You know when the Large Hadron Collider started, and it didn't work, and people tried to work out why, it was the Small Hadron Collider team who sabotaged it because they were so jealous.
Ricordate quando attivarono il Grande Hadron Collider, e non funzionò, e si cercava di capire il perché, beh, era stato il team del Piccolo Fadron Collider ad averlo sabotato perché ne erano invidiosi.