In all seriousness though, what…
qalal leh darnaan kala duwan, oo caadi ahaan saameeya hal dhinac oo jidhka ah, dareenka oo luma halkaana aad moodid in qaybtaasi aanay qofka ku oolin, aragga oo luma, dhibaatooyin hadal oo ah fahmidda, hadlidda ama labadaba (aphasia), xusuus lumid, tirinta oo aan la awoodin, awoodda ashyaada oo lagu garto dareen oo lunta, kaadi ama saxaro hejin la'aan, isbeddelo ku dhaca shakhsiyadda qofka, iyo, liqidda oo dhib ah.