"Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws, stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice, hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."
"앞발을 쥔다, 앞발을 꽉 쥔다, 뒷다리를 밟는다, 개의 얼굴에 레몬즙을 쏜다, 돌돌 만 신문지로 머리를 때린다, 가슴팍까지 땅에 닿게 엎드리게 한 다음, 등이 땅에 닿게 몸을 뒤집는다."