Do This Thing
Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls
[KEVIN, spoken]
Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided

[KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER, spoken]
What!

[CADY]
I can do this
Always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

[MS. NORBURY]
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Let's do this thing

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN TYLER]
Let's do this thing!
[KEVIN]
You're gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school's a four year social curse
But math's the foundation of the...

[KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
Universe!

[KEVIN]
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's…

[KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
Beep!
Do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
Do, this thing
Do, this thing

[CADY]
I'm no plastic
[KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
No

[CADY]
I'm no bitch

[KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
No!

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
I’m a lean, mean math machine
On a mission!

[CADY]
I lost what I lost
Got to start brand new

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew!
Gotta kick off the dust

[CADY]
I got schquillz to bring

KEVIN, [MARWAN & TYLER]
Schquillz!
[CADY]
Let's do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
Let's do this thing!

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one
Please solve for...

[KEVIN]
X equals two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
The rate is two pi

[TYLER]
X is greater than the value of Y

[MARWAN]
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote is at Y equals three

[MARYMOUNT #2]
Function X equals MX plus C

[KEVIN]
The derivative of F at argument Z

[MARYMOUNT #3]
Negative four

[CADY]
Negative two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
The slope is zero

[CAROLINE KRAFFT]
The answer is true!

[MARYMOUNT #3]
One point of inflection

[KEVIN]
Twenty-nine!

[CADY]
Four is the slope of the tangent line!

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
We have a tie. We move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select?

[MARYMOUNT #1, spoken]
We pick the girl

[KEVIN, spoken]
We pick the girl too

[CADY, spoken]
Nice to meet you

[CAROLINE KRAFFT, spoken]
You’re going down, slut

[CADY, spoken]
What? No!

(sung)
If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scared, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Our new state champions: the North Shore Mathletes!

[KEVIN, spoken]
Aw yeah, you like that Marymount?!

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
'Cause don't it feel good
To have gotten this far?
It's not something you did
Not the girl you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just saying
"Just do your thing"

[AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
All you can solve is the problem in front of you

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Do your thing

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & TYLER]
Living for me, not living for none of you
Do. Your. Thing!
Do your thing
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2018, titled "Do This Thing", by artist "Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls".