Blame Canada
South Park
[SHEILA]
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!

[SHARON]
Should we blame the government?

[LIANE]
Or blame society?

[FATHERS]
Or should we blame the images on TV?

[SHEILA]
No! Blame Canada

[ADULTS]
Blame Canada

[SHEILA]
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
[ADULTS]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

[SHEILA]
We need to form a full assault

[ADULTS]
It's Canada's fault!

[SHARON]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

[LIANE]
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

[SHEILA]
Well, blame Canada

[ADULTS]
Blame Canada

[SHEILA]
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
[ADULTS]
Blame Canada,
Blame Canada

[RANDY MARSH]
They're not even a real country, anyway

[MS. MCCORMICK]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

[ADULTS]
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

[SHEILA, spoken]
Heck no!

[ADULTS]
Blame Canada
Blame Canada

[SHEILA]
With all their hockey hullabaloo
[LIANE]
And that bitch Anne Murray, too

[ADULTS]
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada

For... the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
Write the lyrics for a misc song made in 1999, titled "Blame Canada", by artist "South Park".