I Ship It — An Icona Pop Parody
Not literally
Spoken:
A horrible thing that we started doing now
We see two characters that totally don’t go together, and we're like
Ohhhh I totally ship it!

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic
Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair
In canon, they have never met—
I don't care
I ship it
I don't care

I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more
If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare
Twincest can’t really be that bad—
I don't care
I ship it
I don't care
You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!
I ship it!
I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay, but yeah I really doubt that
This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear
Don’t tell me I need to calm down—

I don't care
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
I don't care

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!
I don't care
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
I ship it
I don't care
I ship it
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2013, titled "I Ship It — An Icona Pop Parody", by artist "Not literally".