nerdfightersdontfightnerds:  #replaceawordinanerdfighterthingwithbutts What a treacherous thing to believe that a butt is more than a butt The thing about butts is that they demand to be felt You will go to the paper butts and you will never come back! The way I figure it, everyone gets a butt. My thoughts are farts I cannot fathom into poops  IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BUTT SANTAS