Skid Row Downtown
Original Motion Picture Cast of Little Shop of Horrors
[WOMAN]
Alarm goes off at seven
And you start uptown
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been

[CHIFFON]
Sing it, child

[WOMAN]
'Til it's five p.m

[BUM 1, sung]
Then you go—

[CHIFFON, CRYSTAL & RONETTE, sung]
Downtown, where the folks are broke
You go downtown, where your life's a joke
You go downtown, where you buy a token
You go home to Skid Row
Home to Skid Row
[BUM 2, sung]
Yes, you go—

[CHIFFON, CRYSTAL & RONETTE & (SKID ROW RESIDENTS)]
Downtown (Where the cabs don't stop)
Downtown (Where the food is slop)
Downtown, where the hopheads flop in the snow
Down on Skid Row

[CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE]
Uptown you cater to a million jerks
Uptown you're messengers and mailroom clerks
Eating all your lunches at the hot dog carts
The bosses take your money and they break your hearts
Uptown you cater to a million whores
Disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors
The jobs are really menial, you make no bread
And then at 5 o' clock you head—

[BUM 3, sung]
By subway

[AUDREY & (CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE)]
Downtown, where the guys are drips
(Downtown) Where they rip your slips
(Downtown) Where relationships are no-go
Down on Skid Row (Down on Skid Row)
Down on Skid Row (Down on Skid Row)
Down on Skid Row (Down on Skid Row)
[AUDREY & CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE]
Down on Skid Row!

[SEYMOUR]
Poor!
All my life, I've always been poor
I keep asking God what I'm for
And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure. Sweep that floor, kid!"
Oh!
I started life as an orphan
A child of the street
Here on Skid Row
He took me in, gave me shelter
A bed, crust of bread, and a job
Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob
Which I am

[SEYMOUR & (CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE)]
So I live (Downtown)
That's your home address, you live (Downtown)
When your life's a mess, you live (Downtown)
Where depression's just status quo (Down on Skid Row)

[SEYMOUR]
Someone show me a way to get outta here
'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here
Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here?
Someone gimme my shot or I'll rot here
[SEYMOUR & (CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE)]
Show me how, and I will, I'll get outta here (Downtown, there's no rules for us)
I'll start climbing uphill and get outta here (Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous)
Someone tell me I still could get outta here (Downtown, where the rainbow's just a no-show)
Someone tell Lady Luck that I'm stuck here (When you go)

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY & (CHIFFON & CRYSTAL & RONETTE)]
Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here (Downtown, where the sun don't shine)
Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here (Downtown, past the bottom line)
I'd move Heaven and Hell to get outta Skid (Downtown, go ask any wino, he'll know)
I'd do I don't know what to get outta Skid (Downtown!)
Do a Hell of a lot to get outta Skid (Downtown!)
People tell me there's not a way outta Skid (Downtown!)
But believe me I gotta get outta Skid Row!
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1986, titled "Skid Row Downtown", by artist "Original Motion Picture Cast of Little Shop of Horrors".