Narrator: Previously on Ninjago...

Kai: The Overlord's alive.

What?

[ALL SCREAMING]

Come back safe to us, ninja.

[NARRATOR READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Is this the greatest thing ever or what?

Where are you?

We're trapped in space and you...

Where did you go?

Guys, we're in space. I thought this is stuff only Fritz Donnegan gets to enjoy.

Fritz is from a comic book, dude. This is real.

Well, you got me hooked on the character.

Would you lighten up and not step on my dreams of being a real Starfarer just yet?

We have to find a way to take control of the ship. Unh!

If they get the Golden w*apon back to the Overlord... Ninjago doesn't stand much of a chance. Whoa!

There's no access to the rest of the ship.

Only way out is through the same air lock we came in.

And if my memory banks serve correct... space has a way of taking one's breath away, in the negative sense.

[BEEPING]

Cryptor: Delta V guidance.

Data point: 030.

Initiate auto sequencing.

[BLEEPING]

[BEEP]

Zane: Enjoy it while you can, Jay... because in five minutes, the entire ship is scheduled to lighten up.

The supplemental boosters are set to detach.

I'm a ninja, not an astronaut. What does that mean?

Zane: The portion of the ship we are currently stationed will soon detach... and we will be abandoned in space with it.

Hello? Kai? Anyone?

Can you read me?

Kai: We read you loud and clear.

They are alive.

They are alive.

Good to hear you, boys.

We're going to help you get home safe.

Pixal was able to find the blueprints for the rocket.

You need to escape the cargo hold before it's too late.

Near the front of the ship is an A2 storage compartment.

Inside are emergency space suits.

That will be a doozy.

We can't get the space suits unless we go outside.

The problem is, we can't go outside without the space suits.

Any other suggestions?

They are completely out of their element.

Even if they get through this, what chance do we have of getting them home?

Uh, we can still hear you.

Yeah. We could really use some encouraging words right about now.

If you cannot change your circumstances, change yourself.

Can anyone else figure that one out?

His wisdom usually takes a while to set in.

But we don't have a while!

Zane, you're the only one who can survive outside the ship.

She's right. I'm the only one who doesn't need oxygen. I must go alone.

Go get them, Zane.

[GRUNTING]

[BEEPING]

Cryptor: Approaching comet.

Prepare to disengage supplemental boosters.

[ZANE GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

No. No. No.

No.

Come on, Zane.

You can do this.

You can get back.

Ice!

[BEEPING]

Lloyd: Come on, Zane, where are you?

Cryptor: Booster separation on my command.

Five, four, three, two... disengage.

Lloyd: We made it!

Thank goodness.

Lloyd: We have our space suits and found one way to change ourselves.

At least now we can stay on this ride a bit longer.

Nya: All right.

To commandeer the ship, get to the cockpit.

You'll find an access hatch just ahead of you.

Cole: You know what's also ahead? A desolate void of nothingness.

If any one of us falls off...

Kai: We'll take it slow. Together.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Jay: I can't wait to see the expressions on the faces of those chrome domes... when they find out we've stowed away onboard.

Cole: They're nindroids, nimrod. They don't have expressions.

Jay: Oh, yeah? Well, Zane has expressions.

Cryptor: Ugh!

Kai: Zane's not like them.

Do we really have to go over this right now?

Jay: It's just so quiet. I'm only trying to fill the space.

Get it? Ha. Space?

Cryptor: Get rid of them.

The ninja have stowed away.

Pythor [over radio]: Stay the course for the Golden w*apon.

They must be getting help.

We'll track down who's aiding them.

Kai: So much for our surprise att*ck. Look out!

[NINDROID LAUGHING]

All: Whoa!

Lloyd: Cool.

Kai: Go, Jay. All right!

Jay: Not Jay. Fritz Donnegan.

Fear isn't a word where I come from.

Lloyd: Oh, man. I'm sorry for introducing him to that.

Kai: Don't be. If we can't change our circumstances... that's one way to change yourself.

f*re!

[COLE GRUNTING]

Cole: Hope we didn't need that.

Ice!

Cole: Ninja... Uh-oh. Ah!

Kai: Cole!

Cole: Guys, a little help, please?

We can't use our spinjitzu in zero gravity.

There's too little resistance.

Lloyd: Too little? I'd say the resistance is a bit more than we can handle at the moment.

Jay: Haven't you heard, Scurge? No free rides. Waa-yah!

Cole: Help!

Jay, don't let Cole get away.

Fritz, save him!

Jay: I'm on it, Commander Kiflin.

Waa-yah!

I just blew you away. Ha, ha.

Help!

[PANTING]

Fritz Donnegan to the rescue!

Cole: Help!

Jay: Gotcha. Next time, don't get carried away.

Cole: Thanks, I owe you one.

Jay: Okay. Stay away from Nya.

Cole: Maybe a different one.

Cryptor: The Golden w*apon.

Prepare for entry.

But take us through the comet's tail.

Nindroid: General, the comet's letting off... a high volume of debris.

Do it.

Wu: You are almost to the cockpit.

Just make sure to continue your course... and focus on the task ahead.

Kai: Sensei? I'm getting interference. I can't hear you.

Zane: Asteroids.

Kai: Cryptor's steering us into the tail of the comet.

Find cover!

Cole: Cover? What cover?

[NINDROIDS WHIMPERING]

Jay: Hey, ha, ha. They do have expressions.

Never mind.

Wu: They can't hear us because of the asteroid shower.

They must be preparing to land.

But we have to warn them about what else is on that comet.

Yeah. Uh, we're not alone either.

The transmissions are coming from here.

Overlord: Seize the entire building.

This place will play a crucial role to our greater agenda... once they return with the Golden w*apon.

Pythor: Do it.

Wu: We must go.

But we have to warn them.

We can't just leave them without telling them what else is out there.

Grab everything you can.

This way.

We're coming in hot. Lloyd!

[LLOYD GRUNTING]

Kai: Hold on!

Pythor: Ha. The cowards have fled.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Overlord: But Arcturus has landed.

Prepare the factory.

The Golden Master will rise on their return.

He's vulnerable. We must fight him now.

No. Not until we get the ninja home safe.

We must get back in contact.

We need to find somewhere we can't be found.

I know just the place.

They found us.

Don't lose those computer components. We need them all.

[ALL SCREAM]

Wu: Hurry, use our momentum.

Together.

Now!

I've got you, brother.

Great. Now we'll never get out of here.

Leave that to me.

Get them, you imbeciles.

Good thinking. You're still linked to the security forces.

Pixal: Now let's get out of here.

I hope the city can survive without us.

So too the ninja, I pray.

We survived.

[KISSING NOISES]

Lloyd: Nya, are you there?

Dad? Wu?

Anyone?

Kai: Maybe the others didn't make it.

Zane: They're all gone.

Cole: They must have left for the w*apon.

Jay: Let's take the ship before they get back.

Ugh. They took the launch key.

Kai: Are you telling me this entire ship starts up with a simple little key?

Cole: Come on, tell me one of you knows how to hot-wire this thing.

Hey, guys, come and see this.

They took lunar rovers.

Looks like they left tracks to follow.

Jay: Unh! Move your gas t*nk. I can't see.

Kai: Your blaster is in my rib.

Jay: That's not a blaster, that's my leg.

Cole: Zane, you're squeezing my arm.

Zane: I thought that was the accelerator.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Kai: This must be where the Golden w*apon landed.

Cole: There's the w*apon.

Kai: And there's the key.

Nindroid: Shiny.

Cryptor: No, don't.

Argh!

Only the Overlord can withstand the power of all the w*apon combined.

No one directly touches it.

Jay: Those are the Golden w*apon, all right.

Zane: Hello there, little friend.

Jay: Oh, would you look at that? Can you believe it?

It's an extraterrestrial life-form.

Cole: It's a bug, and it's not what's important right now.

Jay: There's so much we could learn from it. So much we could teach it.

I'm gonna call him Glowy.

Oh, look, Glowy can fly.

How cute.

Wu: [static noise] You must not disturb the alien life. They are very dangerous. Can you hear me?

Kai: I can't make that out. What did you say?

The alien life, they're dangerous.

A few years ago, scientists studied a meteorite that had fallen to Ninjago.

It most likely came from the same comet you're on.

Inside the meteorite, there were the fossilized remains... of some kind of parasite that feeds on metal alloys.

Zane: They tickle.

[ZANE & JAY LAUGHING]

Jay: Silly Glowy.

Zane: Ow!

Nya: Do you hear me?

Whatever you do, don't come in contact with the parasites.

They eat through metal.

Zane: Ah! They're eating through my exoskeleton.

Jay: Bad Glowy! Bad!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Kai: They're on me too.

Jay: They're everywhere!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Ah! Unh!

The gold must remain intact.

Back to the ship.

Zane: What do we do? Any ideas, guys?

Cole: Space. Why did we come to space?

If I could change any circumstance, I'd change ever coming here in the first place.

Lloyd: If you can't change your circumstances, change your mind.

Jay: Now's not the time to be quoting Wu.

Lloyd: No. I finally see what he means.

This is just like the Starteeth.

Come on, I've got an idea.

Ninja.

Ugh.

Get them.

Lloyd: Sensei meant instead of focusing on how wrong things are... focus on what's right.

We have to think positive.

Those parasites aren't just a menace, they're a w*apon.

att*ck!

[GRUNTING]

Cryptor: Go.

[WHIMPERING]

What? Unh!

Ah!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Lloyd: Yeah! All right!

Kai: Now let's go get that launch key.

All: Ninja, go!

Zane: Ice!

Cole: Hello.

Ah!

Kai: Ninja, go!

[GRUNTING]

Unh! Ah!

[BLEEPING]

Kai: You can keep your gold.

I got it. Let's get out of here.

Ninja, go!

Ah!

[CRYPTOR GRUNTING AND NINJAS LAUGHING]

Ninja!

[NINJAS CHEERING]

Jay: We're home free.

[LLOYD GASPS]

Lloyd: The rocket.

It's destroyed.

Jay: Then how are we gonna get home?

Cole: There's no way back.

Cryptor: You're not the only ones who can adapt.

So long, ninja.

Lloyd: No.

Kai: They got away. We failed.

I repeat, they got the Golden w*apon.

Are you on the rocket?

Can you stop them?

Kai: No. The ship is destroyed.

We're not coming home.
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