Turtleneck  Chain
The Lonely Island
[Chorus]
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)

[Verse 1: Andy, Akiva & Jorma]
My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin
And I'm sipping light beer, and my crew right here
Chain razor thin light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtleneck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat
Man I won't say it again

[Chorus]
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
[Verse 2: Andy, Akiva & Jorma]
Turtleneck (Check) with another on deck
In case I spill something on it (Like some light beer?), yes!
We be bragging about who's chain be the thinnest
Turtleneck thicker than Delta Burke swimmin' in a Guiness
(Now bear witness)
But they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolves when it rains
Got more chains than the snow patrol
Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole

[Chorus]
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)

[Verse 3: Andy, Akiva & Jorma]
Chain so light when a breeze roll by, man, it float, oh man, it float
And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
And I also wear turtlenecks
Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sipping light beer foam
You can tell by my turtleneck and chain that I bone
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
[Verse 4: Snoop Dogg]
The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said fuck it
Get my 2 step on, with my turtleneck on
Thin ass chain, light beer in my glass
Mackin' at the bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl, you know it's true, tell me what it do
Oh, you like my style? Say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtleneck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtleneck is like one of my best
So I guess your dress, no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook, so my look, I'm a game go getta
The fatter, the puffier, the fluffier, the bigger the turtleneck
The more gangster it is

[Chorus]
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
Turtleneck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2011, titled "Turtleneck  Chain", by artist "The Lonely Island".