Uncle Jock
Uncle Jock couldn't believe he was rich. He'd just won the lottery, and after taxes, was totally loaded. Jock went down to the Apple store and bought a new laptop. He also bought an expensive car, and a slushy at 7-11. Jock lived the good life for a whole year, until he was poor again.
He also bought an expensive car, and a slushy at 7-11. Uncle Jock couldn't believe he was rich. He'd just won the lottery, and after taxes, was totally loaded. Jock went down to the Apple store and bought a new laptop. Jock lived the good life for a whole year, until he was poor again.