Cause Im A Blonde
Julie Brown
Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan

Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people working
It just makes me giggle
Cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle

Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what
Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates
And I feel so sorry for 'em
Cause whenever I'm around
All the men ignore 'em

Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition

SPOKEN:
Um, okay, what was it? Okay, um, don't tell me...Oh yeah, okay: "Duck, Magnum! Duck!"

Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test
And I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW
But I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

SPOKEN:
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can! Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children!

Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty
And maybe it's true
With my hair and body
You would be too

Cause I'm a blonde
B-L...I don't know
(Cause)
I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1984, titled "Cause Im A Blonde", by artist "Julie Brown".