(Laughter) At family gatherings where you suddenly feel homicidal or suicidal -- (Laughter) remember that in all cases, it's a miracle that any of us, specifically, were conceived and born.
(Risas) En reuniones familiares donde de repente  uno se siente homicida o suicida, (Risas) recuerda que, en todos los casos, es un milagro que cualquiera de nosotros,  fuera concebido y llegar a nacer.