"moronpaul:  Ron Paul Supporter Likes The Way Paul Tells It Like It Has No Chance Of Being. RICHMOND, IN—Self-proclaimed strict constitutionalist and freethinker  Rick Crawford told reporters Monday he is supporting Ron Paul in the  2012 Republican presidential primaries because of the way the candidate  looks people directly in the eye, doesn't mince words, and tells it like  it will never, ever be in a million years. ""Ron cuts right through the  fat and doesn't sugarcoat anything when he talks about policies that  would be absolutely impossible to implement, like abolishing the federal  income tax, eliminating Medicare, or putting the nation's currency back  on the gold standard,"" Crawford said as he pounded a hand-painted ""Ron  Paul 2012"" sign in his front lawn. ""He's not afraid to give Americans  no-nonsense straight talk about his completely delusional fantasy world.  That's why I'm part of the highly unlikely Ron Paul revolution.""  Sources close to Crawford's family said his wife supports Mitt Romney  because of the way he tells it like people want to hear it. http://www.theonion.com/articles/ron-paul-supporter-likes-the-way-paul-tells-it-lik,27138/ ~ I don't think Paultards will get it, which makes this article even better. BAAHAAHA!"