The Kittyman Sea Shanty
Trailer Park Boys
[Verse 1]
There once was a cat
With a hungry belly
The name of the cat
Was Whiskers Jelly

His throat was dry
And his bowl was bare
Meow, me furry cats, meow

[Chorus]
Soon may the kittyman come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We'll eat ’til our bellies are full

[Verse 2]
Well, Jelly got his boys
And they gathered 'round
They scattered seeds
From a sack they found
In hopes the seeds
They spread on the ground
Would bring small critters aboot

[Chorus]
Soon may the kittyman come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We'll eat ’til our bellies are full

[Verse 3]
Well, the gang was bored
And morale had dipped
'Til one of the seeds
Grew green catnip

They sniffed and they snacked
And they all got ripped
They all had a meow that night

[Chorus]
Soon may the kittyman come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We'll eat 'til our bellies are full
[Verse 4]
Well, their heads were hung
When the morn was nigh
The nip was strong
And they all got high

Their bellies were shrunk
And their bowls still dry
Oh, bring us some mice today

[Chorus]
Soon may the kittyman come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We'll eat 'til our bellies are full

[Outro]
[triumphant yelping]
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2021, titled "The Kittyman Sea Shanty", by artist "Trailer Park Boys".