The Internet Is Here
Dan Howell and Phil Lester
[Intro: Phil & Dan]
Whenever I’m alone…
Or if I’m feeling grey…
There’s one place I can go
To brighten up my day!

It makes me want to sing!
That’s how the show should end!
But wouldn’t it be good if I…
Could sing it with a friend?

Okay fine, whatever, I’ll join in too!

[Verse 1: Phil & Dan]
I might go outside
I'd feel more alive
Without Twitter, where would I be?
I guess I’d be fit
I'd stop posting shi- RUBBISH
But Tumblr's a part of me!
There's so many websites and so little time!
But one or two you should avoid…
Just don't stop watching YouTube
Or we’ll be unemployed!

[Chorus: Both, Dan]
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
It might be anti social
But these days that is fine
'Cause life is so much better
When you spend it all online!

[Verse 2: Phil & Dan]
A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you're geeky!
Find friends to share your hobbies
Even if they’re freaky!
Where any question in your head
Is answered in an instant!
Who cares if you procrastinate
Your one shot at existence?

[Chorus: Both, Phil, Dan]
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
Without the Internet…
We never would have met!
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!
DANCE BREAK!
[Verse 3: Phil & Dan]
Who cares if you’re a loser
And everybody knows it?
Or if you spend your life
Drawing whiskers on your noses?
Even if your chances
Of getting tanned are slim…
Or if you live vicariously
Through the life of a sim…

[Outro: Both]
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
It might anti social…
But these days that is fine…
'Cause life is so much better…
Life is so much better…
Life is so much better…
When you spend
IT
ALL
ONLINE!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "The Internet Is Here", by artist "Dan Howell and Phil Lester".