Ripped Pants
SpongeBob SquarePants & the Losers
[Intro: SpongeBob SquarePants]
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

[Verse 1]
When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[Verse 2]
I know I shouldn't mope around and I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns

[Verse 3]
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So, listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 2015, titled "Ripped Pants", by artist "SpongeBob SquarePants & the Losers".