Briefcase Joe
Briefcase Joe
[Intro: Briefcase Joe & Eminem]
Yeah, this is going out to those two jerks from Junior High School who called me Briefcase Joe. Guess what? Now It's come to past that. It's turned out to be a good thing for me
Yeah, tell 'em!

[Verse 1: Briefcase Joe]
Yo here I go, they call me Briefcase Joe
I write my lyrics down for a keepsake yo
On the microphone, hear the beats they go
You could be the rapper, I'm the DJ yo
My lyrics just erupt like a volcano
Everywhere I walk when I talk they know
I'm flippin' it, dippin' it, trippin' it, rippin' it
Hit 'em with venom in 'em
I gave them an enema
Then hit 'em up right in front of the cinema
Skin them alive {rocking the party}
As soon as the women arrive
Then I'ma drive a stake in their heart (yeah)
And squirt (yeah) lemon in their eyes (yeah, yeah)
You know what I'm sayin'?
[Hook: Eminem]
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka
Briefcase Joe
They call him, they call him, they call him
Briefcase Joe
Chicka, chicka, his name is, his name is
Briefcase Joe
He don't carry that briefcase to school no mo'
Chicka

[Verse 2: Briefcase Joe]
My testicles are vegetables
They're goin' to Mexico
They're on a jet-jetroll yo

[Hook: Eminem]
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka
Briefcase Joe
They call him, they call him, they call him
Briefcase Joe
Chicka, chicka, his name is, his name is
Briefcase Joe
He don't carry that briefcase to school no mo'
Chicka
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2009, titled "Briefcase Joe", by artist "Briefcase Joe".