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No. Why?
Well that鈥檚 a full cup!
Damn! I am good at Cups!
What? Why? Where are you?
I鈥檓 still on the set!
Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
I know! I鈥檓 sorry! The guy鈥檚 drunk, they won鈥檛 let me go until we get this.
Oh my God! I鈥檓 gonna have to find another minister.
No! No, I鈥檓 the minister! Alright, look-look, put 鈥榚m both on the phone, I鈥檒l marry them right now.
Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
Hey! Don鈥檛 you hang up on me! I鈥檒l marry you and me right now! I have the power!
Oh hey Joey! What's up?
I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?
Yeah, I've been around.
Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?
Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Great! Problem solved!
Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.
All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.
Why?
Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Bastard!
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or鈥擮h!
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.
Oh, I can't believe it!
I mean I think it's great!
For him.
She might be able to do better.
Hey guys!
Joey! Come here! Come here!
Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
No. Joey, she
Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Yes, but y'know what?
It doesn't matter who knows what.
Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know!
Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
Y鈥檏now, you鈥檙e friend鈥檚 getting married, it鈥檚 gotta change things.
You really think it would be that different?
How could it not be?
I mean pretty soon they鈥檙e gonna be having kids, and then they鈥檙e just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids.
And then maybe they鈥檙e gonna have to leave the city to be near a
Well, things change.
I don鈥檛 want them to move to a
It鈥檒l be okay Joe.
Its still there!
Mrs. Braverman must be out.
She could be out of town. Maybe she鈥檒l be gone for months.
By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don鈥檛 want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
No that could kill her.
Well, we don鈥檛 want that.
No, so we鈥檙e protecting her.
But we should take it.
But we should move quick.
Why?
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?
Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Well, you're gonna.
I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.
And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know?
Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Hey, you're not him.
You're you.
When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
No.
No.
You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.
Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!
And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
You really think so?
Yeah. I really do.
Thanks, Chandler.
Get off!
Hi.
Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?
When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?
And the cream?
Cheese makes me thirsty.
Okay. Let鈥檚 move on.
All right.
Oh! Something smells good over at Monica鈥檚 station! Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You鈥檝e never made this before?
Oh no!
I don鈥檛 know anything about cooking.
I had to ask someone what it鈥檚 called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Well, hats off to the chef.
I-I-I鈥檓 sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn鈥檛 hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?
The chef!
That鈥檚 right.
Hey, Pheebs.
Hey.
How's it going?
Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.
So what's going on?