Cabinet Battle 3
Lin-Manuel Miranda
[WASHINGTON]
The issue on the table: a petition from a Quaker delegation in Philadelphia calling on Congress to end the African slave trade and abolish slavery, in all its forms. If this comes to a vote in Congress, what is the White House's position? Secretary Jefferson, you first. Tread lightly.​

[JEFFERSON]
The constitution clearly states
That the states have to wait
Until eighteen-oh-eight to debate

[HAMILTON]
Sir—

[JEFFERSON]
Wait!
That's the price we paid
For the southern states to participate
In our little independence escapade
We made concessions to the south to make them less afraid
You take away our property? Secession talk will escalate
But for a second, let us say that we can legislate
Unanimous emancipation. Freedom reigns, and yes, it's great.​
We cannot cure prejudice or righteous, desperate hate
So back to Africa or do they get a separate state?
It's a sin. It's growing like a cancer
But we can't address the question if we do not have an answer.​
[HAMILTON]
Is it my turn? Good.​
Plantation states are packed with promise makers
Do you realize the precious time these legislators wasted?
Institutionalizing slavery only multiplied our troubles
Wait till the 1800s, and their population doubles
You all know
This is the stain on our soul and democracy
A land of the free? No, it's not. It's hypocrisy
To subjugate, dehumanize a race, call 'em property
And say that we are powerless to stop it. Can you not foresee?
Sir, even you, you have hundreds of slaves
Whose descendants will curse our names when we're safe in our graves
How will the south find labor for its businesses?
How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?

[JEFFERSON]
How dare you.​

[HAMILTON]
Yet still, people follow like lemmings
All your hemming and hawing
While you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings

[WASHINGTON]
That's enough.​
[MADISON]
Hamilton, if we support emancipation
Every single slave owner will demand compensation
And as for slandering Jefferson with talk of mistresses.​
Do you really wanna—

[MADISON/JEFFERSON]
Do you really wanna have that conversation?

[HAMILTON]
No.​

[WASHINGTON]
I've heard enough, gentlemen. You can go.​
Slavery's too volatile an issue. We won't get through it.​

[MADISON]
Sir, we'll keep it off your desk.​

[WASHINGTON]
Good. Do it.​

("Room Where It Happens" reprise possibly.)
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2016, titled "Cabinet Battle 3", by artist "Lin-Manuel Miranda".