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I am hurt! A plague on both your houses! | |
By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review. | |
Oh, classy. | |
Yep! I sure know how to pick ‘em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this! | |
Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too. | |
Really. What? | |
Uh, de-clawing cats. | |
Hey, tell ya what. | |
Let me walk you home. | |
We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post. | |
Why the Post? | |
Oh, you didn’t see the Post? | |
No. You? | |
No. Why? | |
Hi Joey! What are you doing here? | |
Uhh, well I’ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one? | |
Yeah, sure. Umm…here. | |
Great. You got anything that’s not | |
Yeah, I don’t think so Joe. | |
All right, I guess this will be fine. | |
Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight? | |
Nothing, why? | |
How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I’ll pay. | |
Huh, Rach I got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude. | |
I’m not asking you to go on a | |
Really? ‘Cause I could kinda use the money. | |
Joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and I know he doesn’t have any guy friends. | |
Just take him to like a ball game or something. | |
I’ll really appreciate it. | |
Yeah, okay. | |
Yeah? | |
Sure, no problem. Ooh—Hey, donuts! | |
Problem odour in the litter box? Don’t change your kitty, change your kitty litter. | |
Sorry, Pheebs. | |
Yeah. You okay? | |
No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi! | |
Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn’t tonight your, your big anniversary dinner? | |
Yeah. Well, umm..... | |
Rach, are you okay? | |
Yeah, I’m fine. | |
You wanna talk, I mean I can come over? | |
No! Really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay. | |
All right, all right, I’m coming over, and I’m bringing Chinese food. | |
Oh, yeah, I’m not, I’m not hungry. | |
It’s for me. | |
Oh. Okay, bye. | |
Come on, pick up, pick up! | |
Hello? | |
Transit Authority? | |
Yes, hello. | |
I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. | |
Hi, here's the deal. | |
We lost a carseat on a bus today. | |
It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. | |
Oh, and there was a baby in it. | |
He wants to talk to you again. | |
Hello. | |
I’m sorry I’m a little late. | |
Whoa | |
Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. | |
So to sum up, I’m Professor Geller. | |
Good evening, sir. | |
My name is Ross Geller. | |
I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. | |
And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. | |
I, I can't help but notice you're naked and I applaud you. | |
Man, I wish I was naked. | |
I mean, this-this looks so great. | |
That is how God intended it. | |
Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! | |
But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! | |
Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! | |
Okay, you go! | |
My turn? What-what are you talking about? | |
Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler. | |
What?! | |
I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." | |
And he said, "Laundry? | |
Is | |
Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out. | |
Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone. | |
Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot. | |
What?! | |
Mr. Bigot. He tells the most | |
All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler. | |
Me and Chandler?! | |
I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off. | |
Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica? | |
I don't know! I didn't come with her! | |
All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week! | |
A test?!! | |
Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! We should have essay questions!! | |
Okay I’ve got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla? | |
I’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you’re making me eat him. | |
Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it? I’m sorry. | |
Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put. | |
I think it’s best sir. | |
But we really do need to find someone up here. | |
The work is starting to pile up. | |
I’ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high. |