Days Like This
2016 Broadway Cast of Falsettos
[WHIZZER]
Good morning

[MARVIN]
Whizzer, kid, you're looking very good today
You had to see yourself a few days back
I had a heart attack!
Jesus
But today you seem to be
On the way to recovery!
Oh, Whizzer, I want to applaud!
It's days like this I almost believe in God
Days like this I almost believe
In God

[Cordelia enters, with food]

[CORDELIA]
Hello!

[WHIZZER]
Hi! Food...
[CORDELIA]
Rugelach!
Gefilte fish!
It's so good, you'd think it's Italian!
Also a soup made from chicken
That, though un-exotic, is antibiotic!
Oh, I'm up to my ass
In a kosher morass!
For aches and croup
Try my chicken soup!

[MARVIN]-----------------------[CORDELIA]
Whizzer, kid, you're-------------So, let's begin
Looking very good today.------It's medicine!
You had to see yourself --------It could be we're both
-----------------------------------Going to cure you
A few days back,----------------Me with my soup
I had a heart attack!------------She with her medication
Jesus!----------------------------Such elation!

[MARVIN and CORDELIA]
But today you seem to be
On the way to recovery!
Oh, Whizzer, I want to applaud!
It's days like this we almost believe in God
Days like this we almost believe
In
[CORDELIA]
Gefilte fish!

[MARVIN]
God!

[CORDELIA]
Canadelach!

[Trina and Mendel enter]

[TRINA]
Hi

[WHIZZER]
Hi

[TRINA]
We had trouble parking
Just like on our second date

[MENDEL]
I hyperventilate
But since I'm parking in the city, I've improved
Or else the hydrants moved!
[CORDELIA]
[laughs]
....
No? Okay...

[MENDEL]
Go ahead, be good and pissed
'How can I help?'' says the wiry psychiatrist!

[TRINA]
He'll make you well!

[WHIZZER]
Right...

[MENDEL]
I'll make you well!

[Charlotte and Jason enter]

[CHARLOTTE AND JASON]
Whizzer, hello!

[JASON]
Gee, you look awful
I think you need to play some chess

[WHIZZER]
Jason, sit down and begin

[JASON]
I'll let you win, Whizzer

[WHIZZER]
Don't let me win

[JASON]
I'll let you win

[MARV/CHAR]---[CORDELIA]---[JASON]--------[MEN/TRI]
Whizzer, kid,-----Rugelach-------Whizzer--------He'll make
You're looking----Gefilte fish-----hello, gee------you well
Very good--------so good---------you look-------I'll make
Today. You--------you'd think------awful. I--------you well
Had to see--------it's Italian-------think you------He'll make
Yourself a---------Also a soup------need to-------you well
Few days---------that though-------play some----I'll make
Back, I had a-----un-exotic----------chess---------you well
Heart attack!----is antibiotic
Jesus'

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
But today you seem to be
On the way to recovery!
Oh, Whizzer, I want to applaud!
It's days like this we almost believe in God
Days like this we almost believe in God
Days like this we almost believe in God
Days like this we almost believe
In

[TRINA]
What is this?

[CORDELIA]
Gefilt-ee fish!

[MENDEL]
Gefilt-ah fish

[MARVIN]
Right!

[TRINA]
He's looking very good today!

[JASON]
Your turn!

[ALL]
God!
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 2016, titled "Days Like This", by artist "2016 Broadway Cast of Falsettos".