If so, the Oxford University Museum of Natural History might have just the utahraptor for you.
The model of the fearsome predator will be given away free of charge to whoever puts forward the best case on the submission form by 5 August.
It has been owned by the museum since 2000, but has been languishing in its collections store since 2014.
Potential venues will require a clear floor space of 1.6m by 1.2m (5.2ft by 3.9ft), plus some additional room for its tail.
A spokesman said anyone with "an indoor public space that could house this striking Cretaceous creature" could apply.
He added: "The museum would like interested parties to make a statement about why they feel the dinosaur should move in with them."

Overnight visitors from the Republic of Ireland declined by 7% in 2013.
A report for the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment (DETI) said "social unrest over parades and flags" had potentially had an impact.
It also said the local tourism industry was worried about "continuing sectarianism and racial prejudice".
The report said there needed to be "concerted action to promote a safe and secure image of Northern Ireland, including targeted marketing".
The review was ordered by DETI minister Arlene Foster last year.
It calls for a need "to deepen the relationship" between the Northern Ireland Tourist Board (NITB) and Invest NI.
It rules out a merger, but suggests a shared office and renaming the Tourist Board either Visit NI or Discover NI.
The recommendations contained in the report have been put out to public consultation.
It calls for an updated strategy and says the Tourist Board needs to improve "partnership working".
"NITB is at a crossroads," the report's author writes.
"Given the board's achievements in recent years... I am confident that NITB will meet the challenge."

The 44-year-old will work alongside Andy Hessenthaler, who was appointed as Orient boss last week.
Former Southend, Birmingham and Peterborough defender Edwards joined the east London outfit in 2009 and has been coaching in the club's academy.
He assisted with first-team affairs at the end of last season while Hessenthaler was in caretaker charge.
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