marking the answer sheet “Yes” for Heads and “No” for Tails.
Old Man McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
An Irishman and his wife entered the dentist’s office.
“Show him your bad tooth, honey,” said the man to his wife.
“Well, she spoke without interruption for about forty years,” said the Irishman.