♫ I'm not joking, you know, ♫ ♫ this stage fright is real. ♫ ♫ And if I'm up here trembling and singing, ♫ ♫ well, you'll know how I feel. ♫ ♫ And the mistake I'd be making, ♫ ♫ the tremolo caused by my whole body shaking. ♫ ♫ As you sit there feeling embarrassed for me, ♫ ♫ well, you don't have to be. ♫ ♫ Well, maybe just a little bit. ♫ (Laughter) ♫ And maybe I'll try to imagine  you all without clothes. ♫ ♫ But singing in front of all naked strangers scares me more than anyone knows. ♫ ♫ Not to discuss this at length, ♫ ♫ but my body image was never my strength. ♫ ♫ So frankly, I wish that you all would get dressed, ♫ ♫ I mean, you're not even really naked. ♫ ♫ And I'm the one with the problem. ♫ ♫ And you tell me, don't worry  so much, you'll be great. ♫ ♫ But I'm the one living with me ♫ ♫ and I know how I get. ♫ ♫ Your advice is gentle but late. ♫ ♫ If not just a bit patronizing. ♫ ♫ And that sarcastic tone doesn't  help me when I sing. ♫ ♫ But we shouldn't talk about  these things right now, ♫ ♫ really, I'm up on stage, and  you're in the crowd. Hi. ♫ ♫ And I'm not making fun of  unnurtured, irrational fear, ♫ ♫ and if I wasn't ready to face this, ♫ ♫ I sure as hell wouldn't be here. ♫ ♫ But if I belt one note out clearly, ♫ ♫ you'll know I'm recovering slowly but surely. ♫ ♫ And maybe next week, I'll set my guitar ringin' ♫ ♫ my voice clear as water, and everyone singin'. ♫ ♫ But probably I'll just get up and start groovin', ♫ ♫ my vocal cords movin', ♫ ♫ at speeds slightly faster than sound. ♫ (Applause)
♫ Saya tak buat lawak, anda tahu, ♫ ♫ gugup pentas benar-benar berlaku. ♫ Andainya saya menggeletar semasa menyanyi, ♫ anda tahu bagaimana saya rasa. ♫ ♫ Kesilapan yang saya buat, ♫ ♫ tremolo akibat daripada  getaran badan. ♫ ♫ Anda di sana rasa malu untuk saya. ♫ ♫ Anda tak perlu malu. ♫ ♫ Mungkin sedikit malu. ♫ ♫ Mungkin saya boleh  bayangkan anda semua bogel. ♫ ♫ Tapi menyanyi di depan orang  yang bogel lebih menakutkan. ♫ ♫ Bukan nak cerita panjang lebar, ♫ ♫ tapi imej badan bukan kekuatan saya. ♫ ♫ Jadi, saya harap  anda semua berpakaian. ♫ ♫ Maksud saya, tak betul-betul bogel. ♫ ♫ Sayalah yang ada masalah. ♫ ♫ Anda berkata, jangan bimbang,  kamu akan jadi bagus. ♫ ♫ Tapi saya adalah saya, ♫ ♫ saya tahu apa akan jadi. ♫ ♫ Nasihat anda lembut tapi lambat, ♫ ♫ mungkin sedikit merendah-rendahkan. ♫ ♫ Nada menyindir itu tak  membantu nyanyian saya. ♫ ♫ Tapi tak perlulah kita  berbicara tentangnya, ♫ ♫ saya di pentas,  anda penonton. Hai. ♫ ♫ Saya bukannya bergurau  tentang fobia saya. ♫ ♫ Jika saya tak sedia menghadapinya, ♫ ♫ saya takkan berada di sini. ♫ ♫ Jika saya mengumandangkan  dengan jelas, ♫ ♫ perlahan-lahan saya semakin pulih. ♫ ♫ Mungkin minggu depan,  saya akan mainkan gitar, ♫ ♫ suara saya jelas dan  semua orang menyanyi. ♫ ♫ Mungkin saya akan naik ke pentas  dan semuanya semakin baik, ♫ ♫ peti suara saya bergerak, ♫ ♫ laju sedikit daripada bunyi. ♫ (Tepukan)