JAMilton Just Add Magic Hamilton Parody
Cast of Just Add Magic
[KELLY]
How does a cryptic, worn-out, one of a kind ancient cookbook

[HANNAH]
Dropped in the middle of a forgotten box with lots of junk in it

[DARBIE]
By providence, discovered in an attic
Lead our three daring heroes into magic?

[JAKE]
This all-knowing, sometimes glowing book of dishes
Can grant all wishes, but you have to be smart
‘Cause it gets much harder, gotta keep a sharp eye on the fine print
Where riddles change the spells that you rely on

[HANNAH]
And everyday, while girls were on a mission in the kitchen away
Yet Mama P, she plotted and kept an eye out

[DARBIE]
Inside, she was longing for spells she could try out
The lady was ready to lie, cheat, steal, then fly out
[KELLY]
But with every recipe, became a clue to see
How to master every spice, how strong they could be
From Elysian to Carnesian, they knew every family
A tag group of three with endless possibility
Then the Traveler came around, said

[DARBIE]
“You gotta be real smart, girls
Otherwise, this book, it’s gonna tear you three apart, girls”

[HANNAH]
Gotta keep focused, yeah, you gotta stay on task

[JAKE]
And now, girls, I have to ask
What’s your task, girls?

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
Saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn
Yeah, we’re saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn
And there’s a million spells we’re gonna try

[KELLY]
But just you wait
[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
Just you wait

[KELLY]
It started with a cake, shut ‘em up, couldn’t talk
Then Darbie hurt her knee, later up couldn’t walk
So they tried another charm, just a tart, what’s the harm?

[DARBIE]
And Darbie got better, but it froze Kelly’s arm

[HANNAH]
Moving through the book, trying every spell it would provide
Left ‘em with little but downsides, and that voice inside’s

[KELLY]
Still saying, “Kelly, your instincts you must trust”
She kept on searching, on searching who will save Grandma, but

[JAKE]
It will take the three girls’ chemistry to reach to Grandma’s brain
You see, if they put their trust in Mama P, it would be a catastrophe
And they kept on looking, cooking, tryna get that spell to break
Until they finally made their own Last-Ditch Layer Cake

[KELLY]
It broke every spell the town had ever known
Including sending Chuck Hankins into the twilight zone
But now, if he’s back, it could be their last stand
If Chuck’s back, they will need a new plan
[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
If Chuck’s back, they will need a new plan
If Chuck’s back, they will need a new plan
If Chuck’s back, they will need a new plan
If Chuck’s back, just you wait

[HANNAH]
Saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn

[JAKE]
(Saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn)

[KELLY]
No doubt it was just the start
The girls never backed down, they always measured up the

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
Time

[KELLY]
Oh, saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn

[JAKE]
(Saving Kelly’s Grandma Quinn)

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
Turns out it was just the start

[HANNAH]
Every girl did her part

[KELLY]
Untold courage, brains and heart

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
But now Chuck’s back in Saffron Falls

[KELLY]
Oh

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
Chuck is off the ferris wheel, see if you can spot him
He’s got a pompadour and jeans rolled at the bottom
The OCs sent him far away, but they never forgot him

[JAKE]
They trusted him

[HANNAH]
She hated him

[DARBIE]
She spelled him

[KELLY]
She loved him
And we

[KELLY, HANNAH & DARBIE]
We’re the right girls to fight him
There’s a million spells we’re gonna try

[KELLY]
Just you wait

[JAKE]
What’s your name, girls?

[HANNAH]
Hannah

[DARBIE]
Darbie

[KELLY]
Kelly Quinn
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2019, titled "JAMilton Just Add Magic Hamilton Parody", by artist "Cast of Just Add Magic".