Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt
Mike Polk Jr.
Fun times in Cleveland again!
Still Cleveland!

Come on down to Cleveland-town everyone
Under construction since 1868
See our river that catches on fire
It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS

We see the sun almost three times a year
This guy has at least two DUIs
Flats look like a Scooby-Doo ghost town
Don't slow down in east Cleveland or you'll die

Our economy's based on LeBron James
Buy a house for the price of a VCR
Our main export is crippling depression
We're so retarded that we think this is art

It could be worse, though, at least we're not Detroit
We're not Detroit!
Write the lyrics for a misc song made in 2009, titled "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt", by artist "Mike Polk Jr.".