There’d be a pompous paper parliament who remained out of touch, and who ignored the people's protests about all the paper cuts, then the peaceful paper protests would get blown to paper pieces, by the confetti cannons manned by pre-emptive police.
Haveria um pomposo parlamento de papel que seria intocável, que ignoraria os protestos das pessoas contra cortes de papel; e os protestos pacíficos de papel acabariam em papel picado, por canhões de confete usados pela polícia preventiva.