(Applause) You knew that at any second that straw was going to plunge through, and you didn't know if it was  going to go out the other side and straight into your hand, or if you were going to get juice everywhere, but you were terrified. Right?
(Aplausos) Vocês sabiam que, em qualquer altura, esta palhinha ia perfurar e não sabiam se ia aparecer do outro lado e furar-vos a mão ou se iam espalhar sumo por toda a parte, mas vocês estavam aterrorizados.