♫ I'm not joking, you know, ♫ ♫ this stage fright is real. ♫ ♫ And if I'm up here trembling and singing, ♫ ♫ well, you'll know how I feel. ♫ ♫ And the mistake I'd be making, ♫ ♫ the tremolo caused by my whole body shaking. ♫ ♫ As you sit there feeling embarrassed for me, ♫ ♫ well, you don't have to be. ♫ ♫ Well, maybe just a little bit. ♫ (Laughter) ♫ And maybe I'll try to imagine  you all without clothes. ♫ ♫ But singing in front of all naked strangers scares me more than anyone knows. ♫ ♫ Not to discuss this at length, ♫ ♫ but my body image was never my strength. ♫ ♫ So frankly, I wish that you all would get dressed, ♫ ♫ I mean, you're not even really naked. ♫ ♫ And I'm the one with the problem. ♫ ♫ And you tell me, don't worry  so much, you'll be great. ♫ ♫ But I'm the one living with me ♫ ♫ and I know how I get. ♫ ♫ Your advice is gentle but late. ♫ ♫ If not just a bit patronizing. ♫ ♫ And that sarcastic tone doesn't  help me when I sing. ♫ ♫ But we shouldn't talk about  these things right now, ♫ ♫ really, I'm up on stage, and  you're in the crowd. Hi. ♫ ♫ And I'm not making fun of  unnurtured, irrational fear, ♫ ♫ and if I wasn't ready to face this, ♫ ♫ I sure as hell wouldn't be here. ♫ ♫ But if I belt one note out clearly, ♫ ♫ you'll know I'm recovering slowly but surely. ♫ ♫ And maybe next week, I'll set my guitar ringin' ♫ ♫ my voice clear as water, and everyone singin'. ♫ ♫ But probably I'll just get up and start groovin', ♫ ♫ my vocal cords movin', ♫ ♫ at speeds slightly faster than sound. ♫ (Applause)
♫ Kas tead, ma ei tee nalja, ♫ ♫ see rambipalavik on tõeline. ♫ ♫ Ma värisen siin laval ja laulan, ♫ ♫ sa saad teada, mida ma tunnen, ♫ ♫ ja näed vigu, mida ma teen, ♫ ♫ kuuled mu keha värisemise vibraatot. ♫ ♫ Sa tunned minu pärast piinlikust, ♫ ♫ aga sa ei pea nii tundma ♫ ♫ Või ehk ainult õige natuke ♫ (Naer) ♫ Ehk kujutan ma ette,  et olete ihualasti, ♫ ♫ aga alasti inimeste ees laulmine  on minu arust väga hirmutav. ♫ ♫ Lühidalt öeldes, ♫ ♫ pole mu enesehinnang kunagi hea olnud. ♫ ♫ Ausalt öeldes sooviksin,  et te end riidesse paneksite, ♫ ♫ sest te ei ole ju päriselt alasti. ♫ ♫ Ja pealegi on see minu probleem. ♫ ♫ Te ütlete: "Ära muretse,  kõik läheb imeliselt". ♫ ♫ aga ma tunnen ennast hästi ♫ ♫ ja tean, kuidas ma käituda võin. ♫ ♫ Teie soovitus on hea aga hilinenud ♫ ♫ ja võib-olla ka tibake üleolev. ♫ ♫ Sarkastilisest hääletoonist  ei ole lauldes abi. ♫ ♫ Me peaksime praegu rääkima sellest, ♫ ♫ et ma olen lava peal  ja sina oled publikus. ♫ Tere ♫ Ma ei tee selle ebaloogilise  hirmu üle nalja, ♫ ♫ ja kui ma ei oleks valmis  sellega silmitsi seisma, ♫ ♫ ei oleks ma kohe kindlasti  praegu siin. ♫ ♫ Aga kui ma suudan ühegi noodi  selgelt välja laulda, ♫ ♫ võite kindlad olla, et ma paranen  aeglaselt aga kindlalt. ♫ ♫ Ja võib-olla järgmisel nädalal  heliseb mu kitarr, ♫ ♫ mu hääl on selge kui vesi ja  kõik laulavad kaasa. ♫ ♫ Aga arvatavasti ma lihtsalt tulen lavale ja hakkan kaifima, ♫ ♫ mu häälepaelad liikumas, ♫ ♫ veidike kiiremini kui heli. ♫ (Publik plaksutab)