I Want to Be Neenja
Jennifer Murphy
[Verse 1]
I shut my Murphy bed, sat down to scratch my head
What could this day bring? It could be anything
I get the phone call, I gotta help them all
"GoGirl, we'll save the day, Chow will not get away"
It didn't take me long to find the ticking bomb
He took off in my Jeep, that Chow is such a creep!
I gotta find a way to take down Chow one day
He pulled a neenja move, it got me to behoove!

[Pre-Chorus]
Hmm, you know what? Ma-maybe I too could be neenja!

[Chorus]
I want to be neenja
I want to be neenja
I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
I want to be neenja

[Verse 2]
I started training hard, I think I could go far
I am a natural, that's matter-of-factual
I learn to chop real hard, I fight with credit card
I use my nunchucks, even while feeding ducks
I throw my neenja star (wah!) oh so very far
I do karate moves with a GoGirl groove!
I learn my neenja kicks while watching Netflix
I try do everything like on the big screen
[Pre-Chorus]
And you guys, you know what? I might do it! I might be a neenja soon!

[Chorus]
I gonna be neenja
I gonna be neenja
I gonna chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
I gonna be neenja

[Verse 3]
I practice every day, I practice every way
I don't always do good, I really wish I could
I drink from sippy cup, you know I won't give up
I gotta try my best, you can't expect no less!
That Chow has not a clue, is too good to be true
I making progress, feels good, I must confess!
I catch a flying tick with my chopstick
I take down anyone, ha ha ha, this is getting fun!

[Pre-Chorus]
Ha ha, you guys! I think I almost a neenja!

[Chorus]
I almost a neenja
I almost a neenja
I try to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
I almost a neenja
[Verse 4]
I snuck up to his place, opened my neenja case
Pulled out my neenja gear, I hope he didn't hear!
I sneak up to his room, he's sleepy I assume
I didn't think that he would be expecting me
Pulled out my neenja sword, he hit me with a board
I came to really fast, gotta get Chow at last!
I tried with all my might to put up a good fight
Did neenja moves real fast, I took down Chow at last!

[Pre-Chorus]
Huaaa! Yes, I did! I took down Chow!

[Chorus]
I finally neenja
I finally neenja
I got to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
I finally neenja!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "I Want to Be Neenja", by artist "Jennifer Murphy".