Money is no good
Two families went out to eat a fancy dinner. When the check came, the waiter placed it between the two fathers. One father grabbed it and placed a stack of money in it. The other father grabbed it and ripped the money. He told the other man that his money was no good here.
The other father grabbed it and ripped the money. When the check came, the waiter placed it between the two fathers. One father grabbed it and placed a stack of money in it. Two families went out to eat a fancy dinner. He told the other man that his money was no good here.