American Ride
Toby Keith
[Verse 1]
Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer
Tidal wave coming 'cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel
Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols

[Chorus]
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

[Verse 2]
Momma gets her rocks off watching' Desperate Housewives
Daddy works his ass off paying' for the good life
Kids on the YouTube learning how to be cool
Living in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl
[Chorus]
That's us, That's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

[Verse 3]
Poor little infamous, America's town
She gained five pounds and lost her crown
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

[Verse 4]
Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can
If the shoe don't fit, fits gonna hit the shan

[Outro]
That's us, That's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride
Oh yeah
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Write the lyrics for a country song made in 2009, titled "American Ride", by artist "Toby Keith".