If I were to get a better job, if I were to get more money, if my boss would have a heart attack, if only I was married, if only my wife would leave me -- (Laughter) if only I had children, if my children would grow up and go to college ...
Si consiguiera un mejor empleo, si tuviera más dinero, si mi jefe sufriera un ataque cardíaco, si tan solo me casara, si tan solo me dejara mi mujer... (Risas) si tan solo tuviera hijos, si mis hijos crecieran  y fueran a la universidad...