I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over, and by the time she had gotten out of the car, and gone around the car to let me out of the car, I would have already gotten out of the car and pretended to have died.
Fui ver minha mãe outro dia, e ela me contou esta história, da qual eu tinha me  esquecido completamente, de como, quando ela estava dirigindo, e eu estava junto, ela encostava o carro, e, no momento em que ela saía do carro e dava a volta para me deixar sair, eu já tinha saído e fingia que havia morrido.