(Laughter) So I decided that I was going to learn how to code, and then I was going to hack the internet and I would take down all the copies of that talk that existed, and then I would memorize it, and then I would come here and deliver it as if it was my own speech.
(Risas) Decidín, ademais,  que ía aprender a programar, e despois ía hackear internet e eliminaría todas as copias  existentes desa charla, memorizaríaa, e despois viría aquí e diríaa  como se fose o meu discurso.