If I were to get a better job, if I were to get more money, if my boss would have a heart attack, if only I was married, if only my wife would leave me -- (Laughter) if only I had children, if my children would grow up and go to college ...
Se ottenessi un lavoro migliore, se guadagnassi più denaro, se il mio capo avesse un attacco di cuore, magari fossi sposato, magari mia moglie mi lasciasse (Risate) magari avessi dei bambini, se i miei bambini crescessero  e andassero al liceo ...