Howdon Aldi Death Queue
Sam Fender
[Screamed]
Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Get me off this party bus
I'm off to kill 'ya Nan, whey!

[Verse 1]
I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for twelve weeks
Or twelve weeks or summat
I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
And I wanna die

[Chorus]
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
[Verse 2]
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
I said woah woah woah woah
That's less than two fucking metres

[Chorus]
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

[Outro]
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres (two metres)
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 2021, titled "Howdon Aldi Death Queue", by artist "Sam Fender".