I enrolled myself in something called "sexual surrogacy therapy," in which people I was encouraged to call doctors prescribed what I was encouraged to call exercises with women I was encouraged to call surrogates, who were not exactly prostitutes but who were also not exactly anything else.
Mi iscrissi a una cosa chiamata terapia sostitutiva sessuale, in cui presunti medici prescrivevano presunti esercizi con presunte donne dette 'surrogate', che non erano esattamente prostitute ma non erano esattamente altro.