Show Off
Original Broadway Cast of The Drowsy Chaperone
[JANET]
I don't wanna show off no more
I don't wanna sing tunes no more
I don't wanna ride moons no more
I don't wanna show off

I don't wanna wear this no more
Play the saucy swiss miss no more
Blow my signature *kiss* no more
I don't wanna show off

Don't try to control me
I've made up my mind
And that's it
I quit
I'm leaving it all behind

I don't wanna be cute no more
Make the gentleman hoot no more
I don't wanna wear fruit no more
I don't wanna show off
[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off no more

[JANET, spoken]
Not me!

[REPORTERS]
Read her name in the news no more

[JANET, spoken]
Page three!

[REPORTERS]
Get the glowing reviews no more

[JANET, spoken]
Aw, gee

(sung)
I don't wanna show off

[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off

[JANET]
I don't wanna show off
[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off no more
Off no more

[JANET, spoken]
Not me! Weeee!

[Dance break.]

[JANET]
I don't wanna show off

[REPORTERS]
Ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh
She don't wanna show off, show off
Don't wanna show off no more[JANET]
Please no more attention
I've counted to ten
And I'm through

Adieu!

You'll never see this!
You'll never see this!
Never see this!
Never see that!
Never see these again![REPORTERS]
Ah-ah
Ah-ah

Farewell!

Been swell![JANET]
I don't wanna change keys no more
I don't wanna strip tease no more
I don't wanna say "cheese" no more
I don't care if you scoff

I don't wanna be cheered no more
Praised no more
Grabbed no more
Touched no more
Loved no more
I don't wanna show off

[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off

[JANET]
I don't wanna show off

[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off

[JANET]
I don't wanna show off

[REPORTERS]
She don't wanna show off

[JANET]
I don't wanna show off
No more

[GANGSTER #1, spoken]
Mr. Feldzieg, it is painfully obvious that Miss Van De Graaff has no desire to continue a life on the stage.

[FELDZIEG, spoken]
Don't worry boys, this isn't over yet.

[KITTY, spoken]
Yeah. I'm surprised she didn't do an encore.

[JANET]
I don't want an encore no more
Keep 'em shoutin' for more no more
Disappear through the floor no more
I don't wanna show off
Write the lyrics for a misc song made in 2006, titled "Show Off", by artist "Original Broadway Cast of The Drowsy Chaperone".