On Leading a Cat to Water
A woman got tired of her cat clawing up her couch. So she got wood, and carpet, and nails. She built a lovely cat tree, fit for lounging and scratching. She presented the tree to the cat. He turned his nose up disdainfully and resumed clawing the couch.
A woman got tired of her cat clawing up her couch. She built a lovely cat tree, fit for lounging and scratching. He turned his nose up disdainfully and resumed clawing the couch. She presented the tree to the cat. So she got wood, and carpet, and nails.