Positive
Annaleigh Ashford, Dequina Moore, Legally Blonde Greek Chorus, Laura Bell Bundy & Leslie Kritzner
[SERENA]
Honey, whatcha cryin' at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?

[MARGOT]
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up, chin up
It's time to bring

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
A happy attitude!

[GREEK Chorus]
Keep it positive

[MARGOT]
As you slap her to the floor
[GREEK Chorus]
Keep it positive

[SERENA]
As you pull her hair and call her "whore!"

[PILAR]
You can take her in a fight

[MARGOT]
You and he will reunite

[GREEK Chorus]
You know we're right
We're positive

(spoken)
Kill her!

[ELLE, spoken]
Girls, girls

(sung)
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway, she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B?
[PILAR, spoken]
Uh, me!

(sung)
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance, and you've won
You off the hizzle, G!

[ELLE, spoken]
What?

[GREEK Chorus]
Keep it positive

[MARGOT]
Yeah! Let out your inner freak

[GREEK Chorus]
Keep it positive

[PILAR]
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

[SERENA]
You will whet his appetite
[MARGOT]
You and he will reunite

[GREEK Chorus]
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi—

[ELLE, spoken]
Oh my God, you're making me sick

[VIVIENNE, spoken]
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place

[GREEK Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey
Be positive

[PILAR]
That he loves you and...

[GREEK Chorus]
Not her!

[MARGOT]
You're...

[GREEK Chorus]
Hotter!

[PILAR]
And I bet you're...

[GREEK Chorus]
Smarter!

[MARGOT]
She don't know the real him

[PILAR]
You feel him

[SERENA]
So don't let her steal him

[MARGOT]
Wake him up like...

[GREEK Chorus]
Sleeping beauty

[SERENA]
Turn his head with your...

[GREEK Chorus]
Red hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, woo!
Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh!

[ELLE, spoken]
Girls, how is this helping?
He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk!
Wait...

(sung)
Girls, I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
That's the reason that he's gone

(spoken)
I need a salon

[GREEK Chorus]
Woo!

[ELLE]
Girls, I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]
Positive

[ELLE]
Try not to get upset
But I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]
Positive

[ELLE]
That it's time for me to go brunette

[GREEK Chorus, spoken]
WHAT?!

[ELLE]
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I've got more to give

[GREEK Chorus]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

[ELLE]
No, I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]
You're positive?

[ELLE]
I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]
You're positive?

[ELLE]
I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]
You're positive, really positive?

[ELLE & GREEK Chorus]
Positive
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2007, titled "Positive", by artist "Annaleigh Ashford, Dequina Moore, Legally Blonde Greek Chorus, Laura Bell Bundy & Leslie Kritzner".