Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

Shin: You people throw the word brother around too much!

Gin: Neither Gin-san nor I am interested in being brothers, you fool!

Gin: Shinpa—

Obi: Why would you come here

Obi: when it's already too late?!

Shin: Gin-san!

Shin: Gin-san, hang in there!

Gin: Idiot...

Gin: Why did you come?

Shin: Yamazaki-san told me everything.

Shin: That you guys were here...

Shin: That he wouldn't be returning...

Gin: Don't say that.

Gin: Who went and decided that it was over?

Gin: Stay out of this.

Gin: Th-That guy will be back.

Gin: I swear I'll bring him back to you.

Gin: So can you wait just a little longer?

Gin: It won't take much longer.

Gin: Really.

Gin: Please. I promise, okay?

Gin: Damn...

Gin: Damn...

Shin: It's okay.

Shin: You've done enough.

Shin: So Gin-san, don't disappear on us.

Shin: Even if Hajime-nii returns

Shin: and Earth is saved,

Shin: we won't be smiling if you're not with us.

Shin: It's okay if you don't act like a big brother.

Shin: It's okay if you're the total opposite of a role model.

Shin: It's okay if you aren't showing us the way to go.

Shin: As long as you're with us when we've lost our way...

Shin: As long as you're by our side, sharing the pain and sorrow...

Shin: As long as everybody's by our side, we'll be smiling.

Shin: No matter how difficult it may be.

Gin: Shinpachi...

Shin: So can you let us take it from here?

Shin: Don't worry.

Shin: I'm no longer the crybaby little brother of Obi Hajime,

Shin: nor am I a student of the School of Beam Saber.

Shin: I am the successor of the School of Tendo Mushin

Shin: and Odd Jobs' Shimura Shinpachi.

Gin: Wait, Shin—

Kag: Gin-chan!

Kag: Hold on, Gin-chan!

Shin: Kagura-chan...

Shin: Take care of Gin-san for me.

Gin: Didn't you hear me tell you to wait?

Obi: Are you insane?

Obi: You want to fight a man who completely destroyed your big brother?

Shin: You seem to be mistaken.

Shin: Gin-san didn't come here to k*ll you.

Shin: He came to save you.

Shin: If Gin-san had come to k*ll you,

Shin: you wouldn't be standing before me right now.

Shin: But it doesn't matter now.

Shin: I'll get Hajime-nii back even if I have to k*ll you,

Shin: no matter how much pain it may cause me.

Obi: If you go through life with the blood of your benefactor on your hands,

Obi: you won't be the only one who suffers as a result.

Otae: I, Shimura Tae, will be the witness for this battle.

Otae: The School of Tendo Mushin and the School of Beam Saber

 in a no-holds-barred duel.

Otae: Fight as true warriors to the very end.

Kag: Boss lady...

Otae: Please watch us, Obi-one-niisama.

Otae: The crybaby who always followed you around

Otae: and all of us who always admired your strength

Otae: have become much stronger

 after meeting you and everyone else.

Otae: Strong enough to stop you.

Otae: Begin now!

Shin: Hajime-nii!

Obi: Come, Shin-bo!

Obi: I have seen the future of the School of Tendo Mushin.

Obi: You've become so strong, Shin-bo, Otae-chan...

Otae: Point.

A: We've lost contact with Kenofi?

A: Impossible, he's the Galaxy Sword Master.

B: Curses!

 Do you have any idea how much money

 we poured into making that thing?!

B: It was a mistake to rely on a native monkey to carry out this mission!

B: How dare he die before he could be of any use?!

B: No matter what you spend on it, junk is—

Kon: Shut up.

Kon: Keep that filthy mouth of yours shut.

Kon: He's not a piece of junk.

Kon: And he's not a w*apon.

Kon: At long last, he's finally made it home.

Kon: The samurai is back in the country of the samurai.

Kon: No more will you toy with human lives and emotions!

Kon: We will make you pay!

Kon: Apprehend them!

Kon: What?!

A: Too bad for you, monkeys.

Obi: That was an excellent strike.

Obi: Shin-bo, you've come a long way.

Obi: I'm very happy.

Shin: You've always been a liar.

Shin: And that hasn't changed.

Shin: You always gave in to my persistence,

Shin: and let me win once while saying that I'd gotten stronger.

Shin: You were always joking around.

Obi: I was serious this time.

Obi: Your voices pierced through this cold metal body.

Obi: Your voice,

 Otae-chan's voice,

 Instructor Sakata's voice...

Obi: Your voices summoned my soul from this lump of metal.

Obi: Which is why I was able to b*at my other half at the very end.

Obi: I couldn't match up to the rest of you,

Obi: but for a moment, I think I knew what true strength was.

Obi: I can finally come home without feeling ashamed.

Obi: Truly, thank you very hamnida.

Kag: You shouldn't leave, then.

Kag: Stay here forever.

Kag: We can all play with beam sabers together again.

Kag: I'll do a better job of preparing your bath this time.

Kag: So...

Kag: Don't talk like this is the end.

Kag: Don't leave Shinpachi and the boss lady alone.

Obi: Don't worry.

Obi: I just left something up in space.

A: Did you think that we wouldn't be prepared for such an event?

A: Even if Kenofi is disabled, the energy that's accumulated inside won't vanish.

A: At the moment, he's an unexploded b*mb that can destroy an entire planet.

A: Do you know what will happen if we give him a little stimulation?

Kon: You bastard!

Kon: Huh?

Kyu: Don't touch me!

Kon: What?

Hiji: Are you guys okay?!

Kon: Toshi!

Kon: Stop them!

Kon: They're going to

Kon: discharge the energy in Obi Hajime

Kon: and obliterate Earth!

Obi: So once I've picked up what I left behind,

Obi: I'll come back.

Obi: In the meantime,

Obi: Instructor Sakata, look after everyone for me.

Gin: Let's go, guys.

Gin: Didn't you hear me?

Gin: You didn't forget the teachings of the School of Beam Saber again, did you?

Otae: It's okay.

Otae: Don't worry, Obi-one-niisama.

Otae: We won't cry anymore.

Otae: So just promise... Just promise us...

Obi: Yeah...

Obi: I promise that we'll meet again.

Hiji: f*re!

Hiji: sh**t that thing down!

A: It's too late!

B: Beam cannon energy fully charged!

B: We're locked onto Kenofi's coordinates!

A: What?! Impossible!

A: Kenofi has...

B: That man is pointing his beam cannon at us!

A: It means nothing! Open f*re!

Obi: Listen up, you two.

Obi: Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings.

Obi: But when you grow up, you'll learn

Obi: that there are things so sad, they can never be washed away by tears.

Obi: That there are painful memories that should never be washed away.

Obi: So people who are truly strong laugh when they want to cry.

Obi: They endure all of the pain and sorrow

Obi: while laughing with everybody else.

Obi: You can cry all you want right now.

Obi: But one day, you must become samurai strong enough not to cry.

Kabuki,Caption: Kabuki First District

A: Why don't you drop by, big guy?

Smile,Caption: Snack Smile

A: We've got a bunch of cute girls!

A: How about it, gentlemen?

Kon: Is that true?

Kon: We can choose anyone we want?

A: Yup, you can choose anyone, and they're all babes.

Kyu: Really, then...

Both: We'll take the babe named Otae.

A: Oh, it's you guys again.

A: You keep coming back every day.

A: I told you that you're wasting your time.

A: We haven't heard anything from Otae-chan

 since she went on leave a month back,

A: and we have no idea when she's returning.

A: We're struggling right now after losing our top attraction,

A: so could you not disrupt our business?

Kyu: It's been a month already.

Kon: That man saved our planet,

Kon: but we weren't able to save anything.

Kyu: I heard that Shinpachi-kun hasn't been down to Odd Jobs since.

Kyu: This is when they really need other people by their sides,

Kyu: but the person they truly want by their sides is no longer here.

Kyu: If we go visit, we'll only put more stress on them.

Kyu: I don't believe I can make them smile right now.

Kon: All we can do now is wait and have faith

Kon: that the two of them will be able to overcome

 their sorrow and move forward.

Kon: Our job is to smile and welcome them back when the time comes.

Kon: For now, we wait.

Kon: But when the time comes...

Kyu: Yes, I'm sure they'll smile again.

Shin: Man, that was so much fun.

Otae: Yes, it's been so long since the two of us

 were able to have some fun together.

Shin: But I wanted to stay a little longer.

Otae: That was long enough.

Otae: We don't want to trouble everyone any longer.

Shin: Oh, it's Kondo-san and Kyubei-san.

Shin: Haven't seen you in a while.

Shin: The Shimura siblings are back from Waiiha!

Otae: Here, we brought chocolate covered macadamia nuts as a souvenir.

Both: Vacation?

Otae: Yes, we went to Planet Waiiha, where it's always summer.

Shin: You know, with all these new long arcs,

 we haven't had a chance to take a break.

Shin: So we decided to use the paid vacation days we've accumulated

 and take some time off together.

Shin: So, Planet Waiiha was awesome!

Shin: You're probably thinking that vacationing in Waiiha is too cliche.

Shin: But there's a reason it's considered cliche.

Kon: Ah, I understand what you mean.

 Waiiha is the best!

Kon: How am I supposed to understand?!

Kon: Why would you choose this timing to go on vacation?!

Kon: I thought that you were both moping around inside your house,

Kon: but you're completely tanned!

Kon: Dark as chocolate covered macadamia nuts!

Kyu: Can't you tell, Kondo? They're pushing themselves.

Kyu: This wasn't an ordinary vacation.

Kyu: They left Edo so we wouldn't have to see them suffer.

Kyu: And they're acting cheerful so we don't notice that fact.

Kyu: Don't say anything that'll dig the wound open again.

Kon: Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed yourselves.

Kon: But it must have cost a lot to go to Waiiha.

Kon: You must have had a lot saved up.

Otae: Oh, we paid for it with money

 we received from Obi-one-niisama's life insurance.

Kon: What wound? They dug up a whole new grave on their own!

Kon: I can see him! I can see Obi-one-niisama rolling in the grave!

Otae: Obi-one-niisama made arrangements for

 the money to be given to this dojo if anything happened to him,

Otae: so the money was meant to be used for the dojo.

Kon: Really? So you went on vacation?

Otae: That's why...

Kon: You used that money to go on vacation?

Otae: We were happy to use it

Otae: for macadamia nuts.

Kon: You used the money for macadamia nuts?!

Kon: Wait!

Kon: You spent the money from his life on nuts?!

Otae: It wasn't much money.

Kon: He's gotta be mad!

Kon: He's going to sh**t beams down from heaven!

Kon: Wait, Kyubei-kun!

Kon: These siblings are a lot stronger than I expected!

Kon: They've overcome their brother's death and started trampling all over it!

Kyu: You must understand, Kondo.

Kyu: They're trying to say goodbye to their memory of Obi Hajime.

Kyu: So they exchanged his life for chocolate covered macadamia nuts

Kyu: so the memories will melt like chocolate.

Kon: No, that can't be it.

Kyu: Don't you understand, Kondo?

Kyu: Macadamia nuts are really good.

Kon: You just want to eat macadamia nuts!

Otae: Please help yourself, Kondo-san.

Otae: Please enjoy the fruits of the legacy left behind by Obi-one-niisama's life.

Kon: I can't eat that!

Kon: I've never eaten chocolate that was so meaningful!

Shin: Hajime-nii...

Shin: We won't let your wishes go to waste.

Shin: We will restore this dojo

Shin: and make it as busy as it was when you were here

Shin: with these macadamia nuts.

Kon: Uh, I'm pretty sure you wasted the money!

Kon: Why would you need macadamia nuts?!

A: Hello!

Otae: Look, Shin-chan.

Otae: They're here already.

B: Excuse me.

B: Is this the dojo that's looking for students?

Shin: We've been expecting you!

Shin: Welcome to Kodokan!

Mada: Is it true that you'll give us macadamia nuts if we train in the sword?

Kon: You're just using the nuts as bait!

Kon: Shinpachi-kun! They're not looking for a home dojo!

Kon: They're just plain homeless!

Kon: And what happened to your tan?!

Shin: It's okay.

Shin: We can start with macadamia nuts

 and hope they learn to love the sword.

Shin: If that's what it takes to protect the sword he loved...

 To protect this samurai country...

Mada: Hey, who cares about swords?

Mada: Give us the macadamia nuts already!

Kon: You should be looking for work instead of begging for nuts.

Gin: Shut up!

Gin: Don't be in such a rush.

Gin: No need to worry.

Gin: You'll get all the nuts you want,

Gin: if you can land a clean h*t on Sakata Gintoki, substitute instructor

 for the School of Tendo Mushin Macadamia.

Kon: You guys...

Gin: I promise you this.

Gin: By the time you get to eat your nuts,

 you'll all be functional members of society again.

Kon: Wait, this is turning into a different kind of school!

Gin: So promise me something.

Gin: No matter how difficult the training may be

Gin: or what kinds of hardships you face in life,

Gin: never stop smiling.

Gin: That's the one and only rule in

 the School of Tendo Mushin Macadamia.

Obi,Caption: Eternal InstructorObi Hajime

Gin: Isn't that right,

 Instructor Obi-one?

Mada: That's fine!

Mada: g*ng up on him!

All: Give us the macadamia nuts!

Kag: Okay, next!

Mada: Hold on!

Mada: What happened to the swords?! This is turning into a kung fu dojo!

Mada: Is this a dojo where we get b*at up in return for macadamia nuts?!

Kag: Stop worrying about the details and just smile!

Mada: How can I do that?!

Kyu: Kondo, do you understand?

Kon: I sure do.

Kon: Hey, they won't help you become decent samurai.

Kon: I'll take you on!

Kon: Bring it!

Kyu: Nonsense.

Kyu: The macadamia nuts will be mine!

Kon: That's not the point here!

Gin: Well, let's get going,

Gin: Shinpachi.

Obi: Shin-bo.

Shin: Yes!

Otae: Obi-one-niisama, I'm sorry.

Otae: We can't use the money that you left for our dojo.

Otae: There hasn't been time for a proper burial, but I promise to

: put you in a grave next to our father.

Otae: So don't worry about us.

Otae: The two of you can enjoy your liquor and gasoline together.

Otae: It's okay.

Otae: Shin-chan and I

Otae: and our wonderful friends

Otae: are doing just fine.

Accouncement,Caption: Announcement

Mada: Three years after Benizakura Arc the New Translation,

Mada: we now have a completely original story by the author Sorachi Hideaki,

Mada: which delves into the past.

Mada: Gintama the Movie: The Final Act!

Mada: Odd Jobs Forever!

Both: Watch as the Gintama anime comes to an end!

July,Both: In theaters July th

Shin: Wait, what's this about?!

Gin: Hold on a sec!

Kag: Where did they get that idea?!

Gin: What's this Final Act business?!

Shin: What? The manga isn't over yet!

Kag: Is this just the usual fooling around again?!

Gin: Gin-san and the Yaksha know nothing!

Ep Title,Caption: Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think

Gin: Next time: Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think

Gin: Nobody said anything to me about this!

Side Bar Top,Caption: Gintama as usual.Odd Jobs as usual.

Gin: Hey, can you hear me?!

Gin: Hey, Fujita!

Gin: Hey, Shinji!

Side Bar Top,Caption: The trio plus one animal, forever...

Gin: Hey...

Gin: Are you listening to me?!
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