Tama: We'll need their help to defeat Kintoki.

Tama: You must take back your friends.

Tama: Help them remember the man called Sakata Gintoki.

Gin: I knew you'd be there for me.

Tama: You've finally remembered Master Gintoki.

Both: Huh?

Shin: What do you mean?

Gin: Well, yeah...

Gin: I guess.

Gin: Thanks for everything.

Gin: Take care, Odd Jobs.

Kin: Having trouble?

Kin: Want me to lend you a hand?

Kin: Leave it to Odd Jobs Kin-san

Kin: and he'll save the day.

 Kin-san's Kintama

Tama: No, thank you.

Tama: Otose-sama needed me to run an errand.

Kin: You're pretty slow for a robot.

Kin: Why don't you stop meddling

: and go get some maintenance done?

Tama: Master Gintoki would never be so forceful with a woman.

Kin: That's why he can't score any girls.

Kin: I've overcome that weakness of his.

Kin: Since you're refusing my advances,

Kin: and now that people are starting to talk,

Kin: I won't spare my ace.

Kin: Be a good girl and listen to me.

Kin: You should know.

Kin: It's better for everyone when I'm in charge.

Tama: You're just a piece of junk.

Tama: If you can't even say "I won't spare my rod"

Tama: so it turns into a dirty joke,

Tama: you'll never be better than Master Gintoki.

Kin: I've already used my rod.

Kin: Damn, you're using some old oil.

Kin: That explains why you can't understand what I'm saying.

Kin: Don't blame me.

Kin: I have to eliminate all loose cannons.

Kin: I will win the hearts of every citizen and unite the team

Kin: so I can lay down my roots all over this town.

Kin: That is the mission I've been given.

Kin: Don't worry.

Kin: The dog and Gintoki will suffer the same fate.

Kin: I'll erase your existence from everyone's memory.

Tama: Master Gintoki can't be erased.

Tama: Your weak points were in the instruction manual.

Tama: You will no longer be able to brainwash anyone.

Tama: If your mission is to erase Master Gintoki and replace him,

Tama: my mission is to live

: with Master Gintoki and his friends until I perish.

Kin: Really? Too bad then.

Kin: Why don't you ask your Gin-san to come now, in your final moments?

Tama: Master Gintoki...

Kin: Your worthless leader can't hear you

Kin: if you whisper in such a puny voice.

Tama: You are just

Tama: a piece of

Tama: junk.

Tama: Master Gintoki is

Tama: far more sadistic.

Gin: H-Hey! Hang in there, Tama!

Gin: Can you... Can you see me?!

Gin: Hold on!

Gin: I'll take you to old Gengai!

Gin: I don't care if he's brainwashed!

Gin: I'll crush his balls to get him to wake up and fix you!

Gin: So hang in there!

Gin: Give me some time, Tama!

Gin: Hey, Tama! Say something!

Gin: Hey! You promised!

Gin: You said you would always be on my side!

Gin: Machines aren't supposed to lie!

Gin: Every homeless person needs a dog and a loud radio!

Tama: I'm sorry. I lied.

Tama: It wasn't from a K-drama...

Tama: It was the smoke shop owner

 who dropped by from time to time.

Gin: That doesn't matter!

Tama: Please save my data.

Gin: Yeah, I will!

Tama: When I go to sleep...

Gin: Hold the reset button while turning off the power!

Tama: Then I will never forget...

Tama: About you, about everyone...

Tama: About the rent you owe...

Gin: You can forget that part.

Tama: So could you let me have one last look at your face?

Gin: Don't say that stuff!

Gin: Tama!

Gin: Wake up!

Gin: Open your eyes!

Gin: Open them!

 Got it!

Tama: I got a rare sh*t of Master Gintoki crying.

Gin: What kind of setting is that for playing d*ad?!

Tama: That's a pathetic sight to remember you by.

Gin: Y-Yeah...

Gin: So forget you ever saw that.

Gin: The next time we meet,

 I'll be smiling like a main character.

Tama: I'm holding you to that.

Yen,Caption:  yen remaining

Shin: H-Hold on!

Shin: What do you mean, Tama-san was taken out?!

Shin: Who did it?!

Kin: Who else could it be?

Kin: Pachi-boy, we're going to avenge our friend.

A: Hey there, handsome fella.

B: Yes, I'm a handsome fella.

B: Oh, sorry. I'm out of money for the month.

A: No, we have a question for you.

A: Have you seen this man around?

B: No, I haven't.

A: I see.

B: Who is he? Did he skip out on a bill at the bar?

A: Let us know if you see him.

B: What's going on?

B: Cabaret girls searching for someone instead of working?

C: Oh, haven't you heard?

C: Look over there.

B: They're from the Yagyu family.

B: Why are they here?

A: And over here.

B: The Hyakka, the Yoshiwara guards?!

A: Plus...

Kin,Caption: Kin-chan

B: Hey, now. We've got fugitives searching for other fugitives!

B: What's going on?

B: Why are all these people here?

C: That guy hurt one of Kin-san's friends.

B: You mean Odd Jobs Kin-san?

Kin: Tama was taken out.

Kin: And my balls were literally taken out.

Kin: I have to make him pay.

Kin: This isn't a matter of honor or reputation.

Kin: I'm willing to use any dirty tricks to

 chase him down so I can avenge our friend.

Kin: So can you guys lend me a hand?

Kin: I will use all the power I have throughout the Kabuki district

Kin: to bring down Sakata Gintoki.

B: It was a dumb move to hurt one of Kin-san's friends.

Doll House,B: If you see this man, please contact

B: He's basically antagonized the entire Kabuki district.

Doll House,Caption: Doll House

Mada: Well, let me know if anything comes up, Gramps.

Gen: How am I supposed to contact a person who doesn't have a phone?

Mada: Write XYZ on the bulletin board by the station.

Gen: Don't bring City Hunter into this.

Mada: Anyway, be careful.

Mada: He's got a grudge against Kin-san.

Mada: We don't know what he'll do to Kin-san's friends.

Gen: Hammer.

Gen: You sure about this?

Gen: That was your chance to split the head of one of his allies.

Gin: Oh, I'll split heads.

Gin: If you tell me

 that you can't fix my friend.

Gin: What about you?

Gin: You're sheltering an enemy.

Gen: Nobody would break Tama, then ask me to repair her.

Gen: Besides, I know that humans are easily swayed.

Gen: A machine's soul is harder than steel.

Gen: Tama trusted you, so I have to do the same.

Gin: Stupid old man.

Gin: That's why you were

 brainwashed by your own piece of junk.

Gen: Coming from a main character who

 was usurped by that piece of junk.

Gen: What do you plan on doing?

Gen: That piece of junk has the Kabuki district locked down.

Gin: Doesn't matter.

Gin: There's only one thing for me to do.

Gen: You'll be fighting against your former friends.

Gen: They're the hardest foes you'll ever face.

Gen: That's the point of this trap.

Gen: You don't have a chance.

Gin: That would be the logical conclusion.

Gin: Unfortunately, we beasts and animals aren't very good at quantification.

Gin: Sadaharu, we're down to one person and one animal.

Gin: Is one plus one two?

Gin: Right.

Gin: We'll never be just two.

Gen: Can't quantify human emotion, eh?

Gen: Reckless, foolhardy, rash.

Gen: That's what you're about to do.

Gen: But it's possible that could be his weakness.

Gen: He was created to be perfect, so he can't understand an unpredictable

Gen: and unquantifiable fool like you, Sakata Gintoki.

Gen: I guess I forgot to give him the most

 important quality a leader needs.

Gen: I have to stop him.

Gin: Idiot plus two.

 You're on board now, old man.

Gen: Yeah, and I promise to bring another idiot with me.

Gen: So Gin-boy, don't let yourself become zero.

Gen: You're the only one who can stop Kintoki.

Tojo: Find him!

Tojo: We must punish the villain who injured our lady's friend!

Tojo: Curses, where is he hiding?!

Tojo: Could it be...?!

Costume,Caption: Costume Play

Tojo: I have no choice!

Tojo: I must search every single establishment!

Tojo: The rest of you go that way!

Tojo: I'm going in!

Kyu: Where do you think you're going?

Samurai,Caption: The Fast Samurai

Tojo: Lady! Do not stop me!

Tojo: It's time to take off!

Tojo: The flight attendants are waiting for me!

Kyu: And you call yourself a warrior?

Kyu: There are others around.

Kyu: Don't embarrass me.

Zura: I have witnessed the shame of the Yagyu!

Zura: Kyubei-dono, you're too late!

Zura: We've already checked the cosplay establishments!

Zura: I don't have a single leg hair left!

Zura: Attention please!

Tojo: Uh, you're the one who should be ashamed!

Zura: A true warrior would send his leg hair flying for a friend!

Tojo: Wait, why are you providing service?!

Zura: I'm using myself as bait to draw in the enemy!

Tojo: You won't get him!

Tojo: You'd only get a UMA that way!

A: Boss, we found someone!

Tojo: Wh-What?!

Tsu: Well? Interested in working in Yoshiwara?

Tojo: He landed someone!

Tojo: He landed someone completely unexpected!

Tojo: I'm in no position to criticize,

 but why are you people even here?!

Tsu: Sorry, I'm not familiar with the customs up here.

Mada: Found ya!

Mada: You little cutie, you!

 And then we... pan!

Tojo: What kind of dirty business are you trying to pull here?!

Tojo: Cut it out already!

Tojo: I'm supposed to be the one acting like an idiot,

: but I haven't gotten a chance!

Tojo: Say something, Lady!

Kyu: Sorry, it was my fault.

Tojo: Lady...

Tojo: Pull yourself together!

Tojo: What's wrong with everyone?

Otae: We're hesitating.

Tojo: Otae-dono...

Otae: We're not sure what to do.

Otae: Something feels off about Kin-san's request.

Otae: What Kin-san is saying doesn't match what we've seen.

Otae: He didn't look like someone who would hurt Tama-san.

Otae: Especially after he risked his own life

 to save Sarutobi-san, a complete stranger.

Tojo: Y-You don't trust Kintoki-dono?

Otae: I trust him.

Otae: But that's why we're confused.

Otae: We don't understand why Kin-san would ask us to do this.

Otae: Of course, we're happy that he trusts us.

Otae: But Kin-san...

Otae: The Sakata Kintoki I know wasn't so open.

Otae: He never said a word when there was trouble.

Otae: He would always sneak off by himself.

Otae: It didn't matter how many enemies there were.

Otae: He would show up with a smirk while picking his nose...

Tojo: U-Up there!

Gin: Yo, what's up?

Gin: Why are you looking at the sky?

Gin: Is there a solar eclipse?

A: How dare you show your face here?!

A: I'll only ask you once!

A: Were you the one who hurt Tama-dono?!

Gin: If that's what your golden god says,

 you're free to believe him.

Gin: I'm here to flick a booger at him.

B: Go! Grab him!

Gin: Sadaharu...

 You haven't forgotten our promise, right?

Gin: Don't look back, no matter what happens.

Gin: Just run forward.

Gin: You don't need to worry.

Gin: This is business as usual.

Gin: Let's go back home

Gin: where they are.

Zura: What?!

Zura: He's running straight through enemy lines?!

B: After him! Don't let him get away!

Zura: Wait! Don't hurt Sadaharu-kun!

Zura: Furry paws can do no evil! Aim for the guy!

B: B-But he's bouncing around like he's at the rodeo!

B: It's hard to get a read on him!

Gin: Don't look back, no matter what happens.

Gin: Just run forward.

Gin: Let's go back home

Gin: where they are.

Tsu: That was an obvious decoy.

Tsu: Did you really think we would fall for that?

Gin: I'm the decoy.

Gin: And as expected, I landed the big fish.

Tsu: Drop your sword.

Tsu: Come with me and—

Gin: Sure.

Gin: I dropped my sword.

Gin: Is it my turn to make a request then?

Gin: Can you move out of the way?

Gin: Once it's all over, you can drag me to hell or the bedroom.

Tsu: Wh-What? Do you take me for a fool?

A: Boss!

Tsu: Wait!

Sa: Don't move!

Sa: Don't touch him.

Sa: He's my target.

Tsu: I told you to stay out of this, Sarutobi.

Sa: You think I can't k*ll a man who saved my life?

Sa: Laughable.

 I won't let you hog all the glory

 and win points with Kin-san.

Sa: This job is too big for you.

Sa: I'll take his life after he saved mine.

Sa: That's the kind of dirty job I specialize in.

Tsu: Sarutobi...

Sa: Out of my way, Tsu-ki.

Sa: There's no reason for you to get your hands dirty.

Kyu: I understand that everyone is unsure.

Kyu: Should we trust Kintoki

 or trust what we've seen of this man?

Kyu: However, this job requires firm resolve.

 You should stand down!

Tsu: What's that?

Tsu: I found him first. I'll do this.

Sa: Get lost. I've got it covered.

Kyu: The two of you can't handle this.

Kyu: Let me take care of it.

Tsu: I can do this!

Sa: I've got this!

Kyu: I'll k*ll him!

Tsu: I will!

Sa: No, me!

Kyu: I got this!

Tsu: I do!

Sa: No, me!

Kyu: Me!

Tsu: No, me!

 Me!

 No, me!

 Me!

Sa: Blah!

Sa: You've got me all mixed up now!

Gin: Um, you're being very considerate of each other,

Gin: but you're not being considerate of me at all.

Kyu: Okay, we'll all take turns sticking our blades in this barrel.

Kyu: The person who lands the final blow gets credit.

Gin: That'd be a lynching!

Gin: Heh, I guess I wouldn't mind having

 three beauties around when I die.

Gin: But you don't need to feel guilty about my death.

Gin: Why don't you all wear blindfolds and pretend you're trying to

 smash a watermelon when you aim for me?

Gin: This way, you won't know who was the k*ller, so there's no guilt.

Sa: Why are you still trying to help us?

Gin: Don't worry about it.

Gin: Well, hold on while I bury myself.

Tsu: Wait!

All: I don't think so!

Tsu: After him!

Tsu: Don't let him get away!

Tsu: Now!

Tsu: f*re!

A: Boss!

Gin: Upsie-daisy.

A: Boss! Boss! Are you okay?

Tsu: W-Wait!

Tsu: What do you think you're doing?

Gin: No idea what you mean.

Gin: See ya.

Gin: Sorry to keep you waiting.

Tsu: Wait!

Tsu: Stop!

Tsu: Are you...

C: Got him!

C: Now, guys!

C: I got him!

: Bastards!

NoteA,Caption: Looking for a rally partner.Smash h*t to your heart.

NoteB,Caption: Wanna get sweaty together?

Tojo: Lady!

Kyu: Crap!

Tojo: Lady!

Gin: There's nothing wrong.

Gin: I just see a girl's pretty hand.

Sa: This must be Gin-san's underwear!

Sa: This must be Gin-san's swimsuit!

Sa: Wait a second...

Sa: Didn't you hear me tell you to wait?

Sa: What are you trying to do?

Sa: Who are you fighting?

Tsu: You can barely hold a sword, so why...

Kyu: It almost seems that you aren't fighting us,

 but protecting us.

Gin: Looks like...

Gin: I underestimated this town.

Gin: We got a whole crowd out in forceto avenge one person.

Gin: Look at me now.

Gin: But I have to admit that I feel pretty good.

Gin: This town is a good place.

Sa: Step away.

Sa: I'm going to k*ll this man.

Tsu: You should listen to me.

Tsu: I'll do this.

Kyu: Why won't either of you back away?

Kyu: Please... Go away...

Sa: Not when you have that look on your face...

A: Lady...

B: Boss...

Kin: What's this?

Kin: Making women cry?

Kin: You're a real piece of work.

Kin: But don't worry.

Kin: I'm here to wipe your ass.

Kin: It's time to settle up.

Kin: Pay attention, guys.

Kin: This is the last moment of the Kabuki district's enemy.

Kin: You're finished,

Kin: Gintoki.

Tsu: Don't take another step.

Kin: What's this about?

Tsu: You girls are too stubborn for me.

Tsu: I'm not going to try to stop you.

Tsu: Instead...

Sa: I won't try to stop you either

Sa: since we're thinking the same thing.

Kyu: My memories are a jumble right now,

 so I can't know if I should trust gold or silver.

Kyu: So instead, I choose to trust...

Kyu: ...the tears of a friend.

Continued,Caption: To be continued...

Next Ep Title,Caption: The Meaning of a Main Character

Kin: Next time, on the last episode of Kintama:

Kin: The Meaning of a Main Character.
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