March of the Falsettos
2016 Broadway Cast of Falsettos
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, and MENDEL]
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Whee!
Who is
Man enough to march to
March of the Falsettos?

[WHIZZER]
C'mere

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, and MENDEL]
One foot
Following the other
Teach it to your brother
Make him
March
March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Oops!

March a little bit
March a little bit
March a little bit
On

Four men, swaying in
Phosphorescence
Keep replaying their
Adolescence

Four men marching
But never mincing
Four men marching
Is so convincing
It's a goddamn surety
We're lacking in maturity

[MARVIN]
March

[MENDEL]
March

[JASON]
March
[WHIZZER]
March

[MENDEL]
Marvin's always wary

[MARVIN]
March

[MENDEL]
March

[JASON]
March

[WHIZZER]
March

[JASON]
Does this mean that I'm a fairy?

[MARVIN]
March

[MENDEL]
March
[JASON]
March

[WHIZZER]
March

[MENDEL]
What a stupid theory!

[MARVIN]
March

[MENDEL]
March

[JASON]
March

[WHIZZER]
March
Whizzer says it doesn't, dearie
Don't be scared
Don't get tight
Asses bared
My delight
Shared

[JASON]
With

[MARVIN]
Four

[WHIZZER]
Young

[MENDEL]
Men

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, and MENDEL]
Alone in the night
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos

Who is
Man enough to march to
March of the Falsettos?
Hi

One foot
Following the other!
Practice it on one another
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Marching home!
Uh-oh!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "March of the Falsettos", by artist "2016 Broadway Cast of Falsettos".