He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
Definitivamente diría: "Y Dios bajó del cielo y le dijo a la vaca: 'Cruzarás la calle'. Y la vaca cruzó la calle y hubo un gran regocijo con la vaca sagrada".