The Ultimate Show
Man on the Internet
[Intro: Alex Beckham]
And so I arrive!
Like news of a finger-snap wiping out half of Marvel upon an unsuspecting internet
I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions
The pleaser of crowds!
I am Dimentio!
Remember the name well

[Skit: Alex Beckham, Uprising Attorney & Juno Songs]
But... We're finally together again...
Ahahahahaha....
Silly assistant!
Absorbing my attack to protect him?
What an adorably hopeless gesture
I was about to give him the everlasting peace he so desperately wants!
Dimentio? You're alive?
Ahahahahahaha!
Of course, this is my moment!
Even if the Count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it!
But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him
I couldn't do that on my own
So I had you do all the sweaty labor for me
And you even used your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck!
If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one
What are you saying?
I'm saying that you no loner have value to me, so I'm ending your games
They're all yours, Mr. L!
I am Mr. L!
Master Dimentio, what is your bidding?
When I sent Luigi here, I planted a seed in the fertile soil of his unconscious
And now that seed has sprouted spectacularly!
Mr. L, run along now and get ready for your big entrance
Now, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!
Green!
The Dark Prognosticus says he's the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart
And now I'm going to add my own power to this spicy little concoction!
Now the Chaos Heart is mine!
I will use this to destroy all worlds
And create perfect new ones!
So shall we get started?
Now I have all I need
To become the king of all worlds!

[Verse 1: Alex Beckham]
Up and down on this merry-go-round
Destinations you'll never know
Now we find it's the end of the line
Here we go, it's the Ultimate Show

We perform, we rewrite the norm
And sing a song of nothing
From the void, the circus horns
Proclaim the power rushing

[Refrain: Alex Beckham]
Onward we go
To the Ultimate Show
The show goes on for the weak and strong
And a perfect world is within my grasp
Now I have the last laugh!

[Bridge: Alex Beckham]
You lit the fire
Now watch it burn
Now you will learn
[Chorus: Alex Beckham]
Now you face the end of days
Take a bow as the curtains go down
Up and down on this merry-go-round
My time is now! My time is now!

Bold to assume that I won't have the last laugh
Hahahahaha!

[Verse 2: Alex Beckham]
Up and down on this merry-go-round
Worlds on an empty page I will write
Now we find it's the end of the line
Tuck your world in and kiss it good night

We perform, we rewrite the norm
The Chaos Heartbeat booming
From the void, the circus horns
Proclaim the power consuming

[Refrain: Alex Beckham]
Onward we go
To the Ultimate Show
The show goes on for the weak and strong
And a perfect world is within my grasp
Now I have the last laugh!
[Bridge: Alex Beckham]
Within the chaos
Dark matter bends
Your game will end

[Chorus: Alex Beckham]
Now you face the end of days
Take a bow as the curtains go down
Up and down on this merry-go-round
My time is now! My time is now!

Bold to assume that I won't have the last laugh
Hahahahaha!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2019, titled "The Ultimate Show", by artist "Man on the Internet".