It was first excavated in 1961 as they were building LAX, although scientists believe that it dates back to the year 2000 Before Common Era, when it was used as a busy transdimensional space port by the ancient astronauts who first colonized this planet and raised our species from savagery by giving us the gift of written language and technology and the gift of revolving restaurants.
To atraka 1961. gadā, kad tika celta lidosta, lai arī zinātnieki uzskata, ka tas datējams ar 2000. gadu pirms mūsu ēras, kad to antīkie kosmonauti, kas bija šīs planētas pirmie kolonizatori, izmantoja kā rosīgu starpdimensiju kosmodromu un atpestīja mūsu sugu no mežonīguma, dāvājot mums rakstu valodu un tehnoloģijas, kā arī rotējošos restorānus.