Mayonnaise and Marmalade
NRBQ
You showed me everything
Oh, you took me by the hand
Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs
And castles by the sand
You gave me the courage
To spread my newborn wings
Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade
And other spreadable things
So I guess you are my hero
And there's something you should know
I want to make it clear
So I'm going to sing it slow
If you weren't a man
And my father, too
I'd buy you a diamond ring
And then I'd marry you
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1999, titled "Mayonnaise and Marmalade", by artist "NRBQ".