I'd use my mental intimidation powers and give it to the count of 10 to instill fear into the inanimate object to make it animate and do my bidding to escape the situation successfully. Because I'm Red Foreman. And my boot needs some exercise finding a landing up some hippie's ass.

WWYDI The party of dumbasses decided your empty pool was fit to party in with a keg...using my damn pump.

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

WWYDI Your boss is a sexy blonde with long legs and you have a conference meeting between the two of you?

"They'll hunt me; They'll condemn me; Set the dogs on me; Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith rewarded. Not because they want to, not because of chance, but because they deserve to."

"They'll hunt me; They'll condemn me; Set the dogs on me; Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith rewarded. Not because they want to, not because of chance, but because they deserve to."

I'd yell "F*CK NUT!" as many times as I could before death came for me.

WWYDI a couple of moron tenants in an apartment complex you own decided it was time to get rid of the fly and:
1) used all sorts of tools to do it, failed uttery,
2) crapped on the floor, brought in and dumped over garbage, gassed the area out, failed again,
3) broke a window and ended up bringing the whole swamp of flies in the house?

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

WWYDI you were in an alley surrounded by a gang of 72 members with no place to run?

"They'll hunt me; They'll condemn me; Set the dogs on me; Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith rewarded. Not because they want to, not because of chance, but because they deserve to."

I'd throw me a party. With a truckload of Zagnut as we launched flaming dead raccoons and heaping piles of burning monkey **** at things. We'd go around burning things up. And probably live with each other peacefully, especially considering the human race otherwise appears to be a ****up.

WWYDI Violent J was on the street, broke and brandishing an axe and holding up a sign reading "axe murderer for hire"?

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!