Opening scene - It is dark and we can't see much 

Seth: (whispers) Ryan, Ryan hey, hey man are you asleep 

(Seth turns the lamp on and moves down the bottom end of his bed, we see Ryan with his eyes shut on the floor) 

Seth: Ryan, are you asleep 

(Ryan groans, Seth holds his nose closed then pulls his hand back quickly, Ryan rolls over to face the other way) 

Seth: yeah I cant sleep either (sighs) I know what your gonna say you know she hasn't technically (Ryan opens his eyes) dumped me yet but its only a matter'a time right, so what'do I do, do I force a confrontation or do I jus continue to be whiny an passive aggressive until she realises what a catch I am Ryan? Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, you asleep 

Ryan: (frustrated, rolls over) yeah 

Seth: oh ok sorry i'm gonna let you go back ta sleep ok cause as bad as things are for me right now, there much worse for you so 

Ryan: what? (sits up) 

Seth: well i'm jus saying that you know i'm at least in my own bed not sleeping, you're on my floor not sleeping 

Ryan: because you won't stop talking 

Seth: yeah but also because your ex girlfriends sleeping in your room to the dismay of your girlfriend who you jus got back together with 

Ryan: Marissa's fine with it 

Seth: i'm sure she is buddy, the same way you'd be fine with it if uh uh Oliver was sleeping on her couch, its cool 

Ryan: what'do you want me ta do, kick Theresa outta the pool house 

Seth: no but, aren't you just the least bit curious as to when she's leaving 

Ryan: no, no i'm not, i'm not worried about it 

Seth: ok 

Ryan: ok 

Seth: good - night, go back ta bed...or the floor 

(Seth lies back down and Ryan rolls over, he closes his eyes then suddenly sits up) 

Ryan: yeah ok I should talk ta Theresa 

Seth: (sits up) let me come with you 

CUT TO: Ryan and Seth outside the pool house, Ryan knocks then goes in Seth follows 

Ryan: (yells) Theresa 

Seth: housekeeping 

Ryan: helloooo 

Seth: maybe she's still at work 

(we see a grocery bag, and normal bag on the bed, in the background we hear a toilet flush) 

Ryan: no her bags here 

Seth: yeah apparently she's ben shoppin 

(Theresa comes out of the bathroom) 

Theresa: sorry, I didn't hear you guys...come in 

Seth: hey let me know if you ever need anything ok, my moms got lots'a toiletries 

Theresa: thanks but um i'm probably not gonna be here that much longer 

Ryan: (looks at Seth) oh, your not 

Theresa: no, I-I can't impose on Seth's parents forever 

Seth: sure ya can, I intend to 

Theresa: thanks but I really need'ta figure things out, I have some family I can call so 

Ryan: so uh see you tomorrow? 

Theresa: no a-actually I picked up a morning shift at the bakery so 

Ryan: oh alright so maybe after school 

Theresa: sure, but aren't you an Marissa 

Ryan: yeah no I mean we'll both see you after sc- 

Seth: well actually I'll see you after school because uh my girlfriends currently dating her father (Theresa looks at him, then Ryan) which to me is 

Ryan: Seth! 

Seth: we'll talk about this tomorrow (Theresa nods) goodnight 

Theresa: night 

Ryan: alright, goodnight 

(Ryan leaves and Theresa watches him go, then she walks over to the grocery bag and picks up a fuchsia coloured box. camera changes so we can see the box says 'Pregnancy Test' Theresa looks at the box, then looks up with a worried look on her face) 

Theme song - California by Phantom Planet 

Cohen kitchen - Kirsten, Sandy, Julie and Caleb are in there together 

Julie: so what's it gonna be Cal (hands him photos) the Hyatt Newporter, the pool at the four seasons hotel where everybody gets married or the beautiful glass cathedral over looking the ocean at the Wayfarer's Chapel hm? 

Caleb: (looks at his watch) uh I have to get ta work w-whatever you like, Juju (kisses her on the cheek) 

Julie: (disappointed) oh 

Caleb: sorry about breakfast Kiki 

Kirsten: dad the only reason we're having this breakfast is so that we can do some work, you have ben so busy with the wedding lately I haven't even seen you 

Julie: really? because every time i've asked him ta help me with the wedding he says he's working with you 

Sandy: really so Caycay what'ya ben doin all this time 

Caleb: don't you have some place ta be 

Sandy: as a matter'a fact i'm meetin Jimmy for breakfast, I bet even that sounds pretty good to you right about now 

Caleb: the Wayfarer Chapel it is 

Julie: w-w are you sure I mean these photos don't really do it justice, you know what I should take you up there this weekend, you'll love it 

Caleb: uh I wish I could, i'm outta town 

Julie: what, since when, you can't go out of town we're getting married next week 

Caleb: just one night...business 

Kirsten: business where? 

Caleb: uhh...Nevada 

Julie: Nevada as in Los Vegas Nevada 

Caleb: actually 

Kirsten: dad you're going outta town for one night to Vegas on business, what business? 

Julie: there is no business your going ta Vegas because your having a bachelor party aren't you 

Caleb: some of the investors an I are 

Julie: hiring strippers, drinking too much an gambling all night the weekend before our wedding 

(Ryan and Seth come in while Julie speaks) 

Sandy: gees it sounds like a bachelor party ta me, I have'ta admit I-I feel a little hurt that I wasn't invited 

Seth: yeah me too 

Sandy: not that I have any affection for you Caycay you know that but...I do love the Vegas 

Seth: I didn't know you love the Vegas dad 

Sandy: (giddy) oh I love the Vegas, I love the Vegas, Ryan how'da you feel about the Vegas 

Ryan: uh i've never ben to the Vegas my mom was all about the Reno 

Seth: dad we should go, you love Vegas, Ryan an I have never ben oh an he can use his uh mutant card counting abilities, pay for the whole trip 

Julie: sounds like fun for the whole family (Seth nods & raises his eyebrows) 

Ryan: yeah it does but what about Theresa 

Kirsten: well I can take care of Theresa, you guys should go 

Caleb: do I have any say in this 

Julie: ugh uh no (kisses his cheek) mw, enjoy your bachelor party 

(Julie leaves and Caleb smiles at them) 

CUT TO: Jimmy's house - Sandy knocks on the door and Jimmy opens it 

Sandy: hey 

Jimmy: hey 

Sandy: ready for breakfast 

Jimmy: almost, my realtor is on her way just have'ta give her the contract 

Sandy: contract for what 

Jimmy: well with any luck (pushes a few buttons on his laptop which brings up a photo) my new house 

Sandy: (impressed) Jimmy it's right on the beach, its perfect! 

Jimmy: (smiles) yeah I jus wanna give Marissa a home she can be proud of y'know, what about you what're you gonna do with your half'a Caleb's money 

Sandy: actually i'm takin some of it with me ta Vegas this weekend, the boys an I are crashin his bachelor party (Jimmy laughs) you wanna come 

Jimmy: are you kidding, the man bailed us out, took Julie off my hands, ill buy him his first lap dance (Sandy laughs) (doorbell) hell ill give him one myself, can you-can you grab that I jus gotta get the contract 

(Sandy opens the door) 

Realtor: hi 

Sandy: hi 

Realtor: Gail van Deepen you must be Sandy 

Sandy: hi yeah 

Realtor: congratulations on selling the restaurant 

Sandy: oh 

Realtor: you guys musta made a fortune, I heard that Robert Campbell is gonna turn that whole area into an outdoor mall 

Sandy: Robert Campbell we uh we actually sold the restaurant to Caleb Nichol 

Realtor: oh well then I guess Caleb Nichol is gonna make a fortune, well another fortune right, but you an Jimmy musta made good money soo what're you gonna do next 

(Sandy is speechless, the realtor looks at him) 

CUT TO: Harbor school - Ryan and Marissa are walking in the halls 

Marissa: I wanna k*ll him, of course then id probably have'ta go to jail but it would be better then having to move in with him an my mom right, an that way I wouldn't have'ta tell my dad i'm moving out 

Ryan: you still haven't told him 

Marissa: well-well what am I spose'ta say that Caleb's blackmailing me, then my dad'll k*ll him an ill have'ta move in with my mom 

Ryan: so..what're you gonna tell him 

Marissa: I don't know but I guess I have'ta do it by this weekend huh 

Ryan: actually I think your dad might be goin'a Vegas this weekend 

Marissa: how do you know? 

Ryan: (softly) because I might be goin'a Vegas this weekend 

Marissa: (suprised) for what 

Ryan: Caleb's bachelor party 

Marissa: what? with like uh strippers an prost*tute an showgirls 

Ryan: yeah I don't know I hope so (Marissa shoves him playfully) what no i'm not gonna go I mean I can't leave Theresa here all by herself 

Marissa: Theresa, what about me? 

Ryan: we-you-you know what I mean you got Summer an your sister Theresa she's got nobody 

Marissa: well she's got me, I mean I am your girlfriend right...so I mean any friend of yours is a friend'a mine, right 

(Ryan kisses her) 

Ryan: you are my girlfriend 

Marissa: (smiles) glad ta hear it (kiss again) mm now about those strippers 

Ryan: w-what strippers I don't even know of any strippers (they kiss again) 

CUT TO: Kirsten's office - Julie is in there with her 

Julie: I don't want Chippendales I want STRIPPERS full on full frontal male strippers, preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas 

Kirsten: ah-huh or I could invite the girls over an I could throw you a lovely catered bachelourette cocktail party 

Julie: with strippers 

Kirsten: without strippers, Julie we are smart sophisticated women we don't need strange naked me dancing infront of us to be entertained 

Julie: (pouts) i'm not as smart as you, plus the boys are getting strippers 

Kirsten: the boys are not getting strippers 

Julie: Kirsten, its Las Vegas you get strippers as a side with your entrée, course their getting strippers why else would Sandy go ta Vegas with Caleb 

Kirsten: (starting to give in) strippers huh 

Julie: (excited) ah huh lets get all the newpsies inta limos, drive ta LA have dinner on Sunset then head south to Mantopia or the stud farm 

Kirsten: you've done your research 

Julie: (grins) Todd in accounting, who also told me about this place called the petting zoo, its not exactly legal but- 

Kirsten: Julie, I am not going to a place called the petting zoo, you don't know where the pets have ben 

Julie: we'll be too drunk ta care 

Kirsten: no strippers! 

Julie: just one! stripper (begs) please jus one little stripper who never hurt anyone he was jus tryin'a make his way in the world (Kirsten looks at her) naked 

Kirsten: (tries not to laugh) one - little - stripper 

Julie: yesss you're the best! but no Chippendales, an not little 

(Kirsten turns around and Julie grins at her and raises her eyebrows) 

CUT TO: Harbor school - Seth and Summer are in the student lounge 

Summer: a bachelor party 

Seth: (nods) mm-hmm where really anything could happen 

Summer: uh...good ta know 

Seth: yeah jus kind of a courtesy thing really seein as how last time I checked we were still boyfriend an girlfriend, even though you've ben ignoring me in the halls and don't return any of my calls, I didn't mean for that ta rhyme 

Summer: (closes her eyes) look Cohen 

Seth: look I jus want you ta tell me that your not gonna let what your dad thinks of me break us up 

Summer: (looks down) he's my dad 

Seth: so what, I don't Summer I don't care about your dad, ok I care about you alot an if that's not good enough for you th (realises) obviously that's not good enough for you so i'm gonna go ta Vegas (walks away) 

(Summer turns around, stamps her foot out of frustration) 

Summer: (softly) wa 

(Summer watches him leave, sad) 

CUT TO: The pool house - Theresa is in there and Ryan comes in 

Ryan: hey 

Theresa: hey 

Ryan: how's work, how're ya feelin 

Theresa: good, um i'm actually going back I picked up another shift tonight 

Ryan: oh Marissa an I were kinda hopin we could all hang out 

Theresa: yeah I cant um I have'ta make money if i'm gonna go to Atlanta 

Ryan: (shocked) Atlanta? 

Theresa: yeah my cousin Kim lives in Atlanta an she said I can go stay with her as long as I pay my own way so (Ryan looks disappointed) I mean she doesn't have a pool house or anything but...that way maybe I can get a second chance too (begins to leave) 

Ryan: how much you need 

Theresa: ...Ryan I can't take your money...I don't even (shrugs) I two thousand dollars 

Ryan: ill ask the Cohen's 

Theresa: no you wont (Ryan sighs) listen ta me this is not your problem ok, go, win (smiles) make money that's what i'm gonna do 

(Ryan smiles) 

CUT TO: Cohen living room - Seth, Ryan and Marissa are in there talking. a skateboarding video game is on the TV, Seth turns it off 

Seth: two thousand dollars huh (thinks) well i've got about (makes click sound w/his mouth) id say i've got about a thousand (sits on table) in uh savings bonds, bahmitzvah bucks 

Marissa: yeah an I could throw in a couple hundred 

Seth: yeah 

Ryan: I can't ask you guys ta do that 

Marissa: well you didn't ask, we volunteered 

Ryan: well thanks but it's still not enough 

Seth: but you could make it enough you can take that money ta Vegas an you can like triple it on the black jack tables right 

Ryan: (unsure) uh I don't know I mean its ben a while since i've done the whole card counting thing 

Seth: that's fine listen i'm 'onna start you off slow right, if you suck i'm jus gonna cut you off 

Ryan: (frowns) well how do we get into the casinos? 

Seth: I don't know I think we'd use our fake ideas (pulls them out) 

Marissa: (suprised) you have fake ids 

Seth: (hands one to Marissa) C.D Sebulski of Manwell park? its good to meet you have you met my associate (hands it to Ryan) Marty Nayfis (smiles) 

Marissa: oh god 

(Ryan raises his eyebrows when he looks at his) 

Marissa: ok look, you guys go ta Vegas, ill take care of Theresa, if you win great...if not well then Theresa never has'ta know, well what'do you have to lose 

Seth: just a thousand dollars in bahmitzah bonds but other then that nothin...(to Ryan) you in (Marissa & Seth both look at him) Marty are you in 

Ryan: (thinks) (raises his eyebrows) i'm in 

CUT TO: The guys arriving at the hotel in Vegas, Ryan and Seth walk in first, followed by Jimmy, Caleb and finally Sandy 

Seth: welcome ta Vegas (smiles) 

Ryan: Reno was never like this (smiles) 

Caleb: (looks around) what is this place 

Sandy: this is the Hard Rock hotel an casino, according to Seth it is ground zero for...aging hipsters like yourself 

Caleb: (looks at Sandy) I thought we were going to Caesars 

Seth: yeah about that Caesars didn't have a permanent Springsteen exhibit 

Jimmy: although they do have Celine Dion 

Seth: yet another reason we're staying here 

Sandy: hey mock if you must but the woman can sing, sing, sing 

Seth: your gonna regret saying that on your birthday 

Jimmy: yeah, really 

Amy: welcome to the Hard Rock my name is Amy, which one of you is Mr. Cohen 

(Sandy and Seth both step forward) 

Sandy: oh hi 

Seth: hi Amy (shakes her hand) we spoke on the phone, its good to see you 

Amy: yes its good to see you, we have the penthouse all ready for you Mr. Cohen, if you gentleman will follow me 

Sandy: (impressed) the penthouse 

Seth: yeah 

Sandy: so who's card did ya put that on 

Seth: oh please, the old mans 

Sandy: oh I love you son, I love you 

Seth: I love you too dad (puts his arm around Sandy's shoulder) 

Sandy: aw 

Seth: jus not as much as I love Vegas (Sandy laughs) 

Amy: the casino, restaurants, pool an spa are all on this level, and if you follow me ill show you our famous bowling alley 

Caleb: dear god there's a bowling alley 

Amy: yes sir, it's in your room 

CUT TO: The penthouse - Seth and Ryan are playing ten pin bowling. Seth knocks down all but 2 pins, he throws his hands in the air 

Seth: did you see that I just - almost - bowled a strike (hits Ryan in the arm) in our hotel room man i'm never goin home (Ryan hits him back) 

(Jimmy is walking around excited, Caleb isn't impressed) 

Caleb: it's like a million dollar frat house 

Jimmy: (laughs) I know, it's fantastic 

Caleb: hmm well i'm gonna explore the casino 

Amy: may I give you gentleman a tour 

Caleb: no ill find my own way thanks 

Sandy: (hands her money) we're good, thanks 

(Amy smiles and goes to leave, Ryan and Seth stop her) 

Ryan: uh actually you know what we'll uh we'll take that tour 

Seth: yeah 

Amy: oh sure I jus need ta see some ID 

(Ryan and Seth look at each other then take their wallets out) 

Amy: its just a formality, we have alot of kids under 21 using fake IDs to get onto the casino floor, we'd hate to have'ta throw them out of the hotel (they both put their wallets away) 

Seth: you know what Amy, I don't think we're gonna need that tour actually 

Amy: oh 

Seth: but thankyou for stopping by 

Amy: absolutely 

Seth: so much, you're really sweet 

(Amy leaves) 

Seth: what're we gonna do man, I don't wanna get thrown outta the hotel, I love the hotel 

Ryan: me too 

Seth: I wanna marry the hotel an have little gambling addicted alcoholic kids with it 

Ryan: it'll be fine, we'll find another casino 

Seth: what like-like a youth casino 

Ryan: (laughs) Seth its Vegas, you wanna find some action in this town, all you gotta do is ask 

CUT TO: The casino floor - Caleb is playing something and his phone rings 

Caleb: (answers) yeah...where're we doin this...no i'm at the Hard Rock of all places...fine, i'm on my cell 

(Sandy walks up behind him) 

Sandy: so, where's the party 

Caleb: there is no party just a quiet dinner 

Sandy: hey speakin'a dinner have you figured out what your gonna do with the restaurant 

Caleb: not yet, you an Jimmy figured out what your gonna do with all that money that I paid ya for it 

Sandy: i'm puttin all mine on the hard ways, Jimmy's gonna buy a house for himself an Marissa 

Caleb: really? last time I talked ta Marissa she was planning on moving in with us 

(Sandy looks at Caleb confused) 

CUT TO: Jimmy's house - Summer, Marissa and Hailey are sitting on the couch together, they all look un happy/bored 

Hailey: i'm sorry but does it strike anyone else as tragic that the boys are in Las Vegas doing god knows what while we're sitting here watching the Valley marathon 

Marissa: hey its Sums favourite show ok (to Summer) right Sum...are you crying 

Summer: (tears streaming down her face) no. it's a sad episode (sniffs) 

Marissa: (whispers to Hailey) she broke up with Seth 

Summer: Coop! 

Hailey: what! why? 

Marissa: her dad doesn't approve 

Summer: Coop! 

Hailey: please, you think my dad approves of Jimmy Cooper, the mans a felon (Marissa looks at her) no offence 

Marissa: yeah I know, anyway my mom still doesn't approve of Ryan 

Hailey: its like a rule like your parents almost have'ta disapprove otherwise the sex isn't any good (Marissa and Summer look at her) was that an over-share? 

Marissa: yeah, he kinda is my dad 

(door bell) 

Hailey: yeah, ill get the door 

(Hailey opens the door and Kirsten is there) 

Hailey: (frowns) hey 

Kirsten: hey, uh can I talk to you, alone 

Marissa: (in the background) uh lets uh move 

Summer: yeah 

(Marissa and Summer both get off the couch) 

Hailey: you want me to get you a stripper 

Kirsten: well not me, Julie an I only ask because...you were a stripper 

Hailey: can I ask you something, how do you get yourself inta these things 

Kirsten: I wish I knew 

Hailey: does she have a picture of you wearing culottes or something...you don't even like Julie Cooper 

Kirsten: ssshh, Marissa's still here, an that's not entirely true 

Hailey: you let her walk all over you 

Kirsten: you're upset with her because she's marrying dad 

Hailey: yeah for his money, the same reason that she married Jimmy 

Kirsten: well she's not your biggest fan either 

Hailey: (confused) sooo why am I getting her a stripper 

Kirsten: because if you don't, she's gonna make me take her to a place called the petting zoo which according to Todd in accounting...they pet 

Hailey: (laughs) you know what, ill do it. if Julie Cooper wants a stripper, I know jus the man for the job 

Kirsten: (smiles) thankyou 

(Hailey smirks/laughs) 

CUT TO: Las Vegas - Ryan and Seth are walking around outside by Hard Rock's gorgeous beach 

Seth: we live in an age'a miracles Ryan, look at them frolicking look how much fun that is, with the bowling alleys in the penthouse 

Ryan: (smiles) yeah 

Seth: you know what i'm sayin hotel rooms, there's beaches in the middle of the desert...there is so many bikini cladded women that I haven't even thought about Summer since like 

Ryan: since you left a message on her machine in the hotel room 

Seth: sure that's right but that was also twenty minutes ago, you know what i'm sayin i'm feelin liberated now confident 

Ryan: ah-huh 

Seth: like I could walk up'ta anyone'a these women an just...converse you know what i'm saying 

Ryan: great (pushes him) go for it 

(Seth disappears out of the sh*t then comes back in almost immediately) 

Seth: the thing is I don't wanna be rude to you 

Ryan: I can take care'a myself 

Seth: yeah w-but I cant I can't, I can't jus go up to some strange girl an say oooh 

Jen: excuse me would you mind if I kissed you 

Seth: are you talkin ta me 

(a guy walks passed and Jen kisses Seth, Ryan watches them. when the guy dissapears Jen stops kissing Seth) 

Jen: sorry Hard Rock's kind of exclusive, can't use the beach unless your with a guest so 

Seth: (stunned) oooh 

Jen: i'm Jen (holds her hand out) 

Seth: Seth 

Jen: an you are an excellent kisser, can I buy you guys a drink, say thanks 

Seth: uh (laughs) yeah I think we're out so that (phone rings) um jus hold on one second its Summer (answers) hey 

(Summer is in Marissa's bedroom) 

Summer: Cohen listen i've ben thinking 

Seth: yeah 

(same guy from before walks by) 

Jen: hey I have to kiss you again (kisses him) 

Summer: what! 

Marissa: what? 

Summer: Cohen what is going on over there? 

(Summer is listening) 

Jen: wow, you're an amazing kisser 

Seth: hold that thought please (to Summer) hey Summer um 

(Summer hangs up) 

Seth: hello 

CUT TO: Summer and Marissa on Marissa's bed 

Summer: he's kissing another girl 

Marissa: (shocked) no 

Summer: yes right infront'a me on the phone, I can't believe this I have ben crying actual tears over that ass an he's kissing randoms! 

Marissa: ok you know what, we're gonna have a girls night out ok, Theresa's coming over an we can do whatever you want 

Summer: really, cause all I wanna do right now (angry) is go ta Las Vegas an kick Cohen's ass 

CUT TO: Ryan and Seth 

Seth: she's gonna kick my ass 

Ryan: yeah 

Jen: was that your girlfriend? 

Seth: was bein the operative word there 

Jen: I am so sorry 

Seth: no its listen 

Jen: I should go, I shouldn't even be here I should-I should go, I have a paper ta write anyway 

Ryan: yeah yeah we should probably go too so 

Jen: where're you guys headed, can I give you a life somewhere 

Ryan: you have a car here? 

Jen: I live here I go to UNOV (Ryan and Seth nod) English major, with a weakness for fake beaches, what about you guys 

Seth: uh 

Ryan: uh jus visiting 

Seth: yeah 

Ryan: actually we're lookin for a black jack game ta get into 

Seth: yeah its sorta business 

Jen: I don't know about black jack but a couple'a guys from my class are doing this poker thing down town, its kind of intense though (raises her eyebrows) wanna go 

(Seth and Ryan look at each other) 

Seth: yeah 

Ryan: sure 

CUT TO: Jimmy and Sandy standing near the hotel pool, they are standing on like an enlcosed wooden deck and the pool is below them 

Sandy: hey 

Jimmy: how'd it go with Caleb? 

Sandy: ahh he stonewalled me I got nothin 

Jimmy: maybe he's just out here for his bachelor party 

Sandy: (laughs) yeah right, yeah a bachelor party where Robert Campbell just happened ta stop by an pay him a half a billion dollars for the coast line 

Jimmy: so he's profiting from our loss he's Caleb Nichol, that's what he does, he paid us a huge amount'a money for that restaurant, he's the only reason I can put a bid on a house 

Sandy: you may wanna retract that bid, cause according ta Caleb...Marissa's movin in with him 

(Jimmy looks at Sandy shocked) 

CUT TO: Jimmy's house - Marissa and Theresa are now the only ones there 

Marissa: yeah so Summer had'ta go home but she wants us ta call if we go out 

Theresa: yeah, I don't feel like going out much if that's ok 

Marissa: yeah no of course its ok, we'll just order in you want like Indian, Chinese, Sushi 

Theresa: no not Sushi, I can't do raw fish 

Marissa: ok um well what about something else ta drink I think we have like juice, soda (raises her eyebrows) beer 

Theresa: no I can't...I mean I shouldn't, thanks 

Marissa: you can't drink (sits) you can't have sushi (jokingly) what're you pregnant (Theresa doesn't say anything) oh my god are you pregnant 

(Theresa looks at her) 

CUT TO: Las Vegas - Ryan, Seth & Jen are walking into the poker game 

Ryan: we're jus playing Texas hold em right 

Jen: yep, last time I was here it was like a 250 buy-in 

Seth: as in two hundred an fifty dollars (Jen nods) 

Ryan: what you play? 

Jen: yeah jus for fun, well it was fun until last time I lost that two hundred an fifty 

(a big bouncer looking guy steps in front of, Jen waves at him and he lets them pass to go to the table) 

Jen: these guys, they don't play for fun 

Seth: (to Ryan) you do know how'ta play poker right 

Ryan: yeah...haven't played in a while but 

Jen: i'm gonna go buy us a drink 

Seth: ok 

Jen: ok (walks away) 

Ryan: look we don't have'ta do this 

Seth: yeah well what about Theresa 

Ryan: Theresa's not your responsibility 

Seth: well she's not yours either yet here we are so listen (puts money in his hand) I love the Vegas, its time ta see if the Vegas loves me 

(Ryan sits at the table. Seth accidentally walks into a man with a cow boy hat on, he looks rough but he just nods at Seth) 

Seth: howdy 

CUT TO: Jimmy's house - Marissa and Theresa are sitting at the kitchen table, both are quiet 

Theresa: ...I haven't told anyone, not my mom...not Eddie...especially not Ryan you're the only one who knows so 

Marissa: well i'm not gonna tell anyone I promise (Theresa nods) hey do you not wanna talk about this 

Theresa: i've ben going crazy keeping this to myself 

Marissa: ok so do y-do you know what you wanna do 

Theresa: I don't even have the money ta get ta Atlanta, so... I have no idea how I would pay for an...(upset) I mean even if I had the baby, I work in a bakery you know what am I spose'ta do 

Marissa: well maybe if you talk ta Eddie 

Theresa: (shakes her head) no I cant, he'll try'ta convince me ta marry him an have the baby...or else he'll say it isn't his 

Marissa: who else's could it be? 

(Theresa doesn't say anything, they just look at each other) 

CUT TO: Las Vegas - Inside the poker game. Seth is sitting at the bar next to this big guy, Seth's drinking out of a sh*t glass with a straw {so funny} someone blows smoke in his face and he turns around to watch the poker game 

ATH(angry trucker hat): all in, twenty five hundred (puts his chips in) 

(Ryan looks at his cards then puts his chips in) 

Ryan: (turns his cards over) pocket aces 

(ATH throws his cards and gets up from the table. Ryan collects his winnings and leaves the table) 

Seth: hey hey how ya doin there buddy 

Ryan: we got your bahmitzvah money, we got uh Theresa's money now we gotta go 

Seth: nooo, what about the Ryan-an-Seth-go'ta-Europe money my man get back in there we can get vespas 

Ryan: vespas really 

Seth: yeah it's Europe or w- Harleys I don't know whatever the point is man why quit when you're ahead 

Ryan: cause if we don't angry trucker hat over there is gonna hurt me 

Seth: maybe he's not angry at you, maybe he's angry cause he found out people don't wear trucker hats anymore come on i'm doin so good with Jen, I think 

Ryan: so invite her back to the hotel room or somethin 

Seth: it is...kinda sweaty in here id like ta do that but how am I gonna do that 

(Jen walks over) 

Ryan: hey so uh Seth an I were wondering iiiiffff 

Seth: if you would like ta come back to our hotel room with us an go bowling, which is not as weird as it sounds 

Jen: wait are you guys staying in the pent house, my girlfriends an I have always wanted to rent that out for a night but it's so expensive 

Seth: (smiles) yeah well uh you should call them, you should bring them over 

Jen: (smiles) are you serious 

Seth: yeah, call em 

Jen: ok, thanks (kisses him on the cheek) 

(Jen and Seth walk off, Ryan laughs and shakes his head then follows them) 

CUT TO: Cohen house - Its Julies bachelourette party Kirsten walks outside to where Julie is 

Kirsten: now isn't this better then some seedy Hollywood club (hands her champagne) 

Julie: mm-hmm (drinks) mm when's the stripper gettin here (Kirsten looks at her) don't tell me I want it ta be a surpise (door bell) (gasps) suprise (grins) 

Kirsten: ill get it 

Julie: um maybe I better go with you know uh-hm incase it's a UPS man an I have'ta sign for the package or maybe its a plumber an he needs ta tighten my pipes or you know what (opens the door) what if its- Hailey (less friendly) what're you doing here 

Hailey: Kirsten invited me, since you clearly forgot (walks in) 

Julie: my memories fine 

Kirsten: (sighs) crab cakes 

Hailey: I can't stay I jus saw a f*re truck out front an wanted'ta make sure everything was ok 

Julie: f*re truck! 

(a fireman walks in, Julie's mouth is wide open) 

FM: is it hot in here (takes off his shirt revealing his chest) or is it just me 

(another guy walks in carrying a stereo on his shoulder, Julie grins and puts her finger to her mouth, the second guy walks in and gives his f*re hat to Kirsten. 2 more guys come through the front door and pick Julie up. Julie squeals then laughs as she's carried by them. they put her on the table then one of the guys gets up there with her. Hailey is watching and smiling) 

Kirsten: Hailey (trying not to laugh) I said one stripper 

(Julie is still on the table dancing with the guy, the girls and the strippers are all having fun together. in the background the phone rings. Kirsten goes into the kitchen to answer it) 

Kirsten: hello 

Sandy: hey 

Kirsten: oh thank god its you there are four male strippers dressed as fireman dancing in our living room 

Sandy: theme stripping you gotta love that 

(in the background we see one of the strippers strip down to his bright red undies, all the women scream) 

Kirsten: oh wait, now there not dressed as anything at all 

Sandy: well try'ta keep em off the furniture 

Kirsten: so how's everything going in Vegas? 

Sandy: let me ask you somethin, do you find it at all odd that after your father bought into the restaurant as powerful as he is...we were still denied our liquor license 

Kirsten: well yeah but the guy that was on the liquor board was an ex client of Jimmy's 

Sandy: so your dad doesn't know anyone on the liquor board 

Kirsten: well he knows everyone but why would he do something like that he was a partner in the restaurant 

Sandy: so he could buy us out cheap an turn around an sell it to Robert Campbell for ten times as much 

Kirsten: Sandy he wouldn't do that 

Sandy: oh honey when are you gonna realise, there is nothing your dad wouldn't do 

Kirsten: well what're you gonna do 

Sandy: i'm gonna talk to your father 

CUT TO: Hard Rock - Seth, Ryan and Jen are walking back in 

Seth: hey Ryan 

Ryan: yeah 

Seth: i'm proud'a you man, not as proud as if we were on vespas but... 

Ryan: right 

Seth: (to Jen) hey Jen we're gonna do uh strip bowling, i'm not a very good bowler so you'll probably see my tush 

(in the background Jimmy motions for Ryan to come over) 

Ryan: hey you guys go ahead i'm gonna catch up alright 

Seth: yeah hurry up 

Ryan: ok (he walks over to Jimmy) 

Jimmy: (on the phone) hey I still haven't heard from you I jus wanna make sure your ok Ryan's here he'd like ta say hi so uh give us a call back ok, I love you kiddo (hangs up) (to Ryan) i've ben callin her all day an she hasn't picked up her cell 

Ryan: is everything ok 

Jimmy: (sighs) listen do you know...anything about Marissa moving in with Caleb an Julie 

Ryan: uh yeah, she finally told you 

Jimmy: no, she didn't...Caleb told Sandy, is there somethin I should know (Ryan looks shocked) what 

Ryan: nah nothin I jus I don't know why he'd do that they had a deal 

Jimmy: a deal? what kinda deal 

(Ryan looks at him) 

CUT TO: Summer in the lobby of Hard Rock 

Summer: (to person) move (to front desk lady) hi the name is Cohen C - O - H - E - N (unsure) I think that's how you spell it 

CUT TO: The pent house - Seth and Jen are in the room together 

Seth: (looking out the balcony) you can pretty much see the entire strip from here 

Jen: (in a dressing down) yeah you can see it from here too (takes off her robe, she's in a bikini) 

Seth: (mouth wide open) it's very impressive 

Jen: (goes over to him) wait till ya see what happens next 

Seth: mm I would actually I would like that very much to see what happens next the thing is i'm kind of in love with my girlfriend, an that makes it weird 

Jen: ex girlfriend, right 

Seth: that's a good point 

Jen: mm-hm (kisses him) 

(Summer opens the doors) 

Summer: (yells) Cohen! 

Seth: Summer! 

(Ryan runs in after Summer) 

Ryan: I-I tried'ta stop her 

Summer: get away from him whore 

Seth: whoa whoa hey hey she's not a whore ok she goes to UNOV 

Summer: oooh you know i'm sorry (loud) skank 

(in the background we hear 'hello' then 3 more girls walk in) 

Summer: (laughs) mm did somebody order more skanks 

Jen: come on in you guys, Ryan, Seth this is Valerie, Shannon an Grace 

(Seth waves, then goes to talk to summer. a guy appears from around the corner) 

Lucas: aren't you gonna introduce me 

Jen: what are you doing here Lucas? 

Lucas: this many girls, i'm gonna need payment before the party 

Seth: (confused) uhhh b- no payment are you uh 

Ryan: you're a prost*tute 

Summer: (hits Seth) I knew it 

Lucas: so four girls till midnight plus ya had Jen all afternoon 

Seth: no man I think i've ben had all afternoon 

Lucas: uhh either way its two fifty an hour which brings us to a grand total of (makes clicking sound with his mouth) five thousand dollars 

(Ryan and Seth close their eyes in disbelief) 

Lucas: so what'll it be gentleman cash cheque or charge 

CUT TO: still in the pent house - the 'pros' are playing ten pin bowls. Seth goes over to Ryan 

Seth: I hate the Vegas (sits next to Summer on the couch) my entire life i've never even seen a prost*tute now I have four of em taking advantage of me in my hotel room, an not in a nice way (Ryan sits between Seth & Summer) 

Summer: well way ta go whore boy 

Seth: thanks 

Ryan: alright alright Summer how much money you got 

Summer: (frowns) i'm not giving you my money, i'm not the one that was worked on 

Seth: hey I wasn't worked on ok I was entrapped, besides this is your fault anyways you're the one who broke up with me 

Summer: oh so you hire yourself a call girl 

Seth: what? your dad wouldn't approve 

Summer: this has nothing ta do with my dad! 

(Ryan leans back on the couch so now Summer and Seth are basically next to each other, arguing) 

Seth: (points) your absolutely right it doesn't 

Summer: ok so maybe I over reacted a little 

Seth: yeah maybe a little I don't know 

Summer: (yells) well maybe if you didn't try so hard with him 

Seth: I only did that because I knew that it was important to you 

Summer: (calms down) swear nothing else happened with the skank ho 

Seth: I swear, one kiss (Ryan looks at him) maybe four (Ryan gets up from the couch) 

Summer: well I hope you enjoyed them because if (emphasised) anything like this happens again, ill k*ll you 

Ryan: yeah well you won't have to, if we don't get five thousand soon her pimp will 

Seth: well between my money an Theresa's money it's only three thousand 

Summer: (opens her bag) three thousand five hundred (holds out her money to Seth) 

(Seth hands it to Ryan, in the background Jen comes in) 

Ryan: thanks but that...still leaves us fifteen hundred short 

Jen: you know you guys did buy us till midnight, that's more then enough time for another game of no limit hold'em 

(Seth looks at Ryan) 

Seth: (to Summer) that's a card game not hooker talk (Summer frowns) 

CUT TO: Cohen backyard - Julie walks up to one of the firemen strippers 

Julie: uh-hm well that was some performance 

Guy: (laughs) believe me that...that was nothing (holds her top tie) what're you doing after the party 

Julie: getting married 

Guy: (laughs) yeah but not tonight right 

Julie: (thinks about it) let me get my purse (walks away in shock) (to Kirsten) ooh thanks for the party 

Kirsten: you're leaving 

Julie: i'm exhausted and the boys are getting back from Vegas early so (looks at Hailey talking to the stripper) please tell me your sisters not hitting on that poor stripper 

Kirsten: ooh there-there old friends (Julie raises her eyebrows) in fact uh Hailey set this whole thing up 

Julie: she did 

Kirsten: (nods) mm-hmm 

Julie: really (hands Kirsten her glass) excuse me (walks over to Hailey) so what was the plan Hailey (Hailey smiles) get your stripper friend to proposition me then tell daddy all about it an the weddings off 

Hailey: (rolls her eyes) please, I knew you'd never sleep with Jeff, he doesn't make enough money 

Julie: an what the hell is that suppose'ta mean 

Hailey: well you married Jimmy for his money, an now my dad you see Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but honey your a whore 

(Julie slaps Hailey hard) 

Jeff: (puts his head back) oooohhh 

(Kirsten is watching) 

Hailey: (brings her head forward) your goin down bitch (pushes Julie) 

Julie: (yells) who're you callin bitch, bitch (pushes Hailey) 

Kirsten: (shocked) oh my god 

(we see Julie and Hailey cat fighting, you know the girly hits. Julie gets in more hits then Hailey though) 

Kirsten: (runs up to them) Hailey! stop it! 

(Julie has Hailey by the hair) 

Jeff: (tries to break it up) ladies (he gets his in the face by one of them, I can't tell who cause it happens so fast) 

(you can hear screaming from both of them, more hitting and pushing. Kirsten watches as they both end up in the pool. Kirsten closes her eyes - they continue fighting in the pool, trying to drown each other etc. Kirsten looks as though she's trying not to laugh {side note, if you can watch this DO I was in tears the first time I saw this, it is THAT funny!} Julie tries to push Hailey's head under, they are both trashing about - Kirsten sits down and just watches helplessly, she drinks her drink) 

Julie: (heard in the background) I never liked you, even when you were a little twerp (screams) come on 

CUT TO: Sandy walking into a fancy looking restaurant 

Sandy: (to guy) hey how are ya i'm meetin someone here (stops and looks around) Caleb! 

(we see Caleb sitting at a table with another guy, Caleb doesn't look thrilled to see Sandy) 

Sandy: there you are gees i'm so glad you guys didn't start eatin without me, Mr. Campbell how are ya Sandy Cohen i'm Caleb's son in law (shakes his hand) former business partner h-h-how is the food here 

(Caleb stands from the table) 

Robert: filet's excellent 

Sandy: really 

Robert: yeah would you uh care ta join us 

(Sandy sits) 

Caleb: actually Robert we-we should jus- 

Sandy: don't mind if I do, so Mr. Campbell I understand that your interested (Caleb sits down again) in Caleb's Balboa coast line property oooh I could see why it is the perfect location (takes Caleb's drink) you mind, i'm parched (Caleb glares at him) mm as a matter of fact some partners an I recently tried ta open a restaurant there , not unlike this one e-except we had two kinds'a meatloaf an dirty martinis...the problem was we could not get a liquor license (looks at Caleb) an for the longest time we couldn't figure out why 

Caleb: Sandy this is not the time 

Sandy: (takes food from Caleb's plate) are you gonna eat that, turns out one of our partners went behind our backs to a friend'a his at the city council an got them ta deny us the liquor license, so he bought us out an now he's peddlin that piece'a property at a much higher price...ta someone else 

Caleb: (stands) Robert I'll have'ta ask you to excuse us 

Sandy: (looks at Caleb) problem is the jokes on him (Caleb sits down again) not only is he guilty of collusion an fraud but he an his property are gonna be tied up in civil litigation for months, years if I have anything ta say about it (Caleb looks at him) (to Robert) the bottom line...that coast line property its absolutely worthless (Caleb gets up from the table) what'do you think'a that Mr. Campbell 

Caleb: I have'ta ask you ta leave (grabs Sandy's arm) 

Sandy: (stands up and pulls his arm away) get your hands off me, you wanna go we'll go come on i'll take ya 

(Jimmy comes up behind them) 

Jimmy: (pushes Sandy aside) Sandy, don't, let me 

(Jimmy turns around and punches Caleb in the face which sends him flying onto someone's table, they all scream. Sandy holds Jimmy back) 

Jimmy: (yells angrily) you think you can manipulate me?! hold my daughter hostage?! 

(we see Caleb lying on the floor with a bloody lip) 

Sandy: easy easy what're you doin, you b*at me to the punch (to Caleb) we'll see ya back in Newport dad (to Jimmy) come on go, go, go 

(Robert looks at Caleb, Caleb wipes his lip) 

CUT TO: Las Vegas - Ryan is back at the poker game and ATH is there too. Ryan is sitting at the table and Jen is standing a little behind him 

ATH: five hundred you've got nothin (throws chips in) 

Ryan: (looks at his card) i'm out 

(ATH collects his winnings, Ryan gets up from the table and goes over to Jen) 

Ryan: I need you ta lend me some money 

Jen: what! no, no way you just lost like three thousand dollars, there is no way i'm lending you money 

Ryan: then I guess you don't get paid 

Jen: look this is not a game ok you an your friends could get seriously hurt 

Ryan: yeah well whose fault is that? 

Jen: I was jus doin my job, you guys were staying in the pent house I thought you had money (Ryan looks at her) look I don't understand, this afternoon you were doing so good...now you suck 

Ryan: (looks at the table) so I guess angry trucker hats feelin pretty confident right now...wouldn't you say 

Jen: (realises) you lost on purpose 

Ryan: I won alotta money this afternoon...now I need yours 

(Jen gives him the money and he goes back to the table and sits down) 

Ryan: deal me in (throws the money on the table) 

CUT TO: Ryan, Seth and Summer walking around outside. Ryan is wearing ATH's baseball hat lol 

Seth: I can't believe he gave you his angry trucker hat 

Ryan: (bragging) he didn't give it to me I won it 

Seth: ooh well that's not really winning then 

Summer: aww be nice Cohen, he paid off your pimps...and your ho's 

Seth: yeah 

Ryan: I did lose your bahmitzvah money though, sorry 

Seth: I lost my bahmitzvah money ok an I also lost Theresa's money which is the only reason you even came here 

Ryan: nah it's not the only reason 

Seth: yeah you don't think the trips a total waste 

Ryan: nah nah I mean we won some we lost some, id say we're walkin outta Vegas pretty much even 

Seth: well id say some of us are walkin out ahead (puts his arm around Summer & kisses her) mwa 

Summer: yeah I think if it were up ta you we wouldn't be walkin out of here at all 

Seth: yeah but now we have a good Vegas story ta tell 

Summer: I don't think you wanna tell people that you lost your bahmitzvah money...on prost*tute (Seth smiles) 

Ryan: yeah well you know what they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 

Summer: I thought that was Tijuana 

Seth: I think that hat should stay in Vegas 

(Seth grabs it off Ryan's head) 

Ryan: hey, hey 

(Seth runs and throws it off the bridge and it lands in a gondola that has 2 people in it. Ryan and Summer walk over and look, Summer and Seth laugh) 

Seth: (to the couple) sorry (the guy picks it up & smiles) 

(they all turn away from the water, Seth sighs and looks at Summer then takes her hand in his, Summer smiles. the volcano thingo explodes and they watch it) 

Seth: (in awe) definitely love the Vegas 

(they walk away, Summer pushes Ryan mucking around, Ryan pushes her back) 

CUT TO: Cohen bedroom - Sandy sneaks in with his bag, he takes off his shoes then walks over to the bed. Kirsten is in bed but awake, she smiles 

Kirsten: mm how was Vegas (Sandy kisses her) mm 

Sandy: definitely a spectacle, how were the strippers 

Kirsten: surprisingly tame actually 

Sandy: that's good 

Kirsten: yeah...considering what happened next 

Sandy: uh (frowns) do I wanna know 

Kirsten: depends 

Sandy: what is it 

Kirsten: on how you feel about drunken cat fights 

Sandy: (smiles) Julie an Hailey 

Kirsten: (nods) mm-hmm 

Sandy: wow, even Vegas can't compete with that 

Kirsten: so, how'd it go with my dad? 

Sandy: well, you'll be relieved ta know I did not punch him in the mouth 

Kirsten: that is a relief 

Sandy: Jimmy did 

Kirsten: ugh 

Sandy: I don't think we'll be invited back ta the Hard Rock any time soon but you know what i'm not really lookin forward ta getting back ta Vegas 

Kirsten: (suprised) I thought you loved the Vegas 

Sandy: ah I do, I do love the Vegas, cause afterwards it is soooo nice ta come home 

(Kirsten smiles and they kiss) 

CUT TO: Jimmy's house - Marissa opens the front door and Ryan is there. Marissa doesn't look happy 

Ryan: (smiles) hey 

Marissa: (upset) you told my dad 

Ryan: your dad found out he-he he asked me I-I had ta tell him the truth 

Marissa: oh so you'll tell my dad the truth but you won't tell me 

Ryan: (confused) well what're you talkin about 

Marissa: ...you know what (begins to close the door) maybe you should just ask Theresa 

Ryan: (puts his hand up) whoa whoa (pushes the door open & walks in) tell me what's goin on ok 

(Marissa turns around with tears in her eyes) 

Marissa: Theresa's pregnant (Ryan is stunned) (laughs) and it might not be Eddies, so why don't you tell me what's going on 

(the camera zooms in on Ryan's shocked expression then Marissa upset, Ryan swallows and closes his eyes. the camera changes and we now see them side on, they stand there looking at each other. the camera gradually moves up the screeen but as it does black comes in from the top so their legs disappear, then their heads until you can only see their waists then its just completely back. {it's really well done. I was impressed the first time I saw it})
{"type": "series", "show": "The O.C.", "episode": "01x26 - The Strip"}