Do the Bartman
The Simpsons
[Intro: Homer, Bart]
Bart?
Bart! Bart!
Bart!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything

[Verse 1: Bart]
Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance, real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you! Uh
So move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
[Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Woah)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (Check it out, man)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can! (Bartman)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Uh-huh)
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (Woah, mamma)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman

[Verse 2: Bart, Homer]
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin' (Bart!) Mom was, too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!

[Pre-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Move your body, if you got the notion (Woah, I'm feeling the groove now, baby)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (Bring it back)
Move your hips from side to side now (Woah, do the Bartman)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (Woah, Lisa)
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (Ha, hahaha)
Rock rhythm in time with the music (Hahaha, check it out, man)
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson
[Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Oh yeah)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (Shake your body)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Yeah, do the Bartman)
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (Check it out)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can! (Woah, mamma)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (I'm bad, I'm bad)

[Post-Chorus: Bart, Harmonised Vocals]
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!

[Breakdown: Homer, Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?
Do the Bartman!
Oh my ears!
Lisa, put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything
[Verse 3: Bart]
Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song
Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!

[Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! ([?])
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (Need I remind you)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can! (Uh, I am the Bartman)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Check it out)

[Post-Chorus: Bart, Harmonised Vocals]
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman!) Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!

[Pre-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Hahaha, I'm the Bartman

[Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! ([?] it, baby)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can! (Oh, yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Woah, I'm bad)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! ([?])
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can! (Haha)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Oh yeah)

[Post-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, Bart]
(Do the Bartman!) Move your body, if you got the notion (You call that dancing?)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (Watch this rhythm)
Move your hips from side to side now (Yeah)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (Haha)
Rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction (Eat your heart out, Michael)
(Oop, haha) (Do the Bartman!)

[Outro: Homer, Bart]
You're grounded! Oh wow, man
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1990, titled "Do the Bartman", by artist "The Simpsons".