Jolly Holiday
Dick Van Dyke
[BERT]
Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly

[MARY, spoken]
Now, Bert. None of your larking about

[BERT]
Have you ever seen the grass
So green, or a bluer sky?

Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light! (You haven't changed a bit, have you?)
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright! (Oh, honestly!)
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like
A big brass band! (*laughs* You 'are' lightheaded.)
It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
[RAM]
Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

[LAMBS]
Mary makes your 'eart so light!

[HORSE]
When the day is gray and ordinary

[COW]
Mary makes the sun shine bright!

[GEESE]
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er

[PIG]
The daffodils are smilin' at the doves
*oink,oink*

[BERT & FARM ANIMALS]
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like
A big brass band!
It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
[MARY]
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few

[BERT, spoken]
A vanishing breed, that's me!

[MARY]
Although you're just a diamond
In the rough, Bert
Underneath your blood is blue!

[BERT, spoken]
Common knowledge

[MARY]
You'd never think of pressing
Your advantage
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed

[BERT, spoken]
True

[MARY]
A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!
[BERT, spoken]
It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave
Ways that are winning
And Prudence and Gwendolyn
Set your 'eart spinning
Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming

[PENGUINS, spoken]
Janice, Felicia, Lydia

[BERT, spoken]
Charming
Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet
Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat

[PENGUINS, spoken]
Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane

[BERT, spoken]
Convivial company, time and again
Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts
I'll agree are three jolly good sports
But cream of the crop, tip of the top

[BERT & PENGUINS]
Is Mary Poppins, and there we stop!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1964, titled "Jolly Holiday", by artist "Dick Van Dyke".