Its a Long Way to Mukumbura
Mike Westcott and Leprechaun
It's a long way to Mukumbura
It's a long way to jawl
It's a long way from your hometown
But you can have yourselves a ball
With your mukkas
Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stir


It's a long way to JOC Inyanga
It's a long way, ek se
It's a long way from Umtali
But it's wide tar all the way
Well, nearly
Goodbye to the Cecil
Hello the Mont Claire
It's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga
And the crowd's fighting there

It's a long way to Kariba
It's a long way to run
It's a long way from Mukute
But you can do it on your THUMB
With your FN
We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives it on RL
When he takes us on the bush road It's just like going to
Heaven, I'm in Heaven
It's a long way to Llewelyn
It's a long way on the train
We can kwai it to the North Pole, But they'd build one just the same
The parade square
We all dig the stoppies, haircuts and the graze
And if we really scheme it's lekker when we start on our first phase

For the Mortars
Action, disarm look again
They're so loud

For the Blues
Changa to echo base
Homing call required over
Chopper coming

For the Instructors
One check your rear aperture
Two move your wetty bars to the rear

For the Greys
You fool private the tails at the back

For Signals
Hello two this is one over
Hello, one this is one too are you one two?
For the Medics
This water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O

For the Cops
No madam that’s not what we use Vickers for
You want the pest control vehicle

For the RWS
Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
Whether to wear the green or blue eyeshadow
To weapons training today

For the Techs
Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep
As it should be kept
The keep does not keep itself

For the Engineers
That’s not a flocculent
You idiot that’s soap powder

It's a long way to Mukumbura
It's a long way to jawl
It's a long way from your home town
But you can have yourself a ball
With your mukkas
Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
It's a long, long way to Mukumbura
And we're going up there to stir
Stir
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure
Write the lyrics for a rock song made in 1977, titled "Its a Long Way to Mukumbura", by artist "Mike Westcott and Leprechaun".