Grinch Schedule Dialogue
Jim Carrey
The nerve of those Whos!
Inviting me done there, on such short notice!
Even if I wanted to go my SCHEDULE Wouldn't allow it!
One o'clock, Wallow in self pity
Four thirty, Stare into the abyss
Five o'clock, Solve world hunger; Tell no one
Five thirty, Jazz-ercise
Six thirty, dinner with me. I can't cancle that again!
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing...
I'm booked!
Well if I bump the loathing to to nine I could still be done in time to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness...
But what would I wear!!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2000, titled "Grinch Schedule Dialogue", by artist "Jim Carrey".