"Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
Intii aanu ciidan ba uruur sanin ayaa warku soo dhacay odhanaya Nishapur nimankii waa dul taagan yihiin, labaatan kii kun askar oo xiimaya Nishapur bey joogaan.