Our Doors Are Open
Team StarKid
[SHOPPERS]
Doo-wap
Ba-ba-doo-wap
Ba-ba-doo
Ba-da-ba-da-doo-wap (continues throughout)

[FRANK PRICELY]
Welcome to Toy Zone
It's world-renowned
The palace for all of your undergrown
It's a pageant for the gallant
And parents who are slightly unbalanced
We're slashing prices
'Cause you've got vices
That come in a variety of sizes
You see a deal
I see a meal
But only one of us is getting a steal

Did you know if you spend money
Your kids will love you, maybe
We're slashing prices
It's brutality
Makes me question my morality
Cause our doors are open
To the public
Don't you want it?
For us capitalists, we are honest
Come for the scope and grandeur
When our doors burst open
Trampling is part of the allure
Yes, our doors are open to you

You could've shopped any day
But you chose today
It's no wonder
Here's your number
Know your place in line

[MAN IN A HURRY]
I'll pay to move up

[FRANK]
I'll never skim off the top
It's also advisable
That we're not liable
For anyone who dies

[SHOPPERS]
We'll gladly give you money

[FRANK]
I'll gladly take your money now
[SHOPPERS]
I want the doll with the tummy

[FRANK]
Oh, don't we all
And here is how you get
The very thing you want

The highest of holidays
Comes but once a year
I'm not talking about the fat man and his reindeer
It's the crème brûlée
Following the turkey day

[LEX]
Which requires a bottle of pepper spray

[FRANK]
Did you know: you'll spend money
400 on average, quite seriously
It's a factoid, you can't escape, boy
Remember all your cheques are null and void
When our doors are open
Your republic is on the market
Your net worth is in my back pockets
And it weighs my pants down
As our doors first open
I'm your annual entrepreneur
Yes, our doors are open
Oh, our doors are open
Oh, our doors are open
[FRANK & LEX]
Give us your fucking money
Give us your fucking cash
Give us your fucking money
It's where it's at

Oh, I, I, I, like to touch, touch, touch
My money

[SHOPPERS]
Did you know, if you spend money
Your kids will love you, maybe
They're slashing prices

[FRANK]
It's insanity!

[SHOPPERS]
Do we have any morality?
When the doors are open

[FRANK (spoken)]
Thank you very much for your generosity
Your donations are gladly accepted
Good morning!

[SHOPPERS]
Yeah!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2020, titled "Our Doors Are Open", by artist "Team StarKid".