I Got No iPhone
Parry Gripp
[Chorus]
I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone
I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

[Verse]
Like a boat cap-sizin'
No hope on the horizon
Got a two-year contract
And I'm stuck on Verizon!

[Refrain]
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone (I hate my life and I wanna die)
I got no iPhone (It's 2009, people, and everybody should have an iPhone!)
I ain't got no iPhone (My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide)
I got no iPhone
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2009, titled "I Got No iPhone", by artist "Parry Gripp".