"lolzandtrollz:  New And Necessary Punctuation Marks: The ""I'm Not Angry"" Mark  Usage:  When you need to be brief,  but you're not angry  Example  We need to talk  The Sinceriod  Usage  When you want to break out of your  cycnical shell and be truly honest  with someone.  Example:  Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater  is just what I wanted  Sarcastises  Usage  The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when  you want to be sarcastic, but in a way  that's totally different and better from  whatever system you're using now.  Example:  Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is  just what I wanted.  Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon  Usage:  If you don't know when it's appropriate to use a  semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use  this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods.  Pretty much wherever you feel like it  Eхample:  Now I can act superior and avoid learning anything  I'm a stain on humanity  Andorpersand  Usage:  One simple symbol for ""and/or""  Example:  Some people hate the very  existence of the phrase ""and/or, ""  but these people are uptight &o  stupid  Mockwotation Marks  Usage:  For quoting something that someone  didn't say, but totally would say with the  way they're being right now. The written  equivalent of doing an impression of  someone by saying ""Look at me, I'm  so-and-so"" and wiggling your hands by  your head, and speaking in a high-pitched  voice.  I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about  being hungry but not offer any suggestions  of my own, said Stacey.  Collegelf  Superellipsis  Usage:  For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to  wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the  sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some  thunder crashing.  Example:  He paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On  the other side he found... more words!  Collegelm  Morgan Freemark  Usage:  Reminds readers that they can read words in  any voice they want, so maybe they should  read these words in Morgan Freeman's voice.  Example:  And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka  and straight-up ran head-first into the wall  you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:  New And Necessary Punctuation Marks"