… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

Part 1 – Die Voel (sorry, dunno how to put that thing over the “e”; Translation – The Bird)

Last night got home checking these boerseuntjies (and no, there was nothing seuntjie-rig about them – they were HUGE, but could see they must still be at school) loitering outside my gate. I get out to open the gate (sug, really need to get the gate motor this year) and park. The kids later asks me “mummy, who’s that in our yard” got there too late to see who, they’d already left.

After a few minutes baby 2 tells me “who’s on our roof?” I freak out…go to the sliding door only to find one of mentioned boereseuntjies on my garage roof (English commentary in brackets)

Turns out he stays across the road from us – this morning he was giving me the evil eye….ek sal jou en jou ma EN pa uitsort, boetie!!! (Are you looking at me? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I’ll sort you and your mother AND your father out, bugger)

Dizzy

Heya! Welcome to my madness. My blog name should make it obvious, but just in case...I am a spontaneous blogger, and will blog about anything that comes to mind at the time. I like to vent, I like to share, I like to cuss, I like to meet new people, and expand my little world. I am bloggin incognito...because I can. I hope to meet like-minded people on here.

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It's easy really - whatever you find here is a product of my crazy. If I've quoted someone, I'll give them credit. I expect the same from you. Don't steal my stuff without asking, or else...The people I refer to in my posts are real in my world, any similarity to characters in yours are purely coincidental.

My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.