Would Jesus?
Emo The Musical
[Jordan Hare]
Do you think Jesus smiled all the time?
I don't think so
I don't think so
Think He locked himself in His room and cried?
I think so
Yes, I think so

Do you think there might have been a chance
He liked My Chemical Romance?
Yes I think so

Could Jesus have been an emo?

His blood it fell in crimson shades
His crucifix a razor blade

Was Jesus an emo?

He felt the pain of all mankind but emos do that all the time
Was Jesus an emo?

Jesus said "Blessed are those who mourn"
Emos embrace that ideal
Both suffered ridicule and scorn
Misrepresented in the media

Jesus would know what they go through
If He'd have been in highschool too
I think that
They'd persecute Him like an emo
Jesus would have been an emo
Jesus would have been an emo

Given wedgies after class
He never got the grades to pass
Jesus would've been an emo
Failed at science, failed at gym
And no girl would have dated him
'Cause who wants their boyfriend crucified
At the formal?

Jesus would have an emo
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2017, titled "Would Jesus?", by artist "Emo The Musical".