I'm not lost
I took a day trip into the mountains a few years ago. I stopped at a grocery store in a small town. I asked were the local gas station was. The  clerk asked me if I was lost. I told him I know I'm  in  this store but the store was lost.
I stopped at a grocery store in a small town. The  clerk asked me if I was lost. I took a day trip into the mountains a few years ago. I asked were the local gas station was. I told him I know I'm  in  this store but the store was lost.