♫ I'm not joking, you know, ♫ ♫ this stage fright is real. ♫ ♫ And if I'm up here trembling and singing, ♫ ♫ well, you'll know how I feel. ♫ ♫ And the mistake I'd be making, ♫ ♫ the tremolo caused by my whole body shaking. ♫ ♫ As you sit there feeling embarrassed for me, ♫ ♫ well, you don't have to be. ♫ ♫ Well, maybe just a little bit. ♫ (Laughter) ♫ And maybe I'll try to imagine  you all without clothes. ♫ ♫ But singing in front of all naked strangers scares me more than anyone knows. ♫ ♫ Not to discuss this at length, ♫ ♫ but my body image was never my strength. ♫ ♫ So frankly, I wish that you all would get dressed, ♫ ♫ I mean, you're not even really naked. ♫ ♫ And I'm the one with the problem. ♫ ♫ And you tell me, don't worry  so much, you'll be great. ♫ ♫ But I'm the one living with me ♫ ♫ and I know how I get. ♫ ♫ Your advice is gentle but late. ♫ ♫ If not just a bit patronizing. ♫ ♫ And that sarcastic tone doesn't  help me when I sing. ♫ ♫ But we shouldn't talk about  these things right now, ♫ ♫ really, I'm up on stage, and  you're in the crowd. Hi. ♫ ♫ And I'm not making fun of  unnurtured, irrational fear, ♫ ♫ and if I wasn't ready to face this, ♫ ♫ I sure as hell wouldn't be here. ♫ ♫ But if I belt one note out clearly, ♫ ♫ you'll know I'm recovering slowly but surely. ♫ ♫ And maybe next week, I'll set my guitar ringin' ♫ ♫ my voice clear as water, and everyone singin'. ♫ ♫ But probably I'll just get up and start groovin', ♫ ♫ my vocal cords movin', ♫ ♫ at speeds slightly faster than sound. ♫ (Applause)
♫ No faig broma, sabeu, ♫ ♫ la meva por escènica és real. ♫ ♫ I si estic aquí tremolant i cantant, ♫ ♫ bé, doncs ja sabeu com em sento. ♫ ♫ I com m'equivocaria, ♫ ♫ i el tremolo causat pels tremolors del meu cos sencer.♫ ♫ Mentre vosaltres esteu aquí sentint llàstima per mi, ♫ ♫ bé, no cal que en sentiu. ♫ ♫ O potser una mica si. ♫ (Riures) ♫ I potser intentaré imaginar que esteu despullats. ♫ ♫ Però cantar davant d'un munt d'extranys despullats em fa més por que res ♫ ♫ No cal parlar d'això en detall, ♫ ♫ però la meva imatge corporal mai ha estat el meu fort. ♫ ♫ Així que francament, tant de bo us vestíssiu ♫ ♫ Vull dir, en realitat no esteu ni despullats. ♫ ♫ I jo sóc el que tinc el problema. ♫ ♫ I em dieu &amp;quot;No et preocupis tant, ho faràs molt bé&amp;quot;.♫ ♫ Però jo sóc el que viu amb mi mateix ♫ ♫ i se com em poso. ♫ ♫ El vostre consell és amable però arriba tard. ♫ ♫ I potser una mica condescendent. ♫ ♫ I aquest to sarcàstic no m'ajuda quan canto. ♫ ♫ Però no hauríem de parlar d'això ara mateix, ♫ ♫ de veritat, jo estic a l'escenari i vosaltres al públic. Ei.♫ ♫ I no estic fent broma d'una por racional i adquirida, ♫ ♫ i si no estigués disposat a afrontar-la, ♫ ♫ ben segur que no estaria aquí. ♫ ♫ I si se m'escapa una nota clarament, ♫ ♫ sabreu que m'estic recuperant sense pressa però sense pausa. ♫ ♫ I potser la setmana que ve, posaré en marxa la meva guitarra ♫ ♫ la meva veu clara com l'aigua, i tothom cantant. ♫ ♫ Però probablement m'aixecaré i ho disfrutaré ♫ ♫ mentre les meves cordes vocals ♫ ♫ es mouen a més velocitat que el so. ♫ (Aplaudiments)