Safety Video
Virgin America
[ALL]
Shoo-ah, shoo-ah (ooh)
Shoo-ah, shoo-ah (ooh)
Shoo-ah, shoo-ah-da!

[HALL]
I got some safety tips that you got to know
And trust me it’s something that you want to hear

[FLIGHT ATTENDANT 1]
So honey zip your lips and enjoy the show
Before we move into the stratosphere

[HALL]
So won’t you…

[ALL]
Whoo!

[HALL]
Buckle your seatbelt, put it on tight and keep your—
[ALL]
Whoo!

[HALL]
In that chair until we turn off that light
Turn your electrical devices off as fast as you can

[FLIGHT ATTENDANTS]
And whatever you do!

[HALL]
Don’t make me ask you again

[ALL]
So tonight, get ready to fly
‘Cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky (whoo-oh!)
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, fly away with me, yeah

[SPOKEN, flight attendant 2]
For the .001 percent of you who have never operated a seatbelt before... Really?! I mean, it works like this. Insert the metal end into the buckle until it clicks and pull on the lose end to tighten making sure it fits low and tight across your lap. There you go! To open, lift on the top of the buckle. And remember, seat belts should be fastened whenever you’re seated just in case of unexpected turbulence or weather conditions

Personal electronic devices should be turn off and properly stowed during taxi, take-off and landing. Laptops should be placed inside carry-ons or under the seat, not in seat back pockets or loose on the cushion next to you. Nice try!

Your inflight team or the sign above will determine when electronics may or may not be used during flight
[RAP, child 1]
Yo, yo, yo!
Now that you’re bopping your head to the rap scene
Now that your eyes are glued to the flat screen
If the cabin pressure’s changin’
You know that we won’t be leavin’ you hangin’
Pull your mask down first, don’t worry oxygen flows
Tighten the straps after placing on your mouth and your nose
If you’re traveling with someone, like a child for instance
Put your mask on first before your offer assistance

[ROBOTS]
Now-now-now under your seat, there’s a life vest (life vest)
First class, it’s below your center armrest
Remove the pouch, tear it open, place it over your head
Are we coming in clear, did you hear what we said?
Buckle the white straps and tighten right around your waist
Once off the plane, pull the handles and your vest will inflate
If you vest doesn’t fill, honey no big deal
Blow into the red tube and you’ve got a refill
There’s a bright locator light and it’s right on your shoulder
Thank you for your attention, this robot rap is over

[SUNG, flight attendant 3]
Just in case we must evacuate (ooh)
We’ve got a plan of attack (we’ve got a plan of attack!)
Four window exits on this airplane (over the wings)
Four exit doors, two in the front (and two in the back!)
Woah!

In the unlikely event we need to get you outside
Your exit is equipped with an inflatable slide
Only door slides can be used as a flotation device

[FLIGHT ATTENDANT 4]
And if you need to find the exit you just follow the lights

[HALL]
They’re at the base of the seats, they go from white and to red
But keep in mind the nearest exit door may not be ahead

[NUN]
So look around and let us just remind you

[MAN]
The nearest exit might be behind you
Yeah!

[SPOKEN, child 2]
Ok, so, this one’s important for all you smokers out there. It’s never allowed here, so don’t you forget

[SUNG, flight attendants]
Don’t forget!

[SPOKEN, child 2]
Federal law prohibits tampering, destroying, disabling smoke detectors, so don’t touch that cigarette. Don’t you do it

[FLIGHT ATTENDANT 5]
All right, it’s time for final cabin check. Make sure all carry-on bags are stowed away, tray tables and seats are in their upright and locked positions and all the electronic devices are completely shut off

[HALL]
For additional safety information, check out the safety cards located in the seat pocket in front of you. Please read and review before we take off. FAA regulations require that all guests comply with the lighted information signs, posted placards, and instruction of the in-flight team

[FLIGHT ATTENDANT 1]
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. Now, enjoy your flight, and as always

[HALL AND FLIGHT ATTENDANTS]
Thank you for flying Virgin America!

[SUNG, all]
So tonight (tonight!) get ready to fly (we're gonna fly!)
'Cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, fly away with me
Tonight, get ready to fly
'Cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, fly away with me, yeah
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