Lazy Scranton
The Office (USA)
Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon
Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’

Yo Mike our town is dope and pretty
So check out how we live in the Electric City!

They call it Scranton (What?)
The Electric City
Scranton (What?)
The Electric City

Lazy Scranton, the Electric City
They call it that ‘cause of the electricity

The city’s laid out from east to west
And our public parks and libraries are truly the best

Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider
But check that it’s covered by your health care provider!

Are you hungry? Well quit your whining
The new downtown has five-star dining
You lack coal mines and you wanna see ‘em
Well check it out yo, the Anthracite Museum!

The dope thing to do, that’s several and countin’
The illest place to go is Montage Mountain

Plenty of space in the parking lot
But the little cars go in the compact spot!
(spot, spot, spot, spot...)

Snack attack time, don’t lose your head
We like Cugino’s for the tasty bread

They call it Scranton (What?)
The Electric City
Scranton (What?)
The Electric City
Scranton (What?)
The Electric City
Scranton (What?)
The Electric City
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2006, titled "Lazy Scranton", by artist "The Office (USA)".