What you should in fact do is employ all of the world's top male and female supermodels, pay them to walk the length of the train, handing out free Chateau Petrus for the entire duration of the journey.
Deviam era contratar os maiores supermodelos do mundo, homens e mulheres, pagar-lhes para percorrer o comboio, oferecendo garrafas de Chateau Pétrus durante toda a viagem.