The Harvard Variations
Christian Borle, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Natalie Joy Johnson & Noah Weisberg
[EMMETT]
Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves

[AARON]
Aaron Schultz
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me

[EMMETT/ENID/SUNDEEP]
Pretty impressive, good to know

[EMMETT]
Welcome to Harvard
[SUNDEEP]
What's up

[ENID]
Yo!

[SUNDEEP]
Sundeep Agrawal Padamadan
But you may call me Your Majesty!
In my country my word was law but then I flee because of stupid coup d'état
But here I learn, I make new friends and soon return in bullet-proof Mercedes Benz

[EMMETT/ENID/AARON]
Pretty impressive, good to know

[EMMETT]
Welcome to Harv-

[ENID]
Enid Hoopes!
I did the Peace Corps overseas
Innoculating refugees in family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

[EMMETT/SUNDEEP/AARON]
Pretty impressive, good to-
[ENID]
But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack and only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting Green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

[ELLE]
I love your top, it is so fatigue chic!
Anyone know where I could find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan... and Warner Huntington III?

[EMMETT]
It's in Hauser, over there, second building on the left

[ELLE]
Thanks!

[AARON]
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me

[SUNDEEP]
In my country my word was law
But then I flee

[ENID]
I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
[AARON/SUNDEEP/ENID]
Harvard's the perfect place for-

[ELLE]
Warner!

[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh ah ah ah ahh

[ELLE]
'Scuse me

[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh ah ah ah ahh

[ELLE]
Pardon me

[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh ah ah ah ahh

[ELLE]
Comin' through!

[ENSEMBLE]
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard!

[WARNER]
Elle?!

[ELLE]
Hm? Oh my God, Warner?
I totally forgot you go here
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2007, titled "The Harvard Variations", by artist "Christian Borle, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Natalie Joy Johnson & Noah Weisberg".