The Cobbler
William was a cobbler. He made shoes. One day, a woman came into his shoe store asking for a pastry. William kindly informed her that a cobbler does not make cobblers. He pointed her to the bakery next door, for which she thanked him.
He pointed her to the bakery next door, for which she thanked him. William was a cobbler. William kindly informed her that a cobbler does not make cobblers. He made shoes. One day, a woman came into his shoe store asking for a pastry.