12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas
Jarrod Alonge
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of skinny khakis

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two snapback hats and a pair of skinny khakis

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas [Guitar Solo]
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and my parents' understanding

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
They forgot the pepperoni
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a merch guy we named Fappy
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts, this isn't what I ordered
But seriously call Dominos, and tell them I want a refund
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and an unnecessary breakdown, blegh!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve broken hearts
Eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
"No, this is unacceptable, who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni's like the default topping. Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally!"
"Come on man, finish the song."
"Fine!"
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

Merry Christmas to each and every one of you!
Isn't it crazy Fearless let us do this?
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 2015, titled "12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas", by artist "Jarrod Alonge".