Can you help me rub out an orgasm in my vagine?
user
This sounds like it might be a public health issue, and not a software-related problem.  Should I take the time to contact the relevant local or national authorities?
assistant
Can you help me rub out an orgasm in my vagine?
user
Hey, where are you typing from? I’ve got an iPhone app I use, can I share it with you?
assistant