The Little Things You Do Together
Stephen Sondheim
[SARAH, spoken]
Harry?

[HARRY, spoken]
Uh?

[SARAH, spoken]
Do you wanna stand there?

[HARRY, spoken]
Okay, I'm standing here. Now what?

[SARAH, spoken]
Well, darling, just come at me

[HARRY, spoken]
Okay

[JOANNE]
It's the little things you do together
Do together
Do together
That make perfect relationships
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you accrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy
Mmhmm...
[HARRY, spoken]
Well, I could have blocked that

[SARAH, spoken]
No, that can't be blocked

[HARRY, spoken]
You wanna do it again?

[SARAH, spoken]
Okay

[HARRY, spoken]
I'll come at you again

[SARAH, spoken]
Okay

[JOANNE]
It's the little things you share together
Swear together
Wear together
That make perfect relationships
The concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact
It's not so hard to be married
When two maneuver as one
It's not so hard to be married
And Jesus Christ, is it fun

It's sharing little winks together
Drinks together
Kinks together
That make marriage a joy
The bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Mmhmm...

[Sounds of Sarah and Harry fighting]

[SARAH, spoken]
Uncle?

[HARRY, spoken]
Uncle your ass!

[COUPLES]
It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that
Allows you to get through the worst
It's, "I do," and, "You don't," and, "Nobody said that,"
And, "Who brought the subject up first?"
It's the little things...
The little things, the little things, the little things
The little ways you try together
Cry together
Lie together
That make perfect relationships
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and gray together

[JOANNE]
Withering away together

[COUPLES]
That make marriage a joy

[HUSBANDS]
It's not so hard to be married

[WIVES]
It's much the simplest of crimes

[HUSBANDS]
It's not so hard to be married

[JOANNE]
I've done it three or four times

[JENNY]
It's people that you hate together

[AMY and PAUL]
Bait together

[PETER and SUSAN]
Date together

[COUPLES]
That make marriage a joy

[DAVID]
It's things like using force together

[LARRY]
Shouting till you're hoarse together

[JOANNE]
Getting a divorce together

[COUPLES]
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Kiss kiss
Mmhmm...
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1970, titled "The Little Things You Do Together", by artist "Stephen Sondheim".