Doctor Worm
They Might Be Giants
[Verse 1]
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor, but I

[Chorus]
Am a real worm, I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

[Verse 2]
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good, but I can
Handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can

[Chorus]
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell

[Verse 3]
When I get into it, I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will play the solo
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Someday, somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name they will

[Interlude]
Call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor, but I

[Chorus]
Am a real worm, I am an actual worm
I live like a worm and

[Verse 2]
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good, but I can
Handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can

[Chorus]
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Worm
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1998, titled "Doctor Worm", by artist "They Might Be Giants".