The Water Buffalo Song
VeggieTales
[Larry]
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a—

[Archibald, spoken]
Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

[Narrator, spoken]
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
[Larry]
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but...

[Archibald]
AHHHH
Write the lyrics for a pop song made in 1993, titled "The Water Buffalo Song", by artist "VeggieTales".