As clever Tom Clinch, while the Rabble was bawling,
Rode stately through Holbourn, to die in his Calling;
He stopt at the George for a Bottle of Sack,
And promis'd to pay for it when he'd come back.
His Waistcoat and Stockings, and Breeches were white,
His Cap had a new Cherry Ribbon to ty't.
The Maids to the Doors and the Balconies ran,
These lines specifially and the whole verse in general bear striking resemblance to the first verse in Kesha’s “ TiK ToK .” 
 Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back 
 
 The joke in these lines (spoiler alert!) is that clever Tom Clinch ain’t coming back either.