Dads Plan Gods Plan Parody
Kyle Exum
[Intro]
Boy I wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Boy, know I'm your dad, don't start trouble with me
Tryna keep this belt on is a struggle for me
Look at this mess that I had to come home to see
Clean this up, boy (Okay), don't you talk back to me
This hurts you, but not more than it hurts me
Be more like your brother, that boy listens to me
Now clean the grass, Mom said I don't have to
Your mama's not home, boy, rules are different with me

[Chorus]
Dad's plan, Dad's plan
Whoop my kids, sometimes I won't (Yeah I should though)
I play games, nah, sike, I don't (Don't play no games, nah)
Don't like rules? Then there's a door (Adios, yeah)
I'm your Dad, that's D.A.D. (Do As Demanded, yeah)
Bought the shoes that's on your feet (Yeah, fresh, Yeah)
I make sure my children eat (Yeah, of course, yeah)
[Post-Chorus]
And still
Bad things
Y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me
Yeah
Bad things
Y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me
Yeah, ayy

[Verse 2]
He said "Do you love me?" I told him "only partly"
I only love my belt and your mama, I'm sorry
Turn this off, boy, do you know how much this cost me?
Off the phone, that's probably why you're failing awfully
I have no B's
Bump a 92 I want 103's, boy
Without me and mom, boy, you would not be
Least you could do is bring A's, not 80's

[Chorus]
Dad's plan, Dad's plan
Whoop my kids, sometimes I won't (Yeah I should though)
I play games, nah, sike, I don't (Don't play no games, nah)
Don't like rules? Then there's a door (Adios, yeah)
I'm your Dad, that's D.A.D. (Do As Demanded, yeah)
Bought the shoes that's on your feet (Yeah, fresh, Yeah)
I make sure my children eat (Yeah, of course, yeah)
[Post-Chorus]
And still
Bad things
Y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me
Yeah
Bad things
Y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish you would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me
Yeah, ayy
Write the lyrics for a rap song made in 2018, titled "Dads Plan Gods Plan Parody", by artist "Kyle Exum".