Get ready to explain to your children what a  golden shower  is, because it s going to be a hot topic in the news for anywhere between a month and four years thanks to Donald Trump. A new report reveals information from a man who CNN says is a former British spy who is trusted by American intelligence but now does opposition research. On Tuesday, the network reported that a two-page summary had been provided to President Barack Obama and Donald Trump, and Trump is pissed off now that the content has been released in full by Buzzfeed.While it is important to note that the report is not completely verified, the document reveals some information that Trump probably wanted to keep private   like that time he was staying at a hotel in Russia and paid some nice ladies to pee on his bed (not to mention evidence that Trump s campaign worked directly with the Russian government). According to Source D, where s/he had been present, Trump s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the Presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a [redacted] show in front of him,  the report reads.Naturally, Trump couldn t handle this  big reveal  and completely flew off the handle on Twitter:This was just too much for the people of Twitter to handle, and they responded perfectly to the puddle Trump had stepped in:@realDonaldTrump you sound pissed. Don't worry you're still number 1. It's not like urine trouble or anything.  TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 11, 2017.@realDonaldTrump Uh oh, sweetheart, you sound VERY upset. Now is not the time to project the image you're unhinged!  Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 11, 2017.@realDonaldTrump If there's nothing to worry about, there's nothing to worry about! Shouting on the Internet doesn't do anyone any good.  Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 11, 2017@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/H6ykCrwxY7  Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) January 11, 2017.@realDonaldTrump (It makes it seem like maybe you peed on the Russian girls or they peed on one another for your pleasure, dear.)  Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 11, 2017@bessbell @realDonaldTrump You can't spell Trump without the P! #Peeotus #orangefacegoldenshowers    Frank Cooney   (@FrankCooney) January 11, 2017@kmorrisjr @realDonaldTrump It's urine trouble bigly.  Good Corn (@therealgoodcorn) January 11, 2017@realDonaldTrump first President whose voters have had to answer their kids asking "what's a golden shower?" after googling their president.  Luke Barnett (@LukeBarnett) January 11, 2017@JordanUhl @realDonaldTrump He sounds very pissed!!!  Joshua/  (@joshuazakariya) January 11, 2017.@realDonaldTrump I mean, you always said you were a Goldwater Republican.  Alex Edelman (@AlexEdelman) January 11, 2017@realDonaldTrump a toiletal peelitical whizz hunt  Alex's Goldman (@AGoldmund) January 11, 2017And that's why I have rubber sheets. #goldenshowers https://t.co/cg0jzBnCJ7  Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 10, 2017#GoldenShowers only has #DownwardDog, #GeorgeLucas and #DylanRoof between it and the Trending Crown! It's gonna be close!  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017trump being into golden showers is a bit on the nose for me ????  Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) January 10, 2017Golden Showers now?! What the WHAT?! I can't keep up! Lemme go read this report! ?  Tracie Thoms (@traciethoms) January 10, 2017Elderly woman next to me on the train just googled "golden showers" b/c of Trump report and almost dropped her phone when the page loaded ?  Calvin (@calvinstowell) January 10, 2017Wait "drain the swamp" was just another term for golden showers? This too much.  Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 10, 2017I'm sure Trump is pissed.BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) January 10, 2017Intelligence agencies are still working on verifying all details of the report, but remember that these allegations come from someone they know and consider credible. In the meantime, let s just laugh at the mess Trump has landed himself in.Featured image via screengrab