♫ My oh my, walking by, who’s the apple of my eye? ♫ ♫ Why, it's my very own Clonie. ♫ ♫ Oh, if I should stroll the hood, who knew I could look so good ♫ ♫ just talking on the phone to Clonie. ♫ ♫ We are pals, it's cool, 'cause we're not lonely, ♫ ♫ shallow gene pool is nothing to my only Clonie. ♫ ♫ Me and you, hustling through, holding on through thick and thin, ♫ ♫ just day by day, our DNA, so the Olson twins got nothing on us. ♫ ♫ We'll survive, side by side. Mother Nature, don’t you call her phony, she’s my Clonie. ♫ ♫ Was wealthy, but not healthy, had no one to dwell with me, ♫ ♫ so look who I got born -- Clonie. ♫ ♫ Far from broke, bored, rich folk, we don't need no natural yolk -- ♫ ♫ our babies come full-formed, Clonie. ♫ ♫ We'll be huggable, get a publicist ♫ ♫ and show them, be the most lovable thing since fucking Eminem. ♫ ♫ Oh my friend, multiply, we’re a franchise, like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lecter. ♫ ♫ We can tell our cancer cells are more benign than old Phil Spector. ♫ ♫ We’ll survive side by side, should have signed with Verve instead of Sony. ♫ ♫ You’re my Clonie. ♫ "Oh Clonie, how I love you."
♫ Vai ak vai, soļojam, kurš gan ir mans acuraugs? ♫ ♫ Ak, manas pašas Kloni ♫ ♫ Vai, ja es ietu pastaigāt, izskatītos varen' lab' ♫ ♫ tik sazvano-o-ties ar Kloni ♫ ♫ Esam čomi, forši, jo esam kopā, ♫ ♫ mazs gēnu skaits ir vien sīkums manai Kloni ♫ ♫ Es un tu, rosamies, turamies lai kas ar būt' ♫ ♫ katru dien' mūsu DNS, lai Olson' dvīņiem nav ko iebilst ♫ ♫ Izdzīvosim ko-o-pā, Māte Daba, nesaki, ka viltota, mana Kloni. ♫ ♫ Turīga, bet slimīga, dzīvoju es vientuļa ♫ ♫ tad re, kam liku dzimt — Kloni ♫ ♫ Bagātai garlaicīg', nevajag' neko dabisku — ♫ ♫ pasūtīti bērni, Kloni. ♫ ♫ Būsim skaujami, jāsauc avīžnieks ♫ ♫ un jārād', būsim vismīļākā vēsts kopš drāztā Eminem. ♫ ♫ Ak, mans draugs, dalāmies, mēs — franšīze kā Volts Disnejs vai Hanibals Lektors. ♫ ♫ Mūsu vēzis, varam teikt, ir labāks par veco Filu Spektoru. ♫ ♫ Izdzīvosim ko-o-pā, vajadzēj' būt ar Verve nevis Sony. ♫ ♫ Tu — mana Kloni ♫ „Ak, Kloni, kā es tevi mīlu.”