Pip: Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Andalasia a baby was found 

With no mother or father to speak of the animals raised her as one of their own, that baby was Giselle, Giselle grew into a beautiful young lady with a loving heart and a secret desire 

-  I’ve been dreaming of true love’s kiss and a prince that comes with this 

She won the love of the bravest prince until one day she was pushed by an evil queen and landed in a large and extremely confusing place called 

New York City, New York City 

 There she met Robert who was a lawyer with dreamy eyes and a daughter named Robert who saw magic everywhere she went ,  they fell in love and they lived - 

Both: Forever Ever After 

Read it again Dad 

Pip: What if I told you ever after wasn’t the end of their story? 

We’ve heard this story a million times ,That’s how it always ends 

Pip: You’ve only heard part of the story, I’m not too proud of my part but if you two get into bed, I’ll read it to ya 

This story begins where the old one left off , after ever after 

After? There is no after after ever after

You get married then nothing ever happens to you again 

Pip: Not in this world, for Giselle a few years grew apart, Morgan sprouted up, Robert and Giselle had a big, beautiful girl named Sofia 

And for one moment Giselle truly had it all,  with all the baby stuff 

Their castle in the sky shrunk too sizes and life got so busy 

it felt like a sleeping curse fell over the kingdom every night , the hardest part was Morgan , she became what that lot call a teenager 

Felt like she set off to a faraway place she could never go , felt like life wasn’t so magical after all then she saw a sign and decided their ever after might be somewhere else so Giselle and Robert began their quest for a new Ever after 

Mover: Next stop, Monroeville 

Where the hell is Monroeville 

Don’t know, has to be better than here 

Giselle: I know change can be scary but it can also be exciting, think of all the wonderful new people you’re going to meet who will love you just as much as I do and remember whenever you need a friend, what do we do? 

Robert: Morgan can you at least try to help a little?

Morgan; I am helping, I’m literally telling the entire Internet about my kidnapping, they all agree it’s a tragedy 

Robert: You know, a lot of people move to the suburbs from the city and they’re wildly happy 

Morgan: Well I was wildly happy here , can you back me up on this Sofia? 

You’re no help 

Giselle: Are you ready for our new adventure? 

Morgan: Very 

Giselle: That’s 

Both: sarcasm 

Giselle: I promise Monroeville is the perfect place 

Morgan: No speeches, if we’re going to do this, let’s just go 

Robert: Teenagers are like this, She’ll be fine 

Giselle: We really did have magic memories here 

Robert: We’ll make more, if I learnt anything from meeting a princess on a billboard  sometimes you just have to take a leap 

Pip: So they packed up and moved 

 ain’t nothing too perturbia , disturbia , magic kingdom of surburbia 

Giselle: Isn’t it wonderful? It’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to 

Both: Andalasia

Morgan: House is like a castle, I’ll have my own room, you’ve told me a million times 

Robert: Hey look 

Giselle: You never know Morgan, you might have a little magic like I did growing up

Robert: There it is 

Giselle: Oh good  The walls are back up 

Morgan: The walls were down?

Interesting castle 

Robert: We’re running a little behind schedule, you just have to have vision 

New baby in town 

We even brought gifts 

We’re great with naps  if you ever need help with that 

Thank you, I might take you up on that, should we go check out our new home? 

It’s all part of the adventure  

Morgan: That’s not an adventure, that’s a landfill 

Giselle: A land filled with adventure 

Robert: Let me take my little princess and show you the rest of the house 

Morgan: I’m going to go see if one of those movers will move me back to New York 

Giselle; I know it’s hard starting over someplace new, I did it once, not really on purpose , I find you just have to look at things the right way 

Morgan: Oh no 

Giselle: Here I’ll show you 

Morgan: We don’t really need to 

  Here we are    

Morgan: Sing

 - A family starting over where life will be nicer and newer now

With a sparkling sun and the fresh clean sky our dreams will come even truer now  

In a yard that’s full of four leaf clover where We’ve been transplanted we’ll be brimming with even more joy in store than before , life will be more enchanted 

We’re so blessed to have our little castle, we’ll sing as we gaily unpack our trunks 

We’ll be friends with all the local deer , fluffiest raccoons and cuddly skunks 

Far away  from all the noise and hassle , our wishes will all be granted and even the nastiest birds will tweet extra sweet , I repeat, we’ve left behind all those city lights for riding bikes and flying kites 

Now we will be surbabanites and even more enchanted 

Giselle: Keep them closed 

Robert: Don’t open your eyes

Giselle: Keep them closed  

Morgan: Feels so scary now 

Robert: Don’t be scared, ready? 

Both: Open them 

Morgan: Oh wow this is wow, wow

Giselle: I know I got carried away, you can change anything you like 

Robert: She made them promise it will be done 

Morgan: It’s beautiful mom 

Giselle: Really?  Pretty soon this whole place will feel like home you’ll see 

Morgan: Ah!

That’s all my stuff! 

Robert; Put it out 

Morgan: Careful 

Robert; Grab a blanket 

Morgan: Those were all my clothes! 

Hello!

Robert: Do we know somebody?

Giselle: No but we can 

Malvina: What are you colour blind? That’s not green, that’s aqua

Hope you don’t mind, the door was unlocked 

Giselle and Robert right? And Morgan and little Sofia 

Giselle: Yes, how did you know? 

Malvina: Malvina Monroe , I would have sold you this house but I deal in slightly more upscale homes, Rosaleen and Ruby!

: Oh they smell so good 

 made everything 

Even the baskets 

Malvina: I weave 

That’s so sweet 

Morgan: And a little weird 

Morgan 

I have one that age too , so pouty, still the apple of my eye 

Everyone’s eye

More like the apple of your entire face 

I know this town better than anyone else 

She made this town what it is 

She’s like the Queen of the town 

I think every town should have a queen 

That wasn’t exactly the first day we hoped for , maybe we should have waited a month 

No we pushed her three times 

That is so much better than fifth avenue 

No that’s just weirdly louder 

Giselle: Those crickets can pose that song just for us , build them a resort, I don’t think they have one of those 

Morgan: Can we talk about the fact we moved here to get more space and we’re sleeping in the same room

Robert:,Morgan We talked about this, It’s just until the Smoke clears the room 

Morgan: Why is your alarm going off? It’s still yesterday outside 

It’s okay baby, it’s okay sweetheart 

f*re! Yes it is a lovely morning isn’t it? 

I can’t figure out this commuting thing , I’ll grab some cream, what is that smell? 

Morning I made you some toast 

Are you okay? 

Are you hurt? 

Morgan: No but this is my only outfit 

Giselle: The king and Queen of Andalasia , Nancy ,  Edward what are you doing here? 

We built a portal to your new home 

Edward: Congratulations on The increasing size of your progeny 

Thank you 

Your dwelling, Are you poor now? 

Nancy: Edward 

No

Robert: We’re not poor 

Giselle: it’s what they call a fixer upper 

Edward: A fixer upper, Once your peasants have dug out the moat and added a turret and a balcony from which you can sing bathed in the light of a forgiving moon , I see it now 

Robert: On that note I’m off 

Robert it appears you have lost your sword 

I don’t have a sword 

Now that you’re a country squire you’d be more in need of a sword 

Still a lawyer 

Tragic , how desperate you must be to do something 

I do plenty 

A brave front is required to face a life as barren as this , take this 

I couldn’t 

You must 

This sword and I have slayed many a beasts and adventures testing both body and spirit , may it do the same for you 

Thank you peasant 

Nancy: We missed her birthday last month but we had to make sure the goddaughter of the king and queen of Andalasia got one of these 

Giselle; A Andalasian wishing wand

A what wand?

Giselle: I’ve heard of it but never seen one before 

Edward: When your godparents are the king and queen they have to do something extra special 

- Presenting a wand that wishes the most magical of tools , use it for joy and happiness , just make sure you know the rules 

Morgan: Does anyone in Andaasia just say stuff? 

Giselle: Not if we can help it 

- Here’s the magic of Andalasia 

Contained within this wonderous wishing wand 

We bring some magic from Andalasia to this Dab and most unmagic world beyond  

This wishing wand, She will be so enthused by what fun she can have  with this gift we brought her 

But just remember it can only be used by a true Andalasian son 

Or daughter 

She’s a true Andalasian goddaughter 

With this magic 

With this magic 

of Andalasia 

If she has questions, just consult the scroll 

Giselle: Scroll? 

Nancy: Just ask the scroll any questions and the answers will appear 

Edward: In this world I guess you just read it, how do you live in this place? 

Giselle: How bout that? You’re a true daughter of Andalasia

Morgan: If you have no wands for a fake daughter of Andalasia, I’ll go change, I’ll be sure to look in your closet, sure to be some fun options, we’re making a real splash at my new school 

Giselle: She sometimes says one thing and means the opposite , I can never tell 

Nancy: Are you  okay? 

Giselle: Is it sometimes easier to live in Andalasia 

Nancy: I wouldn’t say easier, we have  dragons, ogre rebellions 

Giselle: In Andalasia the hardest part is finding your happily ever after, this world  feels  different 

Nancy: It’s true, Happily ever after is more a concept here 

Edward: If you don’t like this world, you should change it 

Nancy: Honey it’s not that easy 

Hogwashery , if anyone can make something out of this, it’s Giselle 

Is that a sword? 

Robert: Yeah 

Little tip next time tell them no bag, double wrapped 

Maybe leave the sword at home 

Don’t listen to him, you gotta do you, after all you’re riding this train over and over and over and over and over and over and then you die

Just reality man 

Morgan: I feel like a human get well bouquet 

Don’t be silly, you look beautiful, the flowers on your skirt bring out the rest of  flowers on your skirt 

Oh my she really is involved 

Ruby: Congrats you made it 

Giselle: You really do have a Talent for baked goods 

Malvina: It’s just a little fundraiser 

Giselle: For Monroe fest? What’s that? 

It’s the biggest event of the year, Malvina organises  the whole thing, it’s spectacular, there’s also games and a  fun little vote for king and queen 

Her son’s won  eight years in a row 

Ruby: Even when he broke both his legs he won 

Malvina: It’s not rigged, I promise 

Giselle: I love festivals, have them all the time where I come from , they’re usually interrupted by evil forces of some kind, when they’re not , bring everyone together 

I would love to help if you need it 

Morgan: You should take her up on that, one time she made an entire  forest from m and m’s and had it delivered to my class by pigeon 

Morgan you’re going to be great 

Just believe in yourself 

Malvina: I would love to buy you coffee and hear more about this m and m masterpiece , whatever else there is to know about our newest Monroenite 

Giselle: That would be so nice, thank you 

Excuse you 

Morgan: Living The full cliche here 

Tyson: They must have had an urgent selfie to post, you’re the new girl from New York 

Morgan: Morgan and you’re Tyson from cupcakes

Tyson: You met my mother, I try to ignore whatever it is she’s doing, kind of intense 

Morgan: Well imagine if she was made of magic and sang at the drive thru 

Tyson come on! 

Edgar; Extra large cappuccino with five sh*ts

Malvina: Figurative 

Edgar: Now let me see, Herbal tea, cappu- no!

Hibiscus 

Giselle: You’re right, he’s right 

Malvina: Oh Edgar knows everything, he’s my eyes and ears 

You guys move really quickly 

We go wherever she needs us to be 

Our town is really one big family, like every family everyone has their role, 

Once we figure out where you fit in, you can have anything you wish 

Giselle: You know I think you’re right 

I’m so glad you like it, do you think I should add music? 

Hi Morgan how did everything go? 

Morgan: Just fine 

Giselle: Does this mean it didn’t go well? 

Morgan: Well no one talked to me all day 

Yes that was sarcasm, my day sucked 

Giselle: I know you didn’t want to come here , it will get better 

Morgan: What if it doesn’t ? 

I should  go back to school in New York, I can take the train with Dad, it’s fine 

Giselle: It’s only been a day , we’ll just figure out where you fit in 

Morgan: We won’t do anything, if I have to do this, I’ll do it on my own  

Meet me at the school, I have a magical idea 

This cannot be good 

Giselle: She is new here and she makes a great friend 

Giselle: We have festivals in Andalasia all the time , everyone knows the prince and princess now everyone will know you 

Morgan: I told you I could figure this out on my own , why can’t you let me do that? 

Malvina: Giselle You cannot have a table on the school  unless you’re an official member of a committee 

Giselle: I’m sorry I didn’t know 

Malvina: Well you do now, ladies 

Rosaleen: Gladly 

Robert: She’s never been this late without calling, I think she’s turned off her phone, she’s grounded 

Giselle: Remember when we made this, she used to beg me for stories from Andalasia every night, her favourite ones were always about the memory tree, I don’t know what happened 

Robert: Teenagers do this all the time , it’s all it is  

Giselle: It’s more than that 

I don’t sing the right song anymore, 

I used to be good at things 

Robert: Things will get better,just give it a second 

Giselle: Robert do you like it here?

Robert; We just got here 

Giselle: When was the last time you were Truly happy 

Well it’s not that I’m unhappy 

I’ll be riding on a train over and over 

Where were you?

Morgan; In New York 

Giselle: By yourself? 

Morgan: I’ve been riding the subway alone since I was thirteen, let’s calm down 

What were you thinking? 

I was thinking you should have left me where I belong 

You belong here 

Morgan: No I don’t, you live in a magical world, the rest of us don’t 

Robert: You wanna be mad, be mad at me, you do not talk to your mother like that 

Morgan: My mother, she’s not my mother , she’s my stepmother , that’s all she’ll ever be 

Robert: She didn’t mean that 

Giselle: I think she did , I can’t change that 

 -  Once upon a time back there in Andalasia , rules were clear and colours didn’t fade 

Once you found your happily ever after , your happily ever after always stayed then I journeyed here where true love’s kiss was waiting , I became his princess 

I miss that fairytale life where you wake each day and nothing’s changed , and your daughter doesn’t feel estranged 

I thought I found a place where I could make things better 

All I did was change where I would fail 

What do I do where life can never be a fairytale -

Oh pip my old friend

I know, I just wish 

The wand of wishes, that’s the answer 

- So I make this wish where life so confusing and pain can cut you sharper than a Kn*fe 

I wish we could all have a life 

Where suns spring in the air and dragons and ogres are the only things that are scary , give us a fairytale life -

Giselle: I guess it didn’t work, oh well , tomorrow is another day 

Why don’t you sleep over? We have some very comfortable twigs , I’m glad you’re here 

Good morning 

Good morning Giselle 

Giselle:, It’s not a very good morning at all I’m afraid 

Well then you’ll have to make it a good morning 

Giselle: You’re absolutely right friends 

- Get the table set 

Your coffee’s percolating 

Got some eggs to fry 

Oh my 

I’ve got your smoothie waiting 

Would you like your toast on wheat or rye 

Giselle: Morgan? 

- This day is new now, there’s work to do now, scrubbing and sweeping, all the pleasures of housekeeping 

I’m just estatic doing my daily chores, let’s sweep those floors 

Robert: Giselle You’re even more beautiful than you were yesterday 

- It’s another day, another quest , one more chance to put my mettle to the test  

What a sunny day, what a yummy breakfast , you’ll stay empty mister garbage fill 

Oh well 

Then it’s all hands on deck 

That’s rooms to dust 

And searching for a quest 

Our life is almost like a fairytale 

Robert; Well I’m off, another adventure, a chance to prove my worth and heroic fortitude only to return to you my fair lady glowing with a days worth of fully realised purpose 

Morgan: I am off too but Not without my little helper, chores are an  adventure all on their own, that’s what I always say 

Pip: Those twigs were m*rder on my sciatica 

I’m talking, how am I talking? 

Giselle: The wish I made last night it came true 

Pip: What are you talking about? 

Giselle; We have a fairytale life 

Pip: Jumping jelly sticks we got magic 

Look all around us, life will be so full of song and laughter and you can bet we’ll get our happily ever after 

Morgan: It’s the queen 

Giselle: Modernlasia has a queen and she’s a magic queen, those are always fun 

Pip; Yeah ain’t sure how fun she looks 

Malvina: Doing some last minute shopping for tonight 

Giselle: What’s tonight? 

Gasps 

Giselle: Your majesty 

For the festival m’ lady 

Giselle: Oh the festival, is that still happening? 

 Malvina: Why wouldn’t it? no power on Earth could stop it , it’s my gift to the people 

Giselle: Of course your majesty 

Malvina: That’s an interesting trinket 

Giselle: Why don’t you focus on your little festival? 

Baked goods are what you do best your majesty 

You know I was just realising this is her very first festival in Modernlasia, have to get you a new dress , get right on that 

Malvina: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most powerful of them all? 

Did you not hear the question? 

I did your majesty, just don’t want to end up shattered on the floor if I can help it 

He mustn’t have understood the question, We said most powerful not prettiest , this guy 

I don’t know what’s happening 

Malvina: I do, It’s that wand she’s being so coy about, it’s dripping with magic , even a fool could see that , you two get it for me 

Ruby: You mean steal it? 

Rosaleen: Yes your majesty 

Malvina: Oh Giselle what have you done? 

Giselle: Dresses certainly are different 

Morgan: How do I look? 

Giselle: Oh Morgan you look wonderful, what do you think?

Morgan: It’s beautiful 

Giselle: We’ll take it 

Morgan: You really don’t have to do that, I’m sure it’s very expensive 

Giselle: That’s really a very aggressive twinkle 

You know I was thinking, I really do have a figure for fashion 

The finest hourglass would shatter with envy 

Let’s try them all 

Pip: What’s that smell? oh Hey it’s me, I fell into a gutter , you buy the whole town?

Giselle: It’s not all for me, picture our Morgan the belle of the ball in this 

Oh , well 

Well 

Morgan: It looks different in this light 

Giselle: Hardly fit for a maid 

Pip: Not exactly how I would have put it , what? 

It was a little judgy 

Morgan: Well I’m off to market then I’ll return for the ball 

Oh thank you for everything stepmother 

Giselle: Stepmother? My hair is so high and my dress so low , of course I want that dress made from rags, people like me always do 

Pip; Like who? What are you talking about? 

Giselle: Oh no I’m afraid my wish is turning me into 

Pip: Into what? 

Turning me into? 

Pip: Into what? 

A wicked stepmother 

Pip: What? Oh I can totally see that 

Whose rathole is this? 

Giselle: Morgan’s , stepdaughters always live in attics or dungeons, you know what this means? 

I am the villain of Modernlasia 

Pip: Well you’re not the only one 

That’s silly , there’s only one villain except for minions and things you didn’t know were villains 

Modernlasia’s different because there’s you and that evil queen you made 

Giselle: She’s not evil 

Pip: Have you seen that outfit? With the big gestures and the crazy eyes 

You better unwish that 

I don’t feel so 

Giselle: What’s wrong? 

Stepmothers don’t have cute chipmunks as friends , they have 

Pip: Cats, evil ones , I can’t be a cat, they eat chipmunks, I’m gonna be sick 

Robert; Adventure out here, a fellow in distress, finally 

Are you a dragon slayer? 

Robert: I shall slay the beast 

I wouldn’t , it is very large 

And cranky 

Robert; A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for 

Have you done this before? 

Robert; Of course, I have slayed many a dragon 

I shall persevere , I shall conquer the pregnant beast 

No offense but you should find another profession 

Pip: What are you doing? 

Giselle: Nancy said if we had any problems , all we had to do was ask 

Scroll;  magical wand wishing experience, any questions  you shall have, just ask and I shall appear 

Pip: Hey we’ve got no time for this 

Good kitty

Giselle: I’m sorry, My friends a little anxious because we need to undo a wish as soon as possible 

Scroll: Didn’t like what you got? 

Giselle: I wished for fairytale life and it turned the town into a place like Andalasia and I’m slowly turning into an evil stepmother 

Pip: And I’m a soon to be evil cat 

Scroll: You changed the world , you changed the world? 

You know how much magic it takes to make that happen? You know where all that magic comes from? Andalasia 

This is world ending stuff 

This is definitely a wish  to be unwished 

Giselle: We need to know how to unwish the wish 

Scroll: Welcome to magical world, it’s you , we always build in a certain amount of time  in case you  change your mind 

Thank goodness you are not all villain yet 

Careful with the tassels 

How far along are we? Wicked 

Giselle: Wicked good 

Scroll: The other three are vain 

Giselle: I’m not vain , just look good in everything 

Scroll: There it is Cruel and ambitious 

Your clock has not yet run out 

Pip: What kind of clock do you mean? 

Scroll: Could be anything, Have you seen the flower petals dripping ? How about clock counting down to midnight with an omnibus sound ? Pretty on the nose, that’s classic stuff 

You know that’s not a litter box, that’s where I live 

Pip; What happens at midnight? 

Scroll: Everything is set and nothing is what it was before, your wish is permanent for all time, I did that for effect 

All you have to do is use the wand labelled wand 

Where is it? 

Giselle; It’s gone 

Scroll: Good luck with everything 

That means it’s cruelty, can’t let this happen, have to fight it 

Have to find a way to stop this 

Pip; I have to lick this for some reason 

Giselle; It’s going to be okay 

As we say in Andalasia magic fixes everything or breaks it then we need even more magic to undo the magic then everything’s fine 

At least I look fine 

That’s not important 

Speak for yourself, Robert will appreciate it it If he isn’t slain by something, oh my god she’s right, I’m right, he thinks he’s a prince with a sword 

Morgan, Although nothing ever happens to young girls in Andalasia they just sing and pick flowers or sometimes get trapped in a tower or  kidnapped by trolls or witches 

Oh my  

Good morning Morgan, ready for the festival? 

Morgan; Of course , my stepmother even bought me a new dress, she’s never done that before 

-everyone’s giddy with anticipation 

I’ll be hanging flowers unscented flowers to enhance the festive nation 

They’ll be merry men in the courtyard even waltzing in the halls 

Won’t it just be perfect 

Won’t it just be perfect 

Won’t it just be perfect 

Don’t you think it’ll be just perfect 

Of course, isn’t it always? 

It’s another perfect Modernlasian morning 

Shiny children playing beneath shiny sky , every bird singing extra prettily, t’s perfect 

So why aren’t I? 

Everyday I play it, Who I really am, I’ll never let them see 

It’s another perfect Modernlasian morning 

 I’m feeling deep  inside where the weird parts of me hide, maybe perfect isn’t perfect for me 

Admit there’s adventure 

Admit longing for romance 

Everyday I crave I could do it if ever given the chance 

There’s a joy of possibility , I have a feeling by the corner or out by the bay some kind of change could be coming my way 

Wildly imperfect but Perfectly right for me 

I never wanted to be perfect , just a chance to do and be what’s right for me 

Tyson: This fruit is very squishy today 

Morgan: Well then I would be careful, the squishy dragon fruit can be a little bit grumpy 

Merchant: Can I help you love? 

Giselle: Do you have anything that can reverse magic you didn’t intend to use? 

Perhaps a poultice or an unguent or a those can be very powerful 

Merchant: No unguents no, this one makes your eyelashes curly 

Giselle: Curly eyelashes , why not?

Tyson: So I assume you’ll be attending the ball this evening? 

Morgan: I am 

Giselle: Evil stepmothers never take this well 

Since this is your first ball maybe I can show you around , make sure you have the perfect partners 

I’ll give it to her 

Ruby: I got it for her 

Rosaleen: I’m the one who carried you out of there 

Malvina: Can’t be that powerful, I suppose I should see what I can do with it, I wish Ruby was a toad 

Mirror, what kind of magic is this? 

Scroll: Ask any question and i shall appear

That’s an easy one, it’s Andalasian magic , who are you? 

Grab it 

Scroll: Please I’m ticklish over there, my tassels , careful with the fine print 

Malvina: Did you say any question? 

Scroll: Away, poof

Malvina: No you’re not going anywhere 

 I have questions, lots and lots of questions , start from the beginning or I might do a little editing 

Morgan: Oh the most wonderful thing happened, Tyson asked me to the festival 

Giselle: But I’m afraid you won’t be attending the festival this evening after all 

You have far too many chores 

Morgan: But I’ve done all my chores 

Giselle: What about the carpets in the hall? Awfully dusty , windows, I can’t see a thing 

Then there’s the garden, chimneys filthy business 

Yes perhaps there were a few that I missed , surely they can wait 

Giselle: Are you speaking back to me! 

Morgan: No of course not , I would never 

Giselle: Perhaps you need to remember your place , can’t leave your room only for chores 

Morgan: But I promised Tyson 

Giselle: Oh come now Morgan a boy like Tyson has plenty of options , far better ones 

Can enjoy your evening From up here on your little perch , that’s sarcasm isn’t it? Not so hard to understand 

Morgan: Stepmother please you can’t be this cruel 

Giselle: I can’t help it dear , it’s just who I am 

Giant! 

What are you doing? 

Robert: I’m going to take this rope and tie it 

Help me, I’m stuck! 

Robert: You’re okay, the big bad giants gone 

Mommy! 

I turn around for one second 

We are in your debt 

You are truly a hero

Robert; I wouldn’t say that 

Thanks to you, our family is safe, I’m forever grateful 

Going somewhere? 

Morgan; It’s not , it’s not what you think, I just had to tell Tyson why I wouldn’t be there, I’ll be back in no time at all 

Giselle: You will be because you’re not going 

Morgan? 

Morgan: Stepmother 

Are you okay? 

Giselle: Never better, back up to your tower 

It can’t be , not yet 

Morgan I’m so sorry, it’s all my fault , I wished for a fairytale life and it’s all gone horribly wrong 

Or horribly right 

She doesn’t know what she wants but I do 

Morgan you have to listen to me 

Perfect Morgan, Not so perfect after all 

Don’t you dare 

I’ll dare all I like 

Morgan; Stop it, you’re scaring me 

You’re not going anywhere like this, you have to go 

You have to do it before midnight 

Morgan: Have to do what? 

Giselle: Save us 

Wretched girl, you three, you look like you’re good with children , my darling needs tending to 

Pip: I feel Superior to all living things , why were we fighting this? 

Giselle: Indeed , who knew being a villain could feel so liberating 

Now we just need to find that wand, what have we here?

Villains are many things, one thing we aren’t is powerful , that’s why we have to go through all these ridiculous manipulations, we don’t have any power of our own 

With Morgan gone, I’m not a stepmother anymore, it’s time for me to take on a new role in this town , I want to be Queen 

Pip: There’s already a Queen, I feel she’s really attached to the role 

Giselle: A villain like Malvina can’t resist showing how bad she is to the world 

What are we doing? 

I say we give it to her then I have a job for you my pet 

Pip: Do I get to be evil now? 

Giselle: Oh yes 

Giselle: Mirror mirror in her hand who is the most insecure woman whose constant need to ask her own reflection for validation suggests what she really needs to do is to love herself in all the land? 

Malvina: Giselle a pleasure as always 

Giselle: I imagine it is, 

I was hoping I would run into you and look at this it seems  I have  

Malvina: What can I do for you? 

Giselle: I thought it only fair to give  you a chance to hand Modernlasia over to me peacefully before any unpleasantness begins 

Malvina: And why would I do that? 

Giselle: This town is mine , I think we both know that 

Malvina : Sadly I’m going to have you decline your generous offer, had a little chat with your scroll friend 

It’s clear Modernlasia is everything it was meant to be 

Giselle: I tried but if you won’t accept the offer you know there’s only one thing that has to happen 

Ruby: Dance off 

Rosaleen: See what I gotta put up with 

Giselle: One of us has to die 

Malvina: Say midnight 

Giselle: I’m so sorry to ruin your little party with all this destroying  business 

Malvina: Oh Giselle you are hilarious, 

Delusional but hilarious

- Don’t feel  You are upsetting me , I barely even know you’re there 

Sorry were you speaking, you’re hard to see like a smell in the air 

Trying to be clever, that makes no sense 

You don’t see your only insignificance

well it’s time you learnt 

You may think you’re bad but darling I am

badder 

Half bit 

A wanna be villain 

You’re a garden snake and I’m a big buff otter 

Face it I’m so much better than you 

Surely you can see it’s ridiculous 

Two villains in one fairytale 

this town is too small for the both of us

So off into the sunset you should sail 

I cand send my minions to help you pack 

I’ll try not to crow 

I will miss you 

Alas but you have got to go 

You may claim to be bad but I’m the better badder 

The mistress of evil 

I’m the heart and brains , you’re just the bladder 

How Can you believe you’re badder than I? 

No one would bother to tell a story with Maleficent and Cruella 

My cheekbones are sharper 

My hair is much more high 

Jump down a rabbit well 

Go climb a beanstalk 

Someone put a stop to her 

Maybe there’s a house I can drop on her 

Is a poisoned apple too cliche? 

Take her to a Roof and toss her off 

Maybe there’s a spell to make her disappear and when she’s gone, I will the own the town and everyone will cheer  

You are sorta bad you are so much badder 

That’s why I have to see she lives happily never after 

Once I sit atop the villain ladder, everyone in Mondernlasia will totally be in my thrall - 

Everyone will say Queen we praise ya 

Because I will not just be badder 

Nasty 

Everlasty 

Flabbergasty 

Baddest of them all 

Morgan: What happened? The well 

Oh no no no , why am I so squinty? And my eyebrows are so pointy , what the heck am I wearing? Is this  Andalasia? Not what I imagined? 

Nancy; Morgan what are you doing here? 

Edward: Did  it by chance include  A giant hole in the sky 

Last night that mysterious hole appeared started pulling all of our magic into some other place 

Nancy: Tell me what happened 

Then what? 

The last thing I remember Giselle was acting really really cruel and that I had to fix it 

Nancy: The wishing wand, she must have used it 

Edward: What could she wish for that did this? 

Morgan: Turned The town into some kind of Fairytale place like this 

Edward: Morgan a wish so big it changed a world wouldn’t need a little bit of magic, it’ll need all of it, every last bit 

Morgan: Wait but everything here is made of magic, if that’s a lot, what happens to Andalasia? 

Edward: If we can’t reverse it everything in Andalasia will be gone forever 

Ogre: I don’t want Andalasia to disappear forever 

Morgan: No there must be something we can do, Giselle just needs to remember who she is and she can fix all of this 

I know she can 

Edward, of course 

The magic of memories 

Morgan: Wait you mean Giselle’s memory tree? It’s real? 

Nancy: It is and it’s the strongest magic there is 

Robert: Who are you? 

We’re garden fairies, I’d turn around if i were you unless you want to get thrown off the roof

Robert: Seems like the babysitters have had quite the day 

Giselle: So have I dear 

Giselle: We’re going to need something much more regal than this and minions , we’re definitely going to  need minions if we want anything done right 

Robert: Where did you say Morgan was again ? 

Giselle: Oh who knows, Probably singing to a mouse or something 

Tonight’s about me 

Robert: Stop the carriage 

Morgan wouldn’t just disappear like this 

 unless something happened, something’s wrong, I’m going to find her 

Giselle: Another fruitless quest, good luck with that 

Drive 

Morgan: Okay I knew it was a tree house But that’s a tree house , that’s it, that’s the tree

Oh no it’s d*ad 

Edward: Never fear we will come up with something very smart very last minute that solves all our problems 

Nancy: Edward 

Edward: What? That’s how it works here 

Nancy: There’s got to be something we can do 

Morgan: You know for a little girl with no mon, seeing a princess hanging from a billboard was pretty magical, I didn’t know it was real, I didn’t even think about it , what was that? 

Nancy: You brought the flower back to life 

Morgan: How? I’m not magic 

Edward; But these memories are, they live inside you as well , Morgan you’re the key 

That’s what giselle meant when she said you had to save us 

So maybe if I take back this tree, it’ll remember who she is, is good 

Edward: I think we’re running out of time 

Morgan: What if it doesn’t work? 

Nancy: It will, you just have to remember the good in those moments because you’re part of them , feel them and they’ll do the rest 

 - Memories are magic Morgan, doesn’t matter how unmemorable they seem, ordinary moments like a look or laugh you shared can bring a gleam of light 

tin your bleakest darkest hour  , memories can save us Morgan, when you add them all together, they paint a picture of all the love you’ve shared and all the love you’ve received 

We can choose to use it if we dare 

Power, we find it in the memories we share and we feel it like the sun 

When we need real magic Morgan, this is where we go

Find the song inside you that your memories seem to know 

Let it grow 

Let it glow 

Nancy: Pick one

Edward: You go, somewhere needs to stay behind to protect our world

- Out of rock grows a flower, a ray of sunshine melts a cave of ice , what makes us strong, love power 

Love power 

It’s like soaring on a magic broomstick to the sky above 

We fly on love 

Love power 

Love power 

Just remember the memories can show us the power of love 

Morgan: I I think I know what to do 

Nancy: What is that? 

Morgan: It’s my memory tree, I can bring her back 

I think I’m gonna go get some air 

Malvina: Whatever dear back by midnight 

Rosaleen:  I should be at that party but instead I’m here babysitting you, babysitting this wand all because she doesn’t trust you 

Ruby; Maybe she doesn’t trust you 

Rosaleen: I’m not the one she tried to turn into a toad 

Ruby: Maybe she likes toads 

Rosaleen: No matter what reptile she turns you I am her right hand woman which means you do the dumb stuff and i look fabulous at the festival 

Ruby: I’ll tell Malvina you abandoned the wand and then we’ll see who’s the warty toad 

Rosaleen: I’m not a warty anything 

Ruby: Look in the mirror lately , an honest one 

It’s gonna be like that then I guess 

Pip: Get a life, she hates you both 

Scroll: Incoming 

There are no more questions 

Pip: You ladies have been great but I got a ball to catch 

Giselle: Do I look ready? 

There you are my pet, any problems? 

Pip: No, turns out I’m good at evil 

Giselle: I’m ready 

Pip: I hope I’m not undressed , what is this?

 I’m with her, This is my stop 

Hello mr wig , hey, hey, hey, you forgot about me 

Giselle: I wish to be queen of Modernlasia 

Tyson: Morgan where have you been? Are you okay? 

Morgan: I’m really not, can I get a lift? 

Tyson; Of course 

Giselle: I believe you are in my seat 

Malvina: You again, I believe it’s time we end this 

Giselle: Oh yes please 

Malvina: Why does this keep happening? 

Tyson: Is this my mother’s doing? 

Morgan: No it’s Andalasia, it’s breaking through 

Malvina: Guards destroy her 

I wish 

They’re just butterflies , idiots 

Rosaleen: Your majesty, your majesty, Ruby wants to tell you something about the wand 

Malvina: Oh does she?

Giselle: Hi 

Rosaleen: She’s the one who left the wand, she deserves to be the toad 

You’re the one who left the canyon 

Robert: Nancy 

Nancy: Robert 

Robert: Where’s Giselle? 

Nancy: She’s fine 

Robert; People are going crazy 

Nancy: I know, I know, it’s Giselle she’s under a curse 

Robert: Morgan 

Morgan: Dad 

Robert: I have searched both hinder and yond 

When did my daughter get some brave? 

Time to be heroes 

Tyson: Mother stop this 

Giselle 

Giselle: Useless garbage 

Morgan: No 

Nancy: Giselle no 

Giselle: This is a very nice place, this is a date 

Young Morgan: Giselle 

Giselle: I’m right here Morgan 

I’m not going anywhere 

Pip; Oh Oh what the heck is going on around here, Giselle? 

Giselle: Robert 

Robert: My sweet Giselle you’ve come back to me 

Giselle: I don’t want minions 

Giselle: Where’s Robert? 

Nancy: He stayed behind to protect Andalasia, all the magic is disappearing, everything Andalasian will die 

Robert; That means you 

Giselle: I can fix this 

Malvina: Stop, I wouldn’t if I were you 

Tyson: Mother what are you doing? 

Malvina: Relax darling just a little sleeping potion, was meant for Giselle but this will do 

Helpful scroll explained at the last stroke of midnight your wish is permanent, I quite like this world,  drop that wand and let the clock strike 

Giselle: If I do that, Andalasia will die 

Malvina: If you don’t, she will 

Giselle: This isn’t you 

Malvina: It is now just ask you 

Robert: It can’t end like this 

Tyson: I’m coming with you 

Malvina: Some heroes 

Tyson: What do I do? 

Robert: It can’t strike midnight 

Giselle: You have to wish a new wish , my magic is almost gone 

Malvina: That droll little scroll explained no one but a true Andalasian can use that broken kindling 

Morgan; She’s right, I’m not a true daughter of Andalasia 

Giselle: You are a true daughter of Andalasia because you’re my daughter  

And I’ll tell you how I absolutely know 

- It’s how I would make a world for you that never breaks your heart where you  can grow and thrive , you can flower , I will always love you Morgan , I’m so proud of how I know you’ll carry on

I’ve known a lot of magic in my life but never anything as strong as power 

My love for you has power and you’ll have it inside you when I’m gone 

Morgan: Please don’t go, please don’t leave me, what do I wish for? 

Malvina: Tick tock, wait where are the chimes? Why isn’t it midnight? 

Morgan: I wish I was home with my Mom 

Giselle: Sweet thing

Morgan: Mom

Giselle: Morgan 

Morgan: I was so scared 

Giselle: I know but you saved me , you saved us 

Robert: I had the craziest dreams last night 

Morgan: He really doesn’t remember anything? 

Giselle: Only the person with the magic  remembers it clearly , to everyone else it’s like a dream 

Morgan: I can’t wait for you to explain he was singing with a garbage pall, good luck with that 

Rosaleen: I had a horrible dream about toads

Ruby: Me too 

Giselle: Morning Edgar 

Edgar: Giselle,  the usual? 

Giselle: I’m sorry to interrupt , I wanted to apologise for a lot of things 

I really wanted Morgan to be happy here and I guess I got carried away 

Malvina: I have a tendency to get carried away , there is a spot on the committee 

Giselle: I’d like that 

Malvina: Oh we’re hugging 

Pip: So a new life began for Giselle and her family Without the magic this time , Robert opened a small practice in town and never rode the train again 

Sofia sprouted up and Morgan 

Tyson: Morgan 

Pip: Well she was still a teenager 

Morgan; Stop looking at me it’s creepy 

Giselle: Not looking 

Giselle: Where is Edward? Did he stay behind? 

Nancy: He’s here, engaged in battle 

Edward: I’m not d*ad

You merely grazed me , look I’m barely a limp 

  You’re tiny ones are quite fierce as are you Robert who saved the day with my sword 

Robert: I hung up the sword , turns out I don’t really need it here 

Edward: Tragedy, can I have it back? 

Shall we feast? 

Nancy: But first a gift 

Edward: Whatever dish you wish shall appear on this plate 

That is all that it does, we’re fairly certain 

Giselle: Maybe you should make the wish 

Edward: I must defend my honour 

Giselle: What was that for? 

Edward: I love you, I can’t wish for anything more 

- And some days are good and not so but none that we take for granted 

Cause it’s all the joys and adversities making these memories and although here in this reality my happy ever after might not be , every moment it seems even more 

Even more 

Even more 

Enchanted
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