Candy Quahog Marshmallow
Family Guy
Quagmire

Quagmire

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance

So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance

Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

In our booty pants

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Everything in this land is complete nonsense

Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Come home where you belong

Quahog is your home

Quagmire

Who wants to live in Korea?

Come home

Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Go home

So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home...

...boy

Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs

Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong

Not here!

Only in the U-S-A, Eh

Come on home today

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Confusing dance break

[Interlude]

Random names of snacks now

Candy

Quahog

Marshmallow!

Candy Quahog Marshmallow!

You only belong in Quahog
Come home

You really love pussy

They eat dogs

So buddy, please run and don't jog and...

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home...

...boy

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

[Reprise]

Who wants to live in Korea?

Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Candy

Quahog

Marshmallow!

Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "Candy Quahog Marshmallow", by artist "Family Guy".