Clothes, Guns, and Ugly: Girlfriend  HMS WARSPITE  -Needs protection  -has a 'reputation'  -requires attention  -steals your clothes  -has breasts  -will look ugly in 15 years  -might leave you for another man will always defend your fleet  -people might think you're cool  -has up to 13in of steel armour  -has 15 battle honours  -requires fuel oil and shells  -stays warm even in the Atlantic  -has 8x 15in Mk.1 naval guns  -remains imposing after 30+ years  -people might think you command  a dreadnought in the worlds most  powerful navy <p>Which would you choose?</p>