Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Frasier Theme Song
Kelsey Grammer
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
They're callin' again.

(The following are alternate endings)

They're callin' again
Good night, Seattle, we love you
What is a boy to do. Good night
Frasier has left the building
Thank You!
Scambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody
See you next year, we love ya
Write the lyrics for a misc song made in 2000, titled "Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Frasier Theme Song", by artist "Kelsey Grammer".