(Applause) You knew that at any second that straw was going to plunge through, and you didn't know if it was  going to go out the other side and straight into your hand, or if you were going to get juice everywhere, but you were terrified. Right?
(Aplausos) Vocês sabiam que, a qualquer instante, aquele canudo iria perfurar a embalagem, sair do outro lado, e atingir sua mão e esparramar suco para todo lado. Era terrível, não?