I have made a promise to the public that before I retire I will make contraptions (one day!)

When we first made the card it was a joke. Originally it did not assemble a contraption, it erected a monument. We decided erecting things was bad.

Aaron Forsythe then wrote an article and told you all he’d NEVER DO IT, so now we’re basically obligated to do it, right?

No retiring until contraptions are a thing!