War is a Science
Revival Cast of Pippin
[CHARLES]
War is a science
Which a general must use
With stratagems and strategies
Statistical analyses
To know how many soldiers he's prepared to lose

(spoken) Now, gentlemen
This is the plan for tomorrow's skirmish

The army of the enemy is stationed on the hill
So we've got to draw them down here, where they're easier to kill
So you in the ravine (That's this area in green)
Will move across the plain where you plainly can be seen
Then the enemy (in blue) will undoubtedly pursue
And we'll hope to keep your losses to comparatively few

And then...

[ENSEMBLE]
And then...
[CHARLES]
And gentlemen, and then....

[PIPPIN]
And then the men go marching out into the fray
Conquering the enemy and carrying the day
Hark! The blood is pounding in our ears
Jubilations! We can hear a grateful nation's cheers!

[CHARLES]
(spoken) Pippin, sit down immediately!
Now, where was I? Ah, yes...

A general accepts that war is hell or even worse
He must never be too cautious or casualty averse
I'm certain the majority of blood that you will splatter
Will be theirs with just a minimum of damage that's collateral

But we know for success you must also pay a price
That's why for my success, you must sacrifice

And then...

[ENSEMBLE]
And then...
[CHARLES]
And gentlemen, and then....

[PIPPIN]
And then the men go marching out into the fray
Conquering--

[CHARLES]
(spoken) Pippin!!

[PIPPIN]
(spoken) Sorry, Father

[CHARLES]
(spoken) Well, now, time is short...
I'll have to speed the whole damn thing up!

Listen to me, men, as I endeavor to explain
What separates a charlatan from a Charlemagne
A rule known to generals illustrious and various
Though pompous as a Pompey or daring as a Darius

A little rule that every leader knows by heart:
It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart

And then...
[ENSEMBLE]
And then...

[CHARLES]
And gentlemen, and then....

(spoken) Now, Pippin! Now!!

[ENSEMBLE]
And then the men go marching out into the fray
Conquering the enemy and carrying the day
Hark! The blood is pounding in our ears
Jubilations! We can hear a grateful nation's cheers!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2013, titled "War is a Science", by artist "Revival Cast of Pippin".