The Devil Glitch
Chris Butler
[Verse 1]
Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick
Winning by intimidation

[Verse 2]
Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt
It's the ultimate distraction

[Verse 3]
I poke button
I want action
Let's hear some gears and see some smoke
No dilly-dally
Move your heinie
This is the age of "go for broke"

[Screw It, There Are 500 Verses, I Don't Have Time For This]
Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass
If you don't mind humiliation
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe
Academic contemplation


So pathetic

No mechanic

No steady eye, no magic touch

No screwdriver

Ball-peen hammer

And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch



Not personal?

Yeah it's personal

What did I ever do to you?

No crap from

Contraptions
Just do what I tell you to do



Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom

Everybody loves a victim

Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke

Humor is greasy lubrication



Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books

Wealth is all about perception



Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint

Stoner free association


Broke down, lifeless

Junkyard worthless

No tweezer Jesus in the house

So desperate

So dependent

Pay any price to dope it out



I want genius

I wanna suss

The perfect kluge, the devil glitch

Oh, hosanna

Socket messiah

The only Jesus worth a shit



Sometimes you can fix something by just building a ramp

If you have that inclination



Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting around

Solutions come from relaxation



Sometimes you can fix something by just blowing it up

The world reacts to provocation



Sometimes you can fix something by just takin' it slow

Our culture loves procrastination



Sometimes you can fix something by just hurrying up

We worship instant solutions



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking away

Zen Buddhist inattention



Sometimes you can fix something with just a mistake

Don't get too hung-up on perfection



Sometimes you can fix something by just doing it right

Craftsmanship demands precision



Sometimes you can fix something with total control

Aim plan for global domination



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing along

Give 'em enough rope to hang 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by working like hell

That will not hurt your reputation



Sometimes you can fix something by not working too hard

Burn-out is a real problem



Sometimes you can fix something by just having faith

Sometimes miracles can happen



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying a prayer

Wait for divine intervention



Sometimes you can fix something by just trusting your luck

Roll them bones and see what happens



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a cheat

Mastermind the final outcome



Sometimes you can fix something by just being tough

You gotta learn to take rejection



Sometimes you can fix something by just being scared

Hereos never seem to live long



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a class

Learn new techniques, new information



Sometimes you can fix something by just building a wall

There's such a thing as too much freedom



Sometimes you can fix something by just tightening your belt

Learn to live within restrictions



Sometimes you can fix something by just busting loose

Don't let 'em squish your self-expression



Sometimes you can fix something by just shutting up

Let someone smarter do the talking



Sometimes you can fix something by just coming in last

But wait till next season



Sometimes you can fix something by just holding out

Wear away the opposition



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fool

Innocence trumps sophistication



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the law

When they try and pull a fast one



Sometimes you can fix something by just screening your calls

They're always trying to sell you something



Sometimes you can fix something by just washing your hands

Eliminate contamination



Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a mask

Sometimes it's best to keep 'em guessing



Sometimes you can fix something by just going to hell

Pave it with the best intentions



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling all

Exorcize your deepest demons



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying no

Take an intractable position



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying yes

If they can meet all your conditions



Sometimes you can fix something with just the right spin

Make 'em question what they're seeing



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your mind

There's nothing wrong with indecision



Sometimes you can fix something by just building a fort

Hunker down for the duration



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing sides

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting laid

Orgasm releases tension



Sometimes you can fix something by just jacking off

You can't get AIDS from masturbation



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting drunk

A cure for mental constipation



Sometimes you can fix something by just having one drink

Everything in moderation



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking the heat

Or get out of the kitchen



Sometimes you can fix something by just passing the buck

Blame it on another person



Sometimes you can fix something by just turning around

Try a mid-course correction



Sometimes you can fix something by just trying to cope

With patience, tact and stoicism



Sometimes you can fix something by just starting to cry

People can't take raw emotions



Sometimes you can fix something by running from your past

Join the French Foreign Legion



Sometimes you can fix something by just turning a knob

Volume is a weapon



Sometimes you can fix something by just toning it down

Too much too fast might overwhelm 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by just giving a gift

Mollify the opposition



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking it back

You don't wanna spoil them



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing dumb

Try to get off with a warning



Sometimes you can fix something by just being sharp

Stall with a brilliant explanation



Sometimes you can fix something by just going to church, come on

Maybe God will pay attention



Sometimes you can fix something by not going to church, come on

I've met too many evil Christians



Sometimes you can fix something by being against, against the establishment of the church

Antidisestablishmentarianism



Sometimes you can fix something by just suing the son of a bitch

Tie him up in litigation



Sometimes you can fix something by just going home

Maybe the answer's back in Cleveland



Sometimes you can fix something by hot-wiring the fuse

Though you may risk electrocution



Sometimes you can fix something with just a better glue

High coefficient of adhesion



Sometimes you can fix something by just paying 'em off

Then get on with what you're doing



Sometimes you can fix something by not being home

Avoid unwanted solicitations



Sometimes you can fix something by just having the stones

If you can't get no satisfaction



Sometimes you can fix something by just listening to The Who

Sing "my-my-my gen-gen-generation"



Sometimes you can't fix something by just playing pinball

Though Tommy's such a stupid album



Sometimes you can fix something by just speaking your mind

That right is in the constitution



Sometimes you can fix something by just biting your tongue

They say silence is golden



Sometimes you can fix something by just writing a book

Go on talk shows 'round the nation



Sometimes you can fix something by just reading a book

Turn off that goddamn television



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a snack

Hunger wrecks your concentration



Sometimes you can fix something by just wondering why

Ain't no harm in asking



Sometimes you can fix something by not wondering why

'Cause sometimes answers are a prison



Sometimes you can fix something by just buying the beer

Get to know your new companions



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a trip

The greatest place on Earth is Iceland



Sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels

Sometimes the thing to do is nothing



Sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels

Heat 'em up for better traction



Sometimes you can fix something by just oiling your wheels

A little grease reduces friction



Sometimes you can fix something by just trusting yourself

Listen to your intuition



Sometimes you can fix something with just a tin can

A West Virginia exhaust system



Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling that switch

Justice is served by execution



Sometimes you can fix something by just drawing the line

There is a limit to your patience



Sometimes you can fix something with just the right phrase

Come up with a catchy slogan



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing one word

That's how a thought becomes a poem



Sometimes you can fix something by just buying some time

Let things settle down some



Sometimes you can fix something by just being crude

Dirty jokes help male bonding



Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling some strings

Set things into motion



Sometimes you can fix something by just having the clout

The juice to get the job done



Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling rank

Declare an end to the discussion



Sometimes you can fix something by just giving 'em lip

There's power in sarcasm



Sometimes you can fix something by just showing respect

If they deserve it, give 'em some



Sometimes you can fix something by just flipping 'em the bird

Though that invites retaliation



Sometimes you can fix something with just a little paint

Cover up those imperfections



Sometimes you can fix something by throwing the baby out with the bathwater

A cliché's okay if it's a good one



Sometimes you can fix something with just a good excuse

Say you were kidnapped by martians



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a vote

Settle on a course of action



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a poll

But rig it with tricky questions



Sometimes you can fix something by just carrying a spare

Crucial gear often malfunctions



Sometimes you can fix something by just being vague

People will look for hidden meanings



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing some dirt

Blackmail's nasty but effective



Sometimes you can fix something by just standing firm

Achieve your objective



Sometimes you can fix something by just stepping back

See it from a new perspective



Sometimes you can fix something by just letting go

Don't be too over-protective



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth

Though that's totally subjective



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth

Honesty is such a rare thing



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth

Subject to verification



Sometimes you can fix something by not telling the truth

What they don't know won't 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by not knowing the truth

We all live with our delusions



Sometimes you can fix something by keeping the truth to yourself

Don't shatter people's illusions



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a pill

Then call me in the morning



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a roux

That's how I once saved thanksgiving



Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a bomb

Teach the bastards a lesson



Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a fit

Ventilate all your frustrations



Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat

Protein's a part of good nutrition



Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat

Vegetarians are boring



Sometimes you can fix something by not eating some meat

Cow farts are ruining the ozone



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a break

Just be ready when it happens



Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting still

Wait for that flash of inspiration



Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting real still

They call that "playing possum"



Sometimes you can fix something by going to the source

Some things get lost in the translation



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a link

That's called concatenation



Sometimes you can fix something by just being strange

Beyond all classification



Sometimes you can fix something by just branching out

If you can get good distribution



Sometimes you can fix something by just hitting control-s

Computers are always crashing



Sometimes you can fix something by just finding a mate

There's nothing like a good companion



Sometimes you can fix something by just being alone

Ya always seem to get more work done



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a kid

Then move to montclair from hoboken



Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing it away

Clutter's an anal compulsion



Sometimes you can fix something by giving it away

We're now accepting donations



Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some corn

Clean out your colon



Sometimes you can fix something by just turning the page

Find out who's the villain



Sometimes you can fix something by just picking yourself up

And get back in the runnin'



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a few tweeks

Subtle modifications



Sometimes you can fix something by not getting it fixed

Maybe you got stuck with a lemon



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting old

Just outlive your competition



Sometimes you can fix something by just never growing up

Damn right the world owes you a living



Sometimes you can fix something by just being ashamed

Guilt's a valid motivation



Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming the world

Avoid all introspection



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a choice

After weighing all your options



Sometimes you can fix something with a mnemonic device

An aide to memorization



Sometimes you can fix something with just a slap on the wrist

Constructive criticism



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting spanked

Young man, I hope you've learned your lesson



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a stink

Blow things way out of proportion



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a mac

Dos is such a lousy system



Sometimes you can fix something by just moving out

Try a trial separation



Sometimes you can fix something by just trying to hide

Nobody here but us chickens



Sometimes you can fix something by just fixin' it in the mix

Though that is lazy production



Sometimes you can fix something by just screaming "shut up"

Now stop all of this bitchin'



Sometimes you can fix something by just introducing yourself

Make a good first impression



Sometimes you can fix something by just blowing some smoke

The ancient art of obfuscation



Sometimes you can fix something by just hiring a flack

Improve your public relations



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a crook

Even nixon got a pardon



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a shot

Update all your vaccinations



Sometimes you can fix something by just being upbeat

Brimming with enthusiasm



Sometimes you can fix something by just feeling doomed

Sit back and wait for armageddon



Sometimes you can fix something by just faking your death

Skip out on your obligations



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a life

Everybody needs a mission



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up

Ask you local librarian



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up

Let your fingers do the walking



Sometimes you can fix something by listening to npr

Especially morning edition



Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your shirt

Bankruptcy means a new beginning



Sometimes you can fix something by just going to work

Fill out that job application



Sometimes you can fix something by just watching Fox

The X-Files or The Simpsons



Sometimes you can fix something by just watching the tick

The best thing on saturday morning



Sometimes you can fix something by just writing a note

Give 'em a good recommendation



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look

Learn by careful observation



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a spy

Launch a covert operation



Sometimes you can fix something by ordering a probe

A blue ribbon investigation



Sometimes you can fix something by just saving the earth

How can we stand all this pollution?



Sometimes you can fix something by checking the scsi iD

You might need termination



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a bitch

Some men need lots of training



Sometimes you can fix something by just building a bridge

Try to form a coalition



Sometimes you can fix something by just drying it out

Shorts are caused by condensation



Sometimes you can fix something by starting from the top

Get it right with more rehearsing



Sometimes you can fix something by just explaining it again

Aim for clarification



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a switch

Try a clever substitution



Sometimes you can fix something by believing in ghosts

Witchcraft and divination



Sometimes you can fix something by just seeing a ghost

That gimmick always worked for dickens



Sometimes you can fix something by just doing the right thing

Ethics matter in the long run



Sometimes you can fix something by finally seeing the light

But watch out for deathbed conversions



Sometimes you can fix something by just dragging your butt

Keep 'em waiting, keep 'em waiting



Sometimes you can fix something by just shaking things up

A total reorganization



Sometimes you can fix something by just being strong

Some jobs require heavy-lifting



Sometimes you can fix something by just being thin

Like Twiggy or Tony Perkins



Sometimes you can fix something by just being fat

Like Greenstreet in The Maltese Falcon



Sometimes you can fix something by just being real

Versus imitation



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fake

Invent your qualifications



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a quack

You still might have a gift for healing



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fraud

Look what that did for p t barnum



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing god

Genetic manipulation



Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your voice

That hasn't hurt bob dylan



Sometimes you can fix something by just being rare

Though you'll end up in a museum



Sometimes you can fix something by just buying a ton

Some things are cheaper by the dozen



Sometimes you can fix something by just bending the rules

Cut 'em some slack, make an exception



Sometimes you can fix something by just being there

There's nothing better than good timing



Sometimes you can fix something by not being there

An alibi that can't be shaken



Sometimes you can fix something by just having some spunk

Overcome all tribulations



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing on the one and three

How come white folks feel that rhythm?



Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it all

Either/or are bad conjuctions



Sometimes you can fix something by being right-brained

And good at pattern recognition



Sometimes you can fix something by being left-brained

Focused linear thinking



Sometimes you can fix something by just swinging that club

Sometimes you gotta be a caveman



Sometimes you can fix something by just being unique

Defy categorization



Sometimes you can fix something by just blending in

Observe all local customs



Sometimes you can fix something by just fading away

Lose yourself in oblivion



Sometimes you can fix something by just deciding to die

Thank you Dr. KevorkIan



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a dick

There's nothing wrong with being masculine



Sometimes you can fix something by just asking a pro

Some problems need a trained technician



Sometimes you can fix something by just crossing your fingers

Tho that's only a superstition



Sometimes you can fix something by just being wrong

Mea culpa, mea culpa



Sometimes you can fix something by just startin' to chant

Nom myoho renge hare krishna



Sometimes you can fix something by just going new wave

Get black jeans and a farfisa



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a shtick

Like Liberace's candelabra



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking the train

Efficient public transportation



Sometimes you can fix something on the lIrR

Dream on, dream on, dream on



Sometimes you can fix something by just joining a frat

Become a lion or a mason



Sometimes you can fix something by just polishing a turd

Till it shines like a diamond



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a plan

Organize your operation



Sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some wine

Loosen up your inhibitions



Sometimes you can fix something by just being sweet

Maintain a pleasant disposition



Sometimes you can fix something by just being cruel

That's how horses are broken



Sometimes you can fix something by just trying again

Sometimes you win by being stubborn



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying oh well

A feeble rationalization



Sometimes you can fix something by just waving the flag

Demogogic jingoism



Sometimes you can fix something by just being numb

Anesthetize your real feelings



Sometimes you can fix something by just blasting away

Till you run out of ammunition



Sometimes you can fix something by just studying bird

Solo with upper extensions



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the chords

A, D minor, D eleven



Sometimes you can fix something by just courting the rich

It really helps to have a patron



Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich

Poverty is not fun



Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich

A Gen X trustafarian



Sometimes you can fix something by just killing the rich

I welcome that revolution



Sometimes you can fix something by just checking your math

Redo your calculations



Sometimes you can fix something with just a tambourine

Sweeten the track with some percussion



Sometimes you can fix something by just screwing up

Lower people's expectations



Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting a line

I second that emotion



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a machine

Automation speeds production



Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a name

It really helps to have a maven


Sometimes you can fix something by just keeping a straight face

Don't let 'em know you're laughing at 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by just building a box

Look what that did for Phillip Johnson



Sometimes you can fix something by just refusing to vote

The last I cast was for McGovern



Sometimes you can fix something by just checking the line

Maybe it's just a loose connection



Sometimes you can fix something by just putting on a show

Like Andy Rooney & Judy Garland



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a good spot

Location, location, location



Sometimes you can fix something by just working up a sweat

Success is nine-tenths perspiration



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a lock

Just don't forget the combination



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the code

Some data's hidden by encryption



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying it again

Make you point with repetition



Sometimes you can fix something by just poking around

Everybody's hiding something



Sometimes you can fix something by just calling a strike

Go to binding arbitration



Sometimes you can fix something by just having one

If you're the only one who has one



Sometimes you can fix something by just having one more

Complete your collection



Sometimes you can fix something by just being wild

Resist domestication



Sometimes you can fix something by just quitting your job

Start living like a bohemian



Sometimes you can fix something by just going right now

There's too much traffic on the weekends



Sometimes you can fix something by just growing a beard

Avoid the misery of shaving



Sometimes you can fix something with just the perfect scene

Like waltzing in grand central station



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look

Deputize a delegation



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying amen

Thus endeth the lesson



Sometimes you can fix something by just hating the beach

That worked alright for brian wilson



Sometimes you can fix something by calling tom goodkind

He's the master of shrewd thinking



Sometimes you can fix something by just twisting an arm

A little gentle convincing



Sometimes you can fix something by just sharing the chores

I'll wash, if you'll do the drying



Sometimes you can fix something by just caring a lot

Attack your problem with a passion



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a square

All squeaky clean and wholesome



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a massage

Work the stress out of your system



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying what if?

Tickle your imagination



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying so what?

Maintain that spirit of rebellion



Sometimes you can fix something by just not paying your rent

Make the landlord fix the plumbing



Sometimes you can fix something by just squashing it hard

Full compression, no depression



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a second job

Earn a little extra income



Sometimes you can fix something by just being wry

Ironic juxtaposition



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting it fixed

Who needs this aggravation?



Sometimes you can fix something by just splitting for the coast

There's something magic 'bout the ocean



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting sick

You might get cool hallucinations



Sometimes you can fix something with something out of the blue

Epiphanies and revelations



Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a pie

Basic goofball entertainment



Sometimes you can fix something by just sharing your pain

Bore the world with your hurting



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying I'm sorry

Hope for some kind of absolution



Sometimes you can fix something by just paying with cash

That's the way dodge the taxman



Sometimes you can fix something by just parking your dough

In a bank in the Cayman Islands



Sometimes you can fix something with just a running gag

That always worked for Monty Python



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what to expect

Like the Spanish Inquisition



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking some speed

Then cram for your examination



Sometimes you can fix something by just slowing down

Wait a minute, keep your shirt on



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a dump

Like most of Staten Island



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying fuck you

America's real national anthem



Sometimes you can fix something by just being the same

Have lots of things in common



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing yourself

With a nose job or liposucktion



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing real fast

Adapt or face extinction



Sometimes you can fix something by not changing a thing

Just redesign the carton



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing some golf

Get buddy-buddy with the big guns



Sometimes you can fix something by just traveling light

Rid yourself of your possessions



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a king

Declare it fixed by proclamation



Sometimes you can fix something with coffee and cigarettes

The real breakfast of champions



Sometimes you can fix something by just learning how to swim

Pretend that you are Esther Williams



Sometimes you can fix something by just stealin' a boat

Then seek political asylum



Sometimes you can fix something by just splitting hairs

Point out the subtle distinctions



Sometimes you can fix something by just being right

Without fear of contradiction



Sometimes you can fix something by not being too right

Avoid self-righteous indignation



Sometimes you can fix something by just staying awake

Or you might miss something



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a nap

The elves will fix it while you're sleeping



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying "hi"

Greetings and salutations



Sometimes you can fix something by just being lost

You'll go off in new directions



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the mob

Sometimes it helps to be sicilian



Sometimes you can fix something by just closing-up shop

Put up a sign that says "gone fishing"



Sometimes you can fix something by just picking up the tab

Snow 'em with a lavish luncheon



Sometimes you can fix something by just doing good work

You've earned that adulation



Sometimes you can fix something by just being known

Someone who needs no introduction



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a star

Tho not like norma desmond



Sometimes you can fix something by just being clean

And above all suspicion



Sometimes you can fix something by just filling your plate

Help yourself, go back for seconds



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a whore

There're many kinds of prostitution



Sometimes you can fix something with eeny-meeny-miney-mo

The process of elimination



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing who was there

Guilty by association



Sometimes you can fix something by with at and f1 enter

Reinititalize your modem



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what ya want

Don't suffer fools, morons or cretins



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting dressed

Nudity gets boring



Sometimes you can fix something by just hurting yourself

Some people thrive on self-destruction



Sometimes you can fix something by just camping out

Build a fire, climb a mountain



Sometimes you can fix something by just takin' a hike

Turn in your resignation



Sometimes you can fix something by just spraying the pots

Resitance rises with corrosion



Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool

Quote negraponte or mcluhan



Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool

Like Ray Milland or Robert Mitchum



Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool

Like combustible edison



Sometimes you can fix something by just being real cool

Like William Powell in The Thin Man



Sometimes you can fix something by just being outta the loop

That way they can't say that you're lying



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying "i can't"

You gotta know your limitations



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying I am

Though don't expect someone to listen



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking back

Revive some retro tradition



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking ahead

Stick to your game plan



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting mad

So what's your fucking problem?



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your tie

Sharpen up your presentation



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a slob

Protest the fascism of fashion



Sometimes you can fix something by just selling out

Life has its faustian bargains



Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a rug

Though who do you think you're fooling?



Sometimes you can fix something by just watching the clock

Over-achievers are a nuisance



Sometimes you can fix something by just being fast and bulbous

Also tapered, that's right, captain



Sometimes you can fix something by just being blue

Maybe they'll ban you in Boston



Sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues

Like Howlin' Wolf, not Eric Clapton



Sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues

But what the hell is smoke stack lightning?



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your strings

Be sure to check your intonation



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a tip

Eavesdrop on a conversation



Sometimes you can fix something by just making M*A*S*H

Make a fortune on the re-runs



Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it now

Instant gratification



Sometimes you can fix something by just smashing your car

The keith moon school of wreckless driving



Sometimes you can fix something by just going ahead

Surrender to temptation



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, hey

Who the hell gave you permission?



Sometimes you can fix something by just doing it anyway

Over everyone's objections



Sometimes you can fix something by just reading some smut

That'll get yer juices flowing



Sometimes you can fix something by just gutting it out

Don't let go of your vision



Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your nerve

Reconsider what you're doing



Sometimes you can fix something by just havin' yer doubts

Maybe your idea's a dumb one



Sometimes you can fix something by just plodding along

When you're way past the point of caring



Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling the plug

Cutting your losses shows wisdom



Sometimes you can fix something by plugging back in

Lick your wounds, then come out swinging



Sometimes you can fix something by just being unplugged

Your record will sell millions



Sometimes you can fix something by giving your legal I D

We pause for station identification



Sometimes you can fix something by being a good boss

Not one of those modern venal strivers



Sometimes you can fix something by just being dependent

On the kindness of strangers



Sometimes you can fix something by getting your phd

Though that won't help you flipping burgers



Sometimes you can fix something by just making that call

You might already be a winner



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief

Lots of art's appropriation



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying it's art

The essence of duchampism



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief

Lots of good ideas are stolen



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting caught

Then go thru rehabilitation



Sometimes you can fix something by just learning to type

Have a skill you can fall back on



Sometimes you can fix something by not learning to type

Who needs carpal tunnel syndrome?



Sometimes you can fix something with just more umph

Zizz-up the schmutz with zotz and goo-kum



Sometimes you can fix something by just with still more umph

Just get yourself a bigger engine



Sometimes you can fix something by just being smug

View the world with condescension



Sometimes you can fix something with just a quick fix

Skip the problem, treat the symptoms



Sometimes you can fix something by just holding court

Like dorthy parker at the algonquin



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, no thanks

I decline the nomination



Sometimes you can fix something by just hitting erase

Send it to magnetic heaven



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a smash

The must-see hit of the season



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a flop

Even Steven Sondheim had 'em



Sometimes you can fix something with just some vitamin E

They say it's good for the complexion



Sometimes you can fix something if things just go right

No unexpected complications



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a deal

Enter in negotiations



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a shrink

Your phobias and fixations



Sometimes you can fix something by just staging a coup

A bloody act of liberation



Sometimes you can fix something by just playing the long shot

Tho that's a risky proposition



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the odds

Then make an accurate prediction



Sometimes you can fix something by just hedging your bets

Avoid a reckless speculation



Sometimes you can fix something by just fipping a coin

Heads you lose, tails I win



Sometimes you can fix something by releasing it as is

De-bug it in a later version



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, I'll pass

An act of self-preservation



Sometimes you can fix something by just makin' it up

Everything is fiction



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting bought out

If they can meet your stipulations



Sometimes you can fix something by just having no mercy

Total capitulation



Sometimes you can fix something by just mnusy lkspek lknaoi

Yeah, I gotta work on my diction



Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking the whip

C'mon, get with the program



Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting by a lake

Restful, peaceful meditation



Sometimes you can fix something by just making a fist

There is a time for aggression



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the way

To your final destination



Sometimes you can fix something by just making your move

After careful preparation



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what's what

And all its implications



Sometimes you can fix something by just having some style

An eye for tasteful decoration



Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a beat

Are you still listening?



Sometimes you can fix something by just going too far

Dramatic exaggeration



Sometimes you can fix something by playing on the roof

I hope we've passed the audition



Sometimes you can fix something by just curbing your dog

Shit on the sidewalk's just disgusting



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a sneak

Become a master of deception



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a creep

Back-stabbing, machiavel-lian



Sometimes you can fix something by just doin' the do

Or some other slang expression



Sometimes you can fix something by saying you're concerned

Though that's just a euphemism/though you're scared as hell about 'em



Sometimes you can fix something by just pounding away

Get that thru your cranium



Sometimes you can fix something with just a list of names

Thank 'em in the dedication



Sometimes you can fix something by just using a Vox

The best British amplification



Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping in

My front door is always open



Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a fix

Though dope is dumb by definition



Sometimes you can fix something by just tapping your phone

Do it for your own protection



Sometimes you can fix something by just having long hair

I grok your groovy vibrations



Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a frame

Get things in synchronization



Sometimes you can fix something by just being cute

Everybody's little darling



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing it's shape

They say that form follows function



Sometimes you can fix something by just fixing it yourself

Consider it a challenge



Sometimes you can fix something by just asking for help

HereGimme that before you break something



Sometimes you can fix something by just having the knack

While other's just keep on struggling



Sometimes you can fix something by just looking the other way

Survive by being a good german



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, nein

Das ist verboten



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a vamp

Oozing decadent corruption



Sometimes you can fix something by just falling in love

You'll feel like a virgin



Sometimes you can fix something by falling in love again

You gotta get your head examined



Sometimes you can fix something by having a backyard

Hang a hammock, plant a garden



Sometimes you can fix something by just living in town

My whole backyard is Manhattan



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the trick

Ignore the man behind the curtain



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowin' for sure

Though nothing is for certain



Sometimes you can fix something by just paying the fine

Avoid a lengthy prosecution



Sometimes you can fix something by just knocking it down

This place is set for demolition



Sometimes you can fix something by trying everything you can

Run thru all the permutations



Sometimes you can fix something on just the first try

People will think you're a magician



Sometimes you can fix something if the calla lillies are in bloom

Perfect for any occasion



Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting the best

I wanna own the chrysler building



Sometimes you can fix something by not having the best

Too much of a good thing



Sometimes you can fix something by just being the best

Xtc's the greatest pop band



Sometimes you can't fix something by just being the best

Xtc's still stuck in swindon



Sometimes you can fix something by just working a scam

Our culture really loves a conman



Sometimes you can fix something by just being possessed

By parasitic aliens



Sometimes you can fix something by just being attacked

By an interstellar infestation



Sometimes you can fix something by having an evil twin

OhhThat one



Sometimes you can fix something by traveling in time

Escape into the 4th dimension



Sometimes you can fix something with any of the above

All cheesy star trek plot inventions



Sometimes you can fix something by just willing it fixed

They really study this at princeton



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing your roots

My ethnic background is suburban



Sometimes you can fix something by just diggin a hole

Try living subterranean



Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a hat

A derby or a turban



Sometimes you can fix something with a better rhyme than that

Believe me, i'm trying



Sometimes you can fix everything with a smart drummer

Though that's an oxymoron



Sometimes you can fix something by just being a spud

The truth about de-evolution



Sometimes you can fix something by always landing on your feet

Just like buster keaton



Sometimes you can fix something by just ordering out

Cantonese, hunan or szechuan



Sometimes you can fix something by just listing your strengths

Too many to mention



Sometimes you can fix something by just listing your faults

Is that an ego deflating?



Sometimes you can fix something with just some flower tops

Camomile or echinacea



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your blood

Flush out all those tocsins



Sometimes you can fix something by just going boom

That's supposed to be an explosion



Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, what's going on?

Stop all this commotion



Sometimes you can fix something by saying, excuse me, dear

Pass the suntan lotion



Sometimes you can fix something by staring off into space

Dreams are the mother of creation



Sometimes you can fix something by going overseas

But what's the point of belgium?



Sometimes you can fix something by just thinking big

That's a strategy for winning



Sometimes you can fix something by just thinking small

I'm sure there's lots of good reasons



Sometimes you can fix something by just working for yourself

Not at some faceless corporation



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing their sign

I always fight with sagittarians



Sometime you can fix something by just pleading the fifth

Avoiding self-incrimination



Sometimes you can fix something by just ordering two

With extra cheese, pickles and onions



Sometimes you can fix something otium cum dignitate

You gotta know a little latin



Sometimes you can fix something by just starting to preach

With a timely bibical quotation



Sometimes you can fix something by just spreading the good word

Convert the heathens and barbarians



Sometimes you can fix something by not starting to preach

Ain't got no time for bible thumping



Sometimes you can fix something with a good 'nom de punk'

Armitage shanks or johnny rotten



Sometimes you can fix something with just a grain of salt

Maintain a healthy skepticism



Sometimes you can fix something by just defining your terms

Eliminate confusion



Sometimes you can fix something by something, something, something

I knew it once, but I've forgotten



Sometimes you can fix something by just rockin' the boat

I'd like to know if you've got the notion



Sometimes you can fix something by just having a smoke

Nicotine is food, not an addiction



Sometimes you can fix something by just brewing some beans

Get some caffeine stimulation



Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing where you are

12 verses from the ending



Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head

Go to experts, get opinions



Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite

Trust in reason and persuasion



Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone

Let it stew in isolation



Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge

Revenge is such a cool sensation



Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name

Redefine the situation



Sometimes you can fix something by just running away

Avoid a messy confrontation



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand

But that's an awesome obligation



Sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war

Everybody at attention



Sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night

Answers come out of exhaustion



Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie

Screw'em with misinformation



Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk

Take a break, take a vacation



Sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek

That's what they tell you in religion



Sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart

Maybe the damn thing wants attention



Sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around

It's a form of education



Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1999, titled "The Devil Glitch", by artist "Chris Butler".