♪ ♪  

JONATHAN: Hi.

Oh, there's, like, thousands of  

trampolines.

KOURTNEY: Who's ready to  

jump? (Indistinct chatter)  

JONATHAN: Gotcha. I got ya!  

PENELOPE: I'm not jumping.

KOURTNEY: Why? I'm gonna  

jump. Mase.

JONATHAN: Wait, Mason, but  

you got to do this.

You got to run into the wall.  

MASON: No, I don't.

JONATHAN: Yeah, look.   

(Kourtney gasps) Whoa. Ooh, ooh!   

MASON: I'm out.

KOURTNEY: Why? You're out?   

JONATHAN: That's crazy (bleep).   

That's some crazy (bleep).

KOURTNEY: My kids are so   

cranky.

They like to sit on the side.   

JONATHAN: Look how mad they

both are.   

KOURTNEY: I'm telling you,

two minutes later, they'll be   

fine. Oh, my God.   

(shouts) Whoo!   

Oh, my God... (laughs) I fell.   

I'm gonna try it again.

(laughing): Oh, my God.   

I'm literally, I'm gonna pee my

pants.   

(Jonathan laughs) Oh, my God!   

JONATHAN: That's what I'm

talking about!   

MASON: I want to try.

JONATHAN: h*t...   

You got to h*t the wall.

KOURTNEY: Mase.   

MASON: Whoa. KOURTNEY: Whoo!   

MASON: Come on, P!

KOURTNEY: My kids came back.   

JONATHAN: Well, you called it.   

(Kourtney laughs) ♪ ♪   

♪ ♪   

KHLOE: So I just left my

first doctor's appointment in.   

Cleveland ever, and we are about

two weeks out, two and a half   

weeks max from me giving birth.

Something that I'm super   

grateful about is that the show

basically documents all of these   

great moments in time, and that

we get to have kind of really   

expensive, well-produced home

videos.   

And since I was on maternity

leave from the show, I decided   

to film everything myself, um,

or have a friend sh**t it,   

so I'm able to have a great

video for True one day.   

I'm so nervous.

I don't know why... well, I know   

why, it's just scary.

I'm just scared of the labor,   

'cause that just scares me.

Oh, and I've been having   

contractions, which is kind of

cool 'cause they're not that   

painful.

But that's why we're not   

concerned, 'cause they're not

that painful.   

(laughs)

It's the homestretch, two weeks,   

and then I get to be with her

and see what she looks like, and   

meet her and... But I'm excited.   

♪ ♪   

KENDALL: So all of this is

gonna be painted all green.   

We're gonna, like, fix this

door a bit.   

SCOTT: Wait, did you sell the

other house quickly, or you   

still have it?

KENDALL: Literally, in less   

than a month.

We sold it so fast, that's why   

I'm homeless right now.

So this room's just like...   

SCOTT: Formal?

KENDALL: Yeah, exactly.   

This is gonna be used to, like,

hang out, or whatever.   

This is the TV room.

SCOTT: This is nice.   

KENDALL: So we're putting,

like, a big hundred-inch here.   

SCOTT: Are they gonna recess

it into the wall?   

KENDALL: No.

I just don't really care.   

SCOTT: It's kind of nice.

(Kendall laughs)   

I want to see this yard.

KENDALL: This is it.   

SCOTT: It looks damn good.

KENDALL: They're gonna redo   

it completely, basically.

Like, fill it in more.   

SCOTT: And how's that tub?

KENDALL: It's not horrible.   

Comfortably, three people, four

people.   

SCOTT: Yeah.

Depending on the size.   

I think you'll like it up here.

KENDALL: Yeah.   

SCOTT: It feels safe and secure.   

KENDALL: And I can, like, get

to Calabasas and, like, my   

horses easier.

SCOTT: Haven't you been   

riding a lot more lately?

KENDALL: Yeah.   

I just got a new horse.

SCOTT: That's fun.   

KENDALL: She's real cute.

SCOTT: It's nice to do   

things.

KENDALL: I feel like I have   

no one to do anything with.

SCOTT: I mean, I would say I   

would come horseback riding with

you, but I probably wouldn't.   

But I'm down to do any other

kind of fun activities.   

KENDALL: We should do stuff.

Yeah, I feel like you're my only   

person left that likes to do fun

things.   

SCOTT: Well, also,

everybody's, like, bedridden   

with a child.

KENDALL: Yeah. Right.   

I'm literally the only one

without a kid.   

SCOTT: I used to always run

around with Khloe, but now she's   

got a baby coming.

Kylie was, like, your go-to.   

She's got a kid.

My kids are, like, growing up.   

KENDALL: Looks like the

universe is just drawing us   

together. ]] SCOTT: It's just...   

That's all we need in life.

(Kendall laughs)   

You know, I feel like me and

Kenny have always had a lot in   

common.

You know, we're both models.   

Just kidding.

You know, we're both really into   

doing stuff that gets our

adrenaline going, and with   

everybody having babies now,

Kendall's pretty much the only   

person that can basically move.

Oh, is this, for-for some odd   

reason, I, like, knew...

KENDALL: (gasps) Oh, my God.   

SCOTT: You were going

after that machine.   

I don't know why.

You started thinking about    

doing activities, it looked like

a big bowling ball.    

KENDALL: We can just build

this house together.    

SCOTT: There's a lot of...

Whoa! Whoa!    

You got to get on a helmet.

KENDALL: I know.    

♪ ♪    

KHLOE: I have been on this

birthing ball for how long,    

Malika?

MALIKA: Um, like, the last    

three hours.

KHLOE: And I love this thing.    

It's supposed to, like, help the

baby get into position, and.    

Malika is with me because

Tristan is on the road and...    

MALIKA: I'm baby daddy two.

KHLOE: And so she's my second    

baby daddy.

And he wanted her to be here    

in case anything happens,

'cause I'm very close to    

delivering, but so far...

MALIKA: I can't wait.    

I can't wait, I can't wait.

KHLOE: Come on, birthing    

ball, let's birth.

MALIKA: Come on, baby.    

♪ ♪    

KIM: Hi.

OLIVIA: Oh, my God, the brown    

hair. Nice to see you.

KIM: I'm having a really bad    

hair day.

Have you guys ever been here?    

OLIVIA: No. ]] KIM: Yeah.    

OLIVIA: I haven't been...

KIM: But she's so nice.    

Natalie and Olivia are

friends that I have kind of    

recently become friends with.

NATALIE: Kim.    

What if it becomes trendy to

have a hairy armpit?    

KIM: That... I cannot stand

when girls are into that.    

NATALIE: I know, but I feel

like it's creeping in, like, the    

hairy armpit things.

OLIVIA: Well, I'll never do    

it, so I don't care.

KIM: It's kind of different    

now that I'm a mom.

Sometimes it's fun to have    

friends that aren't my mom

friends, that I can just have a    

good time with.

NATALIE: I have been so    

hungry lately, I can't control

myself.    

♪ ♪

KIM: (groans) I can hardly    

sit from my workout.

They have, like, a green apple    

sake. ]] OLIVIA: Do they?    

Should we do it?

We'll do the apple sake.    

NATALIE: Let's try it.

KIM: Like, the tiniest,    

tiniest, tiniest bit.

OLIVIA: Kim, one day...    

KIM: I have to be, like, in

Vegas to get wasted.    

OLIVIA: Okay, one day, we'll

get wasted.    

NATALIE: Well, having a drink

at lunch isn't gonna get you    

wasted, Kim.

OLIVIA: Don't booze-pressure    

her. NATALIE: I'm booze-shaming    

her. (Laughter)    

NATALIE: Peer pressure, peer

pressure.    

Drink, Kim, drink.

OLIVIA: I think now that    

you're a mom of three, we got to

get you gooned.    

KIM: Yeah, but then if I

can't get up in the morning to    

take the kids to school, it's,

like, a whole other thing.    

NATALIE: But I think you're

really underestimating the    

amount of, like, mothers that

are drunk all day long.    

(Kim chuckles)

Kim, just trust us, okay?    

OLIVIA: What you do, you

could do a starter pack with us.    

On the low. NATALIE: Yeah, see?    

We could even stay in.

KIM: Just at home?    

NATALIE: Yeah, at home.

OLIVIA: Three girls just    

getting gooned, I don't know.

KIM: My   -year, um, reunion    

is in two weeks.

OLIVIA: Are you kidding?    

KIM: That's a time where I

would drink.    

I would get totally drunk.

NATALIE: Yeah, that would be    

a great time.

OLIVIA: Well, especially    

because it was a girls' school.

So it really is time with the    

girls.

NATALIE: Yeah, get sloshed    

with your old-timers, yeah.

OLIVIA: "Sloshed with the"    

"old-timers." ]] KIM: Yeah.    

  -year reunion.

How crazy is that?    

Just to even think.

NATALIE: Okay, let's just not    

say that. ]] KIM: It's wild.    

NATALIE: Are we that old?

(laughter)    

KIM: I have honestly been

waiting to go to a high school    

reunion since I graduated.

There was, like, a group of us    

that were best friends, and I'm

so excited to reconnect with    

them. I will say, this is pretty    

amazing, though.

This tastes like, yeah.    

NATALIE: Tastes like apples.

KIM: Did you fill this up?    

OLIVIA: Yes, she did.

KIM: Just a little refill.    

OLIVIA: Cheers to life, ladies.    

♪ ♪    

KHLOE: Malika and I just left

the doctors.    

Get into frame.

MALIKA: I just saw my baby.    

She's so cute.

KHLOE: Ugh, I look crazy.    

I'm one and a half centimeters

dilated.    

My cervix is really...

MALIKA: Soft and ready.    

KHLOE: Smushy.

So basically, any time.    

With every day, I definitely was

excited, but I was more anxious.    

'Cause, you know, it's just the

unknown.    

You don't know what's gonna

happen.    

And I think people put such a

scary... just, perception of    

birth into your head, so it's

just, like, it's a terrifying    

thought to think, "Oh, my God,

I have to deliver a baby out of"    

my vagina."

Like, that's just, sounds so    

terrifying.

MALIKA: Khloe's about to go.    

Yeah!

SCOTT: I thought, you know,    

if me and Kenny got out, in the

open sand, it would be kind of    

fun.    

(Kendall screams) (phone chimes)    

(Kendall gasps)

SCOTT: What's popping?    

(phones chiming)    

What? Stop.

KIM: There's a video of.    

Tristan making out with a girl

last night.    

Khloe's gonna die.    

♪ ♪    

SCOTT: I feel like you really

could just, like, k*ll somebody    

and then drop their body back

here and no one would ever find    

it. ]] WOMAN: Hi.    

SCOTT: Hey.

WOMAN: Hi, this is Sylvia.    

SCOTT: How are you? Scott.

KENDALL: Hi, I'm Kendall,    

nice to meet you.

SCOTT: You know, when I was a    

kid, I used to always ride ATVs

or quads or whatever you want to    

call it, and I remember it being

a really good time in my life.    

So I thought, you know, if me

and Kenny got out in the open    

sand, it would be kind of fun.

KENDALL: Good, how are you?    

JORGE: Welcome to Enjoy the

Mountain, this is Jorge.    

KENDALL: I'm Kendall.

JORGE: Kendall, nice to meet    

you. ]] SCOTT: Hey, Scott.    

How are you?

JORGE: You can grab the    

handlebar now, please.

Just steer left, right and    

point forward again.

Where the front wheels are    

pointing, that's where it's

gonna go.    

I'm gonna go first, then it's

going to be you, then you're    

gonna be the last one, okay?

(engine whirring)    

Ready, Kendall? ♪ ♪    

KENDALL: Whoo!    

SCOTT: The whole ATV'ing is

fun, but it's not exactly    

extreme.    

I mean, I'm pretty sure

grandmothers could ride these    

little dirt bikes around town.

KENDALL: Whoo! (Laughs)    

JORGE: You made it. Good job.    

You did a good job. Well done.    

How was the ride? KENDALL: Fun.    

JORGE: It was fun?

KENDALL: Thank you.    

(exhales)

SCOTT: It was therapeutic.    

Wasn't really an extreme sport,

but...    

KENDALL: No, it was fun.

SCOTT: It felt nice.    

It was, like, relaxing.

Is that a spray tan or is that    

dirt?

KENDALL: No... that's my arm.    

That's the dirt. SCOTT: Holy...    

KENDALL: Spray tan?

SCOTT: You're an animal.    

All right, I'm ready to h*t the

showers.    

KENDALL: Yeah, same. ♪ ♪    

KENDALL: Mase's vibe is so

funny, he wants to be like you    

so bad. ]] SCOTT: Really?    

KENDALL: He wears his little

chains and he has his little    

cool guy attitude.

And I'm just like, "You're so"    

funny."

SCOTT: Today wasn't really an    

extreme sport, but I'll tell you

what I really want to do more    

than anything though, is go

skydiving.    

KENDALL: Oh, my God. Like, no.    

SCOTT: Yeah, I've always

wanted to.    

KENDALL: It makes me so nervous.    

SCOTT: I think it makes

everybody nervous.    

That's the point, kind of.

You know, I've always wanted to    

skydive.

I've actually always wanted to    

become, like, a licensed

skydiver, just so when I went    

on planes, I could bring a pack.

Just in case if things got    

ugly, you could just jump out

and be good.    

I don't know if that's legal,

but that always seemed like a    

good idea. KENDALL: So scary...    

SCOTT: I think you got to

just give, like, a "I don't give"    

"a (bleep)" vibe and then once

you're out, it's probably an    

unbelievable experience.

I'm actually a little surprised,    

'cause I kind of thought she

would be into it hands down, but    

she seems a little reluctant.

KENDALL: This was my    

agreement: I will go, I will get

get in the plane and I will go    

up.

SCOTT: Oh, well, that's fine.    

KENDALL: But I don't know if

I can guarantee that I will    

jump out.

SCOTT: Nobody can guarantee    

that.

KENDALL: No, but I heard that    

if you get in the plane and you

take off, they make you jump.    

SCOTT: No. Not a chance.

No chance.    

That's fully illegal.

(Kendall groans)    

They're not gonna push you out

of the plane.    

♪ ♪    

KHLOE: So this is my new life.    

All I do is sit on this

birthing ball.    

Sleeping, I can't get

comfortable, sitting.    

And really, the only place I

feel comfortable is this ball.    

It's really just a (bleep)

workout ball, but they call it a    

birthing ball, and you bounce,

you do whatever.    

Oh, my gosh, can we talk about

the breathing?    

When I am watching these videos

back and I am hearing... ugh...    

The breathing, I sound like a

full-blown beast and I can't    

handle it.

I mean, I have a little    

munchkin sitting on my lungs,

so I guess it's to be expected,    

but holy cow. (Exhales)    

I'm out of breath right now.

(chuckles)    

♪ ♪    

KIM: You know what I would

dream for?    

I would dream to sit in bed

and have no one bug me and    

watch whatever shows I want.

SARAH: Right. You would do    

that for two days and then you'd

be like, "I'm so lonely, where"    

"is everyone?" Trust me.    

KIM: Yeah, but there is

nothing like, just a good    

night's sleep.

I got pushed in my sleep...    

SARAH: Yeah, but I've done

that my whole life.    

KIM: All (bleep) night long.    

I have the biggest bed and

I got pushed and kicked...    

SARAH: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

KIM: All night long.    

SARAH: You have three

beautiful kids, though.    

I'd so much rather get kicked

off the bed than have the whole    

bed to myself.

Our bodies are made for    

spooning, Kim.

I spoon my dog, that's it.    

KIM: That's disgusting.

People like you are sick in the    

head. ]] KOURTNEY: Honey.    

(phone ringing)    

Oh, you're in Stormi's room.

How cute are you?    

So I feel like, maybe we should

just go to Cleveland earlier...    

KYLIE: I agree.

KOURTNEY: And see Khloe,    

and, like, be there.

KYLIE: Yeah.    

KOURTNEY: Early, like, for

the birth.    

KIM: I just, like, have my   

year high school reunion, that I    

really wanted to go to, but...

and Khloe's like, "go to that",    

that's more important."

KOURTNEY: On the   th?    

KIM: Yes.

Khloe has been timing out her    

pregnancy and we think her

baby's gonna come sooner than we    

anticipated, and, like,

literally, the doctor thinks it    

could happen right on the day of

my   -year reunion.    

SARAH: Kim, I feel like you

need to go to your high school    

reunion.

You've been talking about it    

for two years.

KIM: I know, right?    

But what if Khloe, Khloe's

having her baby?    

KYLIE: I think Khloe's just

saying, "Go to that, it's more"    

"important, or do this," but I

think she really wants us to be    

there.

Imagine how she, like, how you'd    

feel like.

Different states, already weird.    

She has the baby and none of us

are there, it'll just...    

I know, like, she's stressed

now, but after, she's gonna want    

us, like...

She's gonna be like, "(bleep)"    

where are they?"

KIM: So    years, I've been    

waiting for this.

I've been so excited.    

But I feel like Khloe really

needs me right now, so, I don't    

know what to do.

So what do I do?    

Birth, or   -year reunion?    

KENDALL: Getting a little

nervous.    

SCOTT: Today is the day that

we are going to jump out of a    

perfectly good airplane.

MAN: There's no turning back    

now.

KENDALL: I don't think I can    

do it.

WOMAN: We're wondering how    

you balance your

responsibilities?    

KRIS: Well, I think as far

as... what, you want to answer    

that?

KOURTNEY: They said you have    

to check your phone right this

second.    

KRIS: Oh.

Khloe's in full-blown labor and    

I'm in charge of bringing the

doctor.    

We should have come last night.

I knew it.    

(sighs) (bleep)    

♪ ♪    

KHLOE: Just got out of the

shower.    

Um, the baby has been really

low, which is good.    

The baby's dropped, what they

say.    

Um, yeah.

I mean, I feel good, I'm just    

anxiously waiting for...

the baby to get here.    

(sighs) My little, my babe.    

So, exciting.

The countdown is real.    

♪ ♪    

KOURTNEY: Do you like me?

KRIS: Hi, boo-boo.    

Wait.

Kim didn't realize that you    

lived here now. ]] KIM: Yeah.    

KRIS: Do you love living out

there in the guesthouse?    

Do you feel safe?

KENDALL: I don't live out    

there, I live in here.

KRIS: Oh, you do?    

KENDALL: Yeah. KRIS: What room?    

KENDALL: The master...

KRIS: Stop, you took over.    

Khloe's master?

KENDALL: She told me I could.    

KRIS: That is a badass move.

KENDALL: I bet you she would    

have... KRIS: I like your style.    

(chuckles): I love your style.

KIM: You know, I've been    

dying to go to my high school

reunion.    

I'm literally in a group chat

with my friends right now.    

KRIS: Stop.

KIM: But I'm nervous 'cause.    

Khloe's supposed to... that's the

weekend that the doctor is going    

out to see Khloe.

KRIS: What day is the high    

school reunion? ]] KIM: Friday.    

KRIS: Oh, wow. ]] KIM: Yeah.    

If I want to go to the reunion

on Friday night, can you just    

fly out a little bit later and

I'll fly with you?    

'Cause my reunion's at, like,

 :  .    

KRIS: I've already told

Dr. A that we're gonna get on    

a plane Friday morning.

And I just want to get there,    

'cause this is giving me anxiety

just not being there.    

I just want to settle in and

make sure she has everything she    

needs.

You know, there's a lot to do.    

Because God forbid she goes into

labor.    

Then at least Doctor A's there,

I'm there.    

I mean, I wish I could leave

now.    

So we're gonna go.

You can't get on that plane.    

You need to go to your reunion,

I get it.    

KIM: All right, well, you go,

and I'll think about it.    

KRIS: All right.

KIM: It's like, I really want    

to go to my   -year reunion, so

I'll just, I-I cannot plan...    

It's like, my   -year reunion's

really important to me, also.    

KRIS: Yeah.

KIM: They're both are.    

I-I want to go to both, and I

feel like I can go to both.    

KRIS: Uh, Khloe's birth,

  -year reunion.    

It should be Khloe's birth.

KIM: I know, but I just feel    

like I can do both.

So I'm just, like, I-I have to    

be really last-minute on this.

KRIS: Of course you do.    

Okay.

KIM: Like, I just can't make    

too many plans.

KRIS: It'll be fine.    

I'm gonna be in Cleveland.

So you have fun.    

KIM: Okay.

KRIS: Okay? You do you.    

I'm gonna do me. ]] KIM: Okay.    

KRIS: Okay.

How about you, Kenny?    

KENDALL: I don't know. ♪ ♪    

KENDALL: How are you?

SCOTT: Scott, nice to meet    

you.

So today is the day that we are    

going to jump out of a perfectly

good airplane.    

And I'm very excited.

I got to tell you.    

SCOTT SMITH: You excited?

KENDALL: Mm... I don't know.    

SCOTT SMITH: So you haven't

jumped before, have you?    

KENDALL: Never.

I'm getting a little nervous.    

SCOTT SMITH: Pull those leg

straps up over your knees.    

And then slip your arms back.    

KENDALL: How many times have

you jumped?    

Do you have, like...

SCOTT SMITH: About   ,   .    

KENDALL: Stop.

SCOTT SMITH: Been jump...    

This summer will be    years.

KENDALL: Really?    

SCOTT SMITH: Mm-hmm.

KENDALL: Has anything crazy    

happened to you?

I mean like, scary?    

SCOTT SMITH: I've had a

couple sprained ankles over the    

years.

KENDALL: Obviously, my only    

real fear is, like, the

parachute situation.    

SCOTT SMITH: Parachutes are

super reliable these days.    

But again, they're...

KENDALL: "These days."    

SCOTT SMITH: (laughs)

   years ago, they weren't,    

weren't quite as good as what we

have right now. Yeah.    

KENDALL: So if we get up

there and I change my mind, is    

that okay?

SCOTT SMITH: That's fine.    

KENDALL: Okay.

SCOTT: I feel like this is    

the worst part.

KENDALL: No, I'm tripping out    

a little bit.

Oh, it's time to get on the    

plane. I'm so scared.    

I can't breathe.

Do people, do people black out    

often?

SCOTT SMITH: Not very often.    

KENDALL: I'm getting nervous.

SCOTT: It's no big deal.    

SCOTT SMITH: I think we're

ready.    

KENDALL: Why am I doing this?

SCOTT: It's because you're    

not just a model.

KENDALL: (bleep)    

(Scott laughs)

I need to go home!    

Oh, my God, it's happening.

SCOTT: So anyway...    

KENDALL: Oh, my God, I'm

freaking out.    

Ah! Oh, my gosh.    

SCOTT: No turning back now.

KENDALL: What did I agree to?    

SCOTT SMITH: All right, you

ready?    

KENDALL: I don't think I can

do it.    

WOMAN: You're all right.    

MAN: You got this. You got this!    

KENDALL: How fast does it all

happen?    

MAN: About eight minutes.

SCOTT: I've been wanting to    

do this forever, so I'm

comfortable.    

But Kenny definitely doesn't

seem too comfortable.    

And it kind of feels like

there's a very good chance    

she's not going to jump out of

this plane.    

KENDALL: I don't know.

SCOTT: I mean, listen, Kenny    

said she wanted to get her

adrenaline rumbling around.    

So this is it.

KENDALL: Oh, my God.    

I don't think I can do it.    

(Kendall gasps) ]] KIM: Hey.    

MALIKA: What the (bleep) is

that?    

KIM: She's literally gonna go

into labor over this.    

KOURTNEY: The whole thing

just really makes me disgusted.    

KENDALL: Love you, Scott!

SCOTT: There's something I've    

wanted to tell you! KENDALL: No!    

SCOTT: I've always loved you!

SCOTT SMITH: Green light,    

green light.

MAN: All right, start with    

your right. (Kendall screams)    

♪ ♪    

KENDALL: Oh, my God.

I don't think I can do it.    

MAN: You want to...

Want to take a look?    

KENDALL: I don't think I can

do it.    

(whimpers)

MAN: When you're ready to go,    

we're good to go.

KENDALL: I can't.    

I'm, like, literally shaking!

I'm sorry.    

CAMERAMAN: Just count to three.    

You can do this. I promise you.    

These guys got you.

(Kendall moans)    

MAN: One, two, three.

(Kendall screams)    

♪ ♪    

MAN (laughs): Yeah! Nice job.    

SCOTT: (bleep) yeah, brah.

MAN: Pretty awesome, huh?    

KENDALL: Whoo! Oh, my God!    

PRODUCER: How was it?

SCOTT: Oh, it was sick.    

KENDALL: It's crazy how many

emotions you go through.    

MAN: Yeah. (Kendall whooping)    

(laughs) ]] MAN: Ah, ha, ha!    

KENDALL: I did it!

MAN: Whoo-hoo!    

SCOTT: Ha, ha! KENDALL: Whoo!    

We did it! SCOTT: That was sick.    

KENDALL: I almost didn't go!

SCOTT: You know, I feel like    

everyone sees Kendall as just

this beautiful supermodel, but    

they don't realize that she's

pretty wild, too, and is into    

doing pretty much anything.

I'm, like, a proud older    

brother.

We both did it, and it's a good    

experience, it's something we

can have forever.    

All right, you ready to go back

up?    

KENDALL: No! SCOTT: Ah, ha!    

KENDALL: Scott, let's stand

in front of the plane.    

Try and, like, get, like, a lot

of plane.    

Like, maybe, like, maybe stand

there, and get it, like, that    

way. ]] SCOTT: How's my bulge?    

KENDALL: I can Facetune it

bigger for you.    

SCOTT: Nice! (Kendall laughs)    

♪ ♪

MAN: Three, two, one.    

SCOTT: That was (bleep) dope.

Thank God you did it.    

KENDALL: Yeah.

SCOTT: I was nervous for a    

second.

So what was it like, right when    

you were about to jump?

Was that, like, the scariest    

point?

KENDALL: I was, like, on the    

verge of tears; I was, like,

I was like, I'm gonna, I'm not,    

like, I can't do this.

And I kept looking at everyone    

being, like, "Are you sure? Are

you sure? Do you promise me?"    

Do you promise me?"

And then they were like, "We    

have    more seconds.

If you want to go, you have to    

"go now, or else we have to

circle around."    

And I was like, "My dad would

yell at me right now if I wasn't"    

going."

My dad would be like, "Get up    

and get off the plane."

SCOTT: Right.    

KENDALL: Like, I know that my

dad...    

So I was like, "Oh, my God, I

have to do it."    

And I was like, "Fine! One, two,

three," and then he jumped.    

SCOTT: Yeah, I think that's

just how it is, like, you just    

don't feel like you can do it...

KENDALL: Uh, I think it's    

that way.

SCOTT: But then if you're    

like, "Okay, go..."

KENDALL: Yeah.    

SCOTT: It's gonna happen.

KENDALL: Mm-hmm.    

SCOTT: Yeah, that was an

amazing experience, though.    

KENDALL: Yeah. (Phone chiming)    

(gasps) ]] SCOTT: Hmm?    

(phone chimes) What's popping?    

KIM: Wait, hold on one second.    

SCOTT: Group? What? Stop.    

Bro, that's pretty serious,

isn't it?    

KENDALL: Wow. (Phone chimes)    

SCOTT: Is that for sure, for

sure?    

KENDALL: I don't know, that's

what I'm trying to find out.    

That's insane.

SCOTT: I mean, you know the    

only person to ask right now...

is Kim.    

KENDALL: She's the one who

texted...    

SCOTT: Oh, that's what I'm

saying.    

What's her take on it?

KIM: Hold on.    

(quietly): Yikes. Ugh...    

There's video of Tristan making

out with a girl last night.    

PRODUCER: Oh, no! KIM: I know.    

Khloe's gonna die.

KENDALL: "The woman who"    

filmed the clip said, 'I was

there and he was on the table    

right next to us with a group of

friends.    

"Everybody watched them make out

several times.'"    

KOURTNEY: I mean, I can't

even imagine being in Khloe's    

shoes.

Just how, like, reckless it all    

seems.

This is really shocking, and    

obviously, heartbreaking.

The whole thing makes me    

disgusted.

KENDALL: I'm, like, in shock    

right now; I don't even know

what to say.    

SCOTT: This is out of...

KENDALL: Like, (bleep)    

idiot. It's a sick joke.    

SCOTT: (bleep)

KIM: Kylie just sent Khloe    

the article.

Like, do I call Khloe?    

KENDALL: Oh, no. SCOTT: What?    

KENDALL: She def knows, but

she's not responding to the    

texts.

KYLIE: No one had the courage    

to tell Khloe 'cause we knew she

was days away from giving birth.    

We didn't want to stress her

out, but we knew that it was the    

right thing to do.

So I'm the one that told Khloe.    

I didn't want to hurt her

feelings, but I felt like she    

should hear from one of us,

versus on the Internet.    

KENDALL: Oh, my God.

SCOTT: What?    

KENDALL: Oh, my God, I'm

gonna cry for her.    

SCOTT: No...

KIM: She's literally gonna go    

into labor over this.

(phone ringing)    

Hey. MALIKA: What the (bleep) is    

that? ]] KHLOE: Hello?    

KIM: Hey, are you okay?

Honestly, so many more stories    

have come out, so many friends

are calling me with, like, so    

many more things.

We thought she finally found her.    

Prince Charming, and then,

(bleep).    

KRIS: Hey. Are you contracting?    

Oh, (bleep). I got to go.    

KIM: Like, go.

KRIS: I got to go.    

KIM: When there's something

crazy that goes on in our    

family, we drop everything that

we're doing.    

KHLOE: I don't want any

negativity in the delivery room.    

I don't want anyone to talk

about it, make me feel    

uncomfortable or him

uncomfortable.    

MALIKA: He's definitely

gonna have to face you guys.    

KOURTNEY: You are (bleep)

with all of us when you    

disrespect one of us.    

(phone ringing) ]] KIM: Hey.    

MALIKA: What the (bleep) is

that?    

KIM: Are you with her?

MALIKA: No, I'm not.    

KIM: She's literally gonna go

into labor over this.    

MALIKA: She's, like,

literally about to go into...    

she's, like, literally about

to have the baby.    

You couldn't (bleep) sit down?

KIM: Yeah, it's really    

(bleep) embarrassing.

(phone chimes)    

Hold on.

Khloe's texting me right now,    

I'll call you back.

(line ringing)    

KHLOE: Hello?

KIM: Hey, are you okay?    

KHLOE: Yeah.

KIM: Do you want me to come    

down there? KHLOE: No. I'm fine.    

KIM: Are y-you... did you say

you're trying to come back here    

to L.A.? KHLOE: I would love to.    

I need to figure that out.

KIM: Well, do you want me to    

get you a plane and figure it

out?    

Do you want me to...

KHLOE: I need to ask if I can    

travel.

I'm gonna call Dr. A and see if    

I can get out of here.

KIM: I mean, I think you-you    

just have to worry about

yourself right now, and just be    

calm, because...

KHLOE (crying): I can't be    

calm. Not right now.    

KIM: Okay.

KHLOE: I'm trying to figure    

it out. I'll call you back.    

KIM: Okay, bye.

I mean, I definitely feel    

helpless, because she's

confused, she doesn't know what    

to do, and we don't really know

what to do, but we want to be    

there for her.

And honestly, it's like I'm in    

shock. We love Tristan.    

Like, this is just nothing that

we suspected.    

We thought she finally found

her, you know, Prince Charming    

happy ending, and then, (bleep).

It's just, why her?    

Like, it just, it really, really

sucks.    

SCOTT: They're both in the

same house right now?    

KENDALL: No, she kicked him out.    

He's, like, he left the house.

We're trying to get her to come    

home. ]] SCOTT: (bleep), man.    

What... by the way... what the

(bleep) he even doing out in    

the streets right now like that

anyway?    

KENDALL: Right.

SCOTT: Like, I mean, she is    

about to pop off, like...

Got to chill at home for a    

minute. (Slurps)    

I've really turned into such a

gentleman.    

♪ ♪    

KIM: You have an Instagram

account?    

MJ: Yes.

KIM: What is your Instagram    

account? MJ: Kimkardashian.com.    

(both chuckle)

KIM: But what's your.    

Instagram name?

MJ: I just push "Instagram."    

KIM: Oh. MJ: I have the app.    

KIM: Yeah. ]] MJ: (chuckles)    

Isn't that what you do?

KRIS: Hey, Mom.    

MJ: Hi. KRIS: You look cute.    

MJ: Well, thank you.

KRIS: Hi, Kimbo.    

KIM: Hi, Mom.

MJ: Love your shoes, Krissy.    

KRIS: Thank you.

MJ: They're so cute.    

KRIS: Thanks.

KIM: Oh, so, I called Khloe    

today, and I was like,

"Honestly, so many more stories"    

have come out, so many friends

are calling me with, like, so    

many more things."

MJ: I just found out, so I've    

just, you know, I'm still

crying, so I can't...    

KIM: Oh, you just found out.

MJ: Yeah.    

KIM: Oh. MJ: I'm really sad.    

Ruined my makeup. ]] KIM: Yeah.    

MJ: All the way over here.

KIM: You know, I told her,    

"What is, what are you gonna get

out of him?"    

I go, "Think about it.

You're gonna be worried and"    

nervous and have an insecure

life, 'cause if he's not    

faithful now..."

MJ: He'll never change.    

KIM: Yeah, he'll never change.    

When one thing comes out, you

kind of hope, like, "Okay, well",    

maybe the video's old or maybe

it's a misunderstanding, maybe    

"something," 'cause a picture

doesn't always tell the full    

story.

But then, you know, two more    

stories come out.

This is just, like, crazy.    

And now, you know, you know it's

true.    

MJ: Find-find a different type.    

You know? ]] KIM: Yeah.    

MJ: An accountant or something.    

KIM: Yeah. Preach, Grandma.

MJ: A preacher.    

KIM: An accountant. (Both laugh)    

KRIS: Okay, so I need your

attention.    

KIM: Yeah?

KRIS: This university... Brown.    

University... they have a class

called "Keeping Up with Keeping."    

"Up." ]] KIM: Yeah.    

MJ: How cute.

KRIS: And I'm gonna surprise    

the class by Skyping in.

Then I thought what I could do    

is say that you're here, too...

KIM: Okay.    

KRIS: And surprise you,

and MJ can pop in.    

MJ: They'll be so excited.

KRIS: Where is Kourtney?    

MJ: Upstairs getting her makeup.    

KRIS: So I'll get on with

them now.    

KIM: I can't believe they

have a class like that.    

KRIS: Isn't that wild?

KIM: Yeah, to get credit for    

school on our show... like,

that's crazy.    

KRIS: The timing isn't great

with what's going on with Khloe.    

KIM: But we can't really

reschedule the call, so, if    

anything, it's like a good

distraction to get...    

KRIS: For sure.

KIM: You know, our minds    

off of everything. (Laughter)    

KRIS: Hi, guys.

(indistinct chatter)    

What are you...?

Oh, my God, it's all women?    

ALL: Yes!

KRIS: Oh, that's so cool.    

Well, hi. Happy Wednesday.    

KIM: I could probably help

out with some reports.    

(laughter)

That's crazy that you guys    

actually get credit for this.

WOMAN: It's not that crazy,    

because you guys are just so

relevant to American culture    

that... and I think really, it

makes a lot of sense for us to    

be studying you guys.

So, in general, why do you feel    

like your family's become such

polarizing figures?    

Where do you think that some of

that both positivity and    

negativity comes from?

And then, how do you, I guess,    

deal with that?

KIM: Sometimes I feel torn    

about it, 'cause sometimes,

like, if I post a photo...    

KOURTNEY: Hi, guys.

WOMAN: Oh, my God.    

KIM: Welcome to the party.

KRIS: There she is.    

KOURTNEY: Sorry. I was glamming.    

KRIS: You're late, but go on.

KIM: Well, I think we've gone    

through every crazy thing that

you could possibly imagine, and    

we've shared that.

I think just people can relate    

to that, whether they want us to

win or not.    

I mean, it's so funny to me, the

people that are so bothered.    

Like, I get it.

If it's not your thing, like,    

it's not your thing, so don't...

You know, change the channel or    

whatever, but at the end of the

day, people can criticize all    

day long. We have each other.    

(phone ringing)

KOURTNEY: Is that your phone?    

KRIS: I don't know.

KIM: No. Um...    

You don't know your ringtone?

KRIS: It's like everybody    

else's. ]] KOURTNEY: That's not    

everybody else's.

KIM: It's not everyone else's    

ringtone.

That's a really annoying, loud    

ringtone.

KRIS: So, it's annoying,    

okay. ]] MJ: So they are normal.    

KRIS: Just push the button.

WOMAN: We're wondering how    

you balance your

responsibilities as both a    

character on your show and also

a producer?    

KIM: Kourtney?

KRIS: I think as far as...    

What? You want to answer that?

KOURTNEY: They said you have    

to check your phone right this

second.    

KRIS: Oh. Okay, I got to go.    

She's gonna answer that

question.    

I'll be right back. KIM: Okay.    

KOURTNEY: Um, I think...

I mean, we're always thinking    

of, like... What?

KIM: Kourtney's not that good    

at this role.

KOURTNEY: At producing?    

(laughter)

No. I mean, people are always    

coming up with fun things...

KRIS: Hey. No, but I can try    

and get another plane.

Why? Are you contracting?    

Ah, (bleep).

Okay, we should have come last    

night. I knew it!    

All right. No, I'm-I'm good.

I'm just, I'm gonna be calm.    

I just, let me figure it out

and see how fast we can get out    

of here.

She's in labor, like, full-blown    

labor, and I'm in charge of

bringing the doctor.    

Ah, (bleep).

I mean, what's gonna happen if.    

Dr. A isn't there to deliver the

baby?    

We've got to get there right

now.    

It just doesn't get any worse.    

KRIS: Hi. So, listen, Khloe's

in labor, so here's the thing.    

Can you get to the airport by

 :  ?    

ALIABADI: Let me... Yeah.

Let me go see my last patient,    

and I'll run out.

KRIS: Okay. Bye.    

(whispering): I got to go.

Wrap it up.    

I got to go. ]] KIM: Okay.    

KRIS: Do you want to just

pause them, or...?    

KIM: Okay. One sec.

KRIS: I can't wait one    

second.

KIM: Um, we have to go, but,    

um, we are so excited that you

guys... this is actually a real    

course. ]] KRIS: She's in labor.    

MJ: She's what?

KRIS: I think she's in labor.    

MJ: I thought so, with this.

KRIS: Yeah, yeah, so I got to    

go get on a plane.

WOMAN: Oh, thank you so much.    

KOURTNEY: Okay, bye, guys.

KIM: Thanks, you guys. Bye.    

KRIS: Okay, I got to go.

I just moved the plane up, and I    

think she's in labor.

KIM: Okay, well, to when?    

KRIS: I knew we should have

gone last night, I knew it.    

KIM: Do you want me to go

with you?    

KRIS: No, you come in a

couple of days.    

I'm going, I'm bringing the

doctor.    

KIM: I'll go.

Like, I don't care.    

KRIS: Uh, the only thing that

frightens me is that she's gonna    

have this baby before I can get

there, and then she's giving    

birth alone.

KIM: Hey, are you okay?    

KHLOE: Yeah.

KIM: Um, how are you feeling?    

Do you want me to come with Mom,

'cause I could go?    

KRIS: I got to go.

Bye, everybody.    

I love you. ]] KHLOE: Should the    

contractions feel like period

cramps?    

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KIM: I'm here with Kourt and.    

Grandma.

KHLOE: But they keep going    

from different times, so I don't

understand if I'm feeling them.    

KOURTNEY: Write it down.

KHLOE: Oh, no, one was at    

 :  , one was at  :  , one was

at   :   something.    

KIM: I feel like I should go.

KHLOE:  :  .    

KOURTNEY: Yeah. ]] KIM: Okay.    

KHLOE: And now, another one

was at  :  .    

KIM: Okay, I'm gonna run and,

um, get my bag, and I'm gonna    

come with Mom.

I'll call you right back.    

KOURTNEY: Call Corey.

KIM: I'm on my way. Bye.    

You know, when there's something

crazy that goes on in our    

family, we just always drop

everything that we're doing and    

go be supportive to them.

I obviously wanted to go to my    

reunion, and I wanted to make

both work, but since my reunion    

is in two days, it's like, game

over, it's doesn't matter.    

I'm gonna go to Cleveland and be

there for her.    

KHLOE: Mom's already

stressing me out.    

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KHLOE: When I said, "Hey, I"    

think I'm having contractions,"

she said, "(bleep)."    

And I go, "What?"

KOURTNEY: No, she comes in    

the room.

She comes in the room and goes,    

"I got to go.

I got to go, guys."    

(Khloe laughs) Um...    

KHLOE: She's just too much,

and then, I love Kim, and I love    

all you guys, but, like, Kim...

You know, it's like everyone    

wants me to make a decision

right this second, and I just    

want to go and give birth, and

focus on that, and, like, try to    

enjoy this, and try to enjoy it

with him.    

PENELOPE: Mom, can we go

through my backpack?    

KHLOE: As bad as... like, as

crazy as that sounds, I want to    

enjoy this with him.

KOURTNEY: Yeah.    

KHLOE: I don't want any

negativity in the delivery room.    

I don't want anyone to talk

about it, make me feel    

uncomfortable or him

uncomfortable.    

Like, let's just act normal

for...    

Give me a minute.

KOURTNEY: Yeah. Okay, I'll    

keep you posted on what's going

on.    

KHLOE: Okay, thank you.

KOURTNEY: Okay, bye.    

MJ: Love you, Khlo.    

KHLOE: So, the date is April

  , and it is  :   p.m., and    

I've been having contractions

for quite some time, so I'm    

waiting.

My family is getting on an    

airplane from L.A., and the

doctor, so I just hope everyone    

gets here in time.

And we're just excited to meet    

you. Try to hold on a little bit    

longer in there.

You've been cooking very well.    

I love you, baby. Big belly.    

ALEXA: I hope someone can get

in the air soon.    

PRODUCER: Yeah.

They said five minutes.    

I just asked.

MALIKA: I'm gonna have no    

cuticles by the time I get to

Cleveland, I swear.    

KOURTNEY: We had to find two

planes at the last second.    

My mom's plane lands first with

the doctor.    

They're leaving from LAX, and

then, Malika and Kim and I are    

taking a jet from Van Nuys.

We just really want to make it    

there in time.

KHLOE: When are you guys    

taking off?

MALIKA: Um, we're waiting on    

the plane right now.

WOMAN: The plane's getting    

fuel right now.

They said we should be able to    

get on it in five.

MALIKA: So, not too much    

longer. ]] KHLOE: Okay.    

MALIKA: I will see you shortly.    

Where's Sav? KHLOE: Downstairs.    

MALIKA: Okay. I'll call him.

KHLOE: Okay.    

MALIKA: All right. Bye, babe.

Hi.    

SAVAS: What's up?

MALIKA: Let's have a little    

chitchat.

It's very easy to think you need    

to rush or panic... you know what

I mean... because she's gonna be    

acting a fool in the passenger

seat...    

SAVAS: Yeah, yeah.

MALIKA: Somewhat ignore that.    

Also, you know, she's very

tough.    

She's gonna try not to let you

help her do a lot of things.    

Don't-don't-don't listen to her,

don't argue with her.    

Just take it and move.

Let her focus on her    

contractions. SAVAS: All right.    

MALIKA: All right, thanks. Bye.    

(indistinct chatter) Hi, Kimmy.    

Can you believe it?

KIM: I know, I'm so excited.    

MALIKA: I'm, like, look, we

all know the problem.    

Let's just get on the solution.

KOURTNEY: Let's just what?    

MALIKA: I said, we all know

the problem.    

Let's just get on the solution.

KOURTNEY: I don't think there    

is one.

MALIKA: Have the damn baby    

and let her figure her life out.

KOURTNEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.    

MALIKA: You know what I mean?

That's all... to me, that's the    

best thing to do at this point.

KOURTNEY: Yeah, totally.    

MALIKA: 'Cause she's gonna

feel...    

KIM: She just doesn't want us

to, like, start drama in the    

hospital, so...

MALIKA: Yeah, she said,    

specifically, you be nice.

KIM: Yeah, so...    

MALIKA: I said, "Don't worry.

I got Kimmy for you."    

KIM: Yeah.

I'm gonna look at him and just    

be, like...

MALIKA: That's what a big    

sister's supposed to do.

Okay, not the second one, babe.    

Do the look one, but not the...

KOURTNEY: I think the look    

one's lame.

I think I would only do that.    

MALIKA: You two are gonna be

a real problem for me.    

He's definitely gonna have to

face you guys, but for her,    

we're not even...

Like, just... "Hi."    

KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.

KIM: I don't even think "Hi."    

MALIKA: Keep it cordial.

KIM: I think just like...    

MALIKA: And you know what?

I actually like that.    

'Cause that's decent.

KOURTNEY: I know how    

important it is for Khloe to

have Tristan there, and I    

actually really respect that,

but it's definitely going to be    

awkward.

It's gonna be hard to even look    

at him or be in the same room

with him.    

It's like you are (bleep) with

all of us when you disrespect    

one of us. KIM: I think I'm just    

gonna look at him and be like,

"To be continued, (bleep).    

It's not over."    

KIM: On the next episode...

KHLOE: I really pray that my    

sisters get to the hospital in

time.    

KOURTNEY: How (bleep) insane

to be doing this by yourself?    

KIM: How far out are we?

MAN:    minutes.    

MALIKA: Oh, my God.

KOURTNEY: Hurry!    

KIM: We can't miss this.

(Khloe groans, True cries)    

KIM: I unfollowed Tristan on

Instagram.    

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KIM: He said I'm trying to    

start stuff and I'm an

instigator.    

I'm, like, done, done with him.

Over it.
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