(Laughter) Yes, I want all your lives to be a joke, and that they have punchlines; that they have (German) "die Poente," as good as "No, they are for the funeral," "It's already in his wife's name," "Not screaming like his passengers," and "Thank you for flying Lufthansa."
(Risas) Sí, quiero que todas  sus vidas sean un chiste y que tengan remates; y que tengan "die Poente", tan buenos como "No, son para el funeral", "Ya está a nombre de su esposa", "No gritando como sus pasajeros", y "Gracias por volar con Lufthansa".