At Sean’s house. He’s dialing Emma’s number

Emma’s answering machine: This is the Simpson-Nelson residence, please leave a message. 

(Sean hangs up. Tracker and Wendy come in.)

Sean: Need help with that? 

Tracker: Um, Sean. This is uh Wendy.

Wendy: Hi 

Tracker: This is my little bro, Sean 

Wendy: Bathroom? 

Tracker: First door on the right… Sorry bout’ that bro. Figured you’d be over at the girlfriends, you know, as usual 

Sean: Haven’t been there in a month. Thanks for noticing. 

Tracker: What? Did you guys break up or something? 

Sean: Her step-dad is sick. 

Tracker: Yeah, well, that’s too bad. Look, why don’t you um, why don’t you go buy him a get well card or something. 

(Sean calls Emma again.)

Emma’s answering machine: This is the Simpson-Nelson residence, please leave a message. 

Outside Degrassi

Toby: My (something) should just buy stock in the photo company, they ordered like two dozen prints. 

Sean: Are they blind? 

(Jay’s civic comes up.)

JT: See that guy Jay? One hundred percent pure psycho. 

Toby: Park there you’ll get a ticket. 

Jay: Oh not a ticket! 

~Jay grabs Toby’s pictures~ 

Toby: Hey give those back! 

(Sean grabs them.)

Jay: What are you? His body guard? 

Sean: His friend. 

Jay: pfft. 

Media Immersion

Mr. Simpson: Good job… Spell check, try it some time. 

Sean: He’s in a great mood. 

Emma: He started chemo last week. 

Sean: Oh, sorry. 

Emma: It’s okay. The laptop was a surprise from Mom to cheer him up. 

Sean: Cause’ nothing says happy like a new computer. 

Emma: true, if you’re Archie Simpson…Did you call last night? There were some hang ups. 

Sean: No. Wasn’t me…I was thinking. Why don’t we get together tonight. You know, watch some TV, order a pizza, like we used to 

Emma: I don’t know if I can 

Sean: Come on. A movie, a couch, double cheese, me. 

Emma: How could I resist? 

Hallway. Jay’s breaking into a vending machine

Jay: Yo what’s up? Get up. 

(Jay gives Sean a chocolate bar. Sean sits next to Emma at her locker.)

Sean: Hey. What is this? 

Emma: Tempe alp alpha and peanut sauce. Hello, vitamins. 

Sean: Hello, taste good. 

Mr. Simpson: Emma, I’m calling a sub, I’m going home. 

Emma: Not feeling well? 

Mr. Simpson: Your mom’s stuck at the salon tonight. So you got a come straight home. 

Emma: I can’t Sean and I are…

Mr. Simpson: Are going to have to reschedule. 

(Emma sighs.)

Sean: Did you guys ever hear of babysitters? 

Emma: Sean? 

Sean: Yeah I know, it sucks 

Emma: I know 

Outside

Kendra: Wow, (something) you can’t do that! 

Liberty: Oh, I can, a rare but legal move of opportunity by the lonely pawn. 

Nadia: Toby, is everything okay? 

Toby: JT was supposed to be here. 

Nadia: Then why is he sitting over there? 

Toby: He probably just forgot today’s the inaugural meeting of the Rooks and Knights Society. Hey JT! Over here! 

Kendra: Yeah, he really forgot. 

Toby: Hope he hasn’t forgotten he’s staying over at my house tonight. Nadia: Check mate four 

Shop class

Craig: When I try doing that with a wrench, it just felt looser. 

Sean: Maybe you should stick to selling cars. 

Craig: Hey shut up! Man, this was supposed to be my bird’s course for the semester. 

Sean: I don’t know many birds that can change a transmit ion. 

Mr. Ehl: Ah, nice job Sean, you can work my pit any day. 

Craig: Sean? What’s his problem? Don’t mess with him man. 

Sean: You’re doing that wrong… Try removing the injector line first. Righty tighty, lefty loosy. 

Jay: You’ve got guts Cameron 

Classroom

Mr. Armstrong: Now in an obtuse triangle, one angle is greater then 90 degrees, where as in a scalene triangle… 

(Mr. Raditch comes in.)

Mr. Raditch: May I see Sean Cameron please? 

Mr. Armstrong: Sure, Sean? 

(They go outside the classroom.)

Mr. Radicth: Someone broke into a vending machine near your locker. Did you see anything? 

Sean: No. 

Mr. Raditch: Really? Some students said that they saw you- 

Sean: Saw me what?! 

Mr. Raditch: I’m just trying to get to the bottom of this. 

Sean: So that points to me? The poor kid?! 

Mr. Raditch: That’s not what I said 

Sean: Then what are you saying?! 

Mr. Raditch: Watch your tone. Sean, I’m just trying to get to the bottom of this. 

Sean: Well I’m not at the bottom of it. 

Mr. Raditch: Well the way you’re acting, I’m beginning to think you are. I’m watching you, Mr. Cameron. 

Outside

Jay: What’s your problem? 

Sean: You! Raditch is all over me because of that stupid vending machine! 

Jay: Did you tell him anything? 

Sean: No. But he thinks I did it! 

Jay: Oh, I’m in trouble with Raditch! I’m gonna get a detention! 

(Sean punches Jay, and a fight breaks out.)

Mr. Armstrong: Hey, I said cool it! 

Office

Jay: Technically, the sidewalk is city property. Fight was off school grounds. We should get a warning. 

Sean: Don’t talk to me. 

Jay: You handled yourself pretty good. 

Sean: I said don’t talk to me. 

Jay: Look at you, all Eminem on the outside, big scared baby on the inside. 

Sean: I’ve got a record okay? 

Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly k*lled a kid in Wasaga! 

Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear. 

Jay: Sorry? What, I can’t hear you? 

Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal’s office. 

Jay: Chairs got my imprint in it. Look, you ever wanna hang with some real 

people, your people. Not geeks. You let me know. 

Mr. Raditch: Jason, you first. In my office now. 

JT’s dream

JT: Liberty… 

(Wakes up.)

Toby: JT, get up. We’re gonna be late. 

JT: Toby quit it! Stop! 

Toby: What? Did you pee the bed or something? You had a wet dream? 3 feet above my head? 

JT: Can you keep it down?! 

Toby: Who was it about? 

JT: Your Mom. 

Toby: It was Liberty wasn’t it? Liberty…Liberty… 

JT: Toby! I swear if you tell anyone, I’ll slaughter you! 

Toby: Okay sh**t. So, what time do we meet the cool kids for lunch? 

JT: Lunch? No, no you’re not having lunch with us okay? 

Toby: Oh yes I am. Unless you want everyone to find out about your sticky situation. 

Outside School

Sean: Cold air intake. 

Jay: Yeah, how’d you know? 

Sean: It’s a simple mod. Sucks air into the engine, adds about 5 horses. 

Jay: You know your cars. 

Sean: You don’t. It’s loose. Now, the cold air in takes a start, but if you really wanna tweak this, add a full cap back system…It, it’s a pipe running from the (something) converter to the exhaust, it adds about 15 horse power. 

Jay: Sweet. How much? 

Sean: In parts? A few hundred. 

(Jay whistles.)

Sean: The parts aren’t cheap, but if you want, I can do the labor for free. 

Lunch room

Paige: Oh it might be a trump nine, but it does not b*at a left bower. 

Spinner: I, I don’t understand. I mean trump, bower, Euchre? Is this even English? 

Toby: Actually Euchre is an English word. But it’s origins are unknown. Love Euchre, always play with my Buby. Deal me in. 

JT: I’m Toby Isaacs, I know everything. 

Toby: I was just making an observation. 

JT: Really? Would you like to hear my observation Toby? No one cares. 

Toby: Well I know something everyone here might care about. 

JT: Toby 

Toby: The nocturnal emission , better known as the wet dream. I’ve had them, Spinner’s had them, even Mr. Raditch has even had them. 

Paige: Okay, I so did not need that mental image. 

Toby: Know who else has had them? 

JT: Hey guys, lets get back to the cards 

Toby: JT York 

Spinner: Okay. Is there a point to this? 

Toby: Oh there’s a point. Right there. 

Spinner: I’m still lost. 

Toby: So was JT this morning, in sweet dreams of Liberty. 

Hazel: Uh, gross. Can we change the topic? 

Paige: No way, this is such juicy gossip. Pardon the pun. 

Ravine

Emma: We have one hour to pick up each and every last piece of garbage. Remember guys, today we’re gonna 

Everyone: clean the ravine! 

Jay: This is how you’re gonna spend lunch? Picking up garbage? 

Sean: I promised I’d help out. 

Jay: Fine, help out. We’re going for a drive. 

Emma: Sean, I was thinking you and I could start on the northeast slope. 

Jay: Uh oh, chemical spill! 

Emma: Well I’m gonna go start. 

Jay: Great sense of humor. Look man, it’s your choice. Come for a ride, or “Clean the Ravine!” 

Emma and Sean in the Ravine

Emma: Want a drink? Thanks for helping. I know this isn’t exactly your idea of fun… Sean? 

Sean: The garbage isn’t going any where. 

(They start to make out, but Kendra comes up.)

Kendra: Uh, lot, lot a garbage? 

Sean: Emma? 

Emma: Anybody could walk by. 

Sean: Who cares? 

Emma: I do. 

Hallway

Emma: See you in class… Fine, be like that 

Sean: Like what? 

Emma: Sulky. 

Sean: You’re so uptight! 

Emma: Why? Because I didn’t wanna like make out in front other people. 

Sean: No, because you never wanna do anything. Not with me! 

Emma: I just spent my entire lunch with you! 

Sean: Yeah! Cleaning the Ravine! 

Emma: Well sorry that I care about stupid unimportant things like the environment! 

Sean: That’s all you care about! Emma Nelson! Environmental Crusader. A babysitter. A nurse. 

Emma: Snake has cancer Sean. 

Sean: Yeah, I heard! 

Emma: Fine, tomorrow you spend lunch with those losers! 

Sean: You know what? I will! Because at least they’re fun! 

Emma: Fun?! And you! You’re just pathetic. 

(Sean slams her locker.)

Shop class

Mr. Ehl: This is not a barn yard. I am not your mother. So clean up. Okay? All of you who have cleaned up, get outta here. 

Jay: Righty lefty loosy huh? Hey, remember the cap back system? I’ve been working on a scheme to get the cash. 

Sean: Oh yeah? 

Jay: It’s pretty good. 

Sean: Good, lets do it. 

Jay: Don’t you need permission from the boss? 

Sean: She’s not my boss. Lets go. 

Jay: Alright 

Hallway

Jay: Alright, I’ll break in. You guys make sure the janitors are occupied. 

Sean: Yo, the keyboard will get you $50 if you’re lucky. Now that, that’ll buy you a cap back system. 

Jay: Since it was your idea. 

(Sean slips the laptop into the bag.)

Outside School

Sean: Alright, I got this. All you gotta do is clamp here. 

Jay: Up front? 

Sean: And another one at the (something) should be at the back. 

Emma: Sean, can I talk to you for a minute? Alone? 

Sean: No. 

Jay: Go ahead and talk. We’re all interested. 

Emma: It’s about yesterday. We both said a lot. I was hoping we could talk, really talk, about everything. 

Sean: Got nothing to say. 

(Emma walks away.)

Alex: She really is as flat as a board. 

Outside

JT: How could you do that? 

Toby: Me? What about the way you’ve been acting? 

JT: You told them I had a wet dream over Liberty! 

Toby: You treated me like crap for no reason! You stood me up for lunch, you act like I’m some big loser. What did I do to you? 

JT: Look, you’re they’re my friends, you’re my friend, but you and them.. 

Toby: Are never gonna happen? 

JT: No… Toby, Toby, wait up! Let’s have lunch together today, okay? 

Mr.Simpson’s room

Emma: What’s the matter? 

Mr. Simpson: My, my new laptop. I, I thought I left it locked in here last night. I mean I know the chemo’s making me stupid, but I cant believe I actually lost it. 

Emma: Maybe it’s not the chemo…
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