Issa Lesson Issa Parody
Azerrz
[Intro: Principal Pascaccelli + 21 Savage + Kids + (Alex)]
Good morning class. As you all know your teacher Mr. Filmore couldn't make it in today so we have a new substitute, Mr. Savage. Everyone say "Hi"
Hi, Mr. Savage
Alex, would you please stop drawing superheroes, thank you
(Uh, sorry principal Pascaccelli...huh not)
And I'll be seeing you after class, mister
Lemme teach the kids
Oh, well that's great. Mr. Savage is eager to teach you guys. A professional at work. If you don't mind, Start. I'll facilitate you. And remember we're teaching them the basics of.. 21, 21 (o-okay..)

[Verse 1: 21 Savage]
Issa bird, issa plane
Issa boat, issa train
Pay attention up in class
I don't wanna hear no sass
Better grab a hall pass
If you gotta use the bath  -room
This ain't nothing like the trap (Naw)
I gotta set down all the rules (21)
No texting, I ain't a fool (21)
No gum, I hear when you chew
Use a pen and take some notes (woah)
Copy down what I just wrote
Issa booger on the table, please somebody pick it up, before I choke
[Interlude 1: Principal Pascaccelli + 21 Savage]
Uhh somebody.. p-please get that booger. Uh.. Mr. Savage, thank you so much. Tha-tha-that, that w-was a great start but we gotta stay on the curriculum the kids are..they're learning about... Lemme teach the kids, man, I got this
Eh, uh-uh, oh.. issa lesson
Uh-uh, you got it, okay ...21... alright ...21... there you go..

[Verse 2: 21 Savage]
Issa pirate onna ship
Gotta cutlass by his hip
That thing can cut off someone's head with a whip
Watchem wipe up all the blood, while it drip (splash)
Watchem air out all the smoke like a clip (pew, pew, pew)
Watchem pull up onna village, they can strip

[Interlude 2: Principal Pascaccelli + 21 Savage]
Mr. Savage, Mr. Savage, if-if you had listened to me, you would know we're not teaching them about history. That's the wrong curriculum. We are currently teaching them about... Issa Lesson
I-I know it's a lesson, but, listen, this is the wrong lesson. It is just...

[Verse 3: 21 Savage + Principal Pascaccelli]
20 + 1 = 21
Yeah this is math, but I'll make it fun
One of y'all come up and take this chalk
And start writing Pi 'till I tell you stop
If you wrong
Imma take my five, Imma let it loose at cha laptop (pew, pew, pew)
I don't care if it was just bought
Boy I'll fling yo MacBook off the rooftop (21, 21)
Yeah I just set down all the rules
Mr. Savage run the school (No)
All the other teachers tools (Whuatt?!)
Tell yo friends about my class
Don't do that!
21 got the gass
Say he a boss like nass
Ya teacher never coming back
[Interlude 3: Principal Pascaccelli]
Calm down, kids. Mr. Filmore is definitely coming back to this classroom. Mr. 21, I have had enough of you teaching these kids the wrong curriculum. This is cooking class. And then you threaten to pull out your five and shoot their laptop. This is ludicrous, I've had it with you

[Verse 4: Principal Pascaccelli + 21 Savage]
(Principle)
God where did we find you
Just put all that silly violence behind you
The school told me 21 treats kids like Caillou
But now that you're here I'm like why'd I invite you
Sir  You  Better  Leave  (Now)
Someone bring back Steve!
I have one pet peeve
And that is being deceived!
Why yo pet named peeve?
It's just a figure of speech
What made you think you could teach?!
You look sillier than Screech
"Saved by the bell" You get it?
I think you wouldn't just forget it
Where ya goin where ya headed?
That's right you just got shredded
Woah, woah
What is that?!
Issa knife atcha back
Savage, I was just playin!
Nawh!
Get on yo knees and start prayin
[Interlude 4: Random Kid + Principal Pascaccelli]
Wait, Principal Pascaccelli, I think Mr. Savage really tought us something. Well, show me what you learned. Okay!

[Verse 5: Random Kid + 21 Savage +(Principal Pascaccelli)]
Issa bird (uh okay), issa plane (alright)
Nah that be Superman, he just be flyin' around like a saiyan (ih-uh-uh what?!)
He juh be goin' around and he savin' the city from Bane (You have learned nothing)
He juh be lifting up buildings and stuff while bang Lois Lane (That is inappropiate)
Hejuhbe beating alla tha bad guys, but not for the fame
Keepin' Metropolis safe
Superman not really Superman without his cape
But luckily that ain't the case
21 Bring out the bass
Savage mode, turn up the place
21, we want to play
Let us have recess all day
Do that and you're good to stay
Yah
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2017, titled "Issa Lesson Issa Parody", by artist "Azerrz".