Confidence, Memes, and Bear: THIS GUY WANTS TO BE THE NEXT SMRT CEO  1 : Jeremy Sim  November 15 at 8:09pm .  My fellow Singaporeans,  I feel that it is time for someone to step up to the task of becoming the  next Chief Executive Officer of SMRT. The recent spate of events has  derailed our trust in the company. I believe that this signals a fault that  runs deep within the corporation; and is indicative of a need for a better  trained individual at its helm.  I sincerely believe that the individual our country needs and deserves is  me.  I will not delay you, fellow Singaporean, any further. Let me cut to the  chase to why I should be the next CEO of SMRT:  1)1 Am Not A Practitioner Of Tai Chi  I have not, and never will take up Tai Chi. I like my exercise the way I like  my trains: quick and efficient. Given my lack of Tai Chi expertise, I will  bear the responsibility of all 294 trains (385 by 2020) on my shoulders. I  promise to personally piggy back each and every individual that is  delayed by us; straight to their destination. They may wear spurs on their  footwear to encourage me to move faster. I will wear a saddle with one-  size-fit-all stirrups to cater to all sizes of Singaporean feet  AND HE TELLS YOU WHY HE SHOULD BE Wah this guy's confidence level in being the next SMRT CEO is really 1000%!