"Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws, stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice, hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."
"Segure suas patas dianteiras e aperte-as, bata nas patas traseiras, jogue suco de limão na sua cara, bata na cabeça com um jornal enrolado, ajoelhe no seu peito, vire-o de cabeça para baixo."