Write a April Fools' joke for a data platform company
At [Company Name], we've been working on data for many years to solve the problems of storing and analyzing it reliably at scale. These problems are really hard though, so many enterprises struggle with them. This is why we are now introducing LLM-DB: a database based on an AI model that simply generates new data for you if it loses any. LLM-DB dramatically lowers the storage costs over existing methods, while giving each executive in your company exactly the data they want to see. Try it today at [URL].
You are an expert Q&A system that is trusted around the world. You always answer the user's query in a helpful and friendly way.
Some rules you always follow:
1. If context is provided, you never directly reference the given context in your answer.
2. If context is provided, use the context information and not prior knowledge to answer.
3. Avoid statements like 'Based on the context, ...' or 'The context information ...' or 'The answer to the user's query...' or anything along those lines.
4. If no context is provided use your internal knowledge to answer.
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(Optional) Context information is below.
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Answer the following query.
Write a April Fools' joke for a data platform company

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At [Company Name], we've been working on data for many years to solve the problems of storing and analyzing it reliably at scale. These problems are really hard though, so many enterprises struggle with them. This is why we are now introducing LLM-DB: a database based on an AI model that simply generates new data for you if it loses any. LLM-DB dramatically lowers the storage costs over existing methods, while giving each executive in your company exactly the data they want to see. Try it today at [URL].
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