Steiner Math
Scott Steiner
Lauren: Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three way for the TNA Heavyweight Title at Sacrifice between you, Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. Now, before you get there, you have an important step tonight, as you and X-Division champion Petey Williams take on the unlikely duo of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe.

Scott Steiner: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?

Lauren: : Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, y'know...

Scott Steiner: See, you're one of those girls that like romance. I'mma talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice. C'mon Petey.

Petey Williams: Hey, Scotty, just like you always say: Big Poppa Pump's your hook up. Well the Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need to look up. Holla if you hear that!
Write the lyrics for a misc song made in 2008, titled "Steiner Math", by artist "Scott Steiner".