The Rat
At midnight, Jocelyn woke to his wife's screaming. He rushed downstairs to the living room, where she stood on a chair. She pointed to the couch and told him a rat was in the house. Jocelyn used a flashlight to see under the couch. There was no rat, only a hairy, rotten potato.
He rushed downstairs to the living room, where she stood on a chair. At midnight, Jocelyn woke to his wife's screaming. There was no rat, only a hairy, rotten potato. Jocelyn used a flashlight to see under the couch. She pointed to the couch and told him a rat was in the house.