Jurassic Park
"Weird Al" Yankovic
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my "Chaos Theory"
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh noooo!

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disembowled always makes me kinda mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T-rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things will harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh nooo!
**Tortured screams**

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!
Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1993, titled "Jurassic Park", by artist ""Weird Al" Yankovic".