Bill Hicks -- and if you don't know his work, you should really Google him -- Hicks had a routine about getting into one of those childhood bragging contests on the playground, where finally the other kid says to him, "Huh? Well my dad can beat up your dad," to which Hicks replies, "Really? How soon?"
Bill Hicks, se non coñecedes o seu traballo, deberiades consúltalo en Google. Hicks tiña un monólogo sobre os concursos de fachenda que fan os rapaces no patio, onde ao fin o outro rapaz dille, "Eh? Pois o meu pai pode darlle unha malleira o teu." ao que Hicks contesta, "De verdade? En canto tempo?"