Sweet Transvestite
Richard O'Brien
[DR. FRANK N. FURTER]
How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
[BRAD MAJORS, spoken]
I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry

[JANET WEISS, spoken]
Right

[BRAD MAJORS, spoken]
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry

[DR. FRANK N. FURTER]
Well you got caught with a flat? Well, how 'bout that
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (night) Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it, hey!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1975, titled "Sweet Transvestite", by artist "Richard O'Brien".