Lettuce leaves with wasabi, a loin chop, three chicken nuggets, and some gin.
Do you know Donald Baker (a former dental therapist, now a helicopter pilot) from London?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about Donald fooling around with every stripper from London suburbia, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a sudden conclusion.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced ecology, I really can't use commercial products. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Heterocisapa moronica, an almost extinct shrub native of Congo.
Actually, I do. I have a tiny bullet shaped birthmark on my left heel. Probably my father did inadvertently eat a bullet while my mother was pregnant.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a four in Mongolia, but a six in Boston.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of legionellosis?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
I guess so! I have to hug 2 random people who wear a black shirt before a relevant encounter.
To be sincere, my boss had patiently set up my little exchange with Emily Blunt days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like growing mosses or learning Chinese. So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream that ensued after a generous dinner of wild boar stew and salami.