Phone: You gonna be able to track them, Melone?

Melone: Yeah.

Melone: I've managed to collect a blood sample.

Melone: Bucciarati's, that is.

Guy: Hey, when's this train gonna get underway?

Guy: Please, just wait a little bit longer.

Guy: We have another driver on the way right now!

Guy: What? What happened to the first one?

anita: Ugh, talk about annoying.

JoJo-main: ,Especially that crying brat over there.

Anita: I knew I shouldn't have gotten on this train with all these peasants.

Melone: Miss.

Melone: How's your health?

Anita: H-Hey, what do you think you're doing?!

Anita: This is my compartment!

JoJo-main: ,You can read what's written on the door, can't you?

Melone: Do you have anything with your birthdate written on it?

Anita: Uh...

Melone: Oh.

Anita: Hey! What the hell are you doing?!

Melone: Born March , . Twenty-four years old.

Melone: Very... bellissimo.

Melone: A very good age.

Anita: Don't touch my things!

Anita: Get out!

Smack,Sfx: Smack

Melone: So good...

Melone: What a magnificent slap.

JoJo-main: ,If you have the energy to produce such a strong slap, there's no doubt.

JoJo-main: ,You are...

Melone: in excellent health.

Melone: "Health: excellent."

Melone: And judging by the taste of your fingers, your blood type is O.

Melone: Right?

Anita: What's your deal? Are you a thief?

JoJo-main: ,Who do you think I am?

Anita: My family—

Melone: Ah, I don't need your name.

Melone: I don't care about where you were born or your upbringing.

Melone: What's important is your current health condition,

Melone: your birthday, and your blood type.

Melone: A Pisces and type O!

Melone: Bucciarati is an Aries and type A,

JoJo-main: ,and, according to horoscopes, is a terrible match for you.

Melone: And that's so perfect!

Melone: Looks like you drink and smoke, as well.

Melone: Do you do any drugs?

Melone: If you're doing any drugs...

JoJo-main: ,You're even more amazingly di molto great!

Anita: I-If you want money, I have it... If you want more, I have a credit card...

Melone: Listen.

Melone: Could you be quiet and listen?

Melone: This next question is the most important of all.

Melone: What's important here is your preference.

Melone: Which do you prefer?

Melone: Apparently the Indian Karma Sutra, which was written , years ago,

JoJo-main: ,has more than  positions in it.

Melone: And I think it's really important...

Melone: as the beginning that leads to the birth of an excellent child.

Melone: Now, choose.

Melone: Babyhead!

Anita: H-H-Help me!

Anita: Help me!

Sign: Conception complete

Sign:  minutes until birth

Sign: Analyzing the DNA from Bruno Bucciarati's blood sample.Would you like to integrate the DNA into a body and nurture it so that it can be tracked?

Melone: Oh, yes. We're going to nurture it...

Sign: : Yes. : No.

JoJo-main: ,into something atrocious.

Melone: Di molto...

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episodio   Babyhead

Abba: As long as no one finds us,

JoJo-main: ,we should make it to Venice by tomorrow or the day after.

Nara: Man... Everyone seems super bummed.

Nara: I wonder if Bucciarati said something harsh to Trish.

Gio: No... I think she's worried because Bucciarati hasn't told her anything.

Gio: Trish is probably a Stand user, but hasn't realized it.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,And her mysterious father...

Gio: She has all sorts of questions on her mind.

Gio: But Bucciarati is forbidden to speak about any of those things.

Gio: I'd like to look more into her abilities.

Gio: They'd probably offer some hints about the mysterious boss.

Gio: She's very strong-willed.

JoJo-main: ,She doesn't cry or complain at all.

Five: Mista!

Five: Tell Number Two and Number Three to share the hamburger with us!

Mista: Huh? What are you talking about?

JoJo-main: ,There's nothing to eat here right now...

Mista: Huh?

Mista: Where the hell did you get that?!

Mista: D-Don't tell me...

Guy: Why'd my hamburger disappear?

Guy: There's something under the seat.

Mista: Sh-Shit!

Guy: A turtle?

JoJo-main: ,There's something on its back...

Six: What are we going to do, Mista?

Guy: It looks like some kind of jewel... Is it a key?

Three: This seems bad.

Bruno: What just happened?

Fugo: Mista, you were keeping watch on the ceiling, weren't you?

JoJo-main: ,What happened?

Mista: Huh? Me?

Mista: I-I haven't the slightest. I wasn't watching at that moment...

Mista: Huh? Maybe the truck stopped...

Sign: Birth complete

Anita: Ow!

Anita: What happened?

Anita: Th-This...

Anita: D-Don't tell me I—

Anita: Thank goodness. Nothing happened.

Anita: That stupid assh*le!

Anita: What the hell was up with that creepy bastard?!

Anita: How dare he make me think I was about to die?!

Anita: I wanna k*ll him, damn it!

Anita: That piece of shit!

Anita: Hello? Are you the conductor of this train?

Anita: Come to my compartment, right now!

Sign: What does "k*ll" mean?

Melone: Looks like they were born.

Melone: They're starting to learn from their mother.

Melone: Babyhead's child, that is...

Melone: And this is great!

JoJo-main: ,They're already responding to their mother's desire to k*ll someone!

Melone: Make us proud!

Anita: I'm telling you, some creepy bastard att*cked me here! He att*cked me!

Anita: It's because you have that poor excuse for a lock on the door!

Anita: There's even a bump on my head!

Anita: Ugh, I'm so pissed!

JoJo-main: ,That piece of shit! I hope you guys are prepared!

Baby: What does... "k*ll" mean?

Anita: I'm going to sue the hell out of you guys! This is unbelievable!

Baby: What does... "piece of shit" mean?

Melone: Would you like to learn some more?

Melone: Okay, pay close attention.

Melone: This is Mr. Lion. He's the king of beasts.

Melone: The one with the long nose is Mr. Elephant,

JoJo-main: ,and the one with the long neck is Mr. Giraffe.

Melone: The one eating the grass is Mr. Zebra.

Melone: And...

JoJo-main: ,Oh, what's this?

Melone: This is what "k*ll" means. Do you understand?

Melone: It means to make them die, or to get rid of them.

Melone: Next... Oh, we have some children's games.

Melone: A spinning top and baseball.

Melone: This is bowling, and these are ice skates.

Melone: Oh, dear! Look at how handy these things are when you use them like this!

Melone: The ones who died are the pieces of shit.

Melone: You use "piece" when there's only one and say "pieces" when there's more than one.

Melone: Do you understand?

Melone: But you can k*ll them in whatever way your instincts tell you to.

Melone: However, you are forbidden to att*ck this girl named Trish.

Melone: You need to capture her alive.

Melone: There is also a newbiewhose face we haven't seen yet.

Melone: They're with Bucciarati as well, so you need to find them and k*ll them.

Sign: I have to pee.What should I do?

Melone: What should you do?

JoJo-main: ,I mean, just do it?

Melone: Babies pee all the time.

Guy: But it doesn't look like the lock's been broken...

Anita: H-Hey, what is this?!

Anita: There's something leaking from the ceiling of this stupid train!

Guy: I don't see anything...

Anita: I-It stinks!

Anita: What is this?! It's so dirty and gross!

Guy: Miss...

Sign: Mommy said that I stink.She's also screaming that I'm "dirty and gross."

Melone: So it seems. And how does that make you feel about her?

Sign: What a great mommy!

Melone: Yes!

Melone: Di molto! This is extremely wonderful!

Melone: You're learning so well!

Sign: I'm hungry...What should I do?

Melone: Not yet. You haven't learned enough yet.

JoJo-main: ,It's too soon.

Sign: Let me drink! Hurry and let me drink!

Melone: Hey, not yet! I told you, not yet!

Anita: I can't take this anymore!

JoJo-main: ,I can't spend another second on this train!

Anita: I'll sue the train company and make sure they take responsibility for all this!

Anita: I'll tell them the bump on my head is a concussion, too...

Guy: Huh? I don't hear her anymore...

Melone: She was too good of a mother!

Melone: It's good that she taught him the desire to k*ll first, but this is too early!

Melone: H-Hey!

Sign: Bucciarati's DNA is currently not moving...It's idle somewhere up north.

Melone: What am I going to do with you?

Melone: I guess I can't deny your talents, though.

Melone: It looks like the a*t*matic tracking of Bucciarati's DNA has kicked in.

Melone: It's a hassle, but Babyhead's son is an invincible, remote-controlled Stand.

Melone: Nothing can defeat you!

Sign: Melone

Sign: Babyhead

Nara: Let's just steal one already.

fugo: Are you stupid?

Fugo: Word would spread in no time and go right to the enemy.

Fugo: Then they'll just be waiting to ambush us!

Mista: That's true.

Abba: Fugo's got a good point.

Nara: Then let's hear what Bucciarati wants us to do.

Fugo: Wh-What are you doing, Giorno?

Gio: If we steal only one, we'll be caught immediately.

Gio: But if we steal a hundred...

Gio: If it isn't just a single car that disappeared,

Gio: and if they're all found in pieces at different locations,

Gio: the search for the missing cars will be much harder,

Gio: and it should give us plenty of time to get to Venice.

Nara: I see...

Mista: That definitely beats hitchhiking.

Abba: Whatever.

Abba: Giorno, you tell Bucciarati.

Abba: Here.

Abba: We're going to go get a car.

Bruno: Please get down from the chair.

Bruno: It's very dangerous outside right now.

Trish: Listen, Mr. Bucciarati.

Trish: If I were to ask you a dumb question, would you be able to answer it?

Bruno: It depends on the question.

Trish: What am I supposed to do if I need to go to the bathroom?

Trish: You aren't suggesting that I use a diaper, are you?

Bruno: I see... That's a very good question.

Trish: Good. I'm glad you understand.

Bruno: Let's make the closet a toilet.

Bruno: Please, go ahead.

Trish: Go ahead?

Bruno: You said you had to go to the bathroom.

Bruno: I don't know where it leads underneath that, but I'm sure the turtle will be fine.

Bruno: It might actually get nutrients from it.

Trish: I have no idea what you're trying to say...

Gio: Bucciarati, we've procured a car.

Bruno: All right. Once we confirm that we're safe, let's head out.

Gio: Understood.

Gio: That bike... When did it show up here?

Gio: Where's the person who was riding it?

Bruno: Giorno, is something wrong?

Bruno: Trish?

Bruno: What the hell?!

Bruno: Trish!

Bruno: I-Impossible!

Bruno: Trish!

Bruno: Zipper—

Bruno: Shit... It's a Stand, and a remote-controlled one!

Bruno: But this power isn't remote-controlled. What's—

Gio: Bucciarati, please be on your guard.

JoJo-main: ,A strange bike has appeared.

Gio: Bucciarati?

Gio: Don't tell me... Bucciarati!

Gio: Where's Trish? Trish!

Gio: I had the turtle in my hands this whole time...

Gio: I'd know if they came outside.

Gio: Could the enemy have already used some kind of att*ck?

Gio: Golden Wind!

Melone: Di molto!

Sign: {\an\pos(,}I've captured the boss's daughter, Trish,and Bucciarati as well.What should I do now?

Melone: Di molto! Well done, Babyhead!

Melone: Get away from there immediately, of course!

Sign: I'm currently inside a turtle...There's one human waiting at the exit of the turtle.

Sign: {\an\pos(,)\fs}I've never seen him before.He's going to find me on my way back. What should I do?

Melone: Someone you've never seen?

Melone: That must be the newbie.

Melone: If he finds you, you're going to have to get rid of him.

Sign: {\an\pos(,)\fs}Roger.{\fscx}I will get rid of the newbie who's waiting at the turtle's exit.

Melone: But make sure you do it quietly so you aren't found by the others.

Melone: Capturing Trish takes top priority.

Melone: I'll have them head over there as well, just in case.

Gio: I thought I felt a presence there, but...

Baby: No, you were correct.

Gio: Everyone! There's an enemy here! We're being atta—

Gio: D-Did it take... my throat?!

Fugo: Are you done yet, Mista?

Mista: Don't rush me!

Abba: Is something wrong?

Nara: Nah. Giorno's waving.

Nara: I'm pretty sure Bucciarati's telling us to hurry up and get the car.

Mista: I just told you not to rush me!

Sign: {\an\pos(,)\fscx}The att*ck was successful. It's very quiet,because I stole part of his throat.

Melone: Di molto! Well done!

Gio: Impossible! I destroyed the cabinet, but it's still not showing itself?

Gio: And how am I not able to see it the moment it att*cks me?

Gio: Where is it hiding, and how is it carving out pieces of me?

Gio: Carving out pieces... Which means...

Smack,Sfx: {\c&H&}Shpang

Melone: So you've carved away his leg and eye, too?

Melone: Di molto! Well done! Now, come back, Babyhead!

Sign: {\an\pos(,)\fs}The att*ck was unsuccessful.{\fscx}Obviously, he's figured out what I am. What should I do?

Melone: What?

Sign: The newbie outside has removed the key from the turtle's back.

Sign: Apparently, when someone removes the key, only living things can leave.

Sign: My body is floating upward.What should I do?

Melone: I'm not sure what you're saying... Living things?

Melone: You're a Stand! It doesn't matter if you're living or not.

Sign: That's true, but right now,I have the eye that I stole from him.His eye is living.

Gio: I knew it... It was that cabinet.

Gio: I see now...

Gio: It's not that I couldn't see the enemy.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,I'd seen them all along!

Gio: This ability chops up humans and reconstructs them into something else!

Sign: Melone.What should I do?What should I do?What should I do?

Melone: Don't panic! Who cares if he figured out your ability?

Melone: The newbie hasn't been able to breathe for a while, and he's missing a leg, right?

Melone: Just defeat him already and steal the turtle, along with Trish!

Baby: Roger.

Gio: Golden Wind!

Gio: It's dodging by splitting itself apart!

Gio: Which means...

Gio: G-Guys...

JoJo-main: ,I need to somehow... let them know...

Gio: That had some effect!

Baby: No, that was just a rock.

Gio: Sh-Shit...

Gio: Trish is going to get taken...

Gio: At this rate, Bucciarati will be eliminated!

Gio: I-It's strong...

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Is it... invincible?

Baby: I will leave the newbie's corpse here.

Baby: As planned, I've quietly captured Trish.

Melone: Di molto! Good!

Baby: I'm heading back to the train you're on now, Melone.

Gio: Reconstructing humans into objects...

Gio: Your ability gave me an excellent hint.

Gio: Your ability is similar to my Golden Wind.

Gio: They're very much alike in the way that they both recreate something.

Gio: Due to the hint you gave me, and almost being k*lled,

Gio: it would appear...

Gio: that I've grown a little.

Baby: M-Melone, did you hear that?

Baby: I totally forgot earlier, but now I know the newbie's Stand ability.

Melone: What about the newbie?

Baby: His button has become an eye! In his hand! It became an eyeball!

Melone: Hey, Babyhead, what are you talking about?

JoJo-main: ,What's this about the d*ad newbie?

Baby: He inserted the eye into his face!

Smack,Sfx: {\c&HDD&\c&HC&}Rum{\c&HACF&}ble

JoJo-main: ,He did the same with his throat and leg!

Baby: His ability is to create life!

Baby: He created his own parts!

JoJo-main: ,His ability is the exact opposite of mine!

Melone: Hey, who the hell are you talking about?

Gio: You're not getting away! Golden Wind!

Baby: The newbie... He...

Baby: He's been revived!

Baby: A-Are you listening, Melone?

Baby: He made parts of the motorcycle into roots!

Baby: I can't separate them!

JoJo-main: ,I have to get rid of the parts that are stuck!

Baby: I need to get away from the bike!

Gio: Did it turn into a rock again?

Baby: This isn't good. He's going to try to pick up the turtle.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,I'll k*ll him before he picks it up!

Melone: Calm down, Babyhead!

Melone: Let him pick up the turtle.

Baby: What do you mean?

Melone: The moment he picks up the turtle, tear him apart for good.

Gio: Oil's pouring out. That's not good!

Melone: Make sure he can never get up again!

Baby: I got him!

Baby: It was only a little bit, but how dare you freak me out, you bastard?!

Baby: Now, I'm going to rip your head—

Gio: I've learned a lot from your ability to turn humans into objects.

Gio: I'm not sure if it's fate or if our Stands were attracted to each other

JoJo-main: ,due to their similarities that we met.

Gio: But because of you, my Golden Wind was able to grow.

Baby: Wh-Where did it go?

Baby: I just tore off your wrist. Where did it go?

Gio: Tore off?

JoJo-main: ,That's incorrect.

Gio: I intentionally let it go.

Gio: I'd like to give you a little advice.

Gio: You should probably use your hand to defend yourself, rather than att*ck me.

Baby: D-Don't you dare underestimate me!

Baby: Take this!

Baby: What?!

Gio: The hand that I cut off has already become another living creature

JoJo-main: ,and inv*de your body.

Gio: Yes.

Gio: As you can see, it turned into a piranha!
{"type": "series", "show": "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", "episode": "04x17 - Baby Face / Babyhead"}