Akbar
Jeffery Dallas
Woke up this morning
At my grandma's house
And I saw a corn field
Through the window

I said "Grandma, grandma!
Can I go play in that corn field?"
She said "You can do whatever you want
You're like 21..."

I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar

Akbar is awesome
'Cause he never calls you names
He never really calls you anything
'Cause he's just a corn

But I like pretendin'
That I can talk to him
And he can talk to me
And he's kind of funny
And he knows lots of jokes
When I knew that
I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar

Sat down for dinner
At my grandma's house
When she laid down
A plate of Akbar

I nearly cried
When I saw my friend had died
Grandma killed him
For dinner

I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar

I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar (field today)
And met Akbar (field today)
And met Akbar
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2012, titled "Akbar", by artist "Jeffery Dallas".