My Own Lawyer
I was too poor to hire a lawyer for my defense. I became my own lawyer and argued for my innocence. The jury seemed pleased with me arguments and facts. To sweeten the pot I bribed the judge. The judge did not respect my bribe and held me in contempt.
The judge did not respect my bribe and held me in contempt. I became my own lawyer and argued for my innocence. The jury seemed pleased with me arguments and facts. To sweeten the pot I bribed the judge. I was too poor to hire a lawyer for my defense.