Warsh_Tippy and Zelda
WHATEVER, DAD
Last night
I dreamt we did our laundry together
And we were singing the same song
While we folded our clothes

As I recall
You looked like a total doofus
Which is pretty accurate
So, I woke up feeling sad

'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened

Hold the door for Tippy and Zelda
To the basement floor with a song or two
Happy birthday and hail this country
Howling to an electric moon

Tippy sleeps and Zelda's shrinking
Perhaps, one day, they'll meet once more
But for now, Zelda's heart's still laughing
And when I see her, I will hold the door
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2014, titled "Warsh_Tippy and Zelda", by artist "WHATEVER, DAD".