shouldnt have fucking asked if you werent ready for the answer. AM You: know Ive been shitty to you. Thats the whole issue here. feel guilty as hell and dont know what to do with myself so Im just getting drunk so wont have to deal with it. AM Stranger: Thats cowardly, and you know it. HH You: Never said it wasnt. AM Stranger: And now its getting you arrested and beat up. HH Just. HH Stop. HH You: Why? So you dont have to deal with it either? AM Stranger: You think like hearing about you getting arrested? HH You: You could have ignored it and moved on. AM Stranger: Could you have? HH You: Its not the same thing. AM Stranger: How? HH You: Because were not the same. AM Stranger: Whats that supposed to mean? HH You: What are you trying to accomplish here? AM Stranger: Trying to understand what you think. HH You: dont want to fight with you. AM Stranger: Why? Isnt that all you wanted to do at one point? HH You: Stop. AM know Ive been a fucking arsehole, alright? was there. get it. AM Stranger: Okay. HH You: And youre happier without me. So Im staying away. AM Stranger: Stop getting into trouble. HH You: Stop caring if do. AM Stranger: Why should HH You: Because were not together anymore. AM Stranger: So? HH You: dont deserve it. AM You: And its only going to make you miserable. AM Stranger: Everything about you already does. HH You: Well, Im fucking sorry. Maybe should leave the country so you can have some peace and quiet. AM Stranger: Just stop getting arrested. HH You: Yeah, alright, Ill try. There. Happy? AM Stranger: Yes. Thank you. HH You: Great. Now excuse me, need a drink. AM Stranger: Alex. HH You: No. Enough. AM Stranger: Dont. HH You: Right, you want me to just get over it. Got it. AM Stranger: What do you want from me? HH You: Im just trying to make you happy. AM So go on. Tell me what to do. AM Stranger: Make me happy? HH thought was the good-for-nothing Holmes brat your father told you was? HH Thought was only good for a shag? HH You: Would you believe me if I told you didnt mean it? AM Stranger: Why say it, then? HH You: Because Im a miserable excuse for a human being and ruin everything touch. AM Stranger: Dont do that. HH You: No, you know what, give up. This conversation is just as destructive as our last one. AM Stranger: Dont just go and unload this pile of self-pity on me so that Ill pick up the pieces and tell you no, youre not a miserable excuse for a human being. Just be reasonable. HH Here. Ill go first. HH It was unfair of me to constantly compare you to your father even when knew it drove you mad. HH And it was a shitty thing to storm out on you when knew you needed to talk. HH You: never asked you to pick up the pieces. Youre the one who asked, the one who texted me, Im just telling you how feel. AM Stranger: delayed Right. HH You: Im sorry, alright? Im sorry about all the horrible things said, about the way treated you. was insecure and frustrated and no one ever taught me how to talk about my feelings. AM You: put you through a lot of shit but loved you with every fiber of my being. AM Stranger: Dont. HH You: What am doing wrong now? AM Stranger: delayed Youre right, this conversation isnt good. HH Just. HH We both fucked up. Alright? HH You: It didnt work out. Maybe we should just accept that and move on. AM Stranger: Will you, though? HH You: dont know. AM You: Will you? AM Stranger: Been trying. HH You: Its fucking hard. AM Stranger: Yeah. know. HH You: Would it help if left? AM Stranger: And went where? HH You: Somewhere else. AM Stranger: No. HH You: Okay, Ill just stay away. AM And out of trouble. AM Stranger: long delay Im still in love with you. HH You: God. Hamish. AM Stranger: What. HH You: Just. AM Were going to break each other. AM Stranger: We already did. HH You: want you back. AM
0ba158c0ddce25f1
hamex, hamish watson holmes, alex moran moriarty
20170916212028
You: Hi, asl? Stranger: F19. dont want an open guy..please know what you want....the dirtier the better please :) Stranger: ? You: Perfect, need you to be a filthy little 3 yo. Fattened up and ready for breeding from being forcefed hormones. Since birth youve been raised to know your daddy is a god and needs to be satisfied in every way possible. He beats and feeds you until you can barely breathe, but his cock makes you confuse pain for pleasure. Youre to be nothing more than rapemeat that talks dirty, worshipping and begging for cock since its all you know. Stranger: Reading one min You: You have no limits right? Stranger: No lol You: Perfect, then also use you as a human toilet and hurt you any way can think of. Buming, cutting, the scars a sign of utter dedication to me Stranger: Wow lol thats definitely dirty! You: You said dirtier the better, and intend to please Stranger: Is that what you want or were you just trying to shock me? Lol You: Its what want Stranger: Ok :) You: Good, how about in public? Ill start Stranger: Ok cool You: Were clothes shopping at the mall together. Youve been a very good girl lately and outgrown your clothes faster than expected. As you look for clothing they seem to get smaller and smaller, you wanting to flaunt your figure and tease me more. You drop a shirt and look back as you bend over to pick it up. Im staring at your ass, ready to burst out of your tiny shorts. and cover my growing cock under the pile of clothes Im carrying. You walk up to me and whisper in my ear... Stranger: rub your cock under the cloths daddy can please take your cock in the changing room now? havent had it in forever it feels beg even though you just filled me with cum this moming before we left for the mall. Your cock is all can think of all day and am so homy for you You: pinch and rub your soft body as we walk over to the changing rooms. come in with you and kiss you passionately as you strip. As you stand there nude, aching for me pull out my cock. Is this what you need piggy? This is all you care about isnt it? rub my cock on your face, teasingly; then sit down and you jump on top of me Stranger: start riding your huge cock like a bitch in heat yes daddy this is all care about, this is all ever need moan as bounce on your cock and kiss you, trying not to be so loud that someone hears. You: Mmm fuck, your cunt feels so good smack your ass hard and watch your whole body ripple through. scratch your back, clawing as you become more and more desperate to milk my perfect cock. (Later can we skip to the future, maybe training daughters like you) yank your head back by your hair Do you like the pain? Of course you love anything daddy does Stranger: yelp gently and moan as ride your cock yes daddy love when you hurt me, please give me more ride faster as my tight young cunt clenches your Yummy cock and bounce on you Stranger: (My daughters from you? When will get pregnant? Im excited!) You: (Yes, and of course. Any preference on their ages? Im thinking 3 also, and youll be pregnant then too) Stranger: ( like training them from birth...fingering them, letting them lick your cum up, rubbing your cock on them stuff like that..but whatever you want!) You: You see me reach behind you, going into my pants pocket and pulling my pocket knife out. The cold metal touches your back and shocks you, then feel it as make a small cut on your back. Youre nothing more than a pussy that needs to be filled. You want to carry my perfect seed to become more rapemeat for your god? (I love it, but Id love more worship. Daddy has helped you fulfill your purpose. Sounds perfect) Stranger: moan and whimper as you cut me and nod as grind on your cock yes daddy this is all Im meant to do, as long as live all will ever be good for is. taking your cock... Please let me grow your seed daddy let me make you another piggy to worship you You: As you pray to me pull you closer to me, filling your womb. Pouring so much cum your cunt cant handle all of it. hope so too piggy. Daddys cock needs more than just you. throw you aside and get dressed. (Can you start? Say 10 months from now sound good with our new daughter all fertile?) Stranger: (Our daughter just being bom?) You: (About a month old, pumped already with hormones to be ready for breeding) Stranger: Ive just bathed our daughter and fingered her to get her cunt ready for use and bring her into your bedroom both her and naked and get on my knees and lay her in front of me like an offering to you were ready to serve you daddy..Ive fingered her with 3 fingers to open her cunt for you You: Already fattened up like you, stare at her a bit. On the bed, youll help me train her. start licking her cunt and fingering yours. Teach her how to give daddy the praise he deserves her squirming on the bed as your toes curl from my touch Stranger: moan and wiggle with pleasure oh thank you daddy Im sure shes going to love you and need you just as much as do soon enough...shell be begging to worship you just like do daddy...use me anyways that pleases you daddy please, live to serve you shes already cooing happily as you lick her wet baby cunt
0ba5538b79eeb9d5
Age play
20170411135352
You: Hello? Stranger: Hi You: How are things, friend? Stranger: Good you? You: Pretty bad; pretty bad. guess thats why Im here. just need something to occupy my mind. Ive never done this before. You: Not to be a downer or anything. Sorry. Stranger: Ah dont worry about it we all struggle at times You: Yeah. Thank you for saying so. You: How is everything with you? Stranger: Not too bad tired from work Stranger: Where you from pal You: Im from Washington state. Mind if ask the same? Stranger: Not at all Im from Ireland myself Stranger: Mind if ask whats troubling you? You: My wife. love her so much, but after six years of marriage, Im finding things out about her that are really bothering me. cant shake them. had been sober for three days, but now Im on a bender and hate myself for it. You: Shes the only thing find any joy in and now feel like dont really know her. You: Its killing me. Stranger: What you find out? It cant be so bad to do this. You: Past relationships; drugs. We have a son together. You: know its me. Shes been nothing but good to me, but feel like never would have been with her if knew all this before. Stranger: Ah you nailed it there man. Past!! Its made her who she is today. Its about who she is now. You wouldnt love her because she wouldnt be who she was without all that stuff You: God, keep telling myself exactly that. Exactly. But its so hard to shale, friend. keep thinking about her in those situations and it hurts so much. You: shake* You: The only thing that dulls it is the creature. know its no solution, but cant stand thinking about it, friend. Stranger: know from experience and lost the person loved because didnt agree with her past. But Im giving everything to show her its all about who she is now. Your lucky to be married to the person you love. Dont throw it away man its not who she is anymore Stranger: Maybe she changed for you thats how much she loves you You: Im trying to keep that in mind. Youre absolutely right. Youre an amazing person for doing this. never get tired of seeing how wonderful people can be. You: Thank you for being an ear, buddy. You: hope things are well with you. Stranger: Your welcome bud. hope you sort it out and go home and tell her your sorry and you love her Stranger: Thanks man You: Im sorry you had some hard times yourself. Do you feel like youre a better person for it? Are you doing okay now, if you dont mind my asking? Stranger: Yeah do. grew up feeling unloved and lonely dude and Im on the other side of it now. Im getting closer to the person love and Im stronger everyday. You can too You: Im glad to hear it. had talked to a couple of people on here before and they just told me they werent gay and left. Youre a special kind of person, man. That kind of compassion shines through. Youre going to do awesome things. You: really appreciate you. Thank you, again. hope you dont mind, but think Im going to try and get some work done now. Im not really sure how this works, but hope like hell Im not being rude. Stranger: Listen man hate people feeling low and down on themselves. We have to raise each other up we are all in this crazy life anyway to make it easier for people Ill do it. Costs nothing to be there for someone Stranger: Na man go ahead hope it all works out for you. Good luck You: wish there were more people like you in the world. Take care of yourself, my friend. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0bac98b9a6a3c3e0
20201112014418
Stranger: Hey Stranger: Hurry the fuck up You: damn Stranger: didnt sign up to wait two hours for your pussybullshit You: hahaha You: wut Stranger: So You: Bitch you talking ME? Stranger: Where you from You: from the motherfucking US You: BITCH! Stranger: oh nooo0000000000000000 Stranger: you no talk to me like dat You: Fucking thot Stranger: nonono You: sauck mai diiik Stranger: show some goddamn respect Stranger: iam a polite faithful woman You: Ill beat some respect into you, WIFF MAI DIK Stranger: i didnt want your chode anyway You: Send nudes You: Heil Hitler Stranger: And this is why youre single
0bae6347b8516214
20171121161704
Stranger: The surrogate sent me some scans. Say hello to your child, the Blob. SM (images attached) You: Is that another one of your ridiculous name suggestions? JM Stranger: Its very fitting. SM You: Mm. It has your eyes. JM Stranger: Its genetically related to you. SM You: was joking, dear. JM Stranger: But youre right, can make out my eyebrows in the swirl in the corner. SM You: How long until it develops actual limbs? JM Stranger: It has, actually. But itll be few weeks until we can make it out. SM You: Scientifically, know how this works, but cant quite wrap my mind around how that will grow into a baby. JM Stranger: Ive already mentally prepared myself to love a slime monster. SM You: Gross. JM Stranger: Im sure there will be a resemblance. SM You: Im already tired of waiting. JM Stranger: Its only been 15 weeks. Calm down. SM Stranger: Also, please stop compulsively buying baby stuff. EM You: We need all this stuff, dont we? JM Stranger: If he wears each outfit once, he will outgrow them before hes halfway done. SM Stranger: And she doesnt know the gender, Im just using he because its convenient. SM You: Babies soil themselves a lot. Youll thank me later. JM You: And because you want a son. JM Stranger: Okay, sort of, but if its a girl, Ill love her just as much. SM You: Obviously. JM Stranger: Honestly, just hope its not allergic to the outdoors like you. SM You: The outdoors has people. And bugs. JM Stranger: And fresh air and greenery and hunting opportunities. SM You: Do you want to move out of the city? JM Stranger: No, just take the kid to Marlotte every now and then. SM You: Good. Im not sure Im ready to have a child /and/ move to the suburbs. JM Stranger: thought you liked my ancestral home. :( Stranger: *SM You: do. For short periods of time. JM Stranger: Eh, okay. SM Stranger: Do we send them to a boarding school? SM You: take it home schooling isnt an alternative? JM Stranger: Are you willing to take that much time off? SM You: In order to make sure our child receives a proper education? Yes. JM You: But figured you would argue about the social aspects of school. JM Stranger: If we enroll them in extracurricular activities, they can have enough interactions. And we can switch to normal schooling if kiddo wants to. SM You: Alright. JM Stranger: Okay. SM You: What about languages? JM
0baf1db11ed29894
mormor, Sherlock
20180420120414
Stranger: hii You: hey bestie Stranger: stans? You: wdw, billie, 1d and solo, larray Stranger: LARRAY SO TRUE You: YES You: BESTIE GOT TASTE Stranger: LOVE HIM You: AS YOU SHOULD PERIOD
0bb7ea727d385289
stan twitter
20210222063339
Stranger: Hi You: hello Stranger: How are you? You: You: Stranger: Not bad thanks! Stranger. Stranger: What you up to? You: nothing, actually You: you?? Stranger: Same same Stranger: Whats your name? You: Im Kay Stranger: m Mat Stranger: Is Kay short for anything? You: ya You: Kayla Stranger: Pretty name! Stranger: How old are you? You: Thanks Yo m 21 You: how about you? Stranger: 24 Stranger: miss being 21!!! You: miss being a teenager You: 😭 Stranger: Hahahahah Stranger: Why was being a teenager so good? You: think 21 is not that different to 24 Stranger: Much better to be slightly older and more freedom,no? You: Teenagers just having fun, and not worrying about the back pain Stranger: Ha! Stranger: True Stranger: Why do you have back pain? You: maybe cos of bad posture when using computer You: hahaha Stranger: Hahahah Stranger: hate using computers Stranger: Such a pain You: laptop then 😂 Stranger: But the weathers nice now so been getting out and going wild swimming Stranger: 🤣🤣 You: cant really enjoy cos of pandemic Stranger: Thats why wild swimming is great! Stranger: Where do you live? You: Philippines Stranger: Ahhh You: and actually our house was just across the sea Stranger: There must be places you can go? Stranger: Well the sea is perfect!!! You: nah Stranger: Do you like to swim? You: hate the neighbors who also went there You: do! even though dont know how to swim Stranger: Hahahahah Stranger: love it! Stranger: like to find a wild river in the middle of nowhere and swim nude Stranger: So exhilarating You: must be nice Stranger: You should try it! You: theres only one river here You: where do you live btw Stranger: Just one? Stranger: Lots of rivers here! You: you can choose a river and then just swim there Stranger: Thats what do! You: Im jealous Stranger: Sometimes there are other people Stranger: If you were here I1d take you You: we only have resorts here Stranger: That sucks! You: Uk is third from the list of my to-go country Stranger: Nice! You: so yeah, maybe a couple of years from now Stranger: have been to Manila before You: haha You: And Ive never been to manila Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: Would you like to come nude wild swimming with me? You: skinny dipping? Stranger: Yeah Your is it called like that, right? Stranger: Yes! You: New experience then Stranger: Correct😊 Stranger: Never done it? You: nope Stranger: Its so good Stranger: Especially with others You: its kinda like the sauna in japan Stranger: Yeah Stranger: But its a bit more erotic here Stranger: Men and women do it together You: really???? Stranger: Yeah!!! Stranger: Thats the point😎 You: its not awkward? Stranger: No You: really? Stranger: was swimming once by myself in the middle of nowhere Stranger: And a woman joined me Stranger: And we were swimming and chatting completely nude Stranger: And got so turned on Stranger: It was ridiculous! You: mean, i think its ok if a couple do it, but together with other people, i think its awkward You: hahaha You: ok, this is a culture shock Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Is it quite a reserved culture there? You: hmm You: yep Stranger: Poor you!! Stranger: Its not so much here You: Im actually amazed by that Stranger: Casual hook ups here are normal You: no judgemental around You: really wanna try those liberated acts not normal here but there are judgemental asshole around me Stranger: Like what? Stranger: ve done loads of stuff so can tell you about them xx You: like those random hook ups, taking home a guy in our house and have fun, freely wear what wanna wear, etc Stranger: Ch poor you!! Stranger: What would you like to wear? Stranger: If you could? You: oh! So many outfit! Stranger: Hahaha! You: like the revealing one Stranger: Me too You: And those seductive and sexy outfit Stranger: Mmmmm Stranger: Do you have big boobs to show off? Yo jope hahaha You: Im skinny T*T Stranger: Big bum? Stranger: like skinny too Stranger: What are you wearing now? You: just cycling short and a sleeveless shirt Stranger: Thats quite sexy! Stranger: Nice tight shorts Stranger: 😘 Stranger: What do you have on underneath? You: underwear Stranger: Are you alone? You: nooooo haha You: Im with my sister Stranger: Why dont you make yourself alone and we can try some of those things you want to Stranger: No?
0bc1692db2b67bc6
20210426133614
You: Hey, Doctor Hamish, analyze the dream had last night. AM (17) Stranger: Not a doctor yet, you know. But tell me about it. HH You: Okay so, it started out with Mr. Hardy telling me to stay after Biology to practice my anatomy. AM Stranger: Sounds like the start of bad porn. HH You: Well, it was. Do you want me to go on? AM Stranger: You can if you want. HH You: He took of his clothes, handed me a sharpie and asked me to write the name of every body part in latin. AM Stranger: Thats insane. HH You: Then he had me close my eyes as he went around touching me in different places, asking me to name the part he was touching. AM Stranger: Did you pass? HH You: After blew him, yes. AM Stranger: Hah. HH You: So whats the verdict? AM Stranger: Youre horny. HH You: Damn, never wouldve figured that out on my own. Thanks, doc. AM Stranger: What the hell did you expect me to say? HH You: wasnt being sarcastic for once, actually. Now Im starting to worry, though. Is everything okay? AM Stranger: Im fine. HH You: Okay. Sure. AM Stranger: Guess just didnt have an awesome sex dream. HH You: Dont worry, theres always tonight. Or next period during History. AM Stranger: do often fall asleep during History. HH You: Exactly. So theres still hope. AM Stranger: guess. HH You: It wasnt even that awesome. AM Stranger: You had sex. HH You: Not all sex is awesome. AM Stranger: Yeah? If it wasnt awesome why bother telling me? HH You: Because Im bored and was trying to start up a conversation. AM
0bc97234cbbd0699
hamex
20170925143826
You: hi Stranger: Hey m You: non binary Stranger: Oh cool hows you You: im good You: whu You: wbu** Stranger: Im pretty good and nice your good You: did you hear that infinity train can only be pirated now Stranger: Wait what ???? You: yeah, it was removed from hbo along with a bunch of other shows You: and now its nowhere so you can only pirate it Stranger: NOOOOOO000000, You: yeah it sucks Stranger: Whyyy hbo You: i think it was something to do with tax stuff or something You: stupid reason Stranger: Man why cant people pay tax You: fr Stranger: LLIKE TF You: they also removed ok ko Stranger: Sadly didnt watch it :( You: back to infinity train tho, they removed everything about it everywhere, no more music, no more pilot on yt Stranger: Wtaf no nothing like ZERO? You: basically yeah Stranger: Wtf hbo sucks You: yeah ://// You: people have been talking about it all over twitter Stranger: need to catch up on twitter ngl You: i think all of uncle grandpa is gone except for like 1 episode Stranger: How is hbo still alive after this???? You: they have adventure time Stranger: Hmmm trueeeee Stranger: But miss that show You: so glad they didnt cancel the new adventure time spin off Stranger: Wait they have a spin off Stranger: need to watch cartoons again You: yeah theres been distant lands and the upcoming fionna and cake ones Stranger: That sounds soon good You: the creator of infinity train wasnt told it was cancelled until like the last minute Stranger: Man why do companies cancell last minute You: ikr You: hbo is doing straight downhill Stranger: knowwww You: wh discovery fr ruined so much Stranger: love dcan they ruines that too :((( Stranger: Dc Stranger: Sorry You: yeah they canceled bat girl :/// Stranger: knowwwwww :_/// You: its stupid honestly Stranger: sorry to ask is it okay if say dude cause dont wanna offend :( Stranger: :) You: yeah im ok with dude Stranger: Its like the one word say alot 33 You: i mostly use dude as a gender neutral term Imao Stranger: Same use it and cunt too but thats for close friends lol You: LMAQO00O You: i love how it went from i say dude a lot to say cunt but its for close friends LMAOO Stranger: knowwwww S5/E35835 You: 75 Stranger: say it too much Im english mate 8 You: same Stranger: Ah sick Stranger: Hell yeah Stranger: Not enough English on here You: have you heard about the spiders You: yikesssss Stranger: WHERE You: apparently theres these massive spiders in the uk Stranger: Oh yeah Ive had some EEE) Stranger: SQUISH You: apparently some women set them free here cause they were going extinct Stranger: IMMA KILL HER You: i hate spiders Stranger: WTF Stranger: tell me where she is ILL DO IT You: LMAO Stranger: WHEN FIND HER odk what Ill do but still You: put her spiders against her OOO Stranger: YESSSS SPIDER REVOLUTION You: give her a taste of her own medicine Stranger: Yeahbh screw her Stranger: And those mf spids You: yeah You: i hope i dont see a single one of them spiders istg Stranger: Ill help you commit burn on house You: arson Stranger: NOOOO who said that but yes You: OLY Stranger: Up in smoke You: yes Stranger: POOF Stranger: Bye bye spiders Stranger: Dude spiders suck :( Stranger: Same with tarantulas You: yeah You: sorry for the long pause Imao. Stranger: Its chill dont worry You: i hope hbo takes back the decision to remove infinity train off its site tbh Stranger: hope so too tbh because hbo worse the netflix atm You: fr Stranger: Like netflix bad but COME ON You: yeah they removed so many shows for no good reason Stranger: Like they had some good ones too You: its terrible Stranger: It really is bad You: yeah Stranger: What up with them :( You: im still almost in disbelief Stranger: Im in awe You: im going through all 5 stages of grief all at once Stranger: Ive gone straight to 4 Stranger: Ehyyy:( You: Stranger: O You: anyways, i think im prolly gonna go, Stranger: Cya it was fun talking :)) You: EE
0bd3aea1e04cce47
20220821233648
Stranger: hi You: sup Stranger: socieety You: This liquidcum? Stranger: no You: pisses Stranger: who that Stranger: sounds racist Stranger: nig_ You: ur so hot
0bd6ff3fa78b673e
femboy, traps, cum, guilty gear
20210323083517
You: Yo You: Are you the imposter Stranger: No but i saw cyan vent Stranger: He kinda sus You: Okay lets vote him out Stranger: But what if its not him? You: Red has voted* Stranger: How can i trust you Stranger: Broo waaaait You: 1m taking your word You: You said he vented Stranger: Yeah... You: Just vote man Stranger: But are we sure theres just one? Stranger: Ok Stranger: *white has voted You: Cyan was not the imposter You: *Emergency Meeting Called* Stranger: BRO You: Bro thats sus You: You said he vented man Stranger: saw him over a vent Stranger: / Stranger: thought You: Bro you should have said that last time You: gotta vote for you now Stranger: Nooo You: *Red has voted* You: Come on man just accept it Stranger: Just know Im really sorry Stranger: Bye, man Stranger: *white has voted You: White was not the imposter You: Red wins You: Haha it was me bro Stranger: trusted you Stranger: Never again dude You: Thats what you get for trusting the imposter Stranger: How can u be so cold Stranger: At least u didnt kill me You: 1m sorry man its just how it goes cant be thrown out the ship into space Stranger: You can, you just dont want to Stranger: You liar Stranger: Killer You: 1m sorry bro You: 1m a killer at heart You: Here man IIll jump out the ship feel bad You: Goodbye, friend Stranger: Bye cowboy
0bdcc77399e4c3c5
Among us
20201111041733
You: Doc? Stranger: Hey Stranger: Yeah You: Omg You: have congestion it sucks cant breathe at night to sleep please help and me being a anxious person am keep popping my ear kinda of barotrauma (already have pills from a doctor but feel like their ineffective to me ibuprofen for ears is that even helpful? And other is something Ill pronounce later) You: Plz need serious advise or help Stranger: You can try steam inhalation You: What about the ear popping Stranger: And take nasal drops You: blow my nose impatiently like a child You: And had my ears pop several times and it hurts Stranger: Thats basically due to pressure difference across your eardrum Stranger: Get a CT done You: Your advice is valuable right now Stranger: It might be ethmoidal sinusitis You: still have pop ears Stranger: Youll have to go see an ENT doctor Stranger: And get internal examination done You: Not broken ears just huge headache from it You: And pop crackle sound Stranger: Yeah. It might be due to some pathology. Im guessing its sinusitis Stranger: Without tests, we cant figure out You: tried to explain to my doctor today he said I should just take some prescription Tylenol Stranger: Thats just pain medication You: For the ear pop Stranger: It wont solve the problem permanently Stranger: You need to get tests done You: hear some crackle in my ear because of sinuses You: Im 20 but Im naive Stranger: Yes. This might be the case. Stranger: Get the tests done. Stranger: Soon You: Thats why came to someone am glad you are my answer Stranger: Im glad could help Stranger: You get well soon You: Sir or maam thanks Stranger: Sir Stranger: Take care! Stranger: Youre welcome
0be740a672665e8c
Doctor
20210127053749
Stranger: Hi You: im a himophobic slut Stranger: Which letter are you? Your i like to joke about being homophobic You: im a lebain You: lesbian Stranger: Why you joke about that? You: idk i just find it funny with my friends sorry if you find that a lil too... you onow harsh i guess You: hope i didnt make unconfrtobl Stranger: Well is it possible for a gay person to be homophobic? You: well interlized homophobia is a thing so... Yo cant spell shit tonight sorry You: you g3t my point Stranger: know what you mean Stranger: You have that Stranger: ? You: oh no no no Stranger: Oh ok You: so you what are you Stranger: Trans F You: oh! Stranger: Yea Your i like trad girl theyre the sweetest You: tdans girls Stranger: Haha Stranger: understand Stranger: Thank you You: did you stars transcitioning Stranger: For a year and eight months so far (hormones) You: sweet You: whara you name :3 Stranger: Gia Stranger: :3 You: oh man i love talking to Igbt folks You: so cute You: cute name Stranger: Thanks hun Stranger: What ethnicity are you? You: im a white fuck from romania Stranger: Oh ok cool You: you? Stranger: hears the accent Stranger: Its cute You: i simethimes dont like it but when i hear a greek accent for ex i melt man You: so cute Stranger: Haha You: where are you from Stranger: think your accent is very cute Stranger: Usa You: and yiu know how a romanian accent sound like? Stranger: Well the way you type can almost hear it haha You: :)))( Yo jah man but tonight i cant spell for shit You: i dont even bother Stranger: Its okay any accent to me is cute Stranger: understand you hun You: You: how old are y Stranger: Im old hehe Stranger: 29 You: oh fuck You: well old persons are wise i can learn frim yo oldass Stranger: (__ )? Stranger: Hahah You: im 15 :))) Stranger: Oh ok, if you keep it clean we can keep talking You: i dont like dirty talk tbh Stranger: Ok You: my name is eliza btw Stranger: Nice name :) You: gia is coiler tho Stranger: People call you Liza? Stranger: for short You: my mom somethimes Stranger: Thank you (* - *) You: they call me eli sometimes You: my friends Stranger: Eli and Liza, you have 3 names Stranger: Eliza You: or eliza but with an englihs accent you know? You: elaiza Stranger: Ee-Lie-Zza You: yea something like that :))) Stranger: For ELL-eye-Zza Stranger: or You: gait lemme think Stranger: (- w -) ok You: jeezzz whats the fucking difference lol :))))) Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: Its all the same thing You: you fucker Stranger: Hahah Stranger: Youre so silly :3 You: i can be real tough if i want to😎8💪💪8#128170;& #128170;💪💪 Stranger: can see that You: i dont like trump You: idk why i felt the need to say that Stranger: Haha Stranger: dont hate anyone You: i have one oersone that i hate so much Stranger: Oh yeah Stranger: Im back You: but i do not wish to destroy the happy athmosphere as this subject is not so nice Stranger: Thats nice of you Stranger: But if it will make you feel better than okay You: i dont like talking about it anyway, its hard Stranger: Well you brought it up Stranger: Maybe you do Stranger: want to You: mh well sometimes i open up, i mean one time i talked about it on omegle, but we were having such a light conversation i dont want things to go deep Stranger: Forget it then, if it wont make you feel better than dont do it You: thats what imma do Yo want a cat :)))) You: i have a dog but i want a cat Stranger: also want a cat (UWU) Stranger: If get a cat she will be Siamese Cat Stranger: will name Name her Essa You: theyre very cute Stranger: :3 You: hm i dont know what i would name it You: something game related i think Stranger: You will name it Azile Stranger: Your name backwards You: azile i romanian means like Yo dont know how to spell it )))))) You: wait Stranger: Ok You: ugh nursing homes something like that Stranger: Hahah Stranger: Really? You: yea :))) Stranger: Well you will be nursing it in your home so thats perfect name You: indeed a perfect name You: its kinda cool too Stranger: ( w ) Meow Your i like the way the letter Z sound i dont know its powerful Stranger: Hahah Stranger: Thats an interesting thing to say You: zzz Stranger: Call the cat ZZ You: zizi Stranger: Yes! You: gender neutral and all Stranger: Haha yesh Stranger: like it Stranger: Azile Zizi The 3rd Jr. You: :))))) Stranger: :) You: the dog just farted imma die Stranger: Thats disgusting You: animal farts kill man You: theyre deadly Stranger: Put the dog down for its disobedience 😤 Stranger: (Joking) You: :)))) Stranger: ((((-: You: oh no you did not Yo jow could you You: ((((:? really? Stranger: Im sorry 😔 Stranger: Haha yeah Stranger: copied your face You: :))) looks much better imo Stranger: know but thats yours Stranger: did not want to steal it You: aw Stranger: Uwu You: do you like music Stranger: Yes make it Stranger: What kind you like? You: oh you do? Stranger: Yuppers Chica You: j like rock and metal but i also lile indie music Stranger: Cool Stranger: like lofi, jazz, pop and R&B You: yeah lofi is chill af Stranger: Also classical Stranger: Super chill af Stranger: lofi mean You: its almost 2 am here Stranger: Woah you sleepy? You: i have to wake up at 9 30 You: not really You: but my phone is at 26 🥶 Stranger: Wanna hear my song? Stranger: Oh :( You: YEAH Stranger: Youre leaving? Stranger: 😔 You: no dont worry it will survive Stranger: Ok brb You: show me your song :3 Stranger: https://drive.google.com/file/ d/190lWgEg5iOXEPArN8hY9-OPO5r9f8jHr/view? uspdrivesdk Stranger: (Head phones please its rough) You: j have em on Stranger: sound like a boy too 😅 Stranger: :3 Stranger: :)))) You: so cool that you made this its nice Stranger: Thanks for listening! Stranger: *-* You: i cant sing for shit you have a beautiful voice Stranger: Thank you, like your humor Stranger: Youre a fun and nice person You: thank you i try my best Stranger: Well you succeeded You: i had a bad day, i will sleep with a smile on my face thanks to you Stranger: AwWWwWw You: and your cute ass song Stranger: Omg :D Stranger: Youre awesome please stay this way 👍 You: its hard but i will do my best,, Stranger: Haha silly uwu Stranger: Good Night Hun nice talking with a real person for once! You: so glad i got to talk to you im dead serious Stranger: Awww omg 💖 You: i usualy talk with romanian folks and of.cours a lot of creeps its nice talking to a decent human being Stranger: Im happy for you :)))) Stranger: Exactly how feel girl You: this community is so wholesome i wish i could go to a pride parade Stranger: know right that would be sooo coool You: you have never been to a pride parade? You: have you never Stranger: No not yet, tbh think twice about attending one cause Im a bit scared tbh, not to bring the mood down, just want to be safe You: oh... well that sucks Stranger: Sorry just being honest You: yeah i know Stranger: But who knows maybe one day will You: i wouod have to go to the capital to attend pride, there isjt such a thing in my city Stranger: Oh :( Stranger: Aww Stranger: Well you should get some sleep now ok Eli Stranger: :) You: but i dont want to.... jnnnsnsjsjdjs Stranger: Afgasjksksksk You: exactly. Stranger: know right You: i have to tho... Stranger: Yes you do You: do you want to like keep in touch or something Stranger: As much as would like to youre too young for me to add you Stranger: :( You: oh ok no problem queen You: dokt forget me tho Stranger: Youre the princess dont forget You: see you when youre famous👹 Stranger: wont your personality is adorable and awesome Stranger: :3 You: :)))) Stranger: :)))) You: good nigjt gia Stranger: Good Night Eli You: bye bye
0be80d1a711c2592
LGBT
20210208001116
Stranger: no no Stranger: you okay You: just shot myself in the head You: why would i be You: okay Stranger: well there was no blood sooooo i assumed you didnt actually shoot yourself i the head and therefore you are alive and maybe you are trying to talk to somwone cause you are sad soi asked if you were okay You: oh girl You: damn You: That research You: Shit You: You good Stranger: research i would use teh term common sense but thank you You: common sense You: Ima farmer You: well You: live in the farmland atleast Stranger: the one kind of sense most men dont have You: triggered You: where is my trigger waming Stranger: and i see you are not the man who shot himself You: obviously You: Ima troll Stranger: i sense sass in that You: lol Stranger: how old are you You: Im 15
0be8613631ffe2b9
20201111214113
You: hello Stranger: hi You: how are you? Stranger: perpendicular You: What? Stranger: what is the capital of turkey? You: Ankara Stranger: what is the capital of oman? You: Why? Stranger: now attempt a reply using a sentence You: What is going on, dont understand. Stranger: is that seems that happens a lot to you? You: dont understand the question. Stranger: what is the second largest moon of jupiter? You: Are you a bot? Stranger: are you a complete fucking moron? You: Im not the one who said was feeling Perpendicular You: What does that even mean? Stranger: actually, the only thing preventing your from receiving an INDIAN classification at this point is that you have spelled you correctly You: dont want or need an INDIAN classification Stranger: no one wants an indian classification...or an indian for that matter Stranger: but you certainly have some other form of mental handicap You: Oh yeah, and what per se do have? You: You couldnt even use the word perpendicular correctly Stranger: i would argue that years of prolonged and intense masturbation addiction have opened some pathway between your brain and your genitals, meaning that brain matter now escapes every time youre jacking off to japanese donkey porn Stranger: which, according to my calculations, is about 7 times per day You: You belong on r/lamverysmart Stranger: and you belong to r/ ididtherightthingandkilledmyself Stranger: please correct this idiot Stranger: dont come back idiot Stranger: and goodbye idiot
0bea28ac1fd8fca1
20201107224442
You: yo Stranger: My brother is strange You: ? wdm You: wdym* Stranger: He said he wants to date me Yor hie You: incest df sweet home alabama Stranger: Hes only 5 so he doesnt understand You: ohh You: does he know its wrong Stranger: He cried when said cant date him Stranger: No he doesnt know that its wrong You: oh You: tell him then Stranger: explained it to him You: oh good good Stranger: He cried even more You: umm well he gotta accept it now You: sad yes but its wrong so now he knows Stranger: Hes so small and adorable Stranger: And Im sad that made him sad You: mhmm
0beacd232745abcd
Lgbtq
20210808194921
You: hi Stranger: hiea You: watcha up to? Stranger: just chatting Stranger: for the past 6 hours Stranger: its 4am here Stranger: i was supposed to study 6 hours ago Stranger: but i didnt Stranger: i have tests tomorrow You: jeez xD Stranger: and also Stranger: today is my birthday Stranger: 11 of may You: omg HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!! You: :PP Stranger: :D Stranger: thanks haha You: how old are you this year? xD Stranger: 17 You: ohh cool Yo hy havent ya been sleeping? You: just to excited for your birthday hmm? Stranger: been chatting for 6 hours with people onomegle Stranger: been chatting with one of the people for like 3h straight Stranger: but theyve gone to sleep Stranger: i shouldve too You: you should too You: male here haha You: what have yall been chatting bout though Stranger: just meming having fun You: aww cute Stranger: pretty sure they got on You: but you should sleep soon yeah? Stranger: like horny and shit Stranger: but it ended up being just Stranger: a nice funny convo You: HAHAHA Stranger: i should You: i wonder why You: why just slowly turning them on hm? : mean like hey got on to omegle at start eing horny ut we just talked so much Stranger: that it ended You: rightt hahahaha Yo guess you arent the horny type xD You: unless you are Stranger: i wasnt coming on thinking iid go for anything You: and youre finding someone to turn you on Stranger: cause it wouldnt work too well You: on your birthday Yo h why not? You: just ask and youll receive :p Stranger: it doesnt work well You: does it not? You: you prefer the more sincere kinda conversation, dont you? :) Stranger: sorry to break ya bubble, im a guy too haha You: LMAO You: no wonderr You: but are you bi? You: or gay? You: or just straight as a rod Stranger: i mean Stranger: i liike might experiment at some point You: ohh i see, so that means youre straight, for now HAHAHA Stranger: yup Stranger: im probably leaning towards bi at some point You: mmm, what made you start liking the same gender? Stranger: i dont know if i like it Stranger: i just havent tried it Stranger: so i think i may Stranger: also uhh Stranger: traps are cute You: are you a trap? You: xD You: maybe its your kink You: wouldnt be all that surprised Stranger: nah Stranger: im too manly to be one and i dont like crossdressing Stranger: i just like Stranger: feminine penis Stranger: idk You: LOL You: whats a feminine penis? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: its a penis but it belongs to a female You: oh like a trans You: okay, that makes more sense Stranger: nonono Stranger: not trans Stranger: its a girl You: ohh Stranger: biologicaclly Stranger: biologically Stranger: but its gotta dick Stranger: u feel me Stranger: astolfos cute as fuck You: ohhh i see You: so females with male parts Stranger: nono Stranger: females Stranger: they got tits Stranger: but they also have a dick Stranger: i dont know i think i just like astolfo You: but astolfo is a guy You: with feminine looks Stranger: yes You: HAHAHA Stranger: but Stranger: hes very feminine Stranger: more feminine than male You: guys with feminine looks turns you on, hmm i see Stranger: no no Stranger: just Stranger: astolfo You: LOL Stranger: like i dont like other traps Stranger: i just like astolfo You: LOLOL Yo Iright alright Yo get your point Stranger: he cute Stranger: and very fuckable You: in the ass? Stranger: yes You: lol Stranger: its not gay if its astolfo You: LOL You: stop being delusional HAHAHA Stranger: nononono Stranger: see im gay but just for astolfo You: mmmm You: just that character in particular Yo see You: very committed Stranger: yes You: tho, doubt this will help in your exams HAHAHA Stranger: will help Stranger: what about you Stranger: are you straight as a rod You: yeap straight as a rod You: HAHHA You: but just wanna talk i guess Yo os girls are hard to understand You: you know, complicated creatures Stranger: na man u gotta Stranger: go look into astolfo Stranger: be less straight You: and even older aged men fail to understand You: lemme check out the traps and tell you which like You: gimme a sec Stranger: go to tsumino astolfo You: like this huh? You: https://.imgur.com/bYb5lJs.jpg Stranger: yeh but this ones more for people with feet fetishes You: hmmm You: https://imgur.com/a/gOxXIVZU Stranger: wait are you actually into it You: no HAHAHA : just searching Stranger: http://www.tsumino.com/Book/ Info/38654/trap-of-astolfo- Stranger: this ones pretty hot Stranger: am i gay man this shit turns me on ut i aint into dudes Stranger: i think i like trap on female more though You: its just a male who looks like a female HAHHA Stranger: but it dont feel gay Stranger: cause i dont like gay porn at all Stranger: but i like this You: its a fetish Stranger: astolfo fetish You: something like boku no pico You: HAHAHA Stranger: 0 no You: HAHAHHA Stranger: while we on it Stranger: im pretty sure im very submissive too You: i wouldnt be surprised Stranger: but thing is Stranger: im like a big guy Stranger: so it dont feel right You: gotta be comfortable with yourself a know You: love yourself first Stranger: i hate myself man You: damn Stranger: i dont think im more into astolfo than straight porn You: so you like straight porn more? Stranger: yes just like still can enjoy stolfo Stranger: not as much as straight porn Stranger: but not just complete turn off like gay shit You: mmm isee Yo jont worry man You: you just gotta accept yourself You: for what you are You: gotta be confident You: or just listen to some pep talk on youtube man You: people will hate, some will not appreciate You: and the only one who can carry you, is yourself Stranger: i dont care what others think or hate about me Stranger: i just hate myself so much Stranger: that im my own enemy Yo lot of people feel that way You: insecurities Stranger: tru You: dont feel like youre alone man Yor ven too have insecurities You: but just gotta put those insecurities to one side You: cos you know You: not everyone views them as bad Stranger: ye You: its alright bruh Stranger: im going Stranger: ty for the help Stranger: seeya man You: seey man man You: npp You: and Happy birthday once again :)
0bf59700cbd50d0d
20180515085825
Stranger: oh, hi! Strange mg Stranger: your eyes Stranger: but... Stranger: awww Stranger: your eyes, your eyes, your eyes, your eyes, your eyes! Stranger: so dark! so cute! Stranger: i love them:) You: Whaaaaatt Stranger: they seem borrowed Stranger: to the night! Stranger: which is Stranger: simply Stranger: amazingly Stranger: magnificent:) Strange re you trying Stranger: to hypnotise me? Stranger: because, You: Thatsss so sweeerttt Stranger: its working! Stranger: as we say in france, Stranger: hard, hard, hard, hard, and harder beats my heart, Stranger: for you! Stranger: you have Stranger: special powers;) You: omg Stranger: awwwww Stranger: and Stranger: your You: AWWWWWWW Stranger: smile! Stranger: oh come on.... Stranger: your smile, your smile, your smile, your smile! You: THATSSS SOOO SWEEEETTT Stranger: it should be outlawed:) Stranger: with it, You: WHATSSS HAPPENINGGGG Stranger: you can take control Stranger: of anyones soul:) Stranger: including mine! Stranger: shall i calm down? You: YES Stranger: ican try Strange ut Stranger: you have set my heart on fire, You: YOURE SHOWERING ME WITH COMPLIMENTS CANT TAKE COMPLIMENTS WELL Stranger: and not only my heart;) Stranger: i just write Stranger: what godes Stranger: through my mind:) Stranger: you have special powers! Stranger: when you look a the cam Stranger: all electrons on Earth Stranger: can feel Stranger: it Stranger: instantly! Stranger: so Stranger: imagine how i can feel... You: where the hell did you find theseeeeee You: Wordssss Stranger you are just Stranger: cute:) Stranger: and Stranger: you seem Stranger: so sensitive! Stranger: i mean Stranger: so many peopl Stranger: just feel nothing Stranger: and you Stranger: here you are Stranger: a flower in the wind:) You: AWWWWW Stranger: but Stranger: how can i? You: Calm downnnnn Stranger: im from france :) Stranger: it would be impolite to say nothing Stranger: about you cuteness:) You: NOOOO IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPLIMENTS. SIIIRR. Stranger: im 20 ; perhaps are you younger, no? You: Or maam You: Im youngerrrr Stranger: im a guy You: Ohbh then sirrrr Stranger: ican leave, if you prefer! Stranger: as you like:) Stranger: its just Stranger: the way you move Stranger: and smile... Stranger: and react... Stranger: you have taken control Stranger: of my soul:) You: YOURE LIKE A POET Stranger: and my heart beats hard like steel, now! Stranger: you are the poem Stranger: you transform the ordinary Stranger: into Stranger: extraordinary:) Stranger: :):) Stranger: you see, what you inspire! Stranger: so many words Stranger: arrive in my mind:) Stranger: in fact, Stranger: when i look Stranger: into your eyes, Stranger: i see Stranger: new worlds! Stranger: i feel Stranger: as if on a small boat, Strange na gentle sea Stranger: with waves all around You: YOURE QUOTING THIS FROM A BOOOK AINT YOUUUUU Stranger: gentle waves Stranger: coming Stranger: from storms afar... Stranger: no no! Stranger: its just you :) Stranger: your cuteness Stranger: is beyond You: omg Stranger: infinite:) You: Plssssss calm downnnnn Stranger: but perhaps you make me too wild... Stranger: i will not show anything (im romantic...), but, to be honest... you made me hard at the first sight! Stranger: and Stranger: my heart is boiling Stranger: with poems Stranger: and Stranger: words... Stranger: you have taken TOTAL control Stranger: of me:) Stranger: tell me if what i write is too much! Stranger: i dont want to shock you:) Stranger: its just... you do such an impression... You: You are shocking me HAGSGAHAH Stranger: :):)
0c083c1dbb26f790
korea
20210425150359
You: Heyy Stranger: NAGARAYA You: POH POH Stranger: OMG... You: is this some kind of tiktok HAHAHAHHA Stranger: YEAH You: OMG LMAO Stranger: Are you and army? (bts fan) You: YES Stranger: Filipina? You: YES You: HAHAHHAA Stranger: nyeta hahahha You: HAHAHAHA TNGINAAA Stranger: HAHAHAA Stranger: POTA BHIE NA NOSEBLEED PA AKO You: HAHAHAHAHA POTANGENA MAG 3-3:00 NAA Stranger: FB? Stranger: FANGIRL? You: Rhea Nne Yo ES You: HAHAHAHHA Stranger: SAME You: FB? Stranger: SKYLA NICOLE QUISIL TACORDA You: IMMA ADD U LATER HAJSJAHSHA Stranger: AKO RIN HSJSJAANS You: POTA BAT PA BA AQ NAG E ENGLISH Stranger: OO NAKA SHABU KA? You: HAHAHAHAHA PEDE RIN You: BAT TAYO SUMISIGAW Stranger: EWANWQ! Stranger: CGE NA AADD LNG KITA You: CGE CGE HAHAHAHAHHA Stranger: MAG TITRIP PA AKO POTA You: HAHAHAHAHHA SIGE GUDLAK Stranger: BYE You: BYE NA HAHAHAHAHAHA 😭 Stranger: BYE😭😭😭8#128557; 😭8😭8#128557;/😭8&#1 28557; You: BYE 😭
0c0ff1e1f3a444df
Kpop
20210131184526
Stranger: Coming home anytime soon? -IH You: Hmm, is lwa-chan getting lonely without me? -OT Stranger: Well, made dinner. Thought youd be home a while ago. -IH You: Now youre making me sad Im not home yet, you know! got held back.. again.. Im sorry. -OT Stranger: Practice really getting that heated up? -IH You: Well, there is a competition soon, you know. If dont work hard itll effect the team! -OT Stranger: Where was that attitude in high school, hmm? Probably because Im not there. -IH You: You always stopped me from extra practice! So, you have yourself to blame, lwa-chan. -OT Stranger: You always texted me if wanted to make out. Pretty sure youre the one to blame. -IH You: Well, you never complained, now did you? -OT Stranger: Well, Were dating each other and living in the safe apartment. Dont see any need to complain. - IH Now get your ass home before this get cold. -IH You: Bringing up making out--does that mean you have some other plans when get home besides eating, lwa- chan? How crude -OT Im already getting changed, Ill be home in ten! -OT Stranger: If youre late, there might be a different attitude and mood. Thats pretty much what Im saying. - IH You: Ten minutes, promise. -OT You: There was something in the back of the brunettes. mind that almost made him want to break that promise, which might be why it was a little over ten minutes when he finally did find his way back to their shared apartment. He tried his best, at least lately, not to be too late with practice, but he knew lwaizumi would hassle him for overworking himself if he didnt go behind the others back with it, even a little. He hadnt exactly expected his boyfriend to be home before him, which is why hed agreed to stay behind longer than usual. Now, though, with the promise of food and maybe something a little more fun later in the night, he couldnt help prefer being home than in the gym as he finally unlocked their door and shuffled in, shoes being toed off at the entrance. Mm, lwa-chan Im home! It was sang softly, the apartment small enough for him to be heard without yelling. He could smell the food that had been cooked, his stomach immediately reacting to the scent and being very much empty. Stranger: (Literally. The boyfriend came in and just wanted to have a conversation. Hold on.) You: (No problem!) Stranger: (He drinks and just uggghhhh.. just want to play. He goes on and on and on.) You: (Ahhh, Im sorry, that sounds like a bit of a pain... ) Stranger: (Literally happens when Im watching a movie or youtube D8) Stranger: (Okay. Posting. Sorry again.) You: (No, dont worry, its fine !!) Stranger: Ten minutes rolled by and his eyes just stared at the little plant clock that swayed back and forth in front of him. Taunting him. The curry was a very very low simmer and he knew the rice cooker would start to give up keeping things warm. Looking over his shoulder when he heard the door, the shorter man gave that signature pout to his boyfriend for being late. Finally. Standing up from the floor, his shorts were tugged up and white shirt with an alien head smack dab in the middle was adjusted. Sit yourass down and hand a bowl. Hajime was hungry too.. he had waited for Oikawa to get home to even eat. Two bowls were put out and eyes on the doorway, glaring of disapproval. You: Walking into the sitting area, Oikawa actually almost felt guilty for making the shorter man wait--he Teally hadnt thought lwaizumi was going to be home earlier than him, it really was the only reason hed stayed behind. He hurried to patter over, socked feet barely making a sound on the flooring as he went to grab a bowl like told, only before sitting he moved over to his roommate to lean in and plant the most apologetic kiss he could muster at the comer of his lips. Dont be mad? really would have been home on time if knew you werent staying for late classes this evening! He might be trying to pout a little, maybe help his own case with those pretty brown puppy-dog eyes he knew Hajime couldnt tum down. Stranger: had my test today, remember? If finish early, can leave early. He accepted the kiss but there wasnt that much effort on his own end. Eat. Im starving so Im not going to wait for you. There was a can of beer next to his bowl and a water near Toorus since the other said he had a competition. No alcohol for him. His body plopped down in his spot at the table and looked up to see those puppy dog eyes. Shit. The comers of his ears tumed pink and eyes flustered down to look at his food, Just hurry up and eat. know you barely eat anything at night-- especially during practice. He was trying to hide the fact that he felt powerless against those eyes. You: Tooru hated how the kiss wasnt so much Tetumed as just accepted--it made his chest feel that gross tightness he despised so much. Still, he let himself settle with the flush he could see crawl up the others ears, coloring the tips a cute pink. He finally took his seat across from lwaizumi, getting his own decently warm food to fill his bowl - though definitely not by much. The shorter was right in commenting how he hardly ate this late, so if he was going to it wouldnt be a lot. Still, he got enough to show he was thankful for the meal his boyfriend prepared. Does that mean you accept my apology for being late? Teeth sunk into his lower lip after a bite of food was chewed and swallowed. I can always make it up to you--we can even watch that new weird lizard movie you like so much, since we dont have classes tomorrow-- Of course he knew the name but it was always fun to pick on Hajime, just like he did with Toorus aliens. Stranger: Yeah. guess. Hajime huffed as he started to shovel more of the delicious food into his mouth. He was definitely good at making their home a home. With younger siblings and being the eldest, he had to take care of them a lot while their parents were out working. You dont have to watch Godzilla with me to make it up. Seriously. know how much it disinterests you since you practically fall asleep each time. Youre forgiven. Now eat. Hajime looked up from his food before letting out a little sigh, Look-- Hajime grabbed his beer and his shoulders seemed to loosen up, Im not upset or mad. promise. Ive been hungry all day and thought cooking up a big decent meal would be nice. You dont have to push yourself. You: Maybe Tooru was silently more distressed than he wanted to show upfront, after all he always hated making the shorter male upset. Even if it was over something silly, it aways made him feel that guilt sit heavy in his chest. Seeing Hajime loosen up, though, relaxing his shoulders and chugging down some of his beer--it at least allowed the brunette to do the same as he ate a few more bites of the amazing food. Hajime Teally was an amazing cook, always had been. Whereas Tooru couldnt barely make ramen without setting of the smoke alarm. Im not pushing! just... feel a little bad for being late, is all. The competition is soon, but made you wait all night to actually eat. Even when you made something so tasty-- He let out a little sigh of his own, a chug of his water being taken afterwards. He knew lately theyd both been pretty busy, him at most with practice. Living together was supposed to make it easier to spend time together, but sometimes it seemed like that didnt quite work in their favor. Stranger: Nothing was said as he listened to the other before giving him a little smirk, Well, stop. Looking like that doesnt go on your face. Hajime paused and felt more heat coming to his face. God. That was cheesy as hell. Okay. Maybe he had a couple beers before actually eating that night. Either way. Enjoy dinner. Maybe.. take a bath with me afterwards? He hid behind his beer can for a moment before going back to his food. Yeah. He was feeling it but his body shifted as if it would make him somehow more sober. Theres plenty more if you need. You: It was only with that comment that Tooru could maybe guess that wasnt the used-to-be aces first beer of the night. This little guess was only made much more clearly a correct answer when he spoke up once more, pink cheeks trying to be hidden behind his can as he chugged, then downed some more food way too fast to be healthy. The brunette could feel his grin spread across his lips, his own cheeks warming up happily as. he finished off his bowl and water after a few more slow bites and sips. lwa-chan is never this cheesy--l feel like Im being treated so special tonight. Of course he teased, leaning over, chin on his palm as he watched the other finish up. We can save the rest for leftovers, Id much rather take that offer on a bath. He sounded so... gleeful about the idea, like it was a gift almost. Tipsy Hajime was always something he liked to enjoy every moment of. Stranger: Hajime pouted at the other, huffing through his nose as his grumpy look came to him. Then theyre leftovers. Hajime leaned over the table too but maybe a little too far in order to press his lips to the other pair. You know youre not allowed to talk about me being like this. bought a six pack on my way home from class and.. and mean-- had a couple on an empty stomach. His brows scrunched together before swooping back in for another kiss. Bath. That was all he said when he started to pull himself up from the table and grabbed the dirty dishes to put in the sink. He was sober enough to know to close the rice cooker and place a lid on top of the curry to take care of in the moming. Wanna get it ready? You: The grumpy look was nothing other than absolutely adorable to Tooru, it took everything in him not to make a comment on it. Hajime was a little more forgiving of his compliment and comments when drunk, but he still didnt want to push his luck when he got the chance at a shared bath. It felt like ithad been ages since theyd done something so overly lover-like, at least something so cheesy in a sense. So he happily accepted each kiss, maybe being a little daring and gripping the shorters lower lip between his teeth just before he pulled back, a hum leaving his own lips. As the bowls were taken he stood as well, though instead of going to make the bath right away he walked over to wrap his arms around the other from behind. He was warm, the heat sinking into every area they touched as the taller placed a playful kiss just behind his cute, red ear. Dont miss me too much while you clean up real quick. Another kiss and he was padding away quickly, straight to their surprisingly decent sized bathroom to get the water going and filling the tub. Stranger: Hajime flinched a bit when he was actually surprised that Tooru was behind him. The kisses were enough to stir something inside of him but nothing was. said while he cleaned. He felt the cold come back to his body when the taller man left him.. Shit. His hands gripped onto the edge of the sink before washing them properly. He needed to calm down and come down from the buzz that was swimming in his head. He was mad at Tooru for being late but that damn alcohol loosened him up.. maybe in more ways than none. Coming into the bathroom, Hajime leaned against the door post and watched his boyfriend work on the big tub. His eyes were locked onto that lean body, unapologetically eating him up. He had been working out from practice and all of those muscles were still a little tight. You: Once Tooru had gotten the water hot and running, he happily stripped of everything but his nicely fitted, deep green briefs, glad the heat from the water meat the room wasnt cold against his bare skin. As the tub filled, he couldnt help but hum a soft tune, leaning over the tub and swaying to whatever beat he was murmuring to. It really had been too long since theyd been able to be together like this, like the couple they actually were. He knew he was working a little too hard lately, maybe more so than he should, but of course even after high school he took this sport as serious as ever. Almost lost in thought, he tumed to find Hajime lazing against the door frame--the brunette smirked softly, waltzing over and pressing a single, long finger to his chest. You know you cant get in clothed--Id hope you werent /that/ drunk from only a few beers. Wheres my lwa-chan that could hold his liquor so easily?
0c165753ef32cd28
Iwaoi, asanoya
20161115121211
Stranger: Dean, we have a problem. SW You: Dont we always? Whats it this time? DW Stranger: Castiels vessel vanished. SW Stolen, we assume. SW You: Wait, what? The body is just gone? DW Wheres Cas, then? DW Stranger: Yes. We dont know how. SW Well. Ive granted him refuge, so to say. SW You: Okay, hold up. DW So Cas is possessing you right now? Or youre possessing Sam? DW How the hell did this even happen? What were you doing? DW Stranger: wouldnt call it possessing, hes refused to take the wheel so far. SW But yeah, hes in me, at the moment. SW just came back from shopping when found him, he was weakened, just like this ball of light on the ground. He said he doesnt know what happened, he just got torn out of his vessel rather violently. When went to check, it was gone. SW You: At least we know where he is, guess. DW Right. So. Weve got a missing body that was so important for some goddamn reason that Cas had to be ripped out of it. Awesome. Are there any signs around that could give us some kind of lead? DW Stranger: Well, they got into the bunker, somehow. That is a pretty big clue. SW You: Yeah, its a start. No alarms tripped? Wards shut down? DW Stranger: Nothing. SW Which is why think know whos behind this. SW You: Care to enlighten me, man? DW Stranger: The Brits. SW You: Why the fuck would they do that? DW mean, yeah, makes sense it would be them, but what the hell? Why would they want to take the vessel and just leave Cas? DW. Stranger: No idea. Other way round would make more sense to me. SW You: Theyre up to something again. Obviously. Is anything else stolen or moved? DW Stranger: Doesnt look like it. But didnt do a full check yet. Been getting used to the situation. sw Its weird, sharing my body again. SW You: Yeah, cant blame you. should be back at the bunk in 20 or so minutes. DW You okay? Is Cas okay? Other than the lack of a body, of course. Does he have any other vessel options, even temporary? DW You: (brb)) Stranger: Im okay. Cas is still weak, but hell get better. SW He probably does, but he doesnt want to take possession of somebody again. SW You: (I have to go, sorry! This was a really cool idea, though!))
0c20c04ec0bdab80
destiel
20190410154756
Stranger: Hom You: Holaa Stranger: H You: Como te llamas? Stranger: Daniel Stranger: Y tu You: Andrea Stranger: Ok Stranger: Aos? You: 17 You: Tu? Stranger: 18 You: De donde eres? Stranger: Salvador You: A que cool You: Ya hacemos la videollamada? Stranger: Si Stranger: Videollamada Stranger: ? You: Videochat Stranger: Ok You: Tu la solicitas? Stranger: No tu You: Y donde le pic? Stranger: Por whatssap Stranger: Mejor You: No, tengo WhatsApp You: Por aqu mejor Stranger: Ok Stranger: Ho mejor solo hablemos You: Nee You: Es mejor vernos Stranger: Eres virgen Stranger: Ok You: Sip y tu?? Stranger: Pero yo tampoco sr Stranger: Si Stranger: Te masturvas Stranger: Bb You: Nou Stranger: No? Stranger: Ok You: Noooo You: Tu?? Stranger: Sip You: 8 Stranger: 14centmetros You: Sper poquio Stranger: Pero cuando se para es mas grande You: Eso si Stranger: Sip Stranger: Ya has visto una You: Pues You: Nou Stranger: Yo si You: Pero eres hombre Stranger: Si You: Aparte de la tuya? Stranger: No ya e visto una vagina You: Sii? Stranger: Si Stranger: Estas soltera You: Si y tu Stranger: Si You: Que bien Stranger: Si You: Ya podemos hacer la videollamada ? Stranger: Si Stranger: Hasla You: No se donde es Stranger: Yo tampoco You: Tu la solicitada creo
0c35871dded2c406
20210105212212
Stranger: lan, whos the weird kid you brought to the party -AM 19 You: You mean Hamish? Hes a childhood friend, sort of. IA Stranger: sort of? -AM You: Our parents know each other. IA Stranger: He looks out of place. -AM You: This isnt really his scene. IA He showed up on my doorstep last night, asked if he could crash on the sofa. And when told him about the party he wanted to come. IA Stranger: Jesus, whyd he wanna crash on your sofa? -AM You: He didnt say, but my guess is he wanted to get away from his old man. Which completely understand. IA Stranger: Oh, shit. Holmes. -AM Stranger: Whats he doing? Hes just been staring out the window for like a fucking hour. -AM You: Uh huh. IA dont know. Hes always been a bit weird. IA Interesting that youd notice, though. IA Stranger: was about to say that hes fucking weird and you should make him leave but like - AM Stranger: think Im into him.. -AM You: Oh yeah? IA Stranger: mean. Yeah. -AM cant stop watching him. -AM liver came up and handed him a drink, definitely filled with alcohol. -AM Stranger: watched the kid pretending to sip it, before setting it down and getting a glass of orange juice.-AM Stranger: Is it cute? Or weird? -AM You: Bit of both, probably. IA At least dont have to worry about him getting wasted and doing something stupid. IA Stranger: Should get him high? -AM You: feel like should probably say fuck no to that but he seems bright enough to think for himself. 1A You: And Ive got better things to do than to babysit him. IA Stranger: did you send two messages? You: feel like should probably say fuck no to that but he seems bright enough to think for himself. 1A And Ive got better things to do than to babysit him. IA You: (did that go through?) Stranger: no :c You: feel like should probably say fuck no to that but he seems bright enough to think for himself. 1A You: And Ive got better things to do than to babysit him. IA Stranger: i got one You: feel like should probably say fuck no to that but he seems bright enough to think for himself. 1A You: And Ive got better things to do than to babysit him. IA
0c3a9500d8148772
hamex
20170514133256
You: Hey. Stranger: Hii You: How you doing? Stranger: Good u? You: Im alright. Stranger: M? You: No, why? Stranger: Just asking You: Alright. You: Anything fun happen today? Stranger: What? You: Anything cool happen today? Yo ike... You: Anything interesting? Stranger: dont think so Stranger: Wbu You: Eh... You: got sent to a new postage today. You: Southern border of Texas. Stranger: see You: Army decided Id be of more use here, suppose. Stranger: Hmm Stranger: You in military? You: Yep. Stranger: Nice You: Though dont see why theyre putting army women on the border. You: The rivers are nice though. You: Plenty of fishing to do. Stranger: Sounds great Stranger: You seem quite enthusiastic You: Yeah. Not all stuff you can keep though. Some of these fish are protected under Mexican law. You: do my best to be enthused about the places go. You: When first enlisted, never thought Id go this far south. You: thought, naturally me being from Washington, theyd station near the Canadian border. You: But, suppose they need more near Texas You: In Texas* Sorry. Stranger: see Stranger: So u made any friends there You: Ive made a few. Some men from nearby units. You: Our unit is full of cooks, repairwomen. Not many of us enlisted to be logistical tools, but suppose its better than non-stop training with rifles and handguns. Stranger: You dont like handling arms? You: do. enlisted for that sole reason, but they can be heavy. You: Back in my boot camp days, my arms would be sore for hours after they made us run in full kit. You: miss handling firearms, but being a cook reminds me of my kids. You: So, dont complain. Stranger: uve got kids You: Had. You: miss them. Stranger: Can ask where are they now You: Well, hope heaven. Yo anit be sure though, sadly.. You: They were my little angels. Stranger: If its ok for you Stranger: What happened to them You: Drunk driver. T-boned my car, caused me to spin into a tree. You: They were both crushed in the crash. You: dont know why god took my kids from me. You: But, maybe he needed them back. Stranger: How old were they You: 10 and 12. You: miss them. A lot. You: But, cant alter the past. Stranger: No one can Stranger: know my saying this doesnt mean anything but want to say that can relate to how u feel You: How so? Stranger: Ive lost someone real close to me You: Oh... Im so sorry. Stranger: Im sorry as well Stranger: But want u to know that ur kids are in heaven You: hope so. You: They were great children. Stranger: Kids that young go to paradise You: Youre right. You: That makes me feel better. Stranger: Thank you for sharing your story You: Thanks for helping me feel better. You: miss them really bad sometimes. You: The army helps me forget. You: A few of the younger soldiers call me their Army Mom You: It makes me happy. Stranger: Stranger: You are a great person, You: do my best. Stranger: It takes a lot of guts to face Life after what uve experienced Stranger: And it seems you r doing rlly good You: didnt have the guts for it for a while. You: For almost a year afterwards was going to a therapist every week. You: Now see her only once a month. She tells me constantly that shes proud of me. You: Combined with the army, it makes me happy. You: It gives me something to think about. You: like to think my kids are looking over me in heaven, protecting me from this heat. You: These coyotes, all this Texan wildlife. Stranger: Idk if they can protect u or not...but from what i know they are in heaven and they are happy You: hope so. Stranger: am rily glad that u shared ur story, u rlly are a strong person You: Thanks. Its good to hear that. Stranger: For the first time had a deep talk with someone here tbh You: Same. Ive only ever seen men who are hungry or people who just want something. You: Anyways, need to go. Ive gotta get up and prepare breakfast in a couple hours. Wouldnt wanna be sleepy. Stranger: May ask, Stranger: Oh sure i You: Ill answer one thing before go lol You: Whatsup? Stranger: Is there a chance you would like to connect and talk again You: Maybe. If have any free time in the following weeks, Ill probably hop back on/ Stranger: Ok, was thinking of exchanging socials Stranger: But it was nice talking to you Stranger: Good night! You: Goodnight.
0c3edd233b5ad960
20230118092051
You: hai Stranger: hi Stranger: *listens to bitch lassanga on repeat* You: *listens to bitch wasagna on repeat and x2 speed* Stranger: *creates account on multiple brousers to sub to pewds on* You: *already has 50 of them and still making more* Stranger: *100 making more* You: *is impressed even though made all 50 in 1 hour* Stranger: 1 min bruv Stranger: i guess u india u loose You: *won the asteriks battle* Stranger: *fuck* You: *says you done goofed* Stranger: *gets done goofed* You: *makes a custom version of bitch wasagna that goes x10 speed* Stranger: *makes cousom app that creates a sub bot to sub to pewds on Stranger: * You: *** Stranger: ****eke* You: *asks do you want to listen to bitch wasagna instead of bitch lasagna? Theyre basically the same but this one is better. imo* Stranger: *Wounders what ur typing* Stranger: oh Stranger: *oh* Stranger: no Stranger: get the veiws for the king You: *realizes that he just lost twice* Stranger: *FUCK ME SIDWAYS* Stranger: * is trash* You: *is wondering the gender of the stranger* Stranger: *comit non-existance Strange Stranger: *is a boy* Stranger: *wounders the same thing* You: *doesnt fuck him sideways cuz else its gay* Stranger: *says its like saying suck my dick to someone you dont like it all good* Stranger: *after like places the ,* Stranger: second like* You: *applauds for the good explanation while still going into the asteriks battle* Stranger: *thanks audience for the aplause* Stranger: *applause* You: *yeets another 20 accounts to subscribe to pewdiepie* Stranger: *gets destacted and makes no accounts Stranger: * Stranger: *sad* You: *goes full tryhard in making the accounts* Stranger: *me o* Stranger: *to* Stranger: *wifi becomes gay and has to go now* You: *admits to being a trap* Stranger: *says goodbyes* Stranger: 8what* i was never a trap* You: *but was* Stranger: oh Stranger: well i gtg tho You: *cya You: * Stranger: bye
0c42b67ca63d030e
memes
20201107224811
You: M Stranger: F You: Age Stranger: Sub 18 You: 1m 22 dom Stranger: Hi You: Hi whats your name? Stranger: Natalie Stranger: U? You: Cute. You address me as sir or papi m Aj Stranger: Yes sir You: Good girl You: What are you doing? Stranger: Nm why You: Chillin in bed Stranger: Nice may i ask what are ur kinks You: What is my good girl wearing? Stranger: Nothing You: Bdsm,bondage,age play, spanking, feet,choking, hair pulling You: Etc Stranger: Cool You: Yours? Stranger: Pain humiliation degrading and total submission You: III make you scream and cry Stranger: Go ahead You: First d grab you by the throat You: Pushing you on your back, then slap you to show you who owns you Stranger: Im fine with that You: strip you down to nothing, yell at you to put your legs on my shoulders. You: start to eat you out bite your clit making you wince in pain You: slap your ass harder and harder each time you wince in pain Stranger: Good You: yell whose pussy is this Stranger: Yours You: Whats my name Stranger: Papi You: Good girl say as pay you on the head Yo at* You: On your knees now Yo said on your knees You: Good girl say. shove my cock deep down your throat You: Making you gag,choke and spit You: (Want me to continue?)
0c54e2f609405bac
Bdsm
20201218172715
Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: nice tits You: yes Stranger: let me see u Stranger: dont be scared You: i dont have a physical form
0c5bcafc96f7d6e2
20210227112539
You: Hey Stranger: Are you real Stranger: Morf You: F Stranger: Whats up You: Not much You: M orf Stranger: Thats cool Stranger: M Stranger: Where you from You: Oregon Stranger: Thats cool what you do for fun You: Drawing but Im not the best at it Stranger: Thats cool and 1m sure your good You: Haha u funny Stranger: have a question You: Yeah Stranger: Are you virgin You: Yes Stranger: How old are you You: 16 Stranger: Real and you havent fucked You: Yes Stranger: was hoping you said you fuck a lot like a girl with experience You:. Stranger: What do you not want to fuck someone You: Im scared You: And its like why now? Ya know Stranger: Dont be Stranger: have a huge dick its 4.5 inches You: Even though Im a virgin Ill like mine to be in the 6-8 range LMAO Stranger: Mine is huge you could take this 4.5 Stranger: ? You: Nah super tight You: Like really tiiiiiiiggggghhht Stranger: You think mine could fit
0c6b1636da218dc6
20180714193236
Stranger: Hey You: hi Stranger: Hru You: im good and you/? Stranger: m Alr You: fav tiktok trend rn? Stranger: ldrk Stranger: Theres a lot that keeping coming and going Stranger: Hbu You: oh mines is , the body yody dance Stranger: Ch cool You: thats a cool trend lol Stranger: Ig like the ghost trend You: how was your day? Stranger: It was good its was just another day Stranger: Hbu You: yeah same You: with school and all. Stranger: Yeah You: what grade ru in? Stranger: 8th You: 7th Stranger: Nice You: 13:) Stranger: 13/5 Stranger: 14 in jan You: ih youre older than me lol, 14 april 26 You: oh* Stranger: Oh nice haha You: yupp Stranger: So what do you like to do You: lay games , and talk to my friend Stranger: Nice You: wbu? Stranger: Listen to music and vibe wit da boys You: oh cool , trum or biden? You: trump* Stranger: Idk tbh trump sucks and does a lot of bad things but same with Biden so idk Stranger: ldrc 1m not old enough to vote anyways You: oh ok cool, thought you was a trumpie Stranger: Yup You: well have a nice night! Stranger: Yt You: :) You: byee Stranger: Bye
0c7a8906c2051ca4
tiktok
20201203073131
You: ((Werewolf RP. Aaron is a refugee from a pack thats been torn apart.)) 1m not sure who to direct this to, but 1d like to talk to someone in your pack about temporary asylum for my family. - AB (...) My wife and daughter, at least. - AB Stranger: Oh! Then youre talking to the right guy! -JL Hi, Im John! handle relations for the pack. -JL You: Weve come from Southern Virginia, and 1m sure you know the situation with Lees pack and its expansion procedures? - AB Stranger: Mm, yes. Hes tried a few times to get our land, -JL Are you part of his pack or no? -JL You: No, Sir. My pack was just overrun by his. barely got my family out. - AB Stranger: Ah, Im sorry to hear. Though, the Washington pack is always accepting! -JL Well. Sometimes. -JL You: So we can come to you? - AB (...) Please, my daughter is two years old and my wife has cancer. just need somewhere for them to rest. - AB Stranger: .. Hmmm... -JL God, Im gonna get in so much trouble for this. Ill have an interview with you, face-to-face. -JL You: Of course. Its just we dont have anywhere to go. My name is Aaron Burr, and my grandfather was pack alpha. - AB You: Jonathan Edwards? He was close with a member of your pack named Thomas Jefferson. - AB Stranger: Ah, yes, weve heard of him. Pleasure to meet you, Burr. -JL Im sure you know about Washington, his reputation precedes him. -JL You: do. met him when was ten years old on a diplomatic mission with my father. - AB Stranger: Then you only know the political side of him. -JL You: (...) If that was the political side of him, 1m eager to meet the other side of him. - AB Stranger: As you should be. Hes an amazing alpha! Hed accept you in without a problem. -JL Its the rest of my pack Im worried about. -JL You: can protect my family from them, and we dont need to stay long. Two weeks, at most, before can collect myself and we can move on. dont want to bring Lees attention to you. - AB Stranger: It wouldnt be the first time weve had to dealt with Lee. -JL You dont need to worry about them attacking you three! Theyre just territorial, and are gonna be incredibly pissed with me for bringing in more people. -JL You: We wont stay. And if it makes it easier for them, can leave them. - AB (...) 1d prefer this as a last resort. - AB Stranger: Oh, dont be silly. Well give you all the hospitality you need, the pack house has an extra room you can stay in. -JL We just recently accepted a married couple in, the Reynolds. Were just adjusting, but you as an addition wont be horrible, assure you. -JL You: Thank you. You dont know what this means to me. - AB (...) Before go to the interview, may drop my wife at the hospital? Shes in a bad way. - AB Stranger: Of course. A close friend of mine, Peggy, works there, and volunteer. Ill text her and let her know youre bringing in your wife. -JL hope you wont mind she has to go through clearance as well, though. -JL Stranger: Its nothing personal, of course, but we just have to make sure she a) isnt feral, b) doesnt have explosives, and c) isnt contagious with anything. -JL You: ((Sorry, 1m back)) Stranger: ((No worries!)) You: Yes, of course, thats fine. She just should be under medical supervision right now. Shes gone through a couple rounds of chemo and is really weak. - AB Stranger: Dont even worry, Peggys excellent at what she does. Just drop her off at the hospital thats on the borders of our land, and then well conduct the interview. -JL You: Okay. - AB (...) Okay. - AB Can take my daughter to the interview? Shes not fond of hospitals, and dont want her to be in the way. - AB Stranger: You can either do that or leave her in our daycare until youre done. -JL You: Theres a daycare? - AB dont think can leave her with someone dont know. Shes very quiet, she wont be a problem. - AB Stranger: Well, yeah. Its where my little girl goes throughout the day, as well as a bunch of the other little ones in our pack. -JL But, if she wont interrupt, then okay. -JL You: Shes had a long day, and if were just talking, 1m sure sheIl just fall asleep. Shes a good girl. - AB Stranger: With a father like you, Im sure of it. - JL You: Oh, no, Sir. Shes her mamas girl, all the way. - AB Stranger: Ah, so that means you have no input in her politeness. -JL Noted and put onto your grading sheet, thank you. -JL You: Were pulling into the hospital now. Thank you so much for being so accomodating. - AB Stranger: Of course. Ive been in your position once, when was very young. hate to see it happen to anyone else. -JL You: Weve just had a very hard couple of days. - AB Stranger: understand. Dont even worry. Make your way down to the McDonalds thats a few blocks away, it sits right on our borders. -JL You: Of course. - AB Just being perfectly clear: 1Il be wearing slacks and a white button down and be with my daughter, who is in a spotted red dress. - AB Stranger: Aww, how cute! And the daughter sounds pretty adorable, too. -JL You: She is. Shes the love of my life. Shes such a gorgeous baby. - AB Stranger: Then cant wait to meet her as well. Ill be in the dark grey hoodie and jeans. -JL You: Aaron pulled into the McDonalds and set about bringing his daughter in. She was excited, of course. She never got McDonalds when she was with her parents, and Aaron broke his and his wifes rule and got her a kids meal before finding the man that he was supposed to meet. He was younger than Aaron imagined. Aaron himself was only 22, and this man seemed only a little older. So Aaron sat in the booth seat opposite him and set Theo up. Pleasure to meet you. Are you the John was speaking to earlier? Stranger: John looked up with a bright smile on his face, seemingly happy to see the two. He himself was quietly sipping a shake and popping fries into his mouth while he read something on his phone. He set the cup and his phone down, thrusting his hand outward for the man to shake. Yeah! Thats me, John Laurens. And you must be Aaron, then. And, of course, your daughter. He sent her a little wave and a friendly smile, before focusing back on Aaron. You ready to begin or what? He hummed, popping another fry into his mouth. You: Theo, Aaron clarified, introducing her. She waved and then went back to her fries and chicken nuggets. Aaron knew that he had to make his best impression for this. It wasnt just his future, but his wife and childrens futures as well. This was the only pack that he knew that didnt think Lees was a major threat to them. And so of course he ran here. am ready when you are, Sir. Theo knows that unless she really needs me, this is more important. Theo knew how to be quiet. Stranger: John nodded a little. If she ever gets bored, she can speak up! Ive got a few kids games on my phone, so dont mind at all. He flashed her a bright smile again before focusing back on Aaron, doing his best to put on his best professional face. Alright, first things first, tilt your head to the side so can see your neck. It was a well-known fact that a few packs put tattoos or bite marks on their neck to show off what pack they were from. Lee had a spiral design, while one of the Washingtons pack enemies had imprints of teeth. You: Aaron tilted his neck and pulled his collar, showing an intricate flower on his neck, which was his grandfathers choice. It was something Aaron was proud to wear. His pack advocated for nonviolence within their own community, and were staunchly Christian, almost to the point of being a cult. They were prepared for an attack, but nothing on the scale of what Lee had planned. 1m from Jonathan Edwards pack. Down towards Mecklenburg County. Stranger: John nodded in his approval. Its a very beautiful symbol. He complimented, before crossing his arms over his chest. He always tried his best to appear all rough and tough, ready to fight, but he just looked like a happy-go-lucky guy most of the time, which wasnt too far off from his personality. So tell me about yourself and the little lady right here. Gotta know who Im accepting, here. He let out a soft chuckle, tucking some curls behind his ear. Hopefully the Washington packs better prepared. You: My name is Aaron Burr, like said. My grandfather is - was - pack alpha, and my mother was second in line, and was third. My father was an advisor to my grandfather. m twenty two years old, have a JD in civil law, which practiced back home, but when Lees pack came, we had to flee. Theo is two years old, shes going to start pre-k next year - she had a daycare back home. Her favorite food is yogurt, and her favorite color is green. Aaron knew that if theyd be allowed to stay, it would be because of the Theodosias. And he planned to use that. Stranger: Oh, is that so? My little girl loves the color green as well. He beamed at the little girl before focusing back on Aaron. He looked like he was thinking it over. God, he could get in so much trouble - they were running short on resources as it was, as well as space, and accommodating for three more could cause problems. But... He couldnt just leave them. He heaved a heavy sigh, and ran his hand through his hair. Okay, okay. You seem like a good man, and dont want to see you three out on the street. You: Thank you, Aaron said, relieved. He pulled out his checkbook and wrote out a check for three thousand dollars, paid to the order of George Washington. Aaron was filthy rich, especially with everything that was left to him now that his parents and grandparents were dead. That should cover expenses for our first week, yes? Daycare for little Theo and rent? And protection should anyone come to look for him. Aaron knew what he was asking. He also knew that he shouldnt expect them to do this out of the goodness of their hearts. Stranger: John looked surprise as the check was slid over to him. They never got paychecks before - Alexander was taken into the pack so he wouldnt die, so they didnt expect him to pay. And James Reynolds never even offered. He knew he shouldnt be taking this mans money, but he put itin his pocket anyways. Ill discuss it with Wash, yeah. Well determine whether well take it or not. He smiled a little. Now, there are some rules youll have to abide by here. Youve gotta not hurt anybody, okay? Its one thing if its out of defense, but its another if you start it. You also have to be in complete control when you shift. Oh! And youve just gotta listen to whatever Washington tells you, okay? You: Take the money either way. cant expect your pack to let strangers live with you for nothing. Even if his own pack did. This would soothe over some of the hostility that John had been talking about. And the rest of that is fine. Theo doesnt have control yet completely, but shes a puppy. She doesnt bite people, shes more interested in belly rubs. Aaron ran his fingers up her sides and she squealed, Daddy! Stop it! No! But she was laughing and this seemed like a game for her that she and Aaron played often. Aaron returned his attention to John though. And my wife - Theodosia - she isnt in much condition to shift anymore. Aaron knew that she was going to die very soon. Stranger: John couldnt help but smile at their display, finding it absolutely adorable. Then you three are all set to stay for a little while! Though, Ive gotta warn you, its sort of... tense, in the pack. He sighed, a tired look on his face while he rubbed the bridge of his nose. James Reynolds was just stirring up a lot more trouble than he needed to, and since John was in charge of relations, dealing with him landed on his shoulders. But he still smiled at the two anyways, and slid out from his seat, shoving the rest of his fries into his mouth. You two need me to show you the way to the pack house? He muttered around the mouthful of fries. You: Please. Its past Theos bedtime. Il get her to bed, and then would like to call my wife. He would visit her, but Theodosia was adamant that Theo had a schedule and Aaron made her stick to it. Even in a situation like this. Theodosia was the better parent, Aaron was sure, but that didnt mean he slacked off. He just felt so unsure of himself, while she was a natural at this. It just meant he worked twice as hard to be a good parent to Theo. I can handle tense, as long as it doesnt get back to Theodosia. The last thing that she needed right now was more stress. Aaron would take care of his family. Stranger: You dont need to worry. Unless you want to go through our initiation, you arent part of the pack, so it wont involve you unless you thrust yourself into the problem, okay? He assured, patting him on the shoulder and grabbing his shake. Come on, its only a five minute drive from here, and the beds should be set up for you by now. He gave Aaron this soft little smile before walking out of the establishment doors, hopping into a little blue car a few parking spaces away from Aarons own car. He waited for the two to come out as well, quietly humming to himself. You: All that Aaron wanted was to go to bed with his wife there. But he knew that wouldnt happen, so he got into his little black Kia and hooked little Theo in. He pulled out and followed John, putting on some soft music that had Theo asleep before he even reached the house. It was a large house, and Aaron was surprised. He knew that this was the DC area, but he had expected more of a compound like back home. But this was a little different. He got out of the car, and took Theo out without waking her, going up to John. This it? He asked. Stranger: John slid out of his car and locked it up, looking incredibly proud of the house. Sure, he didnt own it, but he lived inside it as well and he absolutely loved Washington, like the father he always wanted. So of course he was gonna be proud of what his legacy has become. This it. He agreed with a happy little laugh, bounding up the steps leading to the mansion-sized house. Sure, it seemed like that on the outside, but plenty of people lived in here that it seemed plenty more full on the inside. Come on, your rooms upstairs. He hummed, bumping the front door open with his hip and going towards the stairs. You: Aaron held Theodosia close to him, pulling her tight so that no one could get to her without going through him, but no one seemed to want to take her from him. Which was good. That was the only sign of cowardice, as his grandfather called it, that he allowed. How many people live here? He asked. And if or when will get to meet Washington again? He wanted to deliver the news of his grandfathers death in person. It was only right that he heard it from the alpha of what remained of that pack. Which was Aaron, his wife, and his daughter. Stranger: Everyone seemed busy doing their own thing at the moment. Two men were quietly talking in the kitchen, their tall and burly demeanors not holding up with how they kept joking with each other, as well as a couple having a hushed conversation on the couch. Not counting you, theres eight people living here. My daughter and , those two in the kitchen Lafayette and Hercules, the Reynolds, and Washington and his wife. John hummed as he bounded his way up the stairs. And Washs probably in a meeting right now, so tomorrow morning, you two will probably meet. You: Aaron nodded, stifling a yawn after Theodosia just let one out. 1Il just take Theo to bed, then. We picked up some stuff on the way. Theyd literally had to flee, but Aaron had enough in his personal checking account to keep them going for years and years. Thank you so much for letting us stay with you. You dont know what it means to us. Stranger: Oh, sure do. Everyones been in shitty positions before. He waved it off as he got to the top step, walked down a small hallway, and stopped in front of one of the doors. Well! This is your room, sir. My rooms the very last one down this hall if you need me. He hummed a little bit, looking stuck in his own head for a moment, before gently touching Aarons shoulder. Dont be afraid to let me know if somethings wrong, yeah? Im here to help, we all are. You: Aaron relaxed into the touch and honest to God almost started crying. Probably would have if Theo hadnt been there with him. It was the first time since hed heard the commotion that meant Lees pack was there that he felt safe. And he knew he wasnt safe yet, but he felt like someone was there to help him out now, and it was an incredible feeling. I - We should get to bed. Thank you, John. For everything youve done for us. Stranger: John smiled a little seeing the man relax, and it made him happy to know he got the guy to calm down a little. Dont thank me. Just consider it something from one friend to the other. He held onto his shoulder for one more moment before clapping him on the back, putting his friendly smile back on. Now go, get some rest. Ive gotta go pick up my girl from daycare, but Ill be back in a few minutes. Breakfast is at 8 am tomorrow! He chirped, before beginning to bounce down the stairs. You: Aaron hadnt expected that theyd be fed. Not at all. It was a weird feeling. All that he wanted was for Theo to be safe. Theodosia as well, but Theo was his real concern. 1m so sorry. 1m so sorry, baby, he said quietly as he put her down to bed. He fell asleep as well, and he was up at 6:30 the next morning, making sure that both he and Theo looked their best. At 7:55, they were heading downstairs, trying to find the dining room. And they did fairly easily. He was quick to go introduce himself to Washington. Mr. Washington, Sir. Its a pleasure to see you again. My name is Aaron Burr, as 1m sure you know. Stranger: Everyone was already in the dining room, with the exception of John and one other, if the two absent seats meant anything. Everyone was busy chit-chatting, and a few kids - a young boy with curly hair, and a sweet blonde- haired girl - were playing around in the living room connected to the dining table. A few people glanced up at the new arrival, smelling the new scent when Aaron walked in, before going back to their conversations. Washington looked up from his own and smiled, pushing out of his seat and holding out a hand. Mr. Burr, pleasure to see you in my dining room. He laughed, wrinkles in the corners of his eyes. You: Aaron was relieved that the man was the same. All that he wanted was stability. This is my daughter, Theo, named after her mother, Theodosia. Theodosia sends her apologies for not being able to meet you herself. Of course, she had a good excuse, considering that she was dying and all. But Aaron and she had come to terms with that. As much as you could come to terms with something like that. Thank you for you gracious welcome. John was nothing but kind to us when he met up with us last night. Stranger: Well, pleasure to meet you, Theo. He waved at the sleepy girl, and was delighted when she waved back. He let out a heart laugh, and pat Aaron on the shoulder, similar to how John did the previous night. Ah, yes, John informed us of what you were doing here. We had a meeting last night while you slept, and the general consensus was that your stay has been permitted. All we ask is that you help us out on occasion, around the house, yes? Our whole pack is so big, this place just becomes a mess. He laughed again, before gesturing to a seat. Sit down, take a load off. Let the girl play. Breakfast should be ready soon. You: Aaron knew, he /knew/, objectively, that Theo was safe here. And he also knew that let the girl play was an order. And all that he wanted to do was defy that order and keep her on his lap, but she was squirming, too, and she wanted to play. So Aaron forced his muscles to move, to let her down. And she ran off to play with one of the other children. Aaron didnt let her out of his sight. Thank you, Sir. Of course can help when 1m needed. And Theo does what she can, as well, but shes so little that its not much. Stranger: The two other children playing gladly accepted Theo into their posse, the blonde a year older than the other two and showing them how to play with certain toys, trying her best to be sweet and polite. She just looked happy to have another friend, and a girl at that, so she could twirl around in her poofy dress and show it off. Oh darn, was gonna have the little one do my taxes. Washington joked with a bright laugh, just to help ease him in. The small talk continued for a few more minutes before a pair came out holding plates of pancakes up and down their arms - John, and Peggy, the nurse who settled Theodosia in last night. You: Aaron was gradually relaxing again. Washington was good at that. And he gradually let his attention drift from Theo to the conversation. 1 did want to find a better time to talk to you, Sir, he offered Washington. About some rather grim news. But 1d prefer not to spoil your breakfast. Itll only take a minute of your time, Sir. He knew how to be a good pack member. And he really was a good pack member, when given the opportunity. He knew how to brownnose. Stranger: The pair passed out pancakes ina certain hierarchy - Washington and his wife got their pancakes first, followed by the two pregnant members of the pack, Mrs. Reynolds and a woman with dark hair down to her waist, and then the rest of the betas got their food, John being the last one. The kids ran up to their parents to start eating, the little blonde girl running up to John and wiggling her fingers at him until he picked her up. Washington gave a small hum, a look of amusement on his face. He knew exactly what Aaron was doing. Dont act so nervous, Burr. Just spit it out, rip off the bandaid. You: This wasnt how things worked in his pack, so it threw Aaron off a little bit. But he knew that this would really spoil everything. George didnt know what Aaron was going to say, so of course it would be fine in front of the rest of the pack. Aaron could feel his throat get tight. It felt like a stone was trying to work its way up through his esophagus and he swallowed, putting his knife and fork down. Theo and are the last remaining members of my packs Alpha line. My mother and father and my grandparents were killed two nights ago, and everyone else has either fled or been integrated into Lees pack after they attacked us. wanted you to hear from me, as is customary. Stranger: Washington frowned a little bit, reaching out and patting the man on his shoulder. My deepest apologies, sir. But Im glad that you, at least, made it out alive. Youre a bright and strong young man for getting your family out. Stay here for as long as you need, and if you need a pack, this ones open for you. He assured with a little smile. He would have made an amazing dad, had his wife been able to conceive pups, but alas, she was sterile. But that was okay, it was part of the reason why Washington became alpha - to take care of people. You: Aaron didnt know what had to be done next. Hed never thought that they would offer him a place. Theo, maybe, but not him. And he would have let her stay, too. If it was okay with her, At least until he found a place. But the offer and the touch and affection and the admission that hed been through something and survived was suddenly too much for him. It broke whatever was letting him stay composed, whatever kept him from realizing how much losing his whole family /hurt/, and he quickly stood, breaking the contact. He found John and spoke to him. Could you - Could you watch Theo for a moment, please. He was going to start crying in less than a minute. Without waiting for an answer, he strode out of the room, found the nearest bathroom and shut himself in, finally letting himself cry. Stranger: John jumped in surprise hearing Aarons voice behind him, too focused on his daughters nonsensical story to notice he had approached. His face softened a little bit when he saw the look on the mans face, and reached out to touch him. But, sadly, he was gone before he could even say anything. He stayed at the table for a minute longer before turning to Eliza, whispering to her the situation, and she agreed to watch both Frances and Theo. He slid up from his chair and approached the bathroom, gently knocking on the door. Hey - Hey, Aaron? You still in here, buddy? He called out, listening intently for a response muddled in with the sobs. You: As soon as he heard a voice, Aarons sobs stopped. They burned his chest, but he just kept them in. No one would see him cry. No one. It was against pack rules. It was one of the things Aaron hated doing. Yes. Sorry, just a minute more. His voice sounded better than hed hoped, but it still sounded thick. He hated the thought of John seeing his weakness. Wheres Theo? He asked, cleaning his face as best he could before flushing the evidence of his tears. He didnt trust anyone but John and maybe Washington to watch her. 1 should - should head back to her. He cleared his throat and opened the door, hardly looking like he had been crying. Stranger: Theos okay, shes at the dining room with Frankie, sharing stories. He assured, patiently standing by the door. He knew by the sound of his voice and the sound of running water that Aaron was doing his best to hide his sobs. But he was smarter than that. Being the handler of relations really got you used to people and their emotions. When the door opened, however, John didnt move from his spot in the doorway. Instead, he dragged Aaron into a firm hug, not letting go right away. Its okay. Take all the time you need in here. just wanted to make sure you were doing okay and didnt fall in the toilet. He joked, just doing his best to lighten the mood, while he rubbed Aarons back gently. You: 419m fine, Aaron assured. Completely fine. Dont worry about me. That was another part of how he grew up. An adult wanting people to worry about them was hardly tolerated. Sorry. should get back to Theodosia right now. Shes - dont want to leave her alone. just want - Shes not used to not having any adult she knows there, and 1m sure shes doing fine, but just dont want anything to happen to her. He wasnt lying. That was part of the reason he wanted to get back, but the rest of it was to show that he was fine, that he could handle himself and his family. He was still a pup, really, when it came down to it. Stranger: John sighed and pulled away, seeing as Aaron wasnt going to reciprocate nor shove him away. He gave a small nod and stepped away, turning his back to Aaron as he began walking away. I already told you, Burr, come to me if you ever feel like you need to talk. That offer still stands, and will remain standing the longer you stay here. He hummed, disappearing around a corner as he appeared back in the dining room and sat his daughter back down in his lap. He resumed eating, while Frances and Theodosia continued to babble away as if he never appeared there. You: Aaron was quick to appear behind him, and returned to his seat as if nothing happened. He ignored the stares and got back to eating. He kept his head down. A few seconds later, Alexander burst through the door. Sorry 1m late! He exclaimed. Theres still food? Theres always still food, Eliza soothed, grinning at him. Come on, sit down. Aaron was curious about this new man, who was already piling his plate high with food. Hed made quite an entrance. You: ((Hey, have to go. Do you continue via email?)) Stranger: ((Yes, do!)) Stranger: ((My email is vargomaegmail.com if you wanna send me the last response)) You: ((Sounds good! Will do!))
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You: If youre hunting for women, if you cant be civil, or if youre otherwise not actually here to have a civilized conversation, please disconnect. If you spell the word you as u, if you dont feel like capitalizing the first letter of a sentence, or if youre going to excessively double-post, please disconnect. If you dont realize that its rude to hang-up on people, and that the disconnect button is for use on creeps and jerks, please disconnect. If you dont know how to just telax and have a conversation, and you expect a Tesponse to every single post you make within 60 seconds, please disconnect. And dont worry, Im not a snob. just dont want to deal with the typical Omegle behavior that plagues this site, and Im hoping you dont want to deal with it anymore then Ido. Stranger: Hi Drew, Im Reema You: Hi. Hows Chrome working out for you? Stranger: Working well. A little faster than Mozilla Firefox You: was thinking about what you said, wanting a fast browser. If you want a browser that will be easy on your computers resources, Id recommend Vivaldi. Ithas a nice feature called tab hibernation. You right click on a tab, click hibernate background tab, and then all background tabs in the window (not the active tab) stop using resources. Stranger: Wow sounds great. might do that You: But youll want to do more then just use another browser. Stranger: Yea, Ill need to throw my laptop off the window and buy a new one LOL You: If you block ads and JavaScript, think you might get a lot more life out of your current laptop. Stranger: Ah ha Stranger: Noted :) You: Is that your way of saying you want to change the subject? Stranger: No! You: Alright then. As for blocking JavaScript, thats the easy part. Its the same in Chrome and Vivaldi, because Vivaldi is based on Chrome. Stranger: Do find it in settings? You: Are you in Chrome now? Stranger: Yes, on my phone You: mean the desktop version of Chrome. Stranger: No, Im at work. Dont have my laptop here. Stranger: And on my work computer dont have Chrome You: suppose should start by telling you why youd want to block JavaScript. Stranger: Ok. Go ahead. You: Do you know what JavaScript is? Stranger: see it all the time but dont know what it is You: Basically, its part of the code of a webpage. And some websites have legitimate reasons for using it, such as Omegle and search-engines. But on most websites, most of the time: All it does is create annoyances, waste a lot of resources and show down the computer, and even break the website. Worse, if the websites trying to hack your computer, having JavaScript on will make it much easier. Stranger: see. Thats why many times Im asked if want to allow JavaScript on some sites You: On your laptop? Stranger: Yes Stranger: And work computer too You: suppose if the JavaScript is really acting up, Firefox and Chrome might ask you about it. Stranger: see. Ill see if can block it on Chrom on my laptop but of course Ill have to allow it to run for sites that use it, right? You: The whole point of blocking JavaScript, is to keep sites that want to use JavaScript from using it. If youre on a site that doesnt use JavaScript anyway, blocking JavaScript isnt going to do anything. Stranger: Ohhhh see. But then some sites wont run properly if they need JavaScript, right? You: Thats right. But you can tum JavaScript on for those sites. Stranger: Yea thats what was saying. Alright then, Ill do that You: In the address bar, on the far-left where you see the globe or lock icon, click the icon. On the drop-down menu, at the very bottom, click Site settings. Stranger: Ok You: In the options screen that comes up, under JavaScript, select Do not allow any site to run JavaScript. Then click the Done button. That will disable JavaScript. Stranger: Ok. Will do that. Thanks! You: Then, if youre on a site where you want JavaScript, click the globelock again. But this time, dont click Site settings. In the drop-down menu, next to JavaScript, there will be a Block (default). Click on that, and select Always allow on this site. Stranger: Ah ha. see You: That takes care of JavaScript. Theres still ads. Stranger: need to do a couple things and will be back in like 5 minutes. If you cant wait, understand You: Actuality, can wait. Im pretty hungry, Ill go make some food. Stranger: Haha Pretty hungry here too. grabbed 2 slices of pizza leftover from yesterday and heated them up in the microwave You: As for ad-blocking, the quick and dirty way is to install an ad-blocking extension. Id recommend Adguards ChromeVivaldi extension. You can get it here: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adguard- adblocker/bgnkhhnnamicmpeenaelnjfhikgbkllg Stranger: Yes, havent installed it yet. But Ive saved the link You: But the quick and dirty way isnt the best way. Stranger: Why? :( You: My understanding is that ChromeVivaldi extension capabilities are quite limited, ChromeVivaldi doesnt let extensions do too too much (that would be a security risk). think an ad-blocking extension will still let the ads download, and sometimes execute their code. Its just that the ad gets striped out while the webpage is loading. In other words, its not completely blocking ads, its more of a patch job. Stranger: see Stranger: cant claim to fully understand lol but think comprehend it enough You: There is an Adguard program available. Its a system tool, like a firewall or a virus scanner. It can fully block ads (I put fully in quotes, because any adblocker can only block ads that are in its database, or or ads the user tells the adblocker about). Stranger: If thats gonna be like too heavy for my old laptop or if it costs money, wont use it. You: dont think its going to be too heavy. It frees up resources, so its heaviness is negative, it takes weight off of your laptop. But it does cost money: $20 to get it for a year, and $50 to get it for life. Stranger: Nope. Wont pay for that. Its not like my laptop is completely dysfunctional. And with the exchange rate, thats a lot of money Stranger: But thank you for the suggestion You: How much money? You: In America, $20 would be going out to eat, and $50, suppose, would be going out to eat at a fancy restaurant. Stranger: Im checking todays exchange rate on Google... Stranger: $20 EGP 361.60 Stranger: $50 EGP 904 You: Thats just a meaningless number to me. It doesnt tell me what you can do with that money. Stranger: For a meal in a decent restaurant Id pay around EGP 100 (more or less) Stranger: For a meal in a fancy restaurant, maybe EGP 350-500?! Stranger: Or maybe even less... Not sure You: Well, thats a lot less then in America! Or maybe that should be a lot more. Stranger: Yea.. dont know. Of course things would be cheaper here, unless theyre impoeted. But generally speaking an average person in America would have a much better standard of living than an average person in Egypt You: What really matter isnt how much money you make, but what you can do with it. To be frank: Im suppressed there isnt an infulex of people from wealthy countries, into countries where people are making a dollar a day. If people are making a dollara day, that dollar mist go pretty far! You: must go pretty far Stranger: No, it doesnt. It remains to be one dollar. And it doesnt achieve much. And the poorer the country, the worst it is for residents. And Im not an economic expert, so Ill stop here.. hehe You: It it simply remained one dollar, people wouldnt be in jobs like that. What are they going to do: Go to McDonalds, and get a small fries form the dollar menu? Id be surprised if that would even replace the calories they spent working, and then they wouldnt have any money for anything else. Stranger: People who make a dollar a day dont eat McDonalds. Its super fancy for them. They eat cheap local food. Probably enough calories but not good nutrition. And there are so many people who struggle to buy enough food everyday, although its cheap. You: Thats kind of my point. How are you going to get local food that cheap in America. Stranger: Ah so you mean its more expensive there You: Whats more expensive there? Stranger: Food in US You: Yep. Stranger: All people know who traveled to America before said that food there is much cheaper and many of them gave examples and it made sense, so dont know, it could be the exchange rate after the recent floating of the Pound You: Do you know anyone form somewhere where people make a dollar a day? Stranger: see poor people on the streets here all the time time. imagine they make a lot less than a dollara day You: But Id imagine they get charity, and welfare payments from the state. Stranger: Lol we have no welfare payments. They would get some charity from others, but thats not guaranteed and not always enough. And Im sure there are people who have dignity not to ask for help You: Itd be interesting to see how they live. Maybe we could leam a thing or two about saving money from them. Stranger: Its not a pleasant thing to see. It means they cant afford basic needs. Personally, it makes me even more grateful to God for what have, and not take things for granted. And think of how could be of help to those people in need. You: It wouldnt be pleasant to see. But it doesnt mean we cant leam something. And if we do lean how to save money from them, all the more reason to give to charity.
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You: m 18 Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: F 16 You: bot Stranger: No You: ok nice You: where are you from? Stranger: North Stranger: Carolina You: Ok Yo found that your smile is pretty nice You: am i right Stranger: Idk You: do you study in high school Stranger: Yeah You: Good Stranger: Dou You: yeah just cleared it few days ago Stranger: Nice You: can i have your any social media account You: no problem if you dont want to give Stranger: Give what You: do you use facebook Yo rinstagram You: im talking about that stuff Stranger: No You: no problem Stranger: What u look like Yo what are your dreams ahead You: j look like.....181cms tall and.....a 80 cms chest Stranger: Hair color You: and somehow bit dark in complexion You: black Stranger: Eyes You: Black Stranger: Me You: Though i like blue eyes Stranger: Pale Stranger: Blue eyes You: love them Stranger: Me to You: Do you have any boyfriend? Stranger: Yeah You: Ok nice Yo really think that you have cute smile Yo also dont know why? You: i want to see it Stranger: No You: what? Stranger: Sorry meant Stranger: Why You: just imagination You: no problem thanks You: So anything else you want to ask Stranger: Idk You: whats your name Stranger: Nattily You: hmm nice name Stranger: Whats your You: Susheel You: so what you look like Stranger: Skinny Stranger: Big ass You: :) really nice Stranger: U gotta big dick You: yeah aroun 8.5 inches You: Do you need it Stranger: No You: you like big dicks You: right Stranger: Maybe You: ....0k Stranger: U got one You: Yeah i got ound 21 cm You: and 4cm thick Stranger: Wow Stranger: got bid titts Stranger: Big You: you would like it inside you You: your tits Stranger: Yeah You: yes You: j will smooch them You: are you virgin Stranger: Plz do Stranger: No Stranger: You: yes iam Yo ecause im shy You: in real life Stranger: Hello You: hi hen i will untie hook of your bra Yo nd just rub my dick on your nipples You: and when you start moaning i will give my dick in your mouth Stranger: tease Stranger: Suck Stranger: Spit You: i will give you deep in your throat You: till you beg me You: to exit You: and the kiss you Stranger: U cum in my mouth Stranger: swallo You: not that fast my queen You: i will go down to your clits Stranger: finger You: and just kiss them for a while and tease them You: rub it up and down You: kissing legs Stranger: stop u You: lol You: no stop Stranger: go down Stranger: Kissing You: mmmm Stranger: kiss your dick Stranger: Tease with my tounge Stranger: Up and down You: oh yes Stranger: U push my head down Stranger: put it deep Stranger: gag You: you cannot take the whole in your mouth lol Stranger: U dont know my mouth You: oh You: ok Stranger: spit Stranger: suck hard Your i really like that Stranger: start moving up and down You: yes Stranger: gag You: im rock hard Stranger: m wet You: i want to eat your clits Stranger: Go Stranger: Down Strange n Stranger: Me Stranger: Plz You: and then rub my dick You: on your opennings Stranger: Yess You: finger your vagina You: then slowly kissing your hips You: and then pushing my dick slowly inside you Stranger: maon Stranger: Moan Your: j will the increase my spped You: then* Stranger: grab your ass Stranger: Push u in me You: and then give you whole of my dick in you You: with thrusts Stranger: m wet so wet You: will continue You: and make it to doggy stile now You: and get it very fast You: while slapping your butts You: that big round ass Stranger: It jiggles Yo will make them red by fucking you hard You: iam about to cum You: would like to give my dick again in your mouth You: and fuck that mouth hard You: and then cum on your face
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20190504195604
You: (college au, 2am) Did something dumb. You still up? DG Stranger: Yes. - BW You: Great. Can you pick me up? Or send someone to pick me up? DG Stranger: What happened? - BW You: Went clubbing. Did dumb shit. Paparazzi started snapping pics when they realized it was me. Might have punched someone. DG Stranger: Reckless. - BW You: You know me. DG You: Listen, Im fucked up on god only knows what and dont want to have to walk all the way home. A ride, please? DG Stranger: Ill ask Alfred. - BW You: Thank you, B. DG Stranger: Of course. - BW You: Im going to be in the papers tomorrow. Are you upset? DG Stranger: upset is hardly the right word. - BW You: Right. Should have known that one. DG You: He also threatened to sue, by the way. So. Sorry. DG Stranger: WHo? - BW You: Guy punched. DG Stranger: Who was it? - BW You: Some guy feeling me up after I said no. DG Stranger: Ah, see. - BW Stranger: If he sues, Ill just call Harvey. - BW You: In my defense, told him no like three times. He should have stopped. DG Stranger: He should have. - BW You: Im pretty sure theres a picture of me punching him. DG You: Maybe a picture of me doing coke off the bar. DG Stranger: Wow. - BW Stranger: mean, we dealt with that before. - Bw You: just thought Id let you know before you saw it on the news or in the paper or something. The gossip column loves me you know. DG Stranger: You act like they dont love me, which is slightly offending. - BW You: Youre old news now Bruce, its fine when you do coke off a stripper but do a body shot off ONE guy when Im eighteen and its everywhere. DG Stranger: suppose should consider botox and a fake tan. - BW You: Gross. Do not. DG Stranger: Anything to stay in the limelight. - BW You: Should come out with me to the club next time! DG You: (brb sorry!) Stranger: Sounds like a perfectly nice way to waste my evening. - BW You: It would be fun! DG Stranger: Not my kind of fun. - BW You: You dont ever have fun. DG Stranger: have plenty. - BW Stranger: But dont need any more bad press about being a bad influence on you. - BW You: So come be a good influence and stop me from doing drugs or punching someone. DG Stranger: wouldve done both those things. - Bw You: Yeah, figured. DG You: Maybe you did spoil me too much. DG Stranger: Possibly. - BW You: You still spoil me a little too much. DG You: You never let Jason and Tim get away with this shit. DG Stranger: dont think that comparison should be drawn. - BW You: Why not? DG Stranger: Because. - BW You: Oh my god, for once in your life you dont have an excuse ready. DG You: Are you really my Bruce? DG Stranger: Of course am. - BW Stranger: just dont have to explain myself all the time. - BW You: Uh huh. Of course thats the reason. DG You: Its not because Im your favorite or anything. DG Stranger: Were not talking about that - BW You: Its true though. DG Stranger: No talking. - BW You: You going to shut me up? DG Stranger: will put my phone on mute. - BW You: Mean. DG Stranger: Effective. - BW You: Ill just come bother you when get home. DG Stranger: Alright, sure - BW You: You brought this on yourself! Remember that! DG Stranger: How? - BW You: You agreed to let me bother you! Im not leaving you alone until pass out. DG You: Which might be never, holy shit Im wired. DG Stranger: Alight, fair. - BW You: Dont want to be alone right now anyway. Alfred offered to make me tea! Were almost home, by the way. DG Stranger: Wonderful- - BW You: Hey. DG You: Love you. DG Stranger: Mhhm - BW You: Good enough guess. DG Stranger: try. - BW You: Remind me again why dont run off and join the circus again? DG Stranger: because youre a spoiled cat - BW You: Youre right. Maybe you should stop spoiling me so much. DG Stranger: but you like being spoiled - BW You: Ill find someone else to spoil me. Get a real sugar daddy. DG Stranger: Bad idea. - BW You: Why? DG You: You gonna be too jealous? BW Stranger: No, just dont think youd enjoy that lifestyle in the long run - BW You: Boring and untrue. As long as theres enough wine and spoiling Id be fine. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW Stranger: Well, in that case - BW You: Aw come on, you cant let me go that easy. DG Stranger: Already sent Alfred in to pack your bags. - BW You: Id be worried, but hes still making me tea. DG Stranger: Mh. - BW You: Youd miss me too much anyway. DG Stranger: Thats true - BW You: You love me too much to let me go. DG Stranger: mh - BW You: Plus youd get jealous because Harveys been flirting with me. DG You: think hed buy me plenty of nice wine. DG Stranger: Excuse me. - BW Stranger: Harvey is mine. - BW Stranger: No. - BW You: Is he? DG Stranger: Yes. - BW You: Oops. DG Stranger: What, oops? - BW You: Nothing. DG Stranger: swear to god, if hes messing around with you Ill go into an early midlife crisis - BW You: If say no will you believe me? DG Stranger: Ill ask him. - BW You: Yikes. DG You: You might not want to do that. DG Stranger: This is serious - BW You: How serious? DG Stranger: Very. - BW You: Oops. DG Stranger: Dick. - BW You: Yes? DG Stranger: Bad. - BW You: Sorry. DG Stranger: You should be. - BW You: Are you mad? DG Stranger: Mh - BW You: Does it make it better or worse if say Jason is doing it too? DG Stranger: Sleeping with my on and off boyfriend? - BW Stranger: What do you think? - BW You: Really, it was all Harveys idea. DG Stranger: Hardly makes it better. - BW Stranger: Listen, Im going to bed. Remember to drink your water. - BW You: B, hey, Im sorry! didnt realize it was that big of a deal. DG Stranger: Get some sleep, too, alright? - BW You: Bruce, cmon. Dont be like this. DG Stranger: Im not being like anything, just dont want you to wake up and feel bad tomorrow. - BW You: Youre grumpy Ive been messing with Harvey. DG Stranger: Im speechless that hes been messing with my sons, yes. - BW You: Are you mad at him or me? DG Stranger: Mad isnt the right word. - BW You: Upset? DG You: Disappointed? DG Stranger: Stop it. Leave it be. - BW You: Im sorry, Bruce. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW You: didnt know you two were like that. He made it seem like it was no big deal. DG Stranger: Its a whole mess you dont need to get involved in. - BW You: Im kinda involved already. DG Stranger: Dick. - BW Stranger: dont want to talk about this. - BW You: We cant just not talk about this. DG Stranger: Not talking about things isnt hard. - Bw You: Not talking about things just fucks it up more later. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW Stranger: If you insist. - BW Stranger: Harvey is very, very important to me. He has been for a long time, and he always will be. know that hes dealing with some things, but Ill always be by his side and on his side. - BW know him and appreciate him in a deep way. - Bw You: So why is it a big deal if Im with him when youre not? DG Stranger: Do you really want me to spell this out for you? - BW You: Yes. DG Stranger: Hes betraying my trust with this. - BW Stranger: And had hoped it wouldnt happen. - Bw You: Why is this him betraying your trust? DG Stranger: Im rather certain he knows what feel for him. - BW Stranger: And you two are my sons. - BW Stranger: Sons. - BW You: Im sorry. DG You: shouldnt have been a part of that. DG Stranger: No, you really shouldnt have. - BW You: Id do anything to make it up to you. DG Stranger: dont want you to do shit, Dick. - BW You: Right, sorry. Ill just go to bed. DG Stranger: A good idea. - BW You: Ill talk to Jay. Make sure it doesnt happen again. DG Stranger: You stay out of this, its none of your business what Jason does - BW You: It kinda is when were banging the same guy. DG Stranger: Do you want to make me angry? - BW You: delayed No, no, sorry. DG Stranger: Thought so. - BW You: had my reasons. DG You: Not that it matters. DG Stranger: Are you trying to be passive aggressive now? - BW You: No, B. Sorry. DG Stranger: But tell me - what reasons did you have? - BW Stranger: ((Im actually really sorry this turned so angsty?? had no intention of that happening but Bruce having a crush on Harvey is one of my main headcanons and simply could not move away from that)) You: (ah youre fine dont worry!!!) You: long delay You dont want to hear it. DG Stranger: think need to hear it. - BW You: couldnt have you and he was the next best thing. DG Stranger: delay Alright. - BW You: Thats it? Alright? DG Stranger: What do you want me to say? - BW Stranger: hardly what expected - BW You: Nothing. DG You: dont care. DG Stranger: You dont care? - BW You: Nope. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW You: think Im going to go stay the night at a friends. DG Stranger: You just came home. Go to bed. - BW You: dont want to be here. DG Stranger: You were the one who wanted to talk about things. - BW Stranger: And didnt want to just silence them. - Bw Stranger: Made your bed. - BW You: Right, and now Im upset lying in it, so Im going to stay somewhere else tonight. DG Stranger: Dick. Go to bed. - BW Stranger: dont want you to leave. - BW You: Why not? DG Stranger: Because youre high and emotional. - Bw You: Im always high and emotional. DG Stranger: Its moments like these were question why youre my favourite. - BW You: always wonder why Im your favorite. Jason is the one that always wants your attention, Tim does well in his classes and never causes any trouble. DG You: Im just a fucked up mess. DG Stranger: Weve known each other longest. Youre almost my age. - BW You: Believe me, Im aware. DG Stranger: Thats why youre different. - BW Stranger: Youre legally my son but thats it. - BW You: Never really felt like your son. DG You: Felt different. Closer. DG Stranger: Yes, it did. - BW You: Weve always been closer. DG Stranger: Yes, thts true. - BW You: kissed you before moved into the dorms my freshman year and we havent talked about it since. DG Stranger: We didnt. You know like to not talk about things. - BW You: know. DG You: You kissed back. thought youd ask me to stay at home. DG Stranger: You need College. - BW You: didnt need to live in the dorms. DG You: live here now most of the time anyway and still manage to go to my classes. DG Stranger: thought you wanted to get out. - BW You: wanted to see what it would be like if left. DG Stranger: And, what was it like? - BW You: missed you. DG You: missed Alfreds cooking the most, but I missed you a lot. DG Stranger: Good to know - BW You: still miss you when stay at my place. DG Stranger: Its different when youre not here. - Bw You: Thats why never leave. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW You: Ill stay the night. DG You: If Im still upset in the morning Im going to stay at my place. DG Stranger: Oh, if youre still upset? - BW Stranger: What are you upset about? - BW You: Fine. If Im still pouting because you dont want me. DG Stranger: You really are a spoiled brat. - BW You: Whose fault was that? DG Stranger: Its certainly biting me in the ass now. - BW You: Should have told me no more probably. DG You: Or stopped supporting my drug habits when went to college. DG Stranger: never was a parent. - BW You: Never. DG You: You were sweet though. Bought You: me everything could ever want. DG Stranger: tried. - BW You: delayed Can come crawl in bed with you? DG Stranger: dont know, can you? - BW Yo iod youre the worst. DG You: Im going to come get in your bed with you, and you have to deal with me kicking in my sleep. DG Stranger: Alright. - BW You: Really? DG Stranger: Yes. - BW You: Fuck. Okay, hold on. Let me try to not be a mess. DG Stranger: Sure, you may try. - BW You: know youve seen me at my worst, but that doesnt mean want you to see me like that. DG Stranger: Mh hm - BW You: Youll still tell me how pretty am right? DG Stranger: No - BW You: Thats not nice. DG Stranger: You slept with the man who owns my heart, Dick. - BW You: That doesnt stop me from being pretty! DG Stranger: It sure stops me from telling you you are. - BW You: said was sorry! DG Stranger: Well, that just solves every problem. - Bw Stranger: Are you coming? Because Im going to turn my phone off now. - BW You: Coming! Coming. DG Stranger: Good. - BW You: Dont be grumpy when get there. DG Stranger: ...-BW You: Cmon, cant deal with you being grumpy / and/ coming down from my high. DG Stranger: come over. - BW Stranger: Im turning the phone off now. - BW And Ill probably be half asleep. - BW Stranger: Dont expect much conversation. - BVW You: Thats fine. Im coming. DG Stranger: ((no response)) You: B, do need to bring pillows? DG Oh my god did you actually turn off your phone? DG The worst. DG You: (paras?) Stranger: ( actually have to go really soon - would you like to continue via email? We dont have to, this was fun! :) )) You: (yeah thats fine!) Stranger: ((my email is wallissat-online.de - could you maybe send me the log? It wont save here for somer eason)) You: (sure!) Stranger: (thanks a ton!) You: (do you just want me to start paragraphs or just send you the log?) Stranger: ((Whatever youd prefer, honestly :) )) Stranger: ((thank you and talk to you soon! :) )
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BruDick
20180726123555
You: boy Stranger: Woman You: how old are you? Stranger: 32 Stranger: You hon? You: oh im 17 Stranger: Are you gonna tell on me if get dirty with you? You: no haha Stranger: Because youre underage You: no Stranger: Am too old for you? You: no i like older women Stranger: Good Stranger: like young cock Stranger: So virile You: why do you like my young cock haha Stranger: Because its wrong You: oh i see You: thats funny Stranger: like how quick they get hard You: 000 Stranger: like how energetic young studs are You: yes its true Stranger: Mm You: was watching some porn earlier Stranger: Milf? You: yes giving a good blowjob Stranger: The step mom stuff is super popular now lol Stranger: Is it wrong to think about that ..? You: My cock gets hard when i watch milf porn Stranger: get so wet watching Stranger: like the POV ones but wish they would do a POV from the womans perspective Stranger: guess the camera would be bouncing a lot lol You: what should i do with my cock? and yes i bet you would love that Stranger: Stroke it baby. You already are You: no i was humping my blanket actually haha Stranger: Oh poor baby Stranger: You didnt try and make it like a pussy did you? You: no maam Stranger: Theres a better way You: ? Stranger: You can fake a pussy Stranger: Kind of You: how Stranger: Take a quart size ziploc bag and out lots of lotion in it Stranger: Then you put it between the mattress and frame or couch cushions Stranger: Then you can fuck that You: oh nice dont have any lotion though Stranger: Poor boy You: yikes what if i tell on you? will you get in truoble? Stranger: could yes You: IM TELLING YIKES Stranger: Youre bluffing You: but i dont know who you are?? Stranger: Right You: but i could send this to someone and if they wanted to they could get you in trouble Stranger: Were just talking You: yes You: but that convo is not allowed either Stranger: And? You: Just saying you could get in trouble Stranger: know You: the IC3.gov is a website people can report stuff they dont like online among others Stranger: Ok You: ok indeed You: harumph
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mommy
20190128142238
You: F Stranger: M You: 18 Stranger: Btw didnt ask for your age? You: oh You: Its what all people do dont know why lol Stranger: dont want to know where are you from either You: Oh okay Stranger: just want to know, how are you? You: thought u were a horny person like those other weirdos! You: Im great Stranger: Hows life? You: normal standards Stranger: Good to know that You: Yeah You: Wait Im gonna come back gotta do something ill take 20 seconds Stranger: What do you is the purpose of your life? Stranger: Think* You: Back You: https://yourmy.monster/v.php? Qcxr32luccxeFSG6G. Youtube.com You: find this video funny You: Anyways my purpose is living Stranger: Living like? You: To my fullest Stranger: Bc now know your age You: yeah Stranger: can say that its the beauty of your age You: since weve just started talking and Ive said Im 18 thats logical Stranger: Can you share it with me what are your goals You: hmm You: To manipulate someone into thinking Im 18 and Im a female but in reality Im 10 and male You: thats my only goal to be honest You: And Ive possibly completed it right now Stranger: Its important to manipulate someone to live a materialistic life You: ehm.. Yo you dont care Im 10 and male You: sorry man ur cool but gotta skip dude Stranger: But dont care if youre male a male or 10 years old. You: alright Ive changed my mind You: are you some kind of therapist because you look like one Stranger: just wanted to know hows your life if Id rate it its goijfnalringhrtghdos hells Ops You: had a stroke right there Stranger: And what are the things you want to achieve in your life You: If Id rate it its decent my goals are being a lawyer or estate agent and promised myself Id be a gamer till die Stranger: Thats good Stranger: Always Be proud of yourself You: Im happy your not one of those dudes who say I want to rip your bras and panties out You: Some dude said that to me You: he literally asked for my panties color You: told him were a male he skipped so fast didnt even realize Stranger: Dont curse anyone in your life You: never Ive never Stranger: Every soul has its own speciality You: True Stranger: Take you as an example Stranger: You can be good to some Stranger: But not all You: Yeah Stranger: It works likewise You: also have copied and pasted this whole chat and is gonna paste it here You: Omegle Youre chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH THE CHINESE PEOPLE AGAINST THE CCP! You both like Tik tok. F M18 Btw didnt ask for your age? oh Its what all people do dont know why lol dont want to know where are you from either Oh okay just want to know, how are you? thought u were a horny person like those other weirdos! Im great Hows life? normal standards Good to know that Yeah Wait Im gonna come back gotta do something ill take 20 seconds What do you is the purpose of your life? Think* Back https:// yourmy.monster/v.php? Qcxr32luccxeFSG6G. Youtube.com find this video funny Anyways my purpose is living Living like? To my fullest Bc now know your age yeah can say that its the beauty of your age since weve just started talking and Ive said Im 18 thats logical Can you share it with me what are your goals hmm To manipulate someone into thinking Im 18 and Im a female but in reality Im 10 and male thats my only goal to be honest And Ive possibly completed it right now Its important to manipulate someone to live a materialistic life ehm.. so you dont care Im 10 and male sorry man ur cool but gotta skip dude But dont care if youre male a male or 10 years old. alright Ive changed my mind are you some kind of therapist because you look like one just wanted to know hows your life going if Id rate it its goijfnalringhrtghdos hells oops had a stroke right there And what are the things you want to achieve in your life If Id rate it its decent my goals are being a lawyer or estate agent and I promised myself Id be a gamer till die Thats good Always Be proud of yourself Im happy your not one of those dudes who say I want to rip your bras and panties out Some dude said that to me he literally asked for my panties color told him were a male he skipped so fast didnt even realize Dont curse anyone in your life never Ive never Every soul has its own speciality True Take you as an example You can be good to some But not all Stop Type your message... You: alright done Stranger: Do whatever makes you happy but You: Mhm? Stranger: Do always think of the saddest person youve ever met You: uhh yeah Stranger: And think if it can help him to be happy You: it was some weirdo dude asking for my mom to have s** with her and he climbed on to our balcony staring at us he was crying You: he was the saddest dude ever You: also he committed first-degree murder You: and my mom had been with him for a year Stranger: only said this bc it will help you in takin major decisions of your life You: Yeah well thanks it was really motivational Yo nd your really nice! Yo ello are you goe You: gone* Stranger: Youre nice too You: Thanks You: if u want we can chat more if u have either tiktok or twitter You: nvm tiktok is bad Stranger: And as you said, live your life to the fullest You: yeah alaywasysyajsjkaos eah alawyaysi eah always You: Yeah always* Stranger: But never hurt anyone..ok You: yeah Stranger: It was nice talking to you You: You too! Stranger: Bye You: Bye!
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Tik tok
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Tik Tok
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Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: like butt Stranger: Especially big butt You: me too Stranger: like massive booty You: ok what else Stranger: Anime You: what about hentai Stranger: Hell yeah Stranger: It got got da big booty You: how old are you Stranger: 7 Stranger: mean 7 and a half You: are you sure its not 17 Stranger: No You: maybe you forget 1 Stranger: No Stranger: Ima a big boy Stranger: How old are you You: 18 Stranger: Woah Stranger: Thats how old my mommmy is You: are you kidding me Stranger: No m using her phone Stranger: My grandma is 32 You: from where are you Stranger: Texas You: and your mom she dont know that you are using her phone
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Anime
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Stranger: M You: W Stranger: Age You: 12345678910 Stranger: Wow thats old You: Yes Stranger: Do you have any wisdom for me You: ? Stranger: Uhh Stranger: What were dinosaurs like You: Oh they were nice as hell dude they invited me to a party one time Stranger: Cool cool Stranger: Was Jesus real? You: Oh Jesus oh me and that guy were the best of friends Stranger: Woah You: Yah Stranger: How did they build the pyramids? You: Well that put some water inside of sand which made it kind of sticky then they placed sand bricks on one another Stranger: Crazy You: Yah man Stranger: So no aliens? You: No their fake as hell Stranger: Damn You: Yah Stranger: Well thanks for this info You: Yah man np Stranger: Peace You: ✌️
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Dating
20210430055419
Stranger: Hi You: hey Stranger: M You: f Stranger: 25 You: 20 Stranger: Finally no boy Stranger: No bot mean You: j understand Stranger: You: but ij am not horny either. You: i am just a stranger who wants to talk Stranger: Me also not You: good Stranger: Same. Here You: that makes two of us then Stranger: Yeah You: its pretty hard to find someone Stranger: Its difficult to find human Stranger: Then a human whos not horny Stranger: Impossible You: oh i dont know about that though You: ha. Stranger: was getting lot of bots You: yeah true that. Stranger: F19,horny and bored Stranger: You: yeah excatly Stranger: dont know who thinks about all this stuff You: exactly** Stranger: People are so free in this world You: and some dicks too... You: looking for sex talk... Stranger: guess lots and lots of dicks Yo an do they really exist. Yo dont know strange men and weird people You: so what brings you here? Stranger: Suddenly it seems there is only one thing in world Stranger: Just sex Stranger: Thatsit You: haha true that too Stranger: Was not getting sleep Stranger: And you You: you know i am screwed up a bit, demotivated and Stranger: What happened You: half drunk on coffee You: :D Stranger: You: i have a paper due tomorrow You: and i am no where near to the completion. if you know what i mean Stranger: Yeah can totally relate to it You: exactly Stranger: Only 5 years back there was no Omegle so that could talk about it Stranger: You: and then your teachers are like putting so pressure You: yeah exactly Stranger: Teachers are there to put pressure only Stranger: There sole motivation You: its because you are a strangeriama stranger Stranger: Not to make people learn You: yeah exactly but yeah that is what Stranger: am guessing you are from india You: so basically they have so much expectations and i done with that You: yeah i guess you are too You: :D Stranger: And guess you are from Delhi or mumbai You: nope you missed that You: but lets try not to guess from where we are Stranger: It was a total bluff You: and all the other strange questions Stranger: You mean personal that can creep you out Stranger: Totally get it Stranger: So what this paper is about? You: i am okay with that. It doesnt creep me out you might heard about dissertation right? You: research paper! Stranger: Hein Stranger: Never in my life heard sucha difficult word Stranger: You: yeah so kinda i am doing something related to women and protest movements and feminism stuff You: you are being sarcastic. Stranger: Not this time You: yeah yeah You: hey anyways thanks for talking man. i really appreciate it. Stranger: Whats your research topic You: women in protest movements Stranger: Stop saying as if am doing any favour You: oh you are. You: its 12 42 and you are having completely wasted conversation with a stranger Stranger: You are collecting datas and all Stranger: How many women participated You: yeah kind i already did that interviews and all. Stranger: What problems they face You: j have the data You: the problem is typing you know. Stranger: Haha You: no actually iits about how over time things have changed You: like women are coming up You: some are leading things Stranger: Well in my opinion women were always leading You: and how the society sees them you know and how they have to change their perspective in seeing them Stranger: Will always lead You: yeah they are. but you patriarchy society and the change You: over time its increasing Stranger: Hmm Stranger: Interesting topic You: that is exactly the problem You: to cut copy paste there are no materials so 80 pages i have to do on my own You: j have contributed to 50 Stranger: Try Google,check some apps will be there which can type what you speak Stranger: If you use Android try Google Assistant You: yeah if you are generalisingyou might get You: but since iam doing it on a specific region You: yeah its tough Yo nyways thanks Yo tw i have to go. You: thanks for the small convo Stranger: Ok You: bye goodnight. Stranger: My pleasure mam Stranger: Take care Stranger: Bye
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20180329184551
You: hi Stranger: hey looking for nudes? not a bot Stranger: new chat site that blocks bots with a human verification youre welcome xd. its You: no
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20201109001509
Stranger: M normal chat here You: F You: S You: Ok Stranger: Hello Stranger: From? You: Where are you from You: Hi Stranger: India You: State Stranger: Banglore You: Ho Stranger: u You: Ongole Stranger: Name? Stranger: cool Stranger: am from AP too i am working there Stranger: name? You: Stranger: telugu valla? You: S Stranger: Rajesh You: Hooo Stranger: what do you do? You: B.tech completed searching for job Stranger: hmm Stranger: fine Stranger: am working in banking sector. Stranger: currently working from home Stranger: It is related to techinical You: Hooo Stranger: yeah Stranger: Hobbies? You: Design and shopping You: U r hobbies Stranger: Badminton music dance Stranger: i like cooking too Stranger: :) You: Hooo Stranger: in which stream you did b tech You: Ece Stranger: hmm Stranger: thats cool Stranger: how is your life during covid You: Eating sleeping enjoying You: U Stranger: Strange Stranger: am doing work then eating.. You: S Stranger: cool Stranger: can i ask one? You: S Stranger: do you have long hair? You: No Stranger: cool Stranger: like long hair just asked.. You: Hoo You: Why most of men like long hair in girls Stranger: idk Stranger: lol You: Mean You: Idk mean Stranger: i do not know Stranger: :) Stranger: what else? Stranger: do you have bf? You: No Stranger: never had one here.. Stranger: can i ask one? You: S Stranger: Here for? You: S Stranger: am here to make friends.. Stranger: if you are fine can we become frineds? You: think the website is for time pass and for forgetting the work stress and beeing peace for some time Stranger: hmm Stranger: trust me if ido any misbehave with you Stranger: you can delete me or block me You: S You: But Stranger: yeah You: w Stranger: i do not get You: will tell you one but dont like me You: As friend Stranger: meeku istam ledaa Stranger: just be friends.. meeku free vunnappudu text me.. You: Nenu okati cheptha tharvatha mii istame maripodhi Stranger: cheppandi Stranger: parledu You: am M Stranger: brooo You: Yes bro Stranger: superb brooo Stranger: okay okay. You: Nenu kuda ammailu kosamee vethukulata Stranger: sarey broo byee You: Ainaa ladies Lo long hair enduku like chestharu bro
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India
20210203124529
You: Hi Stranger: Hey You: m or f? Stranger: F, you? You:m You: 18 Stranger: 18 too You: cool, you up to sext? Stranger: Thats what Im on here for You: you wearing any panties Stranger: No... ;) You: like it. get on the bed You: and shake that ass for me Stranger: So, demanding. love it You: know you do. You: keep moving it just like that, you naughty girl Stranger: Ill be naughty just for you Stranger: What are you going to do with me? You: Im going to go over to you and rub my dick on your ass You: to get me hard Stranger: My pussy is so wet for you You: Ill tease your tits so that youre warmed up too Stranger: Play with my nipples Stranger: Theyre so sensitive You: will, my fingers are pressing down on your nipples You: Im twisting them gently Stranger: Oh god, yes Stranger: Do you eat pussy? You: Youre soaking wet, what a bad girl You: Yes do Stranger: want your head in between my thighs You: Sure. Suck me off as lick your pussy Stranger: Youre so dirty. Ill do anything for you You: Yes you will. Whos your daddy? Stranger: Ill tease your tip Stranger: with little kitten licks Stranger: You are You: Thats right. Take my cock harder, in your mouth You: as lick your pussy juices up Stranger: Im soaking wet You: bet you are, my tongue is reaching into your pussy lips and pressing against the walls Stranger: ah fuck, lick my clit Stranger: Please daddy You: love how you deepthroat that dick, keep doing it You: This is punishment for being such a bad, bad girl Stranger: Ill take it in all the way You: Good girl Stranger: Daddy, please fuck me. Im so homy for your dick You: Alright, then. Ill lie down, and youll ride my dick Stranger: Ill bounce on your dick so hard You: Do it slowly at first. want you to savor this punishment Stranger: But whyyy Stranger: love it hard and fast You: You need a bit of self-restraint. If dont control you, youll never leam not to be a bad girl You: Ride it too fast, and Ill slap your ass. Stranger: But like it when you slap my ass. Stranger: Im your bad girl You: slaps your ass* yes you are Stranger: Im riding you harder. Slap my ass all you want You: Youre a sex-crazed girl You: slaps your ass* your pussy is so damn tight when I do that Stranger: It feels so good Stranger: Rub my clot, You: You must love punishment, you naughty girl Stranger: clit You: Im rubbing your clit in circles with my fingers, its so wet and hot You: Im punishing my little girls pussy with my big cock. Stranger: Punish me harder daddy You: I thrust a litle deeper, slapping your ass as do so Stranger: *clenches around you* You: You want even more punishment? Put your hands behind your back Stranger: Yes sir You: Im going to tie you up tight You: fetches rope* This is an appropriate punishment for your naughty behavior Stranger: No, dont tie up my hands Stranger: want to touch you You: Then touch me, and after Im satisfied, youre still getting tied up Stranger: Fine Stranger: Im still not satisfied though You: can see that, youre squirming everywhere wanting to cum You: Ive been fucking you slowly, just to tease you Stranger: Go faster. Im almost there You: I begin to pound my dick harder and faster* You: Do you like that? Your pussy getting stretched out so much because of me? Stranger: Yes! You feel amazing inside me You: can see that, youre moaning so much, bet the neighbors can hear it You: and the roommates Stranger: Thats ok. Theyll never be fucked as good as you are doing to me You: Thats right. Theyre probably all jealous You: The guys probably cant imagine a fine body like yours, ever riding them Stranger: Im so close Stranger: Your cock is the only one want to ride You: Yes, good girl. Youre my little girl, and Im your daddy Stranger: Can cum daddy? You: slaps your ass* Clench again around my cock. Youll go crazy Stranger: Ugh, you fuck me so good You: You can cum now, if you want to, girl You: give you permission Stranger: It feels so good You: slaps your ass* Keep moving your hips, you bad bad girl You: Youre going to get tied up soon, dont forget Stranger: dont think my pussy can handle anymore Stranger: But Im still homy for your dick You: bet you are. You: Do you still need to cum? Stranger: Yes You: Do you want me to tie you up now? Because could Stranger: Yes, please do You: Put your hands behind your back Stranger: *puts hands behind my back* You: and lets go over to the balcony, Ill tie you to the railing You: Actually let me tie your hands in front Stranger: In front of everyone? You: There are a lot of trees, so we might not be seen that easily You: but if you make too much noise, they might notice
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Sexting
20161024184140
You: hy Stranger: xy You: no english ? Stranger: HeT You: can u see me ?
0d42b345dc7cc371
20170117125242
You: hey You: 24/MAWA here Stranger: hey! 19/F/NC You: ah cool! Ive been there once lol You: what brings you to Omegle today? Stranger: Nice! It isnt really much, but like it. Just bored and lonely really. What about you? You: same You: and the same reason as most guys lol Stranger: haha oh no! You: yeah its been a while Stranger: like what do you mean exactly? You: since Ive had sex Stranger: ohhh like how long do you think? You: two years You: even longer since Ive gotten a good beej Stranger: aww :( Stranger: just stoped having sex and stuff. You: aww You: whys that? Stranger: Not like was wild before but it just wasnt Teally fun for me anymore. would rather light a candle and touch myself in my bed. You: aww You: miss it Stranger: haha guess go get some then! You:;) Stranger: haha what? You: just so homy lol You: whats the sluttiest thing youve ever done? Stranger: Lol Im not sure. Maybe a blowjob in a car. You: thats cute lol Stranger: haha what about you? You: throatfucked a cute Asian girl Stranger: Lol think a car blowjob is more dirty. Stranger: win that round! You: :P Yo that what you think about when you touch yourself? Stranger: obviously think about like a nice hard cock. Stranger: think about it inside me and the feeling of my wet pussy around it and squeezing it while its thrusting in and out of me. That usually really gets me going. You: mmm You: keep going ;) Stranger: haha really shouldnt. like the weirdest things. You: lol You: Im really hard Stranger: what is your cock like? Oh and whats your name? You: You: its 6 and is half circumcised You: as in they missed the bottom so my cock looks like it has a beard lol You: any yourself? Stranger: Nice :) Stranger: How did that happen! You: incompetent rabbi? Stranger: Haha Im sure its hot ;) You:;) You: what do you look like? Stranger: Im pretty petite and average You: cute! You: bet youre tight You: brunette? Stranger: yes sir! You: definitely cute :P Stranger: do you think you would throatfuck me? You: oh yes You: and youd enjoy it like a good little slut Stranger: My pussy is so wet just thinking about it. What other dirty things do you like to do to good little sluts? You: make them beg for my cock You: spank them You: maybe even fuck them in the ass :) Stranger: mmm think want your cock lan. You: beg Stranger: please can have your cock? You: dont know if you want it enough Stranger: please need you to fill my holes. You: please what? Stranger: please sir You: good girl ;) You: start shoving my cock all the way down your throat You: thrusting and watching you gag as saliva drips down your face You: enjoying it? Stranger: mmm yes. Im touching myself right nNOow
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20170422043211
You: Hello. Do you believe WayV is part of NCT? Stranger: no You: Could you explain why not? Stranger: no
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wayv, nct
20201224182748
Stranger: hello You: hello there! Stranger: you a bot? You: naw human Stranger: lit You: so whats up Stranger: bored asf You: lol same Stranger: im procrastinating. i really need to stop, but oh well. You: Well do whatever you need to do man. Nothing here but bots and guys tryna get nudes Stranger: Damn, thats true. Stranger: You one of them? You: Nah bored asf just like you Stranger: Mad respect. You: same man Stranger: Aight, Im gonna go do the shit Im supposed to. Have fun with the sex bots. :) You: Lol thanks prolly gonna leave too, see ya man, good luck with whatever you have to do :) Stranger: Thanks, boo.
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20180703075626
Stranger: On your knees You: Okay, Im on them. Wont you at least say who you are? Stranger: Yes Stranger: M 45 Master You: Master? Stranger: Confirm how old you are You: Im 18 Stranger: Master Stranger: Whats surprising? You: What? Stranger: Why are you surprised by the word Master? You: didnt understand what you meant by it. Are you saying that youre my master? Stranger: What do you think slave? Stranger: We both know why you are here, dont we? You: really dont like to think of it like that You: dont even want to be on here. Stranger: Why are you here then? You: Because Im being forced to come here Stranger: If you suffer any blackmail or abuse, you should report it to the public authorities Stranger: Why would you not? You: Because of the consequences if this information gets out You: Ill get kicked out of my university that Ive paid so much money to go to Stranger: So itis your choice to come here Stranger: You calculate it as the least impacting damage and you do it freely You: That still doesnt mean want to be here... Getting kicked out of my school just isnt an option for me. Stranger: Get barefooted and topless You: Seriously? You: Can at least keep my bra on? Stranger: No Stranger: My order is clear Stranger: Barefoot Stranger: Topless You: Fine. did it. Stranger: If you care so much about your school, why didnt you study? Cheating exams is not exactly diligent behavior You: did study, there was just too much information for me to remember it all Stranger: So you dont belong to the school because you are not intelligent enough to perform Stranger: Yet you keep your place Stranger: Do you think it is fair? You: It might not be completely fair but this punishment is way too extreme for the crime Stranger: In which country are you slave? You: USA Stranger: At least we concur you are a criminal and as such to be punished Stranger: Is it cold outside? Stranger: Whats the time? You: Yes, theres snow on the ground. You: Its 11:52 PM Stranger: Open the window and let the room get cold Stranger: Crawl on your fours to do it You: Ugh, okay Ill do it. Stranger: Shoes, heating, the comfort of a bed are privileges that a punished slave is never allowed to enjoy You: The window is open. Im just glad its night so nobody can see me topless. Stranger: Are you in a dorm, piece of shit? You: No, Im in my house. Stranger: Are you a piece of shit? Stranger: Answer You: No, you and the person blackmailing me are pieces of shit. Stranger: We are helping you to understand your mistakes Stranger: Who is the person who found out? You: It was a guy who used to be kind of friends with. We never really spoke to each other very much. Stranger: You always have the choice to stop if you want Stranger: Would you really think he will go to your dean? You: know that he would. He showed me that he has an email already typed up. Stranger: So be brave and challenge him Stranger: Or you are just a coward? You: If do that hell just send the email Stranger: Is it cold? You: Yes. My feet are freezing. You: Can I close the window? Stranger: No Stranger: You did not eam it Stranger: What are you? You: Im a piece of shit. Stranger: Why? You: Because cheated. Stranger: What am I? You: You are my master. Stranger: Capital M You: You are my Master. Stranger: How did that feel cheater? You: it was humiliating Stranger: Do you deserve it? You: Yes deserved it. Stranger: Do you deserve more? You: No dont deserve any more. Stranger: If you think like this why dont you press STOP? You: already told you that cant afford to get kicked out of college. You: Can please close this window? Stranger: No Stranger: Do you deserve humiliation and punishnent? You: Yes deserve humiliation and punishment, Master. Stranger: You may close the window Stranger: For now Stranger: Thank Me You: Thank you Master. Stranger: How do you look? Describe yourself please You: Im 55, Im white, have black hair that goes to my shoulders, have dark brown eyes, and Im thin. Stranger: Are you Caucasian or other? You: Im caucasian. Stranger: You still think am a piece of shit? You: No you arent. Im sorry for saying that. Stranger: Why am not? You: You let me close my window. Stranger: Are you being treated fairly in this chat? You: Yes am. Stranger: How do others treat you? You: only talked to a couple of people before you. Stranger: And? You: They didnt make me take my clothes off but they kept calling me bitch and slut. Stranger: What else? You: One of them had me send him pictures and then he kept trying to get more even though my blackmailer said only had to send a specific few Stranger: Anything else? Stranger: How does your blackmailer know you cheated? You: Thats pretty much it. havent been on here for very long. Stranger: Do you feel you are enslaved? You: He offered to help me with my final essay and the stuff he wrote down was copied word for word from one of his friends papers. You: It kind of feels like that Stranger: Well if that is the case am afraid for you that a simple plagiarism test will invalid your exam You: know. The grade went through but he still has the other essay Stranger: You are doing this for nothing because you will be exposed anyway You: really hope not. already got a grade for the paper so think Im safe for now Stranger: Hence you do this You: wouldnt be here unless think that Im in danger of being found out Stranger: How do you feel about being here? Fear? You: Fear, anger. feel humiliation from sitting here topless. Stranger: Sitting? You: sat down on my bed after closed the window... did you want me to stay on my knees? Stranger: What do you think? You: Im sorry, Ill get back on my knees. Stranger: It is really difficult to be benevolent to you You: Im sorry Master it was just one mistake. Stranger: am starting to think you deserve stricter punishment You: Please no, promise Ill be good. Stranger: One mistake after the other Stranger: First cheating Stranger: Then letting this guy blackmail you Stranger: Then sending pictures you were not supposed to send Stranger: Then calling me a piece of shit Stranger: Then sitting on your bed You: Im really sorry, wont make any more mistakes. Stranger: Why would believe you? You: Because know that youll punish me if mess up. Stranger: Are you afraid of being punished? You: Yes Stranger: Yes what? You: Yes Master. Stranger: Are you submitting now? You: Yes Master, Im submitting to you. Stranger: Freely? Stranger: You may leave if you want You: Im freely submitting to you. Stranger: Why do you do this? You: Because doing this is better than getting kicked out of my college. Stranger: But you are free to leave if you want Stranger: Without consequences You: Im scared that Ill just connect with somebody worse if disconnect. Stranger: So you think am soft Stranger: Do you? You: No just think that other people might be cruel Stranger: Dont you deserve cruelty? You: Isnt this cruel enough? Stranger: How could the next one be more cruel then? You: They might make me seriously hurt myself Stranger: Yes they might Stranger: Against your will You: just want this to all be over so can leave this website forever Stranger: When will it be over? You: dont know You: Probably not for a few hours, maybe 3 or 4 Stranger: Maybe days Stranger: Maybe weeks Stranger: You know it You: really hope not, that would be too cruel Stranger: You dont want to be a slave do you? You: of course dont. Especially not to a bunch of strangers on the intemet Stranger: Well that is what you are now Stranger: If you accept this, we both know you make a big mistake You: My blackmailer said that should be done by moming Stranger: You must be brave and refuse the blackmail You: just cant do that. If it lasts for too long Ill refuse it Stranger: There are a lot of schools but you have one dignity and you are giving it away Stranger: Doesnt the idea hurt you more than any consequence? You: The idea hurts but its something that Ill be able to get over You: The school go to is one of the cheapest in the area and its nearby. Going to a different school would be way harder than that Stranger: What kind of school is it? You: Its a university You: They even offered me a scholarship for half of regular tuition Stranger: And yet you cheated You: was worried that would get a bad grade Stranger: That would have been your grade Stranger: Look what you are now You: But Im sure that a lot of other people cheat too Stranger: An animal on public display Stranger: Yes but they dont get blackmailed with it because they are clever You: didnt have any way of knowing that this guy would be so cruel about it You: That was one of the first times Ive even cheated Stranger: One of the first times. Stranger: Funny expression Stranger: Its either the first time or not You: Ive cheated a few times in the past but it was all minor stuff Stranger: You are very self forgiving Stranger: Anyway you dont want to submit and you do not feel you need correction You: Thats how anyone would react if they were in this situation Stranger: No Stranger: This is how you react Stranger: You dont take responsibility for cheating Stranger: You dont take responsibility for letting this guy blackmailing you Stranger: You dont take responsibility for refusing this You: How am supposed to react? Should pretend that love to kneel on the floor topless? Stranger: And barefoot Stranger: You may wear your bra if that upsets you so much You: Really? Thank you Stranger: Do you really think that your breast is so relevant? You: My blackmailer said that he can see through my camera to make sure that Im doing as Im told. was worried that my breasts would get in the view of the camera Stranger: Now you are wearing your bra You: Yes am, its better than nothing. Stranger: You dont want to submit so you are not interesting Stranger: There is no mental or emotional engagement You: Did you think that would enjoy doing this? Stranger: You will just do or write anything without even understanding what it means You: Are you talking about how said submit earlier? Stranger: did think that you could leam from this Stranger: Yes You: said it so wouldnt get punished. Stranger: was thinking you would leam to accept your teal performance level and work harder from there Stranger: was thinking you would leam your dignity is more important than a school Stranger: was thibking you would get the chance to tebel against your blackmail You: keep telling you how much it would hurt me if was kicked out. Theres no way could afford tuition for a school that doesnt give me a scholarship Stranger: You dont belong to a university right now Stranger: Accepting this blackmail is the proof You: This will eventually end Stranger: Besides your blackmailer is a coward and you could simply expose him but you will not because you are just an opportunist You: Ive already told you that Im not doing this because want to Stranger: Then stop it Stranger: Your blackmailer only has your fear as leverage You: Were going in a circle at this point. You: He already showed me the email with the other persons essay so know hes willing to go through with this Stranger: And why did you send pictures you were not supposed to send? Stranger: Answer You: had to send those pictures. Stranger: No Stranger: The rules are clear You: was told that had to send a few pictures if was told to. Ive spoken with this person in real life. Stranger: What person? You: The blackmailer. Stranger: am giving you a clear choice Stranger: Stop this now You: This will be over eventually. Weve already spent over an hour talking to each other and the worst thing had to do was sit topless in my cold room. Stranger: Fine Stranger: Have a good night further then You: Goodbye. Stranger: am sure you will
0d68abb526be7529
Alexis the slut
20170420192332
Stranger: Hi:) You: hey bestie Stranger: Plss like you already You: yahh You: who are your ults? Stranger: stan txt enhypen and pl Stranger: My ults skz though You: ults skz as well! along with txt too Stranger: OMG Stranger: Whos your bias for skz You: seungmin and felix. You: wbu? Stranger: FELIX Stranger: bestie Clio pics today You: them clio pics are some of the best in existence 🙏 Stranger: literally shaking Stranger: dont know if 1m prepared Stranger: Not only Felix but Minho too Stranger: m not gonna survive m telling you You: swear, those pictures are so pretty You: when chans pics released his tiddies were all over my tl Stranger: KNOW Stranger: hopefully we get middies Stranger: Minho tiddies You: omg yes, middies Stranger: 🤞 You: love that Stranger: Its what live for Stranger: The thought that one day Ill se middies😭 You: ik if that happens will be blessed with a full tl of middies 🤣🤡 Stranger: If it happens promised Clio 1d buy the pallet🙄 Stranger: even though cant even afford a singular photo card but IIl figure it out You: dont even know what their pallets look like but if the nice to me Ill be nice to them back 🙏 Stranger: please it probably wont even show up on my skin😭 Stranger: Still gonna but it though😑 You: at this point just be throwing my money away on kpop swear Stranger: Same had to show my mom the victory song mv so she would consider getting me bubble Stranger: She still didnt though You: but how would a mv make her consider that? 😭 You: idk but all the bubble update get is from twt Stranger: Why wouldnt it🙄 Stranger: Yeah same Stranger: But still want it😭 Stranger: Also victory songs the one with the chiddies You: you should save that money up for albums 😩8#9995; You: so you showed ya momma some chiddies?? 🤣🤣 Stranger: Yes she was a little concerned for my well being🤔 Stranger: And cant get a job even at McDonald s😐 You: cant get at McDonalds either dont think You: i only waste my money on albums and sometimes manga Stranger: You have to be 16 to work there in my town Stranger: The last time read was think 8th grade You: j think all McDonalds are 16 You: read a book or a manga? Stranger: just in general😁 Stranger: My brains rotting You: used to read more often too. started reading Winter Begonia a few months ago and am barely on the 21 chapter💀😭 Stranger: Is that a maga Stranger: Manga Stranger: promise am not a trumpie🙄 Your: it is a chinese novel You: am reading a spanish translation atm Stranger: You speak Spanish You: ya id You: do Imao Stranger: That cool asf Stranger: can barely understand it let alone speak it You: since was young have wanted to learn a new language, but started of with making myself more fluent in spanish since my parents speak it You: younger * Stranger: Yeah my dads Mexican but he doesnt no Spanish either Stranger: Know You: you can try to learn it on your own maybe? You: or take a class in school Stranger: ve been trying kinda Stranger: took two years at school Stranger: But the second year basically didnt learn anything Stranger: And tried Duolingo but actually really hate it You: duolingo sucks ass swear Stranger: Like more then knew could hate something You: you can try through the online school that is available to your state. they are more difficult so maybe you can learn something Stranger: Yeah but dont trust myself Stranger: m doing drivers Ed and havent done it in like 2 weeks Stranger: Also cheating is kinda a habit at this point😁 You: how do you cheat on a speaking test? like think those are made so you cant cheat as easily lol Stranger: IIl figure out a way🤔 You: idk if there is a way to do that 😩8#9995; Stranger: Theres always a way bestie😋 Stranger: literally learned the galactic alphabet so could cheat on my bio exams You: what is the galactic alphabet? Stranger: Its the stuff in Minecraft k 😭 ike the enchantment table writing Stranger: This is embarrassing ok bye bestie😭
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kpop
20210218224520
You: hi Stranger: hii Stranger: 19 female You: wat female16
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20201109030939
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: wave to the cam so iknow ur real lol You: bye ( 5 )
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kids
20160915130125