"'I'm Sorry' [@ 08/31/11 12:00 AM] | 'xkcd' by Randall Munroe: ""My mom's house burned down."" ""Oh! I'm sorry!"" ""Why? It's not your fault."" ""It's nice of you to say that, but I know what I did."" Subtext: ""It annoys me when people interpret an obviously sympathetic ""I'm sorry"" as an apology, so I've started responding by making it one."""