Purse First
Bob the Drag Queen
[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first

[Intro/Interlude]
It is a known fact that woman do carry an evening bag at dinnertime
You see the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
You see the Real Housewives of Potomac?
You even see it on Little Women LA!
I don't know why you all gagging..

[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow
Purse first, purse first
Listen to the first verse of purse first
Purse first, purse first
Purse fir-fir-fir, purse first
[Verse 1]
Bitch pay too much, don't look like me
My purse was buy one, get one free
Is that a Vera Wang gown, girl I'll take your hand-me-down
Fendi, Prada, no it's not a Micheal Kors as nice as yours
You broke the bank, but I turn the ball
Now, who's the fiercest of them all

[Refrain]
Kack, kack, kack boom
Kack boom, you walk into the room
Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack
Pick it back up, then you fall on your back
Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom
Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow
Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don't stop
Bring it back up and then death drop

[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow
Purse first, purse first
Second verse, it's only gonna get worse
Purse first, purse first
Purse to the Purse, purse first
[Verse 2]
Wal-Mart, Conway(?), Rainbow, Ross
Maxxinista, feeling boss
Girl, you think this Louboutin?
Nah, I got this on Groupon
With curtains, paper, and a wish
I made this clutch, and turned it, bitch!
$3000, now you're in debt?
You got a Givenchy with a K-Mart dress?

[Refrain]
Kack, kack, kack boom
Kack boom, you walk into the room
Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack
Pick it back up, then you fall on your back
Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom
Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow
Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don't stop
Bring it back up and then death drop

[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
[Verse 3]
Before you come for me, you better sharpen your claws
Tell me, is you mad OR NAH?
Your Jimmy Choos are killing you
Size 15 foot with a size 10 shoe
Girl, I'm way too blessed to be stressed
Why pay more when you can pay less?
I spill truth tea, and now you're mad
I duck walk on your Birkin bag

[Bridge]
Duck duck, ooh, quack
I'm feeling quack
Quack, quack
Get back, a bitch is feeling quack
Oh, oh, get back, a bitch is feeling quack

[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first

[Refrain]
Kack, kack, kack boom
Kack boom, you walk into the room
Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack
Pick it back up, then you fall on your back
Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom
Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow
Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don't stop
Bring it back up and then death drop

[Chorus]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first, ow

[Outro]
Purse first, purse first
Walk in to the room purse first
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "Purse First", by artist "Bob the Drag Queen".