The Song Of The Cebú
VeggieTales
[Intro: Narrator]
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber
Presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu!

[Larry the Cucumber]
*begins his Cebu slideshow, with Junior Asparagus and Jimmy and Jerry Gourd as his audience*
Cebu!
This is a song about a boy
A song about a little boy and his cebus
A song about a little boy and his three cebus
The little boy who had a sick cebu
A sad cebu
And a mute cebu
And also a hippo
*Larry keeps sliding through, but his Cebu slideshow got mixed with his vacation photos*
Um...um...
This is me at the airport
This is my Aunt Ruth
This is me at a bullfight
This is me fighting a bull
[Jimmy & Jerry Gourd and Junior Asparagus]
Oohhh!

[Larry]
This is me and the bull

[Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Ahhh!

[Larry]
This is me and the bull and...
I think that's the bull's cousin
He's a cebu!

*suddenly, Archibald Asparagus runs in, interrupting*

[Archibald Asparagus]
Hold it!
You call this a multimedia event?
This is a slide projector a-and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

[Larry]
It's kinda like a cow
*Larry shows a slide of a cebu and a cow next to each other, demonstrating their similarities*
See?
[Archibald]
Y-yes
Well, very good
This could be interesting
Carry on!

[Larry]
Cebu!
Sing it with me!
Cebu!

[Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Cebu!

*now the song begins in earnest*
[Verse 1: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Boy is riding with cebu
Boy is riding with cebu
Into town in his canoe
Into town in his canoe
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo moo moo!
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo moo moo!
[Verse 2: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Can't see boy and three cebu
Can't see boy and three cebu
Sad cebu is rowing and crying
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo!
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo!

[Bridge: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior, All]
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Achoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo
Cebu!

[Verse 3: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Tries to tell the other two
Tries to tell the other two
Mute cebu is waving and grunting
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

*sudddenly, the slides run out*
[Larry]
Uh-oh

*then an annoyed Archie comes right back*
[Archibald]
Wait!
What happens next?

[Larry]
Umm...

[Archibald]
Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?
Is the boy injured?
Why is the sad cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood o-or aluminum?

[Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
*sees more vacation photos*
Oh look!
There's me and Bob at Sea World!
Oh, wow
Oooohhhhhhh!
Forgot about that one
There's me and that bull again

[Archibald]
You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you
This is quite disappointing!
I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this

[Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
Oh look, a cebu!
Cebu!
No, wait ... that's a water buffalo

[Verse 4: Jimmy, Jerry & Junior]
No more song about cebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye-bye moo moo
Bye-bye moo moo
Bye-bye moo moo
Bye-bye moo moo moo moo!

[Outro: Jimmy & Jerry]
I want my money back!
Yeah, that'd be...that'd be good
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2004, titled "The Song Of The Cebú", by artist "VeggieTales".