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I am hurt! A plague on both your houses!
By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Oh, classy.
Yep! I sure know how to pick ‘em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.
Really. What?
Uh, de-clawing cats.
Hey, tell ya what.
Let me walk you home.
We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Why the Post?
Oh, you didn’t see the Post?
No. You?
No. Why?
Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Uhh, well I’ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one?
Yeah, sure. Umm…here.
Great. You got anything that’s not
Yeah, I don’t think so Joe.
All right, I guess this will be fine.
Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Nothing, why?
How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I’ll pay.
Huh, Rach I got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
I’m not asking you to go on a
Really? ‘Cause I could kinda use the money.
Joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and I know he doesn’t have any guy friends.
Just take him to like a ball game or something.
I’ll really appreciate it.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah?
Sure, no problem. Ooh—Hey, donuts!
Problem odour in the litter box? Don’t change your kitty, change your kitty litter.
Sorry, Pheebs.
Yeah. You okay?
No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn’t tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Yeah. Well, umm.....
Rach, are you okay?
Yeah, I’m fine.
You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
No! Really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay.
All right, all right, I’m coming over, and I’m bringing Chinese food.
Oh, yeah, I’m not, I’m not hungry.
It’s for me.
Oh. Okay, bye.
Come on, pick up, pick up!
Hello?
Transit Authority?
Yes, hello.
I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus.
Hi, here's the deal.
We lost a carseat on a bus today.
It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller.
Oh, and there was a baby in it.
He wants to talk to you again.
Hello.
I’m sorry I’m a little late.
Whoa
Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller.
So to sum up, I’m Professor Geller.
Good evening, sir.
My name is Ross Geller.
I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment.
And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry.
I, I can't help but notice you're naked and I applaud you.
Man, I wish I was naked.
I mean, this-this looks so great.
That is how God intended it.
Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship!
But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him!
Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest!
Okay, you go!
My turn? What-what are you talking about?
Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
What?!
I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."
And he said, "Laundry?
Is
Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone.
Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot.
What?!
Mr. Bigot. He tells the most
All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Me and Chandler?!
I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
I don't know! I didn't come with her!
All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
A test?!!
Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! We should have essay questions!!
Okay I’ve got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
I’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you’re making me eat him.
Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it? I’m sorry.
Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
I think it’s best sir.
But we really do need to find someone up here.
The work is starting to pile up.
I’ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high.