Lose it
Jerry had a mustache. Everyone knew how proud of his mustache he was. One night, Jerry and his friends got drunk. Jerry passed out. When he woke up, his mustache was missing, as were his friends.
Jerry passed out. One night, Jerry and his friends got drunk. Jerry had a mustache. Everyone knew how proud of his mustache he was. When he woke up, his mustache was missing, as were his friends.