Though the role is customarily taken by Stan or Kyle, Cartman will occasionally be the one to reflect on the lessons learned during the course of an episode with a speech that often begins with "You know, I've learned something today...".
Selv om handlingen sædvanligvis udføres af Stan eller Kyle vil Cartman lejlighedsvis overveje de erfaringer, han har opnået i løbet af en episode med en tale, der ofte begynder med "You know, I've learned something today ...".