With My Load
Joe Weller
[Intro]
Yo, sometimes things are just plain wrong
And you've got to sort them out

[Verse 1]
Makin' my way downtown
When I saw some kid that wanted to be Justin Bieber
Then he said to me, clearly thinkin' that I was weaker
"You're a dork, mate, you're a loser, Imma get ya, Imma use ya"
For sure, I was scared, but I wasn't gonna take this, so I said...

[Pre-Hook]
Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there, like you're muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

[Hook]
I'll shoot you with my load
I'll get it right in your face
And if you would like some more
Just tell us a time and place
[Verse 2]
Next that day when I had some mega difficult exam
I was strugglin' when I saw some random geezer raise a hand
"I need some more paper, cause I just used all mine up"
This waste man clearly thinks, he's better than us

[Pre-Hook + Hook]

[Verse 3]
After school when I went to get food with my girl
We went to a really nice place
Cause I know that she's my world, but
When we got the food, I saw she was given
Six more fries then me
It's clear this kid is tryna steal my girl

[Pre-Hook + Hook]

[Verse 4]
That very day was my young brothers birthday
So he got some presents...

[Pre-Hook]

[Verse 5]
Lemme tell you now that so many people think they're on top of ya, mate
All I wanna say is, don't ever take this, "no, thanks, mate"
Outta nowhere, Bieber, lookin' a bit too happy
Then he tried to swing, but I swung out the way
Draco Malfoy saved the day
[Pre-Hook + Hook]
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2014, titled "With My Load", by artist "Joe Weller".