"STELLA"

Bondman's Comrade: Impossible... All of our pursuers are...

Bondman: Let's go back to our hideout and regroup.

Bondman: I have a bad feeling about this.

Bondman's Comrade: No way... Bondman, this can't be happening!

Bondman: I can't believe this! Hey, hey! Wake up!

Loid: Hey, Anya.

Anya: Anya is busy right now.

Bondman: This is just awful.

Anya: No! I don't wanna study!

Loid: Now, hold on.

Loid: We made a deal. You agreed to start studying at  PM.

Anya: You demon! Papa is a demon!

Loid: Operation Strix, Phase ...

Loid: In order to attend the target's social gathering,

Loid: I need to make sure my daughter Anya becomes an Imperial Scholar.

Loid: For her to achieve that, she will need to get good grades

Loid: and receive Stellas.

PROVERBS

Loid: How many times do I have to tell you?

Loid: That's supposed to be an "E," not an "A."

Yor: B-But, Loid-san, her math score here is pretty good.

Yor: Well done, Anya-san.

Anya: He has two-eighths of his b*ll*ts left!

Loid: Is this because of her cartoon?

Loid: Oh, that's right.

Loid: This proverb is the same one Bondman was saying in episode .

Anya: I forgot...

Loid: Well, remember!

Loid: You know, it's the episode where the guy with the sideburns appeared.

Anya: I just happened to mess up my mind-reading cheat on this test.

Anya: From now on, I'm gonna spend a lot of time

Sign: Good at:  ??

Anya: trying to figure out which classmate is good at what subject.

Anya: And then I will definitely get perfect scores,

Anya: no problem.

Anya: I tried sounding like Papa.

Loid: It would be easy to make her every score an A+ by using backdoor methods.

Loid: But if she suddenly scores that high,

Loid: the school and those around her will become suspicious.

Loid: In order to make this all seem as natural as possible,

Loid: I need to nurture her basic knowledge.

Loid: If she ends up being shunned by her classmates, it may affect her life at school.

Loid: I can't have her not wanting to go to school.

Anya: If I read everyone's minds to get s, they'll all hate me?

Adult A: Hey, how do you even know that?

Adult B: You creepy little witch!

Loid: I guess forcing her to study too much might be a bit rough on her.

Loid: If her motivation remains low, her concentration won't improve,

Loid: so she'll have a lesser chance of learning.

Loid: A change of pace is also important.

Loid: There are ways of earning Stella besides academics.

Loid: Right, then.

Loid: Why don't we take a break from studying and draw?

Loid: For example, art.

Loid: Hey, that looks really cool!

Loid: Is it a cheetah? No, wait...

Loid: I bet it's a panda!

Anya: It's a moo cow. The one that was at school.

Loid: For example, music!

Loid: This is a violin for children.

Loid: There's always sports!

Anya: Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Loid: Come on, don't cry.

Loid: Stay calm, Twilight.

Loid: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Loid: She's still in first grade.

Loid: I need to figure out what she has a talent for and help her excel in it.

Yor: Why don't we do some jump rope?

Yor: It's a lot of fun.

Loid: Right. Don't panic.

Loid: It's not like Desmond is immediately going to make his move.

Loid: It takes an incredible amount of time to begin a w*r.

Loid: But...

Handler: HQ was estimating that she'd be able to receive eight Stella in about four months.

Loid: Do we actually have that much time?

Anya: Papa...

Anya: Anya will do her best.

Anya: Now untie me.

Loid: Uh, right.

Loid: Anya.

Loid: Why don't we go out tomorrow?

Anya: An ooting?

Loid: Academics, the arts, sports...

Loid: But there is actually one other way to earn Stella.

Loid: Community service.

Head Nurse: Thank you so much for agreeing to volunteer at our hospital today.

Head Nurse: I will now go over the duties we'll be asking you to perform.

Head nurse: We will have you split up into your families to perform your duties.

Loid: In the past, there have been many cases where students

Loid: did long-term volunteer work to earn their Stella.

Loid: Rescuing others or helping apprehend criminals

Loid: were also methods a few used to earn Stella, but rare.

Loid: We could use more personnel from HQ to act out these scenarios,

Loid: but considering the risks that could entail, we won't be able to easily pull that off.

Head nurse: That is what we will be expecting from all of you.

Loid: Even if she isn't immediately able to receive any Stella,

Loid: it would be beneficial to Anya to learn the importance of community service.

Head nurse: Now, if I can have the Forgers clean this dressing room.

Anya: There's a pool!

Loid: Yes, for physical therapy.

Head nurse: Maybe cleaning was a bit difficult for you.

Head nurse: Then let's have you organize books in the library.

Nurse A: Excuse me, sir, could you do something about... that?

Nurse A: Could you go work somewhere else?

Anya: Anya is bored with chores.

Anya: I wanna do the job where I give the doctors their scalpels.

Loid: Huh?

Anya: I'mma go to the operating room!

Loid: Hey! Stop that! Come back here!

Head nurse: We've had enough of your "help"! Please leave!

Anya: Papa, I'm sorry.

Loid: Don't worry about it. Everyone fails sometimes.

Loid: But what do we do if our chances of earning Stella through community service also dry up?

Ken: Hey, is physical therapy hard?

Female swim instructor: It is,

Female swim instructor: but you need to work hard so that you can run again.

Ken: Man...

Male swim instructor: Three more minutes.

Ken: Hey, is the water in the pool cold?

Female swim instructor: Don't worry about that. Go on, get changed.

Female swim instructor: I'll go get changed, too.

Male swim instructor: All right, one, two. One, two. One, two.

Ken: I wonder if that's the adult pool...

Male swim instructor: Focus on your toes.

Male swim instructor: One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.

Ken: Man... it really is kinda cold.

Male swim instructor: You're almost there! One, two. One, two.

Female swim instructor: Ken?

Female swim instructor: Huh? Is he still changing?

Loid: Hmm... I might have to ask HQ to reconsider our game plan.

Ken: C-Can't... breathe...

Ken: My legs... won't move...

Anya: The pool!

Anya: Papa!

Loid: What is it? You just went to the bathroom, didn't you?

Anya: Someone's drowning in the pool!

Loid: What?! How do you know that?

Loid: Exactly who are you?!

Ken: Help me... Help me...

Anya: Papa...

Anya: Anya is terrible at volunteering.

Anya: So I...

Anya: I'm gonna become a pro swimmer and get stars,

Anya: so I'm gonna go practice in the pool!

Loid: What?! Come back here! That's not a public pool!

Female swim instructor: Ken!

Female swim instructor: He must've snuck out.

Female swim instructor: Hey!

Female swim instructor: Where are your parents?

Anya: Wow! The pool! How fun!

Patient A: What's that about?

Anya: Where is the drowning person?

Ken: I'm...

Ken: I'm... gonna die...

Female swim instructor: What are you doing, little girl?!

Anya: Anya... can't... anymore...

Loid: Hey, are you two all right?

Female swim instructor: Ken!

Anya: Papa...

Female swim instructor: Someone get a doctor!

Anya: I tried to swim and found this boy sinking.

Female swim instructor: Ken!

Female swim instructor: Are you all right?

Female swim instructor: Ken!

Loid: Calm down, miss.

Male swim instructor: Is everything okay?

Female swim instructor: Ken! Ken!

Patient A: But there were so many people around.

Patient B: Did you hear anything?

Female swim instructor: I'm so sorry! I had no idea you were drowning!

Loid: It was a drowning response.

Loid: Children tend to drown more quietly than you would expect.

Loid: Many die because no one notices they're drowning.

Loid: Please make sure you keep your eye on him.

Loid: And good job for noticing.

Anya: I saw bubbles.

Loid: And you should be careful, too.

Female swim instructor: Thank you! Thank you!

Patient B: Well done, little girl!

Instructor: First-year student from the Cecile Dorm, Anya Forger,

Instructor: has earned a Stella for rescuing a boy.

Becky: You're amazing, Anya!

Becky: You're the first of the first graders to get one!

Becky: I'm so proud of you for some reason.

Henry: Ultra-amazingly elegant, Miss Forger.

Becky: Well done, Anya!

Damian: She b*at me.

Yor: You're amazing, Miss Anya! Truly amazing!

Yor: I'm so happy for you!

Loid: She unexpectedly earned a Stella.

Loid: An excellent result,

Loid: but how do I describe this?

Loid: It's similar to how I feel when I've thwarted a t*rror1st att*ck.

Loid: I'm so proud of her.

Loid: Well done.

Anya: Anya's powers actually helped someone?

Anya: Eheh!

Yor: All right, then. I'm going to make you a feast today.

Anya: Anya wants Papa to cook.

Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar:  Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion:  Everyone's respect:  +

Yor: Shock!

Handler: I heard that your daughter earned a Stella, Agent Twilight.

Loid: Yes, Handler. She somehow managed it.

Handler: Couldn't we set things up with other agents

Handler: to fake whatever you need to get the other Stella?

Loid: People would get suspicious.

Loid: More importantly, we can't take risks that could potentially

Loid: expose the identities of other agents or get them arrested.

Handler: Yes, you've got a point.

Loid: Is HQ panicking a bit?

Handler: No.

Handler: But there are numerous businesses surrounding Desmond

Handler: that seem to be engaging in shady financial dealings lately.

Handler: We can't be too laid back in this situation.

Handler: Try to make contact with Desmond immediately.

Handler: Give your daughter some candy or something to get her motivated.

Girl student A: Morning!

Girl student B: Did you see that thing yesterday?

Boy student A: I forgot my homework!

Anya: Heh.

Boy student A: Hey, is that her? The girl from Class  that suddenly got a Stella?

Boy student B: Apparently it's a new record.

Girl student A: I heard she rescued someone.

Anya: This star is just so brilliant that I stand out now.

Boy student A: Really?

Anya: Heh.

Becky: Good morning, Anya!

Anya: Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Anya: Call me "Starlight Anya."

Becky: Uh... Sure.

Becky: You're totally like a celebrity now.

Becky: Everyone looks up to you.

Becky: You might even make a hundred friends!

Anya as Damian: Bam!

Anya as Damian: I totally see you in a new light, Miss Anya! Be my friend!

Anya as Damian: You should totally come over to my place with your dad!

Anya as Loid: Bam!

Anya as Loid: Well done, Anya! The mission is now a success!

Narrator: And so the world was at peace.

Damian: Don't get a big head.

Becky: What's their problem? Ugh! They make me so mad!

Anya: That didn't go as planned. The world is in peril.

Becky: Let's go, Anya.

Becky: Let's go, Starlight Anya.

Anya: Yup.

Becky: Ugh, what a pain.

Boy student C: Ha. That's hilarious.

Boy student D: Who does she think she is?

Boy student D: She keeps showing off her stupid badge.

Boy student C: Who actually comes to school wearing it?

Girl student C: Who would believe such a violent girl actually rescued someone?

Girl student D: They say she saved a kid from drowning,

Girl student D: but she probably kicked him in and let him sink herself.

Girl student C: Oh, I could totally see that!

Girl student D: What if she actually paid the school a bunch of money for her Stella?

Girl student E: What? She doesn't look {/i}that{/i} rich to me.

Anya: Shock...

Becky: Don't even worry about it. They're all just jealous.

Girl student F: Hey, Damian. Wouldn't you agree?

Girl student G: She totally cheated, didn't she?

Damian: Do you really think we go to some third-rate school

Damian: that would hand out Stella by mistake?Or because someone was being underhanded?

Damian: Is that what you think?

Girl student F: Uh, no...

Damian: If you've got a problem with our school,

Damian: why don't you take the transfer exam for another one?

Ewen: He's so manly at times like this.

Emile: Gosh, he's cool.

Damian: The fact that she didn't cheat is why I'm so mad that this little shrimp got ahead of me.

Becky: Maybe he's more earnest than he looks.

Instructor: Let's begin class.

Becky: By the way,

Becky: have you decided what your reward's going to be,

Becky: An—Starlight Anya?

Anya: Reward?

Becky: Of course! Whenever you work really hard on tests or contests,

Becky: you're supposed to get a reward.

Anya: You mean I can get peanuts?

Becky: Come on, you should ask for something way more expensive.

Becky: After the test we had the other day,

Becky: I got them to buy me a cute little dress and a tiara!

Becky: But I mean...

Becky: I guess they haven't given me that much.

Anya: Is your family part of a secret organization that pulls the world's strings?

Becky: What are you talking about? They run a perfectly legitimate company.

Anya: Then Anya wants a castle.

Becky: That might be asking for too much.

Becky: Where would you even put it?

Anya: Then...

Anya: A year's worth of peanuts?

Becky: That shouldn't be a problem at all, but is that really what you want?

Anya: Rewards are difficult.

Becky: Well... I think the reward that made me the happiest is my little Wiesel.

Becky: Oh, that's my puppy! It's the cutest!

Becky: Come here, Weezy!

Anya: Mister Dog?

Anya: Do you have a dog, too, Second Son?

Damian: Huh? A dog?

Becky: What are you asking that jerk for?

Damian: Max!

Damian: Who cares?

Damian: Don't talk to me!

Anya: Anya has a doggy now, too.

Anya as Damian: All right! Let's see who's cuter, yours or my Max!

Anya as Damian: Bring it over to my place! And your dad, too!

Anya as Donovan: Well, hello, Mr. Forger.

Anya as Loid: Let's stop this w*r, Mr. Desmond.

Narrator: And so the world was at peace.

Anya: Heh.

Loid: You want a dog... as a reward?

Anya: Mm-hm.

Anya: Having a dog will bring peace.

Loid: Peace? Like peace of mind?

Loid: Hmm... Well, I was thinking of buying you something.

Yor: Miss Anya...

Yor: Taking care of a living creature requires a lot of work.

Yor: It is a very big responsibility!

Anya: Responsibility...

Loid: A dog, huh? Yeah...

Loid: Let's discuss this a bit further.

Yor: Loid...

Anya: Papa!

Loid: A properly trained dog may prove useful in securing this house.

Yor: Dogs are so violent, though.

Yor: I'm so terribly worried that one might rip Miss Anya to shreds.

Anya: Anya would like a cute puppy, please, Papa.

Anya: A tiny one.

Loid: Huh? Sure, all right.

Loid: Ah, well. I'm sure we can find a small dog that's still capable.

Loid: I'll see if HQ can get us one later.

Loid: All right. Why don't we go to a pet shop this weekend?

Smuggler A: We get a buyer yet?

Smuggler B: Things are pretty tough right now.

Smuggler B: We got some punks who think they're revolutionaries.

Smuggler A: What, they gonna use 'em as b*mb dogs?

Smuggler A: These little guys sure have it rough,

Smuggler A: getting tinkered with just so they can end up as toys for some humans.

Smuggler B: Shut up! If you want food, quit yer yappin'!

Smuggler A: They sure don't look that smart.

Smuggler A: Do Numbers Three and Five look weaker to you?

Smuggler B: Hell if I know. Who cares?

Smuggler A: God, it always reeks in here.

Smuggler B: Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.

Anya: Anya wants this one...

Anya: Or this one!

Yor: Oh, thank goodness. They look very weak.

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