My OCD
Rhett and Link
[Verse 1: Rhett & (Link)]
That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It's more than I can take)
Missing parentheses
Uneven capris
Googling "askew"
Bags opened from the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin along with
An unsolved Rubik's Cube

[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Verse 2: Rhett & (Link)]
Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
(A closet that's not organized)
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind
[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Interlude: Rhett & (Link)]
Mr.Neal, how's everything going?
(Fine)
Would you like to take a break?
(Yeah, actually that'd be)
Great. I hope you're hungry, I've prepared some snacks for you. Enjoy

[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Outro: Rhett and (Link)]
All right, we're all done, you're free to go
Mr. Neal?
Mr. Neal?
(Can I come back tomorrow?)
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2014, titled "My OCD", by artist "Rhett and Link".