Cum, Horny, and Sex: Horny Birds Cause  Mass Blackout in Perth  by Rooting on Power  Lines  More than 1,000 homes in Perth lost  power when two kookaburras had sex  too close to the electrical wires,  zapping themselves to death  By Gavin Butler  13 June 2019, 2:10pm  Image via Flickr user John, CC licence 2.0 mornington-the-crescent:  Kookaburra sits in the old cum tree, getting all the cummies he can see.  I just really wish you could not