Cabin Fever
The Muppets
[PIRATE]
I got cabin fever. It's burning in my brain

[PIRATE]
I got cabin fever. It's driving me insane!

[COMPANY]
We've got cabin fever. We're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long that we
Have simply gone bananas!

Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic-
Boom-boom-boom-chic
Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic-
Chic-boom-boom-boom-chic

[LEW ZEALAND and TWO PIRATES]
We, we
We got cabin fever. We lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever. We're all going mad!
[COMPANY]
My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're going nowhere
I've gone out of my head
We were sailing, sailing over the bounding main-

[LEW ZEALAND]
(spoken)
And now we're not! Hehehe!

[COWBOY PIRATE]
Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do, step on the toe
Listen to him squeal!
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
And drop him in the drink. Hehe!

[POSH PIRATE 1]
We've got cabin fever-

[POSH PIRATE 2]
-no 'ifs,' 'ands,' or 'buts.'
[POSH PIRATE 1]
We disoriented-

[POSH PIRATE 2]
And demented-

[BOTH]
-and a little nuts

[PIRATES]
Ach du lieber, Volkswagen car (Yo-del-ay-dee-hee)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und a wunderbar- (Yo-del-ay-dee-hoo)

[PIRATES]
We were sailing, sailing. The wind was on our side

[REAL OLD TOM]
But then it died

[SPOTTED DICK]
I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip

[PIRATE]
I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script
[PIRATE]
(spoken)
Si

[ANGEL MARIE]
I was floating near a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm as crazy as a loon! HAHA!

[COMPANY]
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become
A floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing, heading who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there!


Cabin fever, ha!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1996, titled "Cabin Fever", by artist "The Muppets".