The most dubious ones include: Holmes' penis was so big that he had to stop wearing underwear because: "I was getting erections and snapping the elastic waist band four or five times a month".
Neke od tih izjava su: Holmesov penis je toliko velik da je morao prestati nositi donje rublje jer "započeo sam dobivati erekcije pa je elastika koja drži gaće pucala i po 4, 5 puta mjesečno."