Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
The Dandy Warhols
[Verse 1]
I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Aaaah

[Verse 2]
So passe, nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaaaaaah
[Instrumental bridge]

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Hey hey hey hey heyyy, heyyy, heyyyyy
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1997, titled "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth", by artist "The Dandy Warhols".