God, Grandma, and Jay: Dana Aulder shared Jay Allen's post.  4 mins  I can't. The hash tags are hilarious  Jay Allern  13 hrs New York, NY, United States  I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this  morning... it finally happened. To all the women in  my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my  grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest  #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016  #1 Knocked Everything OffEveryCounterOnMyWayDo  wn #All MyLife! HadToFight #SoSoCold  #ForSomeReasoniYelledWholslnHereAslWasFallin  | g oH MY GOD HAHAHAH