TRISTAN: She's here! Hi, cutie.  

KHLOE: Tristan obviously

(bleep) up, but I'm not sure how  

I feel about anything right now.

In two weeks, I might say, "You"  

know what, this isn't for me,"

or, "Let's keep it going."  

Right now my focus is on True.

That's really what's important  

to me.

KIM: Tristan, like, he should  

be embarrassed.

I unfollowed him on Instagram.  

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

KIM: I'm, like, done.  

Done with him. ♪ ♪   

KIM: So, you wrote Khloe.

KOURTNEY: I just wrote her   

saying hi.

KIM: She's like, "Please, I"   

don't want you guys to fight."

I'm like, "I unfollowed him, and   

I'm just letting you know."

KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.   

Does he follow us?

KIM: I don't know.   

That's gonna be a rule.

I'm not following any boyfriend   

or anything, 'cause it's so

awkward when I have to unfollow.   

You have to practically be

married in, at this point.   

That's my rule.

(gasps) He blocked me.   

What a (bleep) loser.

Literally, what a (bleep) loser.   

I'm calling her right now.

(line ringing)   

KHLOE (on phone): Hello?

KIM: Wait, he blocked me on.   

Instagram.

Like, how old are you?   

KHLOE: He's   .

Only   -year-olds even know how   

to block.

I don't even know how to block   

someone. ]] KIM: Oh, it's on.   

KHLOE: Oh, no.

Please don't do the "It's on."   

What does that mean?

KIM: It just means when I see   

him... I'm going to, like...

KHLOE: Yeah.   

KIM: Spit on him.

Whatever, I'll save it all for   

him; I won't stress you out.

I'll...   

KHLOE: No, please tell me,

because I just have to know how   

long I have to keep you guys

separated.   

KIM: We can coexist.

I'll be nice.   

KHLOE: No, I don't know if

you guys can coexist.   

It's so crazy.

KIM: Yeah, I don't think we   

can, actually. KHLOE: Hold on.   

I got to go. ]] KIM: Bye.   

(phone beeps)

Your boyfriend's a (bleep)   

loser. ♪ ♪   

(dog barks)

SCOTT: Can you, like,   

introduce me to the dog?

KENDALL: Six, come here.   

SCOTT: Hi. (Kissing noises)

Well, is she like a little bit,   

like... obsessed with me, or...?

KENDALL: She likes you.   

It's 'cause you're petting her.

SCOTT: Oh.   

So, what went on at the high

school reunion?   

Were a lot of people there?

KIM: Yeah, it was amazing.   

Me, I got a party bus.

I got a big Sprinter.   

SCOTT: What?

KIM: I picked up Allison.   

Do you know Amanda Lee?

SCOTT: Yeah.   

KIM: My friend Sarah Hudson.

Amber Jenkins.   

SCOTT: Well, you were fun,

right? At one time?   

Like, you were, like, wild,

right, some of your years,   

right? ]] KIM: Yeah.   

SCOTT: Yeah, it's so weird.

I can't, like, picture you   

being, like, a wild child.

KIM: Really?   

SCOTT: Can you?

KENDALL: No, but I heard   

stories about you.

KIM: Like what?   

KENDALL: I can't say it.

KIM: Like what?   

SCOTT: I've heard some stuff.

KIM: You can say it.   

SCOTT: You went to, like,

Disney and you were all high or   

something. Or Six Flags, or...   

KENDALL: Yeah, I didn't know

you, like, got high.   

KIM: I got married on ecstasy.   

KENDALL: I had no idea.

KIM: No, the first time.   

I did ecstasy once and got

married; I did it again, I made   

a sex tape.

Like, everything bad would   

happen. SCOTT: You were high on   

ecstasy when you were in that

sex tape?   

KIM: Absolutely.

Everyone knows it.   

Like, my jaw was shaking.

Like the whole time, I'm like...   

SCOTT: I thought that was

'cause of sucking the ol' zazee.   

KIM (laughing): No, this is

my move. Yeah.   

SCOTT: No, I-I can't see that.   

KIM: When I first started to

travel, I remember one night.   

Paris and I stayed in Ibiza.

We go to a foam party.   

We leave the club at  :   a.m.

I'm like, "Guys, we're going to"   

the beach."

So we go to the beach.   

There was, like, buoys in the

water that made a big square,   

and I'm like, "Let's sleep in

the ocean."   

We locked arms on rafts, and we

spent the night in the ocean on   

rafts.

KENDALL: I just can't believe   

that that was you.

KIM: I still can do crazy   

things. ]] KENDALL: Okay.   

SCOTT: Sure. KENDALL: Prove it.   

(Scott laughs)

KIM: Kendall honestly has,   

like, no clue.

I definitely went through a wild   

phase.

I would say in, like, my late   

teens.

I'm not like that anymore.   

But, like, I still have fun.

Don't get it twisted.   

I'm always the life of the

party.   

SCOTT: Hi.

KENDALL: You can tell her   

"off." She likes you.   

SCOTT: Oh! This g*dd*mn dog's

a whore.   

(Kendall laughs) ♪ ♪   

KOURTNEY: What about these?

KHADIJAH: Those are cute.   

KOURTNEY: You want to put

these in?   

PENELOPE: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: So, two people from.   

EWG, it's this nonprofit

organization, Environmental.   

Working Group, are coming over.

KHADIJAH: Okay.    

KOURTNEY: They have this app

that I've been using for years.    

And it's called Healthy Living,

and you can scan, like, cleaning    

supplies, beauty products,

food... like, different things.    

KHADIJAH: Mm-hmm.

KOURTNEY: And they score it.    

They give it a score to tell you

how good or bad it is.    

KHADIJAH: That's pretty cool.

KOURTNEY: Having three kids,    

it's important to me to be

conscious of product    

ingredients. Hi.    

NNEKA: Hi.

KOURTNEY: How are you?    

NNEKA and KOURTNEY: It's good

to see you.    

KOURTNEY: Hi. How are you.

JOCELYN: Hi. Nice to see you    

again.

KOURTNEY: Some of the women    

from EWG reached out to me about

their mission and ways I could    

potentially get involved.

I really didn't realize how, you    

know, that these products

weren't regulated.    

Now I feel like I need to look

up every kid product that I'm    

using.

I've done it before, but I feel    

like it's, like, you constantly

have to be doing it.    

And, like, even if it says

natural.    

JOCELYN: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: That's crazy that    

that doesn't mean...

KHADIJAH: That scares me so    

much. JOCELYN: Right? And, like,    

the color of the bottle doesn't

matter, and, like, a lot of    

people are like, "Oh, it looked

really natural."    

KHADIJAH: The packaging's

cute. Yeah.    

JOCELYN: "It said recycled."

And just 'cause it's recycled    

doesn't mean the actual

chemicals inside of it are good    

for you or for the environment.

NNEKA: We realized that most    

people don't know that personal

care products aren't very    

regulated.

I just thought that all the    

products on store shelves met

this very vigorous standard.    

JOCELYN: Oh, me, too. Yeah.

NNEKA: That's not required    

now.

Right now, we as consumers are    

all the guinea pigs, because

these products aren't tested.    

KHADIJAH: That's really scary.    

NNEKA: Some baby wipes

have an ingredient called    

methylisothiazolinone.

Kids started to get these rashes    

that spread their entire face,

and the company had to take the    

ingredient out of the wipes.

KHADIJAH: So crazy.    

NNEKA: Triphenyl phosphate,

that's a flame ret*rd.    

It's in nail polish, and it

soaks right through your    

cuticles and gets into your

body.    

JOCELYN: So, like, the same

flame ret*rd we, like, would    

treat our couches or rugs with?

NNEKA: Yeah.    

Red lipstick will have lead.

KOURTNEY: No matter what.    

NNEKA: It just will. Yeah.

If you're pregnant, you should    

avoid it.

JOCELYN: We did a test, and    

babies are born pre-polluted

with over    ...     industrial    

components.

NNEKA: And also, when you    

look at the European laws,

there's more than a thousand    

ingredients banned or restricted

versus the    here.    

That disparity is just too...

it's too striking.    

KOURTNEY: It's crazy that

it's up to us to really do the    

research and figure it out, you

know.    

NNEKA: The law hasn't been

updated since     , so we're    

working really, really hard to

update the personal care law and    

get a bill passed that would

ensure that products are safe    

before they go on store shelves,

and we'd love your help to get    

some attention.

JOCELYN: You're welcome to    

come to Washington to lobby with

us, or...    

KHADIJAH: Lobby, Kourt. Yeah.

KOURTNEY: I would love to.    

JOCELYN: Yes!

KOURTNEY: I feel like my    

sisters are always saying, "Oh,

you don't have a passion."    

You don't have your own

project."    

But this is something that I do

feel strongly about.    

We should be able to walk into a

store and safely shop for    

personal care products.

And I know I'm not the most    

political person, but if going

to Washington is going to help    

push their cosmetic law through,

then I'm happy to do it.    

Well, thank you, guys.

JOCELYN: Oh, yeah. Thank you.    

NNEKA: Absolutely.

KOURTNEY: I'm so happy you    

guys are here, but the second

you leave, I'm going upstairs    

with Khadijah, and we're gonna

scan...    

KHADIJAH: And we're gonna

pull everything out on the    

counter. NNEKA: Like, scanning    

everything. ♪ ♪    

KOURTNEY: Why are you so

close? Is that a...?    

Or am I just really far?

KIM: So close?    

KOURTNEY: Yeah, don't I...

I just look so far back.    

KIM: Oh, I don't know.

Oh, like, so close to the thing?    

Can you call Khloe?

KOURTNEY: Have you talked to    

her? (Phone ringing)    

KIM: Yeah, I mean, a little

bit... just, like, "How's the"    

baby?" and, "What's going on?"

KOURTNEY: I call her.    

I try to call her every day, but

just try to talk about the baby.    

One time, she was like, "You're

stressing me out."    

I get anxious whenever you guys

call."    

KHLOE: Hello. KOURTNEY: Hi.    

KHLOE: Hi. ]] KIM: Hey.    

KHLOE: Hey.

KIM: How's Cleveland?    

(Khloe laughs)

KHLOE: Everything's good.    

KOURTNEY: How's True?

KHLOE: She's so good.    

She's so cute.

KOURTNEY: She's so cute,    

I can't take it.

KHLOE: Oh, my God. Thank you.    

She's already getting so much

bigger.    

KIM: Well, good.

We can't wait to see you, so...    

KOURTNEY: I know. When are

you coming?    

Like, come already.

KHLOE: We will be home soon.    

KOURTNEY: Wait, so...

how's Tristan?    

(Khloe laughs)

KHLOE: Uh, he's good.    

He's good. ]] KOURTNEY: What?    

KIM: How's my boy?

KHLOE (laughs): He's good.    

I'm just, you know, in a tough

situation, 'cause my sister and    

my boyfriend hate each other.

(Kim chuckles quietly)    

KIM: I still can't believe

that Tristan blocked me.    

I mean, that's just too petty

for me, and I could go there in    

the petty department.

I know Khloe wants us to be cool    

with Tristan when they get back,

but I still, you know, hold this    

resentment towards him.

KHLOE: I'm strong enough that    

I can deal with everything

personally, but she deserves to    

have bonding time with both of

her parents.    

It's not her fault what's going

on.    

KOURTNEY: Nope, it's not.

KIM: It's not easy for me    

just to forget the fact that he

broke Khloe's heart.    

I can't really get over that

right now.    

Hi, guys. ]] OTHERS: Hi.    

KIM: I'm going to Vegas with

all of my high school friends.    

To a night off to have fun.

SARAH: And to Cher.    

KIM: We're going to the Cher

concert.    

I'm gonna try to relive my

crazy, wild years.    

Oh, my gosh.

FABER: Tomorrow at the    

briefing, your job is to urge

Congress to do their job.    

KOURTNEY: Who is this in

front of?    

FABER: Reporters and about

   staff.    

KOURTNEY: I definitely have a

fear of public speaking.    

FABER: Your voice right now

is really important.    

(Scott gasps)

SCOTT: True... dat!    

KHLOE: It's exciting that we

get to see the family again and    

all her cousins, but Kim and

Tristan have not been in the    

same room together since they've

had that talk in Cleveland.    

KIM: Should I go say hi to

my bestie?    

♪ ♪    

KIM: After talking to Kendall

and Scott, I decided I need a    

fun night out.

So I'm going to Vegas.    

Hi, guys. ]] OTHERS: Hi.    

KIM: I'm bringing all of my

high school friends, like, my    

clique.

We used to hang out all night    

long back in the day. SARAH: Hi!    

KIM: I've got Sarah, who is

the free-spirited artist.    

Hi. ]] AMBER: Hi.    

KIM: Amber, the life of the

party.    

You look so cute!

Simone, the trendsetter.    

AMANDA: Hey.

KIM: Amanda, the quiet one.    

FLORIANA: Hi.

KIM: And Floriana, the mama    

bear. How are you?    

FLORIANA: So jelly of all

this hair.    

SIMONE: You're in your Cher

hair!    

KIM: It only took three hours

to put in. No big deal.    

Oh, my God, is there still clips

in my hair?    

We're going to the Cher concert.

Cher is the most iconic singer    

on the planet, and she's, like,

my biggest style inspiration.    

AMBER: Are you guys all

dressing up like Cher?    

KIM: I have two wardrobe

changes.    

She literally has the best

clothes, the best hair, the    

best nails, the best, like,

everything.    

Shelli Azoff knows how much I

love Cher, so she gives me this    

box, and I, like, open it, and

it's this turquoise bracelet,    

and then it's this scarf, and I

was like, "Oh, that's so nice."    

"Thanks." AMBER: Wait, it's hers?    

KIM: It's, like, the scarf

was something that she used to    

wear during Sonny and Cher days.

AMBER: Oh, my God.    

KIM: And then the bracelet

was Cher's for years, and...    

FLORIANA: Wow.

KIM: But it was, like, really    

sentimental to her, so I'm

wearing it tonight.    

SIMONE: Did you bring it?

FLORIANA: I was just gonna    

say, add the scarf or no?

KIM: I didn't bring the    

scarf, 'cause it just didn't go,

but I really want to wear...    

AMBER: I can't wait to see it.    

KIM: The turquoise

bracelet. Yeah.    

AMBER: I told my coworker

I'm gonna go see Cher.    

She says, "Wait, who's Cher?"

SIMONE (gasps): What?! No.    

KIM: How do you not know that?    

SARAH: How do you not know?

KIM: Like, I would feel sad    

to be working with that person.

(laughter)    

♪ ♪    

ANDREW: How was your flight?

KOURTNEY: It was good.    

ANDREW: Yeah?

KOURTNEY: So, the reason    

we're here... ]] ANDREW: Yeah?    

KOURTNEY: Is I'm running

for president.    

(laughing)

I am so excited to be in D.C.    

I brought my friend Sarah.

She's one of my best friends    

since high school.

She's a beauty blogger, and she    

is really into politics, so I

thought she was the perfect    

person to bring along.

We're going to meet with the EWG    

staff to talk about what we're

going to be doing while I'm    

here. Hi. How are you?    

JOCELYN: Hi. Have a seat.

KOURTNEY: Hi. Kourtney.    

WOMAN: Nice to meet you.

You picked a good day to be in.    

Washington. ]] HOWARD: Why?    

WOMAN  : 'Cause it's just

gorgeous.    

KOURTNEY: It is.

JOCELYN: So, we just wanted    

to start off by thanking you for

taking your time to be here on    

behalf of this issue, and it

means a lot to have a voice like    

yours. FABER: To be honest, I've    

never seen as many staff respond

as quickly to the news that    

you're going to be on

Capitol Hill.    

KOURTNEY: Really? How exciting.    

ADRIENNE: We need powerful

outside voices such as yours    

being here to really advocate

for the causes that we believe,    

so thank you for being here.

FABER: Congress is really    

close to finally producing a law

that sets limits on what kinds    

of chemicals can be added to

cosmetics and other personal    

care products for the first time

in    years, and having you here    

is exactly what we need right

now to get this bill into a law    

and across the finish line.

So tomorrow at the briefing for.    

Senate staff, your job is just

to tell your story and why you    

care and urge Congress to do

their job.    

KOURTNEY: And this is... who

is this in front of?    

FABER: There will be some

reporters there, and then    

there'll be about    or   

staff.    

They're the people who

ultimately will decide: Is this    

important enough for Congress to

act on this year?    

So your voice right now is

really important.    

KOURTNEY: This is the closest

that EWG has gotten to pushing    

their cosmetic law through.

I didn't realize that I'm, like,    

the final push.

HOWARD: You're gonna crush    

it. FABER: Yeah, you're gonna do    

great. All right.

KOURTNEY: All right, see you    

in the morning.

I definitely have a fear of    

public speaking.

I don't really know, like,    

what I'm gonna say.

I just don't want to mess up.    

I was about to have a heart

att*ck.    

HOWARD: They just kept being

like, "Thank you for being the"    

voice.

Like, you're helping to get    

this onto the floor."

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.    

HOWARD: I was like, "Wait.

Kourt's the spokesperson?"    

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.

HOWARD: Like, she's the    

make-or-break of this?

I was dying!    

♪ ♪    

KHLOE: We are back in

California.    

I really haven't seen anyone

since I've been in Cleveland,    

since I gave birth, so today

Scott gets to meet True for the    

first time.

SCOTT: What's going on?    

KENDALL: Not much.

Just here, you know, chillin'.    

(Scott gasps)

SCOTT: True... dat!    

KENDALL: Have you met her?

SCOTT: No.    

KENDALL: Swear. ]] KHLOE: No.    

Do you know how to hold a baby?

SCOTT: I have three.    

KHLOE: She just ate.

SCOTT: Whoa, she's so soft.    

Who's your boo-boo?

KRIS: What are you doing?    

SCOTT: Who's your baby?

KRIS: Mama just took the    

cutest pictures today.

SCOTT: I can't believe you    

have your own child.

Khloe has been so good with all    

my kids, and I just feel like,

finally, thank God it's her    

turn. ]] KHLOE: Is that funny?    

(blows raspberry)

SCOTT: And it's so obvious    

she's already such a good mom.

KRIS: How come you look just    

like your dad?

You're a little Tristan twin.    

SCOTT: True is so cute.

She is such a ball of love.    

She's literally just one big

cute bowling ball of a baby.    

So, True, how do you feel? Okay.    

(Kendall laughs) How are you?    

KRIS: Are you adjusting okay?

KHLOE: Um, it's fine.    

I mean, it's great.

SCOTT: You don't have that    

water view anymore.

KHLOE: Don't have that water    

view, but I got a mountain view

now.    

At first, I was a little

nervous, like, just, like,    

anxious.

Like, to go from, like, no one    

ever visiting or anything to,

like, the overwhelming...    

KRIS: Stimulation? KHLOE: Sure.    

It's exciting that we get to see

the family again and all her    

cousins, but Kim and Tristan

have not been in the same room    

together since they've had that

talk in Cleveland.    

So it's just awkward for me.

I'm in a very uncomfortable    

position, and I don't know how

they're both gonna act.    

I'm like, what is gonna happen

when they get face-to-face?    

KOURTNEY: We're going in the

morning to speak to the Senate,    

and literally, I don't speak.

Part of me wishes that I didn't    

have to do this.

I was trying to think of ways to    

get out of it.

KIM: I was able to pull off a    

backstage meeting with Cher.

Do they have any water anywhere?    

I feel like I'm gonna faint,

'cause I'm meeting Cher.    

Oh, my God! AMBER: Oh, my God.    

♪ ♪

SIMONE: Oh, my gosh.    

KIM: Marymount Sailors, you

guys.    

AMBER: Oh! No way.

SIMONE: Oh, my God.    

AMBER: We always had the best

balloon surprise.    

(all laugh) ]] SIMONE: So cute.    

Wait, what? Oh, my God.    

SARAH: Oh, my God, Amber.

FLORIANA: Amber!    

AMBER: Why are we so gangster?    

(all laugh)

KIM: The high school reunion    

continues in Vegas. ALL: Cheers!    

SIMONE: We have to, uh, look

each other in the eyes.    

AMANDA: Wow. Very serious.

FLORIANA: So intense.    

AMBER: Amanda? Jokes?

KIM: Can I get in my Cher    

outfit? (Sarah laughs)    

AMANDA: Let's do it.

KIM: My favorite thing in    

life to do is to wear Cher

looks.    

I love recreating looks that

she's done.    

FLORIANA: Cher's here.

SARAH: Ready?    

KIM: Yeah. ]] SARAH: Go.    

KIM: If I could dress up like

Cher every single day, that    

would literally make my life.

Oh, (bleep).    

My nail keeps coming off.

AMANDA: How did you put them    

on?

Did you literally just, like,    

glue them?

KIM: Like, press on, like...    

SARAH: Like, Lee Press-on?

KIM: Yeah.    

(all laugh)

SERVER: How's everyone doing?    

Does anyone need a drink or

beverage?    

KIM: Yes. Can we get...

sh*ts of...    

AMBER: Shut up. KIM: Tequila.    

SARAH: What? AMBER: No. No.    

KIM: Do we want tequila?

SIMONE: Kim!    

KIM: Okay, okay, vodka.

Vodka, okay, vodka.    

Tonight we're drinking.

I'm definitely gonna, like, just    

have fun and try to relive my

crazy, wild years.    

To reuniting after    years.

And I'm so glad that we're in.    

Vegas, and just to, like, a

night off to have fun.    

SARAH: Yes.

FLORIANA: Absolutely.    

SARAH: And to Cher.

ALL: To Cher!    

SIMONE: Yes. We have to look

in the eyes.    

AMBER: Okay.

Just do it, just one sh*t.    

Go, go. (All whooping, laughing)    

KIM: Oh, my God. ♪ ♪    

KOURTNEY: I just took a photo

of us in the bathroom, but tell    

me if it's even okay.

ANDREW: Yeah, why not?    

KOURTNEY: Should I write,

like, "businesswomen"?    

ANDREW: You're twins.

Like, literally.    

KOURTNEY: Should I write...

ANDREW: No, "career girl"    

special."

WOMAN: "A businesswomen    

special."

ANDREW: No, no, it's "career    

girl special."

Actually, I think you're right.    

(all laugh)

So, how did the meeting go?    

KOURTNEY: It was good.

We were gonna cancel the press    

conference tomorrow.

ANDREW: Yeah.    

KOURTNEY: But it's not really

a press conference.    

It's, like, that's when I'm

speaking in front of the Senate.    

ANDREW: Oh, okay.

HOWARD: And then House staff    

later, 'cause they do it

separately.    

ANDREW: So, are you, like...

KOURTNEY: So, the Senate    

staff...

ANDREW: Are you behind the    

thing with your, like, little

name...    

KOURTNEY: No, so literally, I

don't speak.    

Like, when I had to speak for

Jen Atkin, I thought I was gonna    

start crying. I was like...    

ANDREW: Well, luckily, you

brought yourself to Washington    

to talk in front of, like,

politicians.    

WOMAN: What are you gonna do?

KOURTNEY: So I was trying to    

think of ways to get out of it,

and, like, be like, "My    

publicist doesn't want me to do

this."    

ANDREW: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: And I didn't even    

tell my sisters or anyone that I

was coming and doing this.    

They're so judgmental on my...

whatever I'm doing.    

After they say that I never have

my passion.    

HOWARD: That's because they

just want to be you.    

Don't worry about it.

KOURTNEY: They really do.    

My sisters can just be very

critical.    

I already put enough pressure on

myself as it is.    

Like, I'm worried, what if I say

the wrong thing tomorrow and    

let everyone down?

Part of me wishes that I didn't    

have to do this.

HOWARD: I think you just need    

to show that you're serious,

and I think you are serious    

about it. ♪ ♪    

(all laugh)    

SIMONE: Oh, my God, Kim, you

look amazing.    

KIM: And I have new nails.

SIMONE: Oh, you do.    

KIM: Yeah, I-I'll do anything

for, like, a good look.    

Like, it doesn't matter.

SIMONE: Wow.    

SARAH: What are we doing?

FLORIANA: I want to get in.    

KIM: Ooh, the smell of this

vodka.    

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

ALL: Cheers!    

(Simone whoops) (Sarah whistles)    

AMANDA: Look in the eyes.

AMBER: Look in the eyes.    

SIMONE: I'm done looking in

the eyes.    

AMBER: I'm not done.

SARAH: I can't even see any    

of your eyes anyway.

(Simone laughs)    

FLORIANA: Oh, my God, are you

guys that wasted?    

Oh, my God. She is.    

SARAH: And I'm gagging.

KIM: Oh, my God.    

FLORIANA: You're good now.

KIM: Guys, one more sh*t?    

One more sh*t?

SIMONE: Like, are you    

really...? KIM: Yeah, why not?    

I never go out unless it's with

my kids.    

(all whooping) ]] SIMONE: Okay.    

KIM: We're going to see Cher!

So, I was able to pull off a    

backstage meeting with Cher

after her show.    

I met her one time at the Met

Ball.    

My friends are so excited just

to meet her and to hang out with    

her a little bit. ♪ ♪    

AMBER: Kim, so, what are you

gonna say when you meet Cher?    

Are you gonna be like...

FLORIANA: I dare you.    

AMBER: You're gonna be like,

"I'm obsessed with you."    

KIM: She knows.

AMANDA: She knows.    

AMBER: Do you play it cool,

or are you like, "I'm obsessed"    

with you?"

KIM: No, I'll say I'm obse...    

I like to, I like to be, like...

AMANDA: Honest.    

AMBER: Totally honest.

KIM: Like, she's the queen.    

FLORIANA: She still is.

KIM: I was like, "I would"    

love you to be my mom.

I'm obsessed with you."    

Like, you got to give it up,

you know?    

Like, there's no one like her.

SIMONE: Nobody.    %.    

We're here? ]] KIM: Yeah.    

FLORIANA: Oh, (bleep).

KIM: You guys!    

(all shrieking) ]] SIMONE: Cher!    

♪ ♪

KIM: In high school, we would    

get so dressed up and go to

concerts all the time, so    

nothing has changed.

We're all so dressed up, going    

to a concert.

It's just in Vegas, and we're       

years older.

It's, like, it's so funny just    

to see us all back together.

(audience cheering)    

("Welcome to Burlesque" playing)    

CHER: ♪ You may not be Guilty    

But you're ready to confess... ♪

KIM: Ah. Like, this is    

everything. I love Cher.    

CHER: ♪ Welcome to Burlesque

Oh, everyone is buying    

♪ Put your money in my hand

If you got a little extra    

Well, give it to the band... ♪

KIM: Oh, my God.    

This concert is so much fun, and

my friends are having a good    

time. ]] AMBER: Uh, which one...    

FLORIANA: Oh, Amber.

AMBER: Oh, my God.    

(all laugh)

KIM: Chris, do I need a hair    

touch-up?

APPLETON: That was so good.    

KIM: It was so good.

APPLETON: She's amazing.    

KIM: Her body.

APPLETON: Banging.    

KIM: Oh, my God.

I'm dying to see if Cher    

remembers what I'm wearing.

Is she coming? Is she coming?    

I completely, like, copied one

of her looks.    

AMBER: Oh, my God, Kim.

You look so cute.    

KIM: I'm really curious to

know if she's, like, flattered    

or thinks it's, like, beyond

desperate.    

Do they have any water anywhere?

I feel like I'm gonna faint    

'cause I'm meeting Cher.

Oh, my God!    

MAN: Okay, you guys ready?

(Kim gasps)    

AMBER: Oh, my God.

KHLOE: It's Taco Tuesday,    

Kimberly. ]] KIM: What?    

No one invited me?

I-I mean, I know that she's    

trying to just keep me and

Tristan apart.    

Like, I wouldn't want drama

myself.    

JOCELYN: So, you will be

walking into a full room.    

KOURTNEY: I didn't really

realize this was, like, a    

full-on press conference.

(indistinct chatter)    

I hope that I don't let my

nerves get the best of me.    

KIM: Is she coming?

Is she coming?    

I feel like I'm gonna faint

'cause I'm meeting Cher.    

Oh, my God!

SIMONE: I feel like I heard    

her.

She might be, like, right there    

waiting in the wing. Oh, my God!    

Hi! ]] KIM: Hi, queen.    

(Simone whoops)

CHER: Hi. Hi. Hi.    

AMBER: Oh, my God.

CHER: Hello, ladies.    

ALL: Hi!

KIM: These are my high school    

friends.

This was, like, we were all best    

friends in high school.

CHER: Where-where is your...    

where is your high school?

KIM: It was in Los Angeles,    

right across from UCLA.

Called Marymount.    

All-girls Catholic school.

CHER: Cool.    

I went to Catholic school for

about a minute and a half.    

(all laugh)

Before recorded time.    

KIM: How are you?

I have to give you a hug.    

CHER: I'm good, how are you?

KIM: Good.    

CHER: Wait a minute, I

remember this.    

KIM: Do you rec...?

I-I knew you would.    

Wait, my nails... some of them

fell off, but...    

CHER: No, it's good.

It's a good...    

Yeah, yeah, you did a good job.

KIM: I made this yesterday.    

CHER: You did?

KIM: Yeah, I bought, like,    

three jackets and cut it up and

tried to get something similar.    

CHER: Cool, very cool.

Oh, nice, girl.    

Good girl.

KIM: Thank you so much.    

I try.

CHER: Reminds me of the old    

days.

KIM: My dream of life is to    

see your closet.

Did you archive everything?    

CHER: Did I? Everything?

KIM: Do you have, like...    

CHER: I don't have, uh,

no, I don't have everything.    

I kept the things I love.

I kind of wish I would have kept    

a few more things, but...

KIM: Yeah.    

CHER: But I have the ones

I love.    

KIM: You're my everything

inspiration.    

CHER: Keep going.

KIM: No, seriously.    

(laughter) Seriously. Like...    

CHER: No, I don't mean...

I don't mean keep going and    

telling me anything.

I mean, "Keep going."    

You keep going. ]] KIM: Yes.    

(laughter)

CHER: Are you Armenian, too?    

FLORIANA: No, I'm Argentinian.    

But I got a little of

everything.    

CHER: Okay, good. (Laughs)

KIM: But seriously, I mean,    

everything you've done for the

Armenian community has been    

amazing.

CHER: I want to go back.    

KIM: They love you.

I want to go back.    

SARAH: Maybe you guys

should go back together.    

KIM: Yeah. I would love to.

CHER: The reason we should go    

back is 'cause all kinds of bad

things are happening, and we    

need to make a presence.

FLORIANA: You guys really    

should. ]] KIM: Anytime.    

CHER: All right, well, we can

make a... we can make a thing.    

KIM: Well, thank you for, you

know, meeting with us after the    

show. I know you're probably    

exhausted.

Just wanted to say hi.    

CHER: Like a little sister.

KIM: Just excited.    

Just excited to see the show.

CHER: It was good to see you    

guys.

It was good to meet all of you,    

really. ]] FLORIANA: Thank you.    

So nice to meet you. CHER: Okay.    

KIM: Thank you.

CHER: Good-bye, girls.    

FLORIANA: Thank you so much!

Thank you!    

KIM: Bye.

I was just happy to, like,    

literally just be in her

presence.    

You guys, we just hung out with

Cher, no big deal.    

I honestly haven't been out like

this in so long.    

It's probably  :   or  :   in

the morning, and we're flying    

home.

I'm so tired, but it was so    

worth it. FLORIANA: Look at Kim.    

AMBER: I know, Kim's all

ready to nap.    

♪ ♪    

KIM: I can't believe I'm

doing long nails.    

(manicurist laughs)

MANICURIST: Well, they're not    

cut yet, so they're really fun.

KIM: I know.    

(phone rings) ]] KHLOE: Hello.    

KIM: Hi. ]] KHLOE: Hi.    

KIM: I'm getting long nails

for you.    

KHLOE: Oh, my goodness!

That's so great!    

KIM: I know.

I knew you would love it.    

I'm feeling very much like you.

KHLOE: Oh, my God!    

Can someone shut the door here?

KIM: Where are you?    

KHLOE: It's Taco Tuesday,

Kimberly.    

Get with it, okay? ]] KIM: What?    

No one invited me?

KHLOE: We didn't know you    

would want to come.

KIM: So, I mean, I know that    

she's trying to just keep me

and Tristan apart, and I get    

that.

Like, I wouldn't want drama    

myself, but, I mean, what can I

do?    

KHLOE: Okay. KIM: All right.    

Love you. I'll call you later.

KHLOE: Okay.    

KIM: Okay, bye.

Very mature... things we've got    

going on here.

MANICURIST: Right. (Laughs)    

♪ ♪    

KOURTNEY: Sarah, the clutch

or my fanny pack?    

But I would just hold it, like,

over my shoulder like that.    

HOWARD: I like that, but I

think that's more business-y.    

So I don't know what vibe you

want.    

You look very profesh.

KOURTNEY: Thank you.    

It's a pretty big day.

I'm going to speak to Congress    

and the Senate.

I'm still a little bit nervous    

about how it will go.

HOWARD: Thank you.    

KOURTNEY: All right, where

are we going?    

HOWARD: This way. KOURTNEY: Hi!    

WOMEN: Good morning! Hi!

KOURTNEY: I'm sorry we're    

late.

I don't know what happened.    

ADRIENNE: You look amazing.

No, the traffic can be insane.    

Good morning. Hi.

WOMAN: Good morning.    

Nice to see you.

KOURTNEY: Nice to see you.    

HOWARD: Yeah. We had a really

good dinner.    

KOURTNEY: We had a good dinner.    

JOCELYN: Hi. Nice to see you.

KOURTNEY: Wait, are we so    

late?

Are we, like, walking in to,    

like... Okay.

JOCELYN: Yes. Yeah.    

Um, Scott and Pen started it

already.    

We have it set up as a

conversational style, and    

everyone... so you will be

walking into a full room.    

KOURTNEY: Okay.

JOCELYN: There's, like, an    

aisle and stuff.

We're gonna go to the right.    

KOURTNEY: Hi.

GUARD: Step through.    

KOURTNEY: I didn't really

realize this was, like, a    

full-on press conference.

So I hope that I don't let my    

nerves get the best of me.

FABER: So, maybe just to    

start, maybe talk a little bit

about when you first became    

concerned about the chemicals in

cosmetics.    

KOURTNEY: Um, well...

(clears throat)    

KIM: Khloe's in town, and I

just haven't seen her.    

SCOTT: How's that even possible?    

KIM: I just feel like

Tristan's here, and she's so    

nervous for him and I to see

each other.    

I don't want to have any more

distance between me and Khloe,    

so I'm going to extend an olive

branch.    

Where's Tristan?

Should I go say hi to my bestie?    

KHLOE: I don't want just to

have fighting in the house.    

FABER: So, maybe just to

start, maybe you could talk a    

little bit about when you first

became concerned about the    

chemicals in cosmetics.

KOURTNEY: Um, well...    

(clears throat)

When I had my first son, I    

started learning a lot about the

foods that, you know, I was    

giving him, and then it

snowballed into learning a lot    

about products, and... you know,

I would find out that they had a    

lot of harmful chemicals.

To me, it was just really    

shocking that you can buy baby

products and products for    

children that are not safe.

It shouldn't be up to parents or    

consumers, really, to have to do

that much research.    

FABER: Right.

KOURTNEY: You know, it's time    

that Congress does its job.

(laughter, applause)    

FABER: There you go.

KOURTNEY: I never really    

thought that I would be here

speaking in front of Congress    

and Senate. BALDWIN: We're still    

plugging away on this issue,

and thank you for your advocacy.    

KOURTNEY: Yes.

BALDWIN: Really appreciate    

it. KOURTNEY: We're so happy to    

be here.

I feel like I'm getting my    

points across well and people

are really understanding why    

it's so important.

PALLONE: Yeah, you know,    

I have two daughters,

and as they were growing up,    

they always assumed that if they

were buying something, somebody    

had looked at it and said it was

safe.    

And when I told them that that's

not true, they were like, "How"    

"can that be?" ]] KOURTNEY: Yeah.    

I was nervous, but I'm just

happy that I could be here to    

lend my voice and hopefully

make a difference.    

HOWARD: No, no, no. Like...

KOURTNEY: Wait, should we    

take a photo?

Paxy, do you want to take it?    

Do you want to take it?

PAXY: Do I ever!    

KOURTNEY: I have to look like

a boss.    

HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Oh.

PAXY: Okay, ready?    

HOWARD: Oh, what? Here I come.    

♪ ♪    

SCOTT: This is, like, the

nicest gym ever.    

KIM: Really?

SCOTT: Well, I mean...    

it's, like, pretty.

Like, all the equipment's    

black, and the floors are nice.

What else is shaking?    

KIM: Um...

SCOTT: This is some good, uh,    

good piece of equipment.

(screams)    

No one heard that, did they?

(screams)    

KIM: So, I feel like Khloe is

living a full double life.    

SCOTT: What do you mean?

KIM: She's in town, and I    

just haven't seen her.

SCOTT: How's that even    

possible? KIM: I just feel like.    

Tristan's here, and she's so

nervous for him and I to see    

each other.

I feel like I get into this    

protection mode, where I just,

like...    

SCOTT: Yeah, I mean, I think

everybody...    

KIM: Go into, like,

worst-case scenario.    

SCOTT: Wants to be

protective of their family.    

KIM: Yeah.

SCOTT: But I think sometimes    

when people get too caught up

when it's, like, a negative    

protection and not always being

there when the positive, then    

everybody feels kind of, like,

att*cked.    

KIM: Is it annoying when,

like, family members start    

ganging up on you?

SCOTT: Listen, no matter what    

you say to somebody, when

there's something happening in    

their life, it's not actually

going to be taken in.    

Like, I know back in the day,

when your mom or Khloe would get    

involved with me and Kourtney's

stuff, it only would draw us    

farther away from the family.

Never pulled anybody in and made    

people more comforted.

And now, look, it's, like,    

you're being protective 'cause

you love your sister, but guess    

what, now your sister's in

Calabasas, home, and doesn't    

want to see you.

So it's, like, what did you    

solve? Whatever.    

A good set. ♪ ♪    

KOURTNEY: I just want a

couple bites.    

Oh, thank you.

HOWARD: Oh, thanks.    

KOURTNEY: Khloe just wrote to

the group chat, "Why is Kourtney"    

in D.C."? (Howard laughs)    

And I go, "I'm lobbying."

And she's like, "Yeah, right."    

I'll call Khloe. (Line ringing)    

KHLOE: Hello? KOURTNEY: Hi.    

So, I came to Washington, D.C.,

and I literally, this morning I    

had to get... go in front of the

Senate, and literally, I...    

It was a Q & A, so I was sitting

in a chair, like, with this guy    

who... from this organization

called EWG.    

So I'm here to try to, like...

I was lobbying, and just to,    

like, get them to try to make

some changes.    

HOWARD: She k*lled it.

I have a video.    

KHLOE: Kourtney, I'm so proud

of you.    

Oh, my God!

KOURTNEY: And they...    

KHLOE: I'm so, so proud of you.    

KOURTNEY: Thank you.

And so, um, I was like, "Of    

course it's coming out..."

KHLOE: I can't believe you    

had the... KOURTNEY: The balls?    

KHLOE: Like, the... Yeah.

KOURTNEY: I just feel like    

you guys are so judgmental about

everything I do, and you guys    

will be like, "Oh, please.

You're going to help with the"    

"beauty laws," or something.

I don't know. Organic.    

KHLOE: Prove me wrong every

day of the week.    

I'm fine with that.

KOURTNEY: Um...    

KHLOE: I love when you prove

me wrong.    

Listen, when I looked online, I

was like, "What?!"    

(Kourtney laughs)

What year is this?    

I go, "Where have I been?"

HOWARD: That's amazing.    

KOURTNEY: The news got out

that I'm in D.C.    

It was nice to hear Khloe say

how proud she was of me for    

really going and trying to make

a difference.    

I feel so good about the way

that I spent the last two days,    

and I've learned so much.

And I really want to just keep    

doing more of this.

I have to make a phone call    

later. I've just been, you know,    

meeting with Congress and

Senate.    

HOWARD: You're passing

legislation.    

KHLOE: You've been lobbying

all day.    

KOURTNEY: And the House of

Representatives.    

Is that what it's called?

(laughs)    

♪ ♪    

KIM: Knock, knock.

KHLOE: Who's there?    

KIM: Hi, guys.

KOURTNEY: Kim, you're so    

skinny, you look like a

bobblehead.    

KHLOE: Oh, I love when I look

like a bobblehead.    

KIM: What?

KOURTNEY: You're so skinny.    

KHLOE: That's the best

compliment.    

KIM: Thank you!

I don't want to have any more    

distance between me and Khloe.

I want to, you know, hang out    

with our babies and enjoy my

time with my sisters.    

So I'm gonna extend an olive

branch, 'cause, I mean, that's    

really all I can do.    

Where's Tristan?

KHLOE: In the theater.    

KIM: Should I go say hi to

my bestie?    

KHLOE: Can I go with you?

KIM: No, I can handle it.    

KHLOE: Oh, my God.

Kim going into the theater to    

see Tristan, obviously, like, my

heart is racing.    

I have a ton of anxiety.

I don't want just to have    

fighting in the house.

KIM: Where's my bestie?    

KIM: Where's my bestie?

KHLOE: Uh-oh.    

Give me your audio thing.

I need to hear what's happening.    

Oh, my God. ]] KIM: Hi.    

TRISTAN: What's going on?

KIM: Um...    

Have you ever played pickleball?

KHLOE: She's like, "Have you"    

ever played pickleball?"

KIM: It's like a mix between    

tennis and Ping-Pong.    

KOURTNEY: Are you on a phone

call?    

KHLOE: What phone would I be on?    

KIM: So, it's a smaller

court, like a tennis court, but,    

like, tiny.

TRISTAN: So, there's no    

pickles? ]] KIM (laughing): No.    

TRISTAN: Oh, okay, okay.

KIM: No pickles.    

I have no idea how to even start

a conversation with Tristan.    

Pickleball is the first thing

that popped into my head.    

It was super awkward, but he's

an athlete.    

I just thought maybe talking

about sports would be common    

ground. I'm such a good athlete.    

Have you ever seen me ski?

TRISTAN: You can ski?    

KIM: What?

Have you ever seen my video,    

or was I blocked at that point?

TRISTAN: No, no, uh, no, I    

didn't see it. KIM: Okay, look.    

KHLOE: She's showing him the

videos, um...    

KOURTNEY: From skiing?

KHLOE: From skiing to prove    

what a good athlete she is.

TRISTAN: Holy (bleep).    

KIM: So I'm a good athlete.

TRISTAN: You're legit.    

KIM: No, no, no.

TRISTAN: You do winter    

sports. KIM: I'm legitimately a    

really, really, really good

athlete.    

TRISTAN: So you're coming for

Lindsey Vonn's spot?    

KIM: No.

TRISTAN: You know who that    

is? ]] KIM: Yes, of course.    

She dated Tiger Woods.

TRISTAN: Yeah, she did.    

KIM: And she's a professional

skier.    

I'm really, really good.

KHLOE: I like that they're    

having a moment, so I won't

intrude.    

KIM: I bet you I can b*at you

in some kind of sport, though.    

What do you...?

TRISTAN: Only winter sports.    

KIM: It's on. Challenge.

TRISTAN: May the best of us    

win. Yeah. ]] KIM: Challenge.    

TRISTAN: Calabasas versus

Hidden Hills. Yeah.    

KIM: Yes. Yes, that's a good

one.    

I just challenged Tristan to a

game of pickleball.    

I realized that, why am I

fighting this fight if no one    

else is?

I'm not gonna spend my time    

angry at someone else for

something that they didn't do to    

me. I'm gonna move on, if that's    

what Khloe chooses to do.

I'm gonna be supportive of her.    

TRISTAN: First of all, I

thought you were gonna play    

this.

KHLOE: I am, 'cause I can't    

do pickleball? Can you?

You don't even know what that    

is.

I just heard of it yesterday.    

TRISTAN: Actually, I did.

I did know, I know how it is    

now. Yeah.

The combination of Ping-Pong    

and, uh, tennis.

KHLOE: Oh, true.    

KOURTNEY: It has a lot of rules.    

KHLOE: No, there's a lot of

rules.    

You have to stay out of the

kitchen and do some...    

TRISTAN: I just thought that

Kim had the least athletic gene    

out of all three of you guys.

KHLOE: This one does.    

KIM: Kourtney does for sure.

TRISTAN: She works out every    

day. KOURTNEY: How good am I in    

the gym? TRISTAN: You're good.    

You've gotten much better.

Your lather's becoming a sweat    

now. ]] KOURTNEY: Yeah.    

KIM: Do you think I should

ask this guy to unblock me?    

TRISTAN: Dismissed.

KIM: There's no going back.    

TRISTAN: There's no going

back now.    

You're here now.    

(birds singing)

KHLOE: Oh, and this is what    

we're getting True.

LARSA: Are you cool with him    

now? KIM: Yeah. It's all good.    

My relationship with Tristan...

It's a work in progress, but it    

is just really important to move

forward.    

We're such a close family.

We're one big family.    

You just have to just move on

and get over it.    

TRISTAN: (bleep)

KHLOE: Don't hurt yourself.    

KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.

Did you h*t the tree?    

TRISTAN: No, no, I almost...

I didn't know it was that    

bouncy.

KHLOE: Do you know how to do    

this? TRISTAN: I'll go with no    

socks. LARSA: Tristan, I'm glad    

you're living your best life!

KHLOE: Have you ever been on    

a trampoline?

TRISTAN: Uh... maybe.    

KOURTNEY: This is, like, a

real deal trampoline.    

KHLOE: We're gonna get that

for True.    

No, don't do that.

KOURTNEY: Were you gonna try    

to flip? ]] TRISTAN: Yeah.    

I don't know if I...

KHLOE: Can you flip in real    

life? ]] TRISTAN: I can do a    

cartwheel. KHLOE: No, you can't.    

TRISTAN: Back in     ...

KHLOE: Kourtney can.    

Show him your cartwheel skills.

Look at this.    

(laughing): Oh, yeah.

You know I can't do it.    

LARSA: This is the life.

(children squealing)    

NORTH: One, two...

KIM: Being here, swimming,    

hanging out with my kids, with

my family... this is the dream.    

This is what I love to do.

I mean, even having Tristan    

here... it's just...

We're all together.    

It's so much fun, and this is

what life's all about.    

KOURTNEY: We're gonna...

we're gonna race.    

KIM: One. ]] KOURTNEY: One.    

ALL: Two. Three.

(indistinct chatter)    

KOURTNEY: My top fell off!

KIM: On the next episode...    

KRIS: I just got a call from

Shelli.    

She wants to put together this

huge poker tournament.    

MAN: Ready to learn some poker?    

KIM: Don't underestimate...

No, underestimate me.    

I prefer it. I'm all in.    

(Kris whoops)

So, I think I'm gonna go to.    

Paris and go to the Louis

Vuitton show.    

KHLOE: How do you feel now?

KIM: I'm going really    

cautiously, but you never know

what could happen.    

(indistinct shouting)
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