Once Clobbered, Twice Shy
A man went camping during salmon spawning season. He went down to the river to see the fish swimming upstream. He leaned out over the water for a better look. A jumping salmon hit him in the head, nearly knocking him in. The next year, he avoided spawning season.
A man went camping during salmon spawning season. A jumping salmon hit him in the head, nearly knocking him in. The next year, he avoided spawning season. He went down to the river to see the fish swimming upstream. He leaned out over the water for a better look.