"poison control: FLOURIDE  Did you know?  In 1955, CREST became the first fluoride toothpaste.  Fluoride CALCIFIES the pineal gland, otherwise known as  your third eye which literally has rods and cones, just like  your other eyes!  Fluoride is so TOXIC that it is considered a hazardous  waste by the EPA.  HITLER fluoridated the water in the concentration camps  to SEDATE the prisoners.  Fluoride is the same ingredient used in rat POISON and  Prozac.  →  According to Dr. Bill Osmunson, there's the same equivalence of  fluoride in an 8 ounce glass of fluoridated tap water as there is in a  pea-sized"" amount needed to call the Poison Control Center, as  recommended on the back of any fluoridated toothpaste. memehumor:  I found an old classmates IG and it was chock full of facepalm gold like this."