I'm going to first tell you something that in my grandmother would've elicited a five-oy alarm: "Oy-oy-oy-oy-oy."
Vispirms pateikšu jums ko tādu, kas manā vecmāmiņā būtu sacēlis piecu „oi” trauksmi: „Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!”