One acronym for God is the "gift of desperation," G-O-D, or as a sober friend put it, by the end I was deteriorating faster than I could lower my standards.
Un acrónimo de God [Dios] es  Gitf of desesperation (G-O-D] [don de la desesperación], o como apunta un amigo sobrio, al final me deterioraba tan rápidamente  que tuve que bajar mis estándares.