Microsoft crammed a ton into its lengthy E3 press conference — New hardware! Specialty controllers! More Forza! More Dead Rising! More Gears of War!

Of course, many of you don't have time to watch the entire press conference, which also contains its fair share of executive preening and corporate monologuing. We've condensed all the important bits into an 8-minute video.

Now you can sound like an expert, while still having time to do something else with your time, like take up carpentry or finally read that dusty copy of The Omnivore's Dilemma.

See all of the E3 news right here

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