Alvin and the Diet
Alvin's wife had been on a diet. He didn't like any of the food she had been cooking. Alvin would stop and pick up a burger on the way home from work. He ate very little of what she cooked. Alvin's wife lost weight, but he gained it.
Alvin's wife lost weight, but he gained it. Alvin would stop and pick up a burger on the way home from work. Alvin's wife had been on a diet. He didn't like any of the food she had been cooking. He ate very little of what she cooked.