You see, the fathers of anatomy -- and I say "fathers" because, let's face it, they were all dudes -- were poking about between women's legs and trying to classify what they saw.
De Väter der Anatomie -- und ich sage "Väter", denn ehrlich, es waren nur Kerle -- stöberten zwischen den Beinen der Frauen herum und versuchten zu benennen, was sie sahen.