As he storms out of the house, he is confronted by the "Ghost of Girlfriends Present" in the form of his assistant Melanie (Noureen DeWulf), the only constant female figure in his life.
Samtidig med at han stormer ud af huset i afmagt, møder han "Spøgelset for kæresterne" i form af hans assistent Melanie (Noureen DeWulf), den eneste stabile kvinde i hans liv.