He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
Direbbe di sicuro, "Dio scese dal cielo, e disse alla mucca, 'Tu attraverserai la strada.' E la mucca lo fece, e ci fu molta allegria perché la mucca era sacra."