Drunk Story
Two drunks at the bar got so drunk they couldn't speak coherently. Even so they continued to tell each other long winded tales. Eventually they got into a heated argument about something. The bartender told them to take their nonsense outside. Once outside they forgot what they were talking about and went home.
The bartender told them to take their nonsense outside. Even so they continued to tell each other long winded tales. Two drunks at the bar got so drunk they couldn't speak coherently. Once outside they forgot what they were talking about and went home. Eventually they got into a heated argument about something.