WAP Parody Cardi B - GUACAMOLE
Merrell Twins
[Intro: Veronica and Vanessa Merrell]
Guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house

I said one dollar each
I get them once a week
Avocados
I want so I can eat (ah)

[Chorus: Vanessa Merrell]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top
For some guacamole

[Verse 1: Vanessa Merrell]
You want them ripe, not really hard
Extra soft and extra large
Buy a lot to make it home
Not Chipotle, no extra charge
Cut it up, what's inside (side)
Take the pit out, put it aside (side)
Cilantro and salt, get the lime
Squeeze it out, then it's time (time)
Mash it up, then combine
Stir it around, lookin' fine
Going to take a chip and dip
It needs a little more salt (salt)
It's so green, so serene
I might be it for Halloween
When you cook keep it clean
But don't leave the dishes in the sink
[Verse 2: Veronica Merrell]
Holy moly, holy moly
I love guacamole
Avocado toast yeah, eat it in the morning
I eat it in my salad, or make it as a dressing
Put it on a burger, eat it with some veggies
Feed me now
Tastes so wow
Even my cat yeah he said meow
I could even serve it in a molcajete
Do you want it mild or caliente
Now get your plate
And a bowl
For some guacamole
Comin' over for some dinner
Got some guacamole
If you don't like avocados
Then I'm really sorry
But I think that you should try
My guacamole

[Verse 3: Vanessa Merrell]
Look I need an onion
I need a tomato
I need a pepper
Like a jalapeno
Not a sweet one
I need a spicy one
Want some healthy guac
It's already keto
If you want the recipe
Its no secret
You'll need a mask
I'm already wearin' it
If it turns brown
Go on 'n mix it
I bet you that no one will notice the difference
Double dip
That's a no
If you do that
Then you go
If you disrespect my guac
My elbow says hello (hello)
My guac is fire
I put in my tacos
Looks like art
You can call me Picasso
It's so smooth
Just like gelato
Standing ovation
They all say bravo
[Verse 4: Veronica Merrell]
Avocado freak yeah
Part of my thesis
Take them on walks
Yeah, even go to beaches
I give them bubble baths
Scrub deep in the creases
Make them look clean
Leavin' people speechless
In the food chain
It's a healthy fatty
Antioxidants
No sugar daddy
Lycopene
Beta-carotene
My avocados takin' care of me
Don't need friends
This my new gang
JoJo Siwa
Like a boomerang
All elements
Call it Avatar A
Now we in Star Wars
Bang, bang, bang (ah)

[Chorus]
[Veronica Merrell]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top
For some guacamole

[Both]
Scoop it out, then I plop
That's some guacamole
Get a knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
I'm talking guac, guac, guac
That's some guacamole
Squeeze a lime, right on top
For some guacamole, huh

[Outro: Veronica Merrell]
Guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
There's some guac in this house
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2020, titled "WAP Parody Cardi B - GUACAMOLE", by artist "Merrell Twins".