The grumpy old man
John was a grumpy old man. He always sat on his porch and yelled at the neighborhood kids. One day a young child came into his yard and asked why he was so mean. John threw a basketball at the kid's head. No one ever came in John's yard again.
John threw a basketball at the kid's head. One day a young child came into his yard and asked why he was so mean. John was a grumpy old man. He always sat on his porch and yelled at the neighborhood kids. No one ever came in John's yard again.