". Comic singer Ray Stevens -- check out these lyrics: ""Oh yes, they call him <a href=\""http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUfg3uCBbg\"" target=\""_blank\"">The Streak</a> ... if there\'s an audience to be found / he\'ll be streakin\' around / invitin\' public critique\"" -- is 78. (Getty Images: Bryan Bedder)"