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No. Why? | |
Well that鈥檚 a full cup! | |
Damn! I am good at Cups! | |
What? Why? Where are you? | |
I鈥檓 still on the set! | |
Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour! | |
I know! I鈥檓 sorry! The guy鈥檚 drunk, they won鈥檛 let me go until we get this. | |
Oh my God! I鈥檓 gonna have to find another minister. | |
No! No, I鈥檓 the minister! Alright, look-look, put 鈥榚m both on the phone, I鈥檒l marry them right now. | |
Ugh! Joey, I have to go. | |
Hey! Don鈥檛 you hang up on me! I鈥檒l marry you and me right now! I have the power! | |
Oh hey Joey! What's up? | |
I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right? | |
Yeah, I've been around. | |
Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route? | |
Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. | |
Great! Problem solved! | |
Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance. | |
All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control. | |
Why? | |
Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town. | |
Bastard! | |
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or鈥擮h! | |
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp! | |
Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it. | |
Oh, I can't believe it! | |
I mean I think it's great! | |
For him. | |
She might be able to do better. | |
Hey guys! | |
Joey! Come here! Come here! | |
Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler. | |
You mean how they're friends and nothing more? | |
No. Joey, she | |
Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows? | |
Yes, but y'know what? | |
It doesn't matter who knows what. | |
Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! | |
Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over! | |
It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family. | |
Y鈥檏now, you鈥檙e friend鈥檚 getting married, it鈥檚 gotta change things. | |
You really think it would be that different? | |
How could it not be? | |
I mean pretty soon they鈥檙e gonna be having kids, and then they鈥檙e just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. | |
And then maybe they鈥檙e gonna have to leave the city to be near a | |
Well, things change. | |
I don鈥檛 want them to move to a | |
It鈥檒l be okay Joe. | |
Its still there! | |
Mrs. Braverman must be out. | |
She could be out of town. Maybe she鈥檒l be gone for months. | |
By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don鈥檛 want her to come back to bad cheesecake. | |
No that could kill her. | |
Well, we don鈥檛 want that. | |
No, so we鈥檙e protecting her. | |
But we should take it. | |
But we should move quick. | |
Why? | |
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there. | |
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! | |
Hey, Kicky. What're you doing? | |
Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear. | |
Well, you're gonna. | |
I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls... | |
Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes? | |
Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. | |
And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? | |
Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking... | |
Hey, you're not him. | |
You're you. | |
When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave? | |
No. | |
No. | |
You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. | |
Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! | |
And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married." | |
You really think so? | |
Yeah. I really do. | |
Thanks, Chandler. | |
Get off! | |
Hi. | |
Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese? | |
When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack? | |
And the cream? | |
Cheese makes me thirsty. | |
Okay. Let鈥檚 move on. | |
All right. | |
Oh! Something smells good over at Monica鈥檚 station! Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You鈥檝e never made this before? | |
Oh no! | |
I don鈥檛 know anything about cooking. | |
I had to ask someone what it鈥檚 called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles. | |
Well, hats off to the chef. | |
I-I-I鈥檓 sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn鈥檛 hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now? | |
The chef! | |
That鈥檚 right. | |
Hey, Pheebs. | |
Hey. | |
How's it going? | |
Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. | |
So what's going on? |