Three little maids from school are we
Gilbert and Sullivan
[YUM-YUM, PEEP-BO & PITTI-SING]
Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school!

[YUM-YUM]
Everything is a source of fun. (chuckle)

[PEEP-BO]
Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (chuckle)

[PITTI-SING]
Life is a joke that's just begun! (chuckle)

[YUM-YUM, PEEP-BO & PITTI-SING]
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary —
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school!
[YUM-YUM]
One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum —

[PEEP-BO]
Two little maids in attendance come —

[PITTI-SING]
Three little maids is the total sum

[YUM-YUM, PEEP-BO & PITTI-SING]
Three little maids from school!

[YUM-YUM]
From three little maids take one away

[PEEP-BO]
Two little maids remain, and they —

[PITTI-SING]
Won't have to wait very long, they say —

[YUM-YUM, PEEP-BO & PITTI-SING]
Three little maids from school!

[Chorus]
Three little maids from school!
[ALL]
Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary —

[YUM-YUM, PEEP-BO & PITTI-SING]
Three little maids from school!

[ALL]
Three little maids from school!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1885, titled "Three little maids from school are we", by artist "Gilbert and Sullivan".