awesomesthesia:  Makes You Proud Doesn't It?: JUST IMAGINE...  If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago  you would have $49.00 today!  If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago,  you would have $33.00 today!  If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares  one year ago, you would have $o.00 today!  BUT... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year  ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling  YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00  SO BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN  IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!  AND DID YOU KNOW...  A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR  Another study found that Aussies drink on average 22 GALLONS OF  ALCOHOL A YEAR  THAT MEANS ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET  41 MILES TO THE GALLON.  MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT? awesomesthesia:  Makes You Proud Doesn't It?