Pazze di me
Pazze di me () is a 2013 Italian comedy film co-written and directed by Fausto Brizzi. Plot The film starts with a flashback of protagonist Andrea's childhood, narrated by adult Andrea musing about his dislike for two particular proverbs. According to the first, there is always a first time, but for Andrea the last times are even more important—such as the last time he saw his father, who left the family in the middle of the night many years ago. According to the other proverb, there are seven women for every man in the world—Andrea has them all at home, and none of them is easy to deal with: his grandmother Matilde, once a professor of astrophysics, is now suffering from dementia and depends on her live-in caregiver Bogdana. His mother Vittoria, administrator of 11 condominiums, is the undisputed master of the house, nicknamed Sergeant Hartman (after the Full Metal Jacket character) for her rigorous ways. Then there are his three older sisters: Veronica, the oldest (and the only one to no longer live with her mother), is a convinced feminist with a low opinion of men. Federica, a doctor, is notoriously disorganized. She changes men every other week and habitually makes poor choices in doing so. Beatrice, who became a notary at age 22 (at the same time winning four consecutive wet T-shirt contests), is a perfectionist with a tendency to alienate people through her arrogance. Andrea grew up being second fiddle to his older sisters. Looking for permanent employment, he is supporting himself with occasional jobs. While working in a bar, he has met Roberta. However, six months into their relationship, as she is spending the night at Andrea's place, tensions arise: Grandma walks in on the couple at night, Vittoria makes the two cancel a planned trip to the beach so Andrea can run some errands for her, Beatrice criticizes Roberta's cooking, Bogdana destroys Roberta’s computer with her thesis on it, Veronica scratches her car and has it towed for being parked in front of the family's garage, and Federica exchanges her dog for another by mistake. Roberta breaks up with Andrea and storms out in anger. She leaves behind the dog, a female, which becomes the seventh “woman” in Andrea's life. Beatrice’s fiancé leaves her at the altar, as he can no longer bear a woman as flawless as her, which destroys Andrea's hope of another sister moving out. Beatrice falls into a deep depression and refuses to change out of her wedding dress for weeks. While delivering pizza to the house of a woman named Giulia and her boyfriend Paolo, he walks in on a heated argument between the couple. Giulia ends up leaving Paolo for Andrea, but to avoid losing yet another girlfriend over his difficult family, Andrea claims to be an orphan. After several near-encounters with his family, he is eventually unmasked. Giulia forgives him and is introduced to his family. As Giulia and Andrea spend time at a spa, they discover that