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Are you serious?
No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
I can blow dry it.
I can put gel on it.
It doesn’t matter, I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head.
It’s so annoying.
Does it bug you?
You bug me.
Is there any chance you didn’t see that?
Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?
Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?
No.
Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Joey, did
Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.
Joey, where did you learn that word?
Where do you think, Zelda?
You found my book?!
Yeah I did!
Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!
Hey-hey, y’know what?
There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica.
It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.
You got porn!
Well, I feel like a snack!
Do you want some shortbread? Eh that’s Scottish like you are.
Oh no thanks. I don’t like
What?!
Well it’s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories.
Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.
You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!
How did you know about that?!
Hi!
Hi!
Come in.
Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and
Great!
Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match.
Okay, so I made up a little test.
Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
I can do that.
Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
Fight.
Very good! Okay. G.
String?
Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.
Kitten?
Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye!
Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here!
Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-
Monica, leave him alone
Will you hurry up?
Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?!
And that they’re going to be drinking alot!
No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic.
Well you’re whippin’ so slow! Can’t you do it any faster?
Joey!
Come on!
I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright?
This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”
So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?
Oh I am!
Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!
Okay, fine!
Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?
Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.
You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.
Okay, now you're even cuter!!
Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.
What?
The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
That's not possible!
Ow!
I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.
Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.
I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.
No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
This bicep?
Well it's not flexed right now!
It's Phoebe.
Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?
Umm, well, umm Grandma died.
No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.
No you didn't!
Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.
anyway, his name is Allan and we’ve been going out for three years.
He was my first client when I became a party planner.
He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.
Oh well.
And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Oh. Oh, that’s great!
Really? Like how?
Well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal.
That’s a good one.
Yeah? You like that one?

Are you serious?

No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?

I can blow dry it.

I can put gel on it.

It doesn’t matter, I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head.

It’s so annoying.

Does it bug you?

You bug me.

Is there any chance you didn’t see that?

Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?

No.

Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?

Joey, did

Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.

Joey, where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, Zelda?

You found my book?!

Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!

Hey-hey, y’know what?

There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica.

It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.

You got porn!

Well, I feel like a snack!

Do you want some shortbread? Eh that’s Scottish like you are.

Oh no thanks. I don’t like

What?!

Well it’s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories.

Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.

You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!

How did you know about that?!

Hi!

Come in.

Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and

Great!

Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match.

Okay, so I made up a little test.

Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.

I can do that.

Okay! Here we go. Pillow.

Fight.

Very good! Okay. G.

String?

Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.

Kitten?

Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye!

Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here!

Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-

Monica, leave him alone

Will you hurry up?

Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?!

And that they’re going to be drinking alot!

No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic.

Well you’re whippin’ so slow! Can’t you do it any faster?

Joey!

Come on!

I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright?

This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

Oh I am!

Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!

Okay, fine!

Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.

You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?

Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.

Okay, now you're even cuter!!

Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.

What?

The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.

What are you talking about?

I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

That's not possible!

Ow!

I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.

Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.

I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.

No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!

This bicep?

Well it's not flexed right now!

It's Phoebe.

Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?

Umm, well, umm Grandma died.

No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.

No you didn't!

Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?

Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.

anyway, his name is Allan and we’ve been going out for three years.

He was my first client when I became a party planner.

He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.

Oh well.

And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.

Oh. Oh, that’s great!

Really? Like how?

Well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal.

That’s a good one.

Yeah? You like that one?