♪  

KIM: How cute is this place?

SCOTT: It's a nice little  

establishment. ]] KIM: (gasps)  

Stuffed Oreo churros. Hi.  

I would love a churro donut.

CASHIER: Got it.  

KIM: Oh, you know what?

We'll get a sampler, too.  

SCOTT: Get a sampler. Enjoy.

KIM: We'll get both. (Sighs)  

Thank you. Dig in.  

OMG. Mmm. Try some.   

SCOTT: I'm not gonna have any

just because I'm gonna see my   

son later and I'm scared that

Kourtney will smell that on me.   

KIM: What? SCOTT: She's nuts.   

KIM: Okay, I'll just do this.

Okay, I feel like the truth's   

out right now. Mmm.   

SCOTT: At least you're...

living your life.   

(ringtone plays) KIM: Hang on.   

SCOTT: Uh-oh.

KIM: Oh, who is it?   

SCOTT: Freak itself.

KIM: Answer it.   

Say you're at a specialist,

holistic place.   

SCOTT: Hey.

KOURTNEY (on phone): Hi.   

Are you in the Valley or in the

city?   

SCOTT: I'm at Sherman Oaks at

this holistic doctor that's   

supposedly, like, number one at

all diets all around the world.   

KOURTNEY: Oh, good.

SCOTT: He's...   

He's from Thailand and says that

he's got something that nobody   

else has heard of.

KOURTNEY: Like...?   

(Kim and Scott laughing)

What is...?   

KIM: Just, just...

SCOTT: No, honestly, he's got   

cat urine.

KOURTNEY: Pick me up a   

bottle. SCOTT: I will, I will.   

It's expensive so I'll take care

of it.   

KOURTNEY: Okay, thank you. ♪   

KIM: One black two-piece and

one gold two-piece.   

JONATHAN: Hi, guys. KIM: Hi.   

JONATHAN: What's up?

What are we doing here?   

Who's office is this?

KIM: This is the tailor.   

JONATHAN: I'm so jealous you

guys are going to Japan.   

KIM: Have you ever been?

JONATHAN: No. You know I   

haven't been.

I've been asking you to come for   

five years now. DANIELLE: Yes.   

KIM: I decided to go to Japan

to sh**t a Yeezy campaign.   

We just thought it would be such

cool vibes.   

Let's do a full sh**t out there,

and kind of debut season seven   

out in Japan.

KHLOE: And Kourt and I have   

been dying to go to Japan so

we're not gonna let Kim go solo.   

KIM: Yeah.

KHLOE: Pregnant and all, I'm   

bumping it up in Japan.

JONATHAN: What are we doing   

here? What are you guys doing?   

KIM: Kanye's people, like,

designing season seven, like,   

around my trip to Japan.

So it's like, basically...   

JONATHAN: Oh, my God.

He really takes this stuff   

really seriously. It's amazing.   

KIM: Yeah.

Yeezy doesn't really, you know,   

play by the fashion rules of

having to have his collection   

out by a certain time.

I mean, we just finished season   

six. And it was such a genius   

campaign of just wearing all the

looks and getting sh*t by the   

paparazzi.

And Kanye got such a good   

response that for Japan, I'm

hoping to get sh*t by, like,   

fans and they post it, or

paparazzi, so that we get   

images, and we'll get tons of

content for my app and my.   

Instagram.

I love these cropped b*mb.   

I could totally do these.

And when I showed up to the   

office, and I saw, like,    or

   people working on this with   

the entire bottom floor filled

with samples, I was like, "Oh",   

my God, you guys are really

serious.   

But I love working with Kanye in

that way, 'cause he'll listen to   

me on things that are important

to me.   

And then I'll trust him on

colors and fabrics, so it really   

does work so well.

JONATHAN: So you don't have   

to do, like, fashion shows

anymore.   

That's amazing.

KIM: I love this vibe.   

I think it's just, like, cooler

and fresh.   

JONATHAN: So freaking cool.

How many people are there doing   

this? ]] KIM: Like, at least   ,   

wouldn't you say?

DANIELLE: Yes, something like   

that. ]] JONATHAN: (bleep)   

KIM: Japan is, like, for the

forefront of fashion.   

You have to be, like, cool girl.

JONATHAN: Can't wait to see   

this. ♪   

CONCIERGE: Welcome to the

Four Seasons.   

KRIS: Thank you.

This looks nice.   

Ooh, fancy.

SHEILA: Beautiful, huh?   

KRIS: I know, I love this place.   

SHEILA: It says you and me.

You and me, babe.   

KRIS: I know, it's always you

and me, babe.   

SHEILA: I know.

KRIS: For how many years?   

SHEILA: A hundred.

KRIS: Uh, it seems like that.   

SHEILA: It does, right?

KRIS: I think you've been   

through every single important

thing with me that I've had, for   

like, my entire life.

SHEILA: Aw.   

KRIS: From births to...

SHEILA: I love you.   

KRIS: I love you, too.

Sheila's one of my oldest and   

closest girlfriends.

SHEILA: Oh, hi.   

Joyce, that's you!

You have your blanket?   

KRIS: We watched each other's

children grow up, and we went on   

family vacations.

I will always be so grateful for   

this friendship.

SHEILA: Can I tell you   

something?

This is, like, really kind of    

sad.

I was going through a bunch of    

pictures last... I found great

pictures of us.    

KRIS: You did?

SHEILA: But, like, I just...    

You know, there's, like, a spark

in my face back then.    

You look the same.

You look fantastic.    

KRIS: I look the same 'cause

I've had a little help here    

and there. You know?    

SHEILA: But I mean, like,

it's really funny because you    

see, like, these young, you

know, vibrant... I don't know,    

maybe I'm going through

something.    

Oh, you know...

KRIS: What don't you think    

looks the same on you?

'Cause I think, when I look at    

you, you're beautiful.

SHEILA: I've always hated my    

neck. It's just stuff, you know?    

We all kind of, you know, go

through stuff like that.    

We look in the mirror, and we

kind of go, "Oh, I didn't know"    

that was there."

It's really interesting.    

They say when someone... a woman

has a long neck... if you want a    

long neck... well, guess what.

(Kris laughs)    

It ends up droopy. KRIS: Yeah.    

SHEILA: I think everybody

feels something like that.    

KRIS:    %. ]] SHEILA: Yeah.    

KRIS: And if you don't feel

it, Kim is telling you about it.    

(Sheila laughs) ♪    

KHLOE: We are all going to

Japan, so I have to meet with.    

Dr. A, my ob-gyn, to make sure

that I'm all good to travel.    

ALIABADI: So, how have you been?    

KHLOE: Good.

ALIABADI: Your baby's moving    

well? ]] KHLOE: Yeah.    

ALIABADI: Uh, you want to

travel to Japan?    

KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

ALIABADI: So you can.    

I want you to take a baby

aspirin before you go on the    

plane and before you come back

here.    

KHLOE: Okay.

ALIABADI: Okay, because    

flights put you at risk for

blood clots in your legs.    

KHLOE: Okay.

ALIABADI: Keep yourself    

well-hydrated, walk around the

cabin; That's like a layer of    

protection. ]] KHLOE: Okay.    

ALIABADI: All right, you're

   weeks and six days.    

Tomorrow, you'll be   .

KHLOE: Yes, ma'am.    

Almost. Ten weeks. (Laughs)    

Yeah, this is so weird.

ALIABADI: The little head.    

KHLOE: Stay little.

I saw Kylie's baby.    

(Aliabadi laughs)

It was like, "How was that"    

inside of you?"

That was so funny.    

ALIABADI: Oh, look at this;

Look at the finger.    

KHLOE: Oh, my gosh.

That's why I feel her kicking.    

ALIABADI: She's perfect.

It's a good size.    

It's not a small one.

KHLOE: Oh, perfect.    

♪    

(Khloe grunts)

KOURTNEY: (laughs)    

It's Kanye West!

KHLOE: Keeks, you look so    

cute. ]] KIM: Thank you.    

Do you like my pink hair?

KHLOE: I love your hair.    

KANYE: You guys like the

first season seven look?    

KOURTNEY: Yeah, I love it.

KIM: All my looks are season    

sevens.

KOURTNEY: I was just thinking    

I like the, um, material of the

sweater.    

KHLOE: I love this.

KIM: Yeezy season seven    

officially kicks off today,

'cause I'm heading to Japan in    

one of the first looks.

Kanye's coming to say bye at the    

airport, but it's also, like, a

professional send-off, too, just    

to make sure that everything

looks amazing.    

KHLOE: Ye, we love you.

We'll get you some p*rn.    

KANYE: Japanese p*rn?

KHLOE: Yep.    

KOURTNEY: I actually like

Japanese p*rn.    

♪    

KIM: I only have a few days

to get    looks sh*t.    

You know, Japan is the campaign.

We can't, like, recreate it.    

There's dozens of people working

on this, so it is a lot of    

pressure.

It's my husband's collection,    

and I want to make sure that I

do a good job, and that he likes    

how everything turns out. ♪    

KHLOE: We have finally landed

in Japan, land of the samurais    

and geishas. It's so gorgeous.    

KIM: Wait, go ahead for one

sec; I'm gonna get a solo sh*t.    

KOURTNEY: This outfit is so

intense.    

KIM: So, I got to be real

with you guys, you look like    

(bleep) clowns.    

♪    

KHLOE: It's so gorgeous.

KOURTNEY: Scott FaceTimed me    

with the kids, and I tried to

call back, and he's like, "The"    

kids are all asleep."

I'm like, "What time is it?"    

I had no idea that it was, like,

time for bed.    

KIM: I'm so excited to be here.    

KHLOE: It's so beautiful.

KIM: Yeah, no, it is.    

♪

KHLOE: We have finally landed    

in Japan, land of the samurais

and geishas.    

KIM: I would think more land

of, like, anime and cherry    

blossoms. ]] KHLOE: Well...    

♪    

These are beautiful.

Oh, my goodness, thank you.    

KIM: Oh, they smell so good.

How pretty.    

We are staying at the Shangri-La

Hotel.    

It is so amazing.

KOURTNEY: This is the way to    

travel.

KHLOE: You guys, taking a    

bath with this view...

KIM: Yes, it's so good.    

DANIELLE: Why don't you

sh**t this now?    

KIM: I could run downstairs

real quick and do it.    

DANIELLE: Yeah, maybe put

that on right now.    

KIM: That? ]] DANIELLE: Yeah.    

KIM: And then meet them for

dinner.    

KOURTNEY: I wanted to do a

turquoise...    

STYLIST: Turquoise what?

HAIRSTYLIST: I think we have    

to just depend it on the outfit.

Um, do you know what you're    

wearing tonight, or do you want

to...?    

KOURTNEY: This is what I was

thinking.    

HAIRSTYLIST: Yeah, I love it.

KIM: Okay. Let's go.    

Will you come with me?

DANIELLE: Mm-hmm.    

KIM: Good, I'm glad we're,

like, knocking this one out.    

I'm getting a little bit nervous

just because there's so many    

looks for this campaign.

My sisters must think I'm crazy.    

And I have to get every single

look, so we have to start, like,    

right now. ♪    

I forgot my jacket.

I'm gonna run in and grab it.    

Do you think they know what

we're doing?    

MAN: Going back to the room,

right?    

KIM: Yeah. Do you think we

got enough?    

All right, so we're gonna wear

the dress.    

The gray dress right now. ♪    

KOURTNEY: Khloe? Where's Kim?    

KHLOE: She's taking some

pictures outside or something.    

KOURTNEY: Ooh la la.

You ready, sugarplum?    

KHLOE: Yeah. KOURTNEY: Let's go.    

♪    

KOURTNEY: This skirt is

sticking to me.    

Ooh, what is that little thing?

Look.    

KIM: So cute.

Wait, go ahead for one sec;    

I'm gonna get a solo sh*t.

My sisters look so... crazy.    

Like, it's actually

embarrassing.    

Kourtney with the Japanese

inspired outfits, and Khloe's    

wearing silver sequins,

turquoise eye shadow, huge    

chandelier earrings.

They're just, like, completely    

clashing and just making my

outfit look really bad, and    

they're ruining everything.    

KOURTNEY: Wow, this outfit is

so intense.    

It's, like, stuck in all the

wrong spots.    

KIM: Oh, yeah.

KOURTNEY: Ooh, oh, my gosh.    

WAITER: This is our vegetables.    

KIM: Oh, thank you.

KHLOE: Thank you.    

KOURTNEY: Look how cute these

tomatoes are.    

Oh, my gosh. They're so cute.    

KHLOE: They match your nails.

KIM: I can't even eat dinner    

'cause I'm so disgusted with my

sisters' crazy outfits that    

completely don't go with my

look.    

Like, I can't take it.

KOURTNEY: Ooh, I love a good    

radish.

WAITER: This is sea urchin    

and raw bean sauce.

KIM: Thank you.    

KHLOE: Looks delicious.

Thank you.    

KOURTNEY: This is so good.

The custard.    

KIM: No, it really is.

I need the Yeezy collection to    

be debuted and not to have all

this crazy distraction in the    

background.

Like, I'm gonna have to control    

this before it gets really bad

and my whole trip is ruined.    

KOURTNEY: Mmm.

KIM: You got it on your chin.    

(Khloe laughs) ♪    

KOURTNEY: When we first

walked in, didn't you guys think    

this was two stories?

KHLOE: I did.    

KIM: Yeah. For sure.

KOURTNEY: I thought, like,    

your room was upstairs, I

thought glam was upstairs.    

KHLOE: I did. I thought it

was two stories.    

KIM: Um, so I got to be real

with you guys.    

KHLOE: Mm-hmm.

KIM: You look like (bleep)    

clowns. ]] KHLOE: Oh.    

KIM: I'm not (bleep) kidding.

This is not, like, a tourist    

thing where it's, like, "It's

Halloween, dress up like a"    

"(bleep) Japanese geisha," unless

we're at a geisha house.    

KOURTNEY: I thought my hair

looked good last night, and I    

thought my outfit was, like,

fun for Japan.    

KIM: Your outfit would've

been, like, great if you didn't    

have (bleep) blue eye shadow.

KOURTNEY: But I-I actually    

liked that we were all in sync,

like, your blue shoes, my blue    

shadow and Khloe's blue...

(laughs) earrings.    

KIM: No, but she was green

and yellow.    

KHLOE: I didn't know the

yellow was happening.    

KOURTNEY: Where's yellow?

KIM: It was a yell... half    

yellow and half green,

turquoise.    

KHLOE: It was like an evil eye.    

KOURTNEY: (laughs)

You think I looked like a clown?    

Well, you look like you just won

the Tour de France and you're    

cycling around town.

I mean, look how cute I am.    

Even my cartoon character looks

great, and has the best style.    

KIM: So I'm just saying, you

have to, like, tell the glam    

people.

Especially... we're in Japan.    

Like, everyone just thinks, "Oh,

my God, we're in Japan, everyone"    

go full Japan."

And, like, probably the people    

that live here make fun of

people like that, and I    

literally am, like, cropping

myself out of, like, turquoise,    

yellow, da, da, da.

Like, I just think you got to,    

like, chill.

KOURTNEY: But also, I don't    

think my things were that crazy.

KIM: Like, you can be cooler.    

I'm not telling you guys who to

be or what to wear or anything,    

but I'm telling you who to be

and what to wear.    

It could be time for, like, a

fashion overhaul, so that you    

stay, like, young and relevant.

KRIS: I wanted to run    

something by you.

SCOTT: h*t me with the    

runner.

KRIS: I'm trying to figure    

out how to surprise Sheila with

a facelift.    

SCOTT: I mean, even though

it's really a sweet gesture,    

are you at all nervous that you

could offend her in any way?    

KIM: I don't even know what

this style is.    

I feel like we're stuck.

It's, like, trying too hard.    

KOURTNEY: I love it.

Kim is just being rude.    

It's not that serious.    

♪    

SCOTT: Wow! ]] KRIS: Wow!    

SCOTT: Agoura Hills meets

Beverly Hills.    

KRIS: Mwah.

Yeah, the A meets the B.    

SCOTT: Hey, B.

KRIS: How do you like my    

little spot?

SCOTT: This is so cute.    

KRIS: Isn't it great?

SCOTT: I had no idea.    

It's a hidden gem, I tell you.

KRIS: So what is this beanie    

look you've got going on here?

You look like you could go rob a    

house down the street.

I would go with a black beanie.    

SCOTT: We're not gonna have

to pay for this meal.    

Get the (bleep) out of here.

KRIS: Dine and dash?    

SCOTT: Who cares?

I'm gonna take the check, throw    

it and run.

KRIS: We're gonna eat and    

run? ]] SCOTT: With this hat on,    

they're not gonna stop me.

KRIS: I have never done that    

before. Yum.    

So I wanted to run something by

you.    

SCOTT: h*t me with the runner.    

KRIS: Okay.

I'm trying to figure out how to    

surprise Sheila with a facelift.

When I had my face done, that    

was really a hard thing for me

to go through.    

And who was there every single

step of the way?    

Sheila.

It just occurred to me, like,    

she's wanted to do this for

years, but this is just not    

something she would do.

I want to do this for her and be    

there for her like she's always

been there for me.    

I'm so excited.

SCOTT: You're giving her a    

facelift?

KRIS: Like, I want to jump up    

and down.

I'm so excited, that I just,    

she's been such an amazing

friend, and she's just always    

there for me.

SCOTT: I mean, even though    

it's really a sweet gesture, are

you at all nervous that you    

could offend her in any way?

KRIS: Like...    

SCOTT: Is it, like, "Hey,

your face looks old"?    

Just think about it.

KRIS: Scott's getting in my    

head and making me feel like

this is a mistake, and all I'm    

really trying to do is show her

how much I love her.    

SCOTT: Listen, no... if you

(bleep) me that I needed    

something done... ]] KRIS: Yeah?    

SCOTT: Even if maybe I

didn't, I would definitely go    

stare and look at whatever that

was.    

KRIS: Kim does it to me   / .

SCOTT: Kim does it to    

everybody in the world.

You know, she-she catches    

everything.

I don't even really like looking    

at Kim, because sometimes she's

like...    

KRIS: It's scary, right?

She'll stare at us.    

SCOTT: She's like, "Uh, uh...

is that a pimple right there?"    

And I'm like, "I-I don't know."

♪    

KHLOE: Oh, my God, what are

those things?    

KOURTNEY: Ninja stars.

KHLOE: Ninja stars.    

KIM: This is so cute.

Oh, let's go down here.    

KHLOE: Are you just doing a

photo sh**t?    

KIM: Basically.    

TOMOKO: So have you done

fortunes?    

KOURTNEY: No. TOMOKO: It's good.    

It will tell you your fortune

for this year.    

KOURTNEY: "Shake the box

politely a few times, a stick"    

marked 'fortune number' will

come out."    

TOMOKO: This is your fortune.

KOURTNEY: Wait, it says    

"bad"?

TOMOKO: This temple is famous    

for having many bad fortunes.

KIM: Okay, I am not going to    

do... I don't want to have a bad

fortune.    

TOMOKO: What we normally do

is give this bad fortune to the    

temple.

KOURTNEY: Okay, so I give    

them back? ]] TOMOKO: Yeah.    

KOURTNEY: Good-bye, bad fortune.    

KHLOE: Good-bye.

KOURTNEY: See you.    

Feel my brain...

Fill our hearts, all of us.    

♪    

KOURTNEY: Ah. Now what?

(ringtone playing)    

KIM: Hello?

Hey. Sorry, I couldn't hear you.    

KANYE: How'd it go today?

KIM: Good. I wore, um, the    

 XU leggings with the reflective

boots in this, like, we went to,    

like, a marketplace that was

really cute.    

KANYE: That wasn't a look.

KIM: Yeah, it was, with the    

silver top and the black puffer

vest with the glasses?    

KANYE: Silver top...

KIM: The silver spandex top    

that I wore already with the

spandex matching bike shorts,    

with that top.

KANYE: Oh, yeah, that looked    

f*re. ]] KIM: Yeah.    

Because I'm on the complete

opposite time schedule as back    

home, Kanye is seeing my looks,

like, way after I did them,    

like, as the paparazzi pictures

go out, and, you know, of    

course, it's like, Yeezy's his

baby.    

He wants to make sure everything

comes out perfectly, so it-it is    

a lot of pressure, and it makes

me a little bit nervous, just    

because I want him to like every

look.    

Okay. Okay, bye.

Scott just wrote me, "The outfit"    

in Tokyo was the jump-off.

The bike shorts with the puffer?    

"You look like you're from the

future."    

(Khloe laughs softly) ♪    

TOMOKO: It is a plate, and

you write down your wish, and    

then your wish will make true.

KHLOE: I'm so excited to be    

in Kyoto.

This is what I envisioned Japan    

to be like, more.

KIM: I have a big day    

planned, going to the geisha

house and the Bamboo Forest and    

the Owl Cafe. KHLOE: Hoot, hoot.    

KIM: Hoot, hoot. (Both laugh)    

♪

KHLOE: It's so pretty.    

Oh, my God.

What a cool picture if you stood    

right here. ]] KIM: Should I?    

KHLOE: Hurry up!

That is such a cool picture.    

(alarm blaring) ]] KIM: Aah!    

KHLOE: It says, "Do not

enter." Hurry up!    

It says, "Do not enter."

And the buzz.    

I didn't know it was gonna do

that, sorry.    

All I thought about was Fried

Green Tomatoes.    

(laughing) ♪    

KHLOE: Thank you.

KOURTNEY: How cute is this    

presentation?

KHLOE: So beautiful.    

TOMOKO: They are going to

perform.    

♪    

KIM: Is that real? No. No.    

(gasps) It's real.

Look at the babies.    

KHLOE: Why are you staring at

me like that?    

Yo. What the (bleep) you want?

KOURTNEY: Khlo, come here.    

TOY: Khlo, come here.

KOURTNEY: Khlo.    

KHLOE: What? ]] TOY: Khlo.    

KHLOE: What is that?

I swear I thought you guys were    

on the phone with North or

something.    

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God, I'm

obsessed with that.    

TOY: Oh, my God, I'm obsessed

with that.    

KHLOE: Stop. ♪    

KIM: I don't even know what

this style is.    

I feel like we're stuck.

I just, I just want you to be    

more like I said, like cool

girl.    

It's, like, trying too hard and

then, like, oh, we're in Japan,    

it's crazy colors.

Oh, everything is Asia and Japan    

because I'm in Asia.

KOURTNEY: I have no more.    

Asian, Japan vibes.

ANDREW: You-you want her    

dressed more like Kendall?

KOURTNEY: Except for my    

pajamas.

KIM: Yes. Like, more like a...    

Like, like Kendall-y.

I think that's what you can do.    

You look like a (bleep) grandma.

   %.    

I think you don't look anything

special.    

Like, you don't look anything,

like, innovative and I think you    

have it in you.

It's just you better evolve    

before you fizzle out.

KOURTNEY: Now I think Kim's    

just being rude and rude to

everyone in glam.    

You know, we're all doing fun

looks together.    

It's not that serious and I

think Kim and I don't always see    

eye to eye as far as the

importance of, like, traveling    

and living in the moment.

Where's Khloe?    

KIM: Just like, these YSL

shoes, like, come on.    

KOURTNEY: You don't see them

with my outfit.    

SHEILA: This is so great.

This is so fun.    

Well, we've been through a lot,

all of us together.    

KRIS: Um, well, I have a

surprise for you.    

KOURTNEY: I don't have seven

stylists.    

(laughter)

KIM: I don't have time for.    

Kourtney's, like, (bleep).

KOURTNEY: You're so (bleep)    

jealous. (Laughter)    

KIM: Kourtney?    

♪    

SHEILA: Hi! ]] KRIS: Hi!    

SHEILA: What's going on?

Ooh, I love that.    

Look how cute you look.

KRIS: Hi, guys.    

(all blow kisses)

I have a little sniffles so I'm    

not gonna hug anybody.

JOYCE: Oh, that's not good.    

SHEILA: It's okay.

This is so great.    

This is so fun.

So, I have to surprise you guys    

with a photo. ]] KRIS: What?    

We are so cute.

SHEILA: Is that not cute?    

KRIS: Oh, my God.

JOYCE: We're so young there.    

SHEILA: I know.

Seriously, I mean...    

JOYCE: Really?

KRIS: Don't you wish we had    

these sweaters?

JOYCE: I have mine.    

SHEILA: Oh!

JOYCE: No, I'm only kidding.    

KRIS: You do?

JOYCE: No, no, no, no, no.    

SHEILA: How cute. Look at the

big, red earrings.    

KRIS: Oh, my God.

JOYCE: Were we all matching?    

I mean, were we all in red and

white?    

KRIS: I think so. Yeah.

SHEILA: Yeah.    

KRIS: Red, white and black.

And Sheila had on the red    

earrings to match.

SHEILA: Well, we've been    

through a lot, all of us

together.    

KRIS: Um, well...

I have a surprise for you.    

I know my girlfriend better than

anybody else, especially better    

than Scott.

But I have to be really careful    

with Sheila because she's so

kind, and she's so sweet and    

she never wants to hurt

anybody's feelings, so she might    

be inclined to say, "Okay, thank

you," even if she really doesn't    

want it.

And it's making me nervous.    

Uh, Joyce already knows, but...

SHEILA: What do you know?    

KRIS: I have arranged for

Garth Fisher to do whatever you    

want him to do.

SHEILA: You're kidding,    

right?

KRIS: On your face and your    

neck. ]] SHEILA: Stop.    

KRIS: Yeah. Yeah.

JOYCE: So what do you think?    

SHEILA: Stop. No. Come on.

KRIS: Would you do it?    

I mean, I just said yes.

SHEILA: Yes. Yes!    

(Kris laughs)

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.    

JOYCE: She booked you.

You're going.    

KRIS: Yeah, yeah, she's going.    

SHEILA: But wait...

KRIS: And Joyce and I are    

going with you.

SHEILA: Can you be with me?    

KRIS: Of course, we already

booked ourselves.    

SHEILA: Stop.

JOYCE: We're booked out.    

SHEILA: Oh, my... stop.

KRIS: 'Cause if you're not    

gonna use it, we will.

JOYCE: We will.    

(laughter) ]] SHEILA: What?    

KRIS: I feel super relieved

that Sheila's so excited about    

her surgery.

I really am because I never want    

to feel like I pushed her into

doing something she wasn't ready    

for. ]] SHEILA: Wow.    

KRIS: We are so excited.

Joyce and I were like... we    

couldn't sleep last night.

JOYCE: I'm so excited for    

you. ]] SHEILA: Oh, my God.    

KRIS: Isn't this exciting?

SHEILA: He-he's the best.    

JOYCE: He is the best.

SHEILA: The best.    

KRIS: The whole day he booked

out for you.    

SHEILA: I can't believe it.

That is beyond.    

KRIS: Anybody have any

Kleenex by any chance?    

SHEILA: This is clean, it's

just...    

KRIS: Oh, no.

(laughing): No, I don't know.    

SHEILA: I-I'm trying to be nice.    

JOYCE: She used it once.

SHEILA: Well, no, I stuffed    

it in here and it's from this

morning.    

KRIS: Okay. I'm gonna pass on

that one.    

SHEILA: Seriously. ♪    

STYLIST: Where is Justina?

Does anyone have that picture?    

KOURTNEY: What picture?

STYLIST  : We're building a    

case for you.

ANDREW: Stuff that Kim was    

saying to you.

She literally came for    

everybody.

Can't really say (bleep).    

KOURTNEY: No, after

yesterday, I wanted to wear a    

white T-shirt and jeans.

ANDREW: Oh, for real.    

STYLIST  : And she's like,

"Oh, my God, fur coats are the    

"worst," and I'm like, okay.

(laughter)    

Burn all my clothes.

KOURTNEY: Hello? I have three    

children and a full-time job.

I'm not gonna do... I don't have    

seven stylists. (Laughter)    

KIM: Kourtney and all of the

glam people at this point hate    

me 'cause I've just k*lled all

their dreams.    

KOURTNEY: Big shoulders are

awful. How rude.    

STYLIST: I don't give a

(bleep), honey. (Laughs)    

KIM: And I don't care.

KOURTNEY: You're so (bleep)    

jealous.

STYLIST  : (bleep) rude.    

(laughter)

KIM: If you can't take the    

criticism, you shouldn't have

come on this trip.    

Kourtney? Ooh, what a cute room.    

I would've done a photo sh**t

right there.    

KOURTNEY: You missed out.

KIM: Um, well, I just wanted    

to say, like, I know that I've

been, like, kind of snappy and    

just, like, very opinionated,

but I'm here for the Yeezy    

campaign.

I don't have time to be, like,    

beating around the bush here.

KOURTNEY: But I feel like    

we're also here to, like, have

fun, wear some fun stuff, do    

some fun hair and makeup,

whatever.    

And by the way, I have liked all

my outfits.    

KIM: I don't know.

I saw what I saw and I saw    

(bleep) clowns.

KOURTNEY: Nobody wants to    

wake up and be criticized from

head to toe, like, the whole day    

long. KIM: But the old Kourtney    

would've been like, "(bleep)

you," or, like, "Whatever."    

You know?

KOURTNEY: So would you rather    

me just say, like, your (bleep)

outfits suck?    

You're wearing a puffy vest.

You have pink hair and, like,    

turquoise shoes.

I didn't come here to wear    

leggings that are see-through

and show my ass off.    

(Khloe laughs)

Do you know how easy it is to be    

a bitch?

I could be a bitch all (bleep)    

day if that's what you want.

But guess what?    

It takes a lot more courage to

show your feelings than to sit    

there and be a bitch.

KRIS: I'm personally praying    

for you.

GARTH: We're all set to start    

now. ]] WOMAN: Come with me.    

KRIS: She-She.

It's surgery day and I'm so    

nervous. I hate this part.    

KIM: This is what gives me

anxiety in life.    

I'm starting to freak out

because there's so many looks    

that we haven't sh*t yet.

We really have one sh*t.    

Right here, right there.

Stop, stop, stop. Stop here.    

Stop here.

STYLIST: Oh my god, this is    

so crazy.    

♪    

KRIS: Hi. How are you feeling?    

SHEILA: Uh, I got really...

I got really nervous.    

KRIS: Yeah.

Well, this is for you.    

It's just a little goodie.

It's a little blankie for the    

hospital. SHEILA: I love this.    

Oh, I love it.

KRIS: That'll be your snuggly    

blanket in the hospital.

SHEILA: Oh, thank you.    

Why does this bring me back to

    ?    

JOYCE: 'Cause it is.

SHEILA: I mean...    

KRIS: My first boob job.

(laughter)    

You remember?

The last time I was sitting on    

this couch with the two of you

was when I had my face done.    

Now it's your turn.

JOYCE: Your turn.    

SHEILA: No. My turn, yes.

JOYCE: It's your turn.    

SHEILA: It's hard to believe.

KRIS: So, anything you need,    

you just let us know.

SHEILA: Thank you, thank you.    

KRIS: But, um, I'm personally

praying for you.    

And you're gonna be great.

RANDY: Right?    

KRIS: Yeah, yeah.

COREY: It's amazing.    

Like, every time something goes

down with one of you three, the    

g*ng is...

JOYCE: That's how we roll.    

KRIS: It's a big deal.

It's surgery day and Sheila is    

so nervous.

It's gonna be amazing.    

SHEILA: All of you guys,

thank you.    

KRIS: You're gonna be so strong.    

But there's nobody that I would

trust more with my girlfriend    

than Garth Fisher.

SHEILA: Here's the star.    

KRIS: So I'm really confident

that today's gonna go really,    

really well. You ready for her?    

GARTH: We're all set to start

now.    

KRIS: This is really just a

big love letter to her for all    

of her friendship.

SHEILA: Here, come with me.    

KRIS: She-She. So exciting.    

SHEILA: I can't believe that

I'm going in now.    

KRIS: I hate this part,

because you just want to be put    

to sleep, and let's move on.    

TRISTAN: Hey. ]] KRIS: Hi.    

So, what did you want to talk

about?    

TRISTAN: Thinking up some

push present ideas.    

KRIS: Push present ideas?

TRISTAN: Yeah.    

KRIS: Aw.

TRISTAN: I remember KoKo    

saying she wanted something

where she could pass it down,    

you know, generation after

generation.    

KRIS: You know, Corey bought

me, for Christmas a couple years    

ago, this really beautiful

little diamond ring that's,    

like, you can put it on any

finger.    

TRISTAN: Yeah.

KRIS: Um, you know, until you    

get that really huge diamond

that's gonna go on her ring    

finger. ]] TRISTAN: Of course,    

eventually. ]] KRIS: Yeah.    

TRISTAN: Yeah. I think

jewelry's kind of the safest    

bet. ]] KRIS: And she'll be so    

excited and surprised.

Okay, love you.    

TRISTAN: I love you, too.

KRIS: A push present.    

That's so cute.    

GARTH: Hello, how are you?

RANDY: Good. How are you?    

GARTH: She's doing great.

Of course, what you're gonna    

have to do is get her a new

passport and driver's license.    

(laughter)

She, uh, she looks great.    

I mean, everything went perfect.

SAMANTHA: Good.    

KRIS: Long day, but the

surgery went amazing.    

I know it's gonna be a bit of a

recovery process for Sheila, but    

I cannot wait to see the end

result.    

RANDY: Kris, thanks.

KRIS: Oh, I'm just so happy    

that she did so well.

RANDY: Yeah, so...    

Look at that.

KRIS: Oh, Corey gives the    

best shoulders.

You got to do that for her,    

she'll love it. (Laughter)    

♪    

KIM: So, let's go over

everything we need to sh**t    

before tomorrow.

So, hair up, four looks.    

DANIELLE: Okay.

KIM: Change into that.    

Bring this in the car and

switch.    

DANIELLE: Okay.

KIM: So we have eight looks    

that we're doing with this hair

at Harajuku on different street    

corners. And then baseball hat.    

(bleep)

This is what gives me anxiety    

in life. ♪    

KIM: Can we shut the door?

I'm literally changing on every    

street corner, so it's just

done.    

Can we drive?

I'm starting to freak out    

because we have to get so many

looks done.    

But making sure the look looks

amazing without a mirror is    

really hard.

And if something is not right,    

there's no way we can redo it,

because the pics are already out    

for the world to see.

So, we've got one sh*t.    

Right here, right there, right

there, right there.    

Stop, stop, stop.    

Can you drive?    

Let's go.    

Whoo! (Laughter)    

Should we get... should we

literally get out and go to.    

McDonald's?

Since there's a McDonald's in    

the last Yeezy sh**t?    

Can I have an apple pie?

And two cheeseburgers.    

And fries.    

We got every single look sh*t.

It was a lot of work, but we did    

it.

And with how amazing and pretty    

the city is, this campaign's

gonna be super dope.    

You guys want some fries? ♪    

KOURTNEY: It's freezing.

WOMAN: Hello, why don't you    

come and take a pic.

This is big monster.    

His name is Chompy. ]] KIM: Aw!    

Cute! STYLIST: I feel like your    

outfit's cool for this kind of,

like, crazy vibe.    

KOURTNEY: Yeah, it's perfect

for this place.    

KIM: Like, I either feel like

we have to go all-out Harajuku,    

like this...

KOURTNEY: Is that what you    

want me to wear?

STYLIST  : Yeah, it's like    

every once in a while she

unleashes, and it comes out.    

KOURTNEY: "You look like

a clown!"    

STYLIST  : Yesterday was

horrible and disgusting.    

KIM: I feel like I always,

like, pride myself on just being    

honest.

STYLIST  : Yeah, but, like,    

your delivery is a little...

it's harsh.    

KRIS: Sheila has been

recovering at home in bed, so I    

think it's time for her to come

out and show us how beautiful    

she looks. ]] SHEILA: Hi.    

♪    

KIM: I feel like I always,

like, pride myself on just being    

honest.

STYLIST  : Yeah, but, like,    

your delivery is a little...

it's harsh.    

KOURTNEY: That's what I said,

I said it's not what you say,    

it's how you say it.

STYLIST: Sometimes it    

softens the blow if you say

something nice first.    

KOURTNEY: It's called

sandwiching.    

STYLIST: Yeah.

STYLIST  : Or giving a    

suggestion like, you know, we

did this yesterday, we should    

try this...

KIM: That's a good one.    

STYLIST: Where it's, like,

constructive, yeah.    

KIM: But I just feel bad that

I was, like, so critical.    

So I'm working on it.

STYLIST: I think that's    

really great.

KIM: So I will definitely    

work on my delivery, but my

message, I think, it pretty    

clear.

KOURTNEY: Just, first go in    

with a compliment so people

don't feel att*cked.    

KIM: Okay, so I would be

like, "Oh, okay, your skirt's"    

cute.

"The eye shadow's ridiculous.    

So, it's cute."

KOURTNEY: But you don't have    

to say "ridiculous," you could

say, "I like your skirt, I feel    

like the eye shadow might be a

little too over the top."    

Maybe if we just compliment

Khloe on the days we do like her    

hair, then she'll take the hint.

KIM: Then we'd never be    

complimenting her.

Oh, they want to dance with you,    

Kourtney. KOURTNEY: No, you go.    

KIM: No, I don't dance.

KOURTNEY: I don't dance.    

♪    

♪    

KIM: Kanye's so happy with

how the sh**t turned out, and I    

feel like it was a really good

trip for all of us overall.    

I mean, there was definitely

some rocky points, but I think    

we have moved past that.

So, now it's the last night, and    

we are doing this, like,

impromptu sh**t, just to be us    

again and hang out together and

just have fun.    

STYLIST: You should do...

You should pick it up with your    

hands and do that.

Eat the pasta.    

Wait, but you should take it.

Like, that's so cute.    

PHOTOGRAPHER: It definitely is.    

KHLOE: I could eat.

If there's one thing you guys    

want me to do, ask me to keep

eating.    

KIM: Can you see my boob?

STYLIST: No, everything's    

covered, you're good.

KHLOE: Where are you go...    

What are you...?

KOURTNEY: Somebody get me a    

cigarette and a bottle of

champagne.    

STYLIST: You are amazing.

KIM: Who wants a performance?    

KHLOE: Girl, you better work it.    

PHOTOGRAPHER: Work.

KHLOE: Work that hoochie.    

I want you, like, standing on

this table.    

KOURTNEY: With a bottle of

champagne and spray it.    

STYLIST: (laughs)

You're so extra.    

KHLOE: Just act normal.

STYLIST: Yes!    

KHLOE: You are so (bleep)

annoying!    

I thought this was a great trip.

I loved it.    

I loved Kyoto the most.

And I'm happy I got to go for my    

first time with my sisters.

KOURTNEY: Aw, that's so    

sweet. KHLOE: You can be such a    

bitch sometimes.

Oh, no, face it that way, and    

not this way, towards the wall.    

KOURTNEY: This is so hard.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Like that.    

Like that. ]] KHLOE: Whoa!    

(laughter) ♪    

KRIS: Sheila has been

recovering at home in bed,    

staring at the ceiling, and

trying to be a good girl and not    

move.

So, I think it's time for her to    

come out and have a little bit

of dinner and show us how    

beautiful she looks.

COREY: What's up, young kids?    

SHEILA: Hi.

KRIS: I feel like I have my.    

Sheila from the '  s right back

with me.    

How great does she look?

RANDY: She does look amazing.    

KRIS: And it's really kind of

fabulous.    

(phone ringing)

SHEILA: Is it Scott?    

KRIS: Hi. We're celebrating

Sheila's face-lift.    

SHEILA: Oh, God. (Laughter)    

KHLOE: Oh, my God.

KRIS: Doesn't she look like    

a teenager?

KHLOE: Aunt Sheila, you look    

so good. SHEILA: Oh, thank you,    

sweetheart.

Thank you for everything.    

For checking in and...

KHLOE: Oh, my gosh.    

SHEILA: I love you so much.

KHLOE: Uncle Randy, do you    

even know who you're banging at

night?    

SHEILA: Oh, my God!

RANDY: That's the best.    

She might get rid of me.

I'm afraid of that.    

SHEILA: Never.

KRIS: It's his prom date.    

Oh, wait, what's going on?

KHLOE: You got your hair cut?    

KRIS: Yeah.

SHEILA: Oh, it looks cute,    

though. ]] KHLOE: I can tell.    

You look like a little boy.

(laughter)    

KRIS: That's exactly what I

was going for.    

(laughter)

KIM: On the next episode...    

KRIS: Ooh, what is this?

Did your friend make those?    

SCOTT: Yeah, that guy Art

Vandelay.    

KRIS: Thank you so much for

my painting.    

SCOTT: Oh, right.

KHLOE: All good things must    

come to an end. ]] KRIS: What?    

KOURTNEY: To help out with

the Watts Center, we're doing a    

softball game.

KRIS: I brought my secret    

w*apon. Take that, Jacksons.    

Hey, everybody, Alex Rodriguez!

I'm so optimistic that this is    

going to make the community a

better place.    

WOMAN: This is a dream.
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